"Before the official start, let's have a game of Dongfeng, but we don't want to play the lottery, so we can familiarize ourselves with the rules, how about it?"
Faced with Qiao Muyi's thoughtful proposal, everyone had nothing to do. Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan even took out their mobile phones to search for the Rima rules and learned them on the spot.
After 19 minutes, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at their own sticks and showed satisfied smiles.
Qiao Muyi: 11,000 points.
Gu Yueyan: 25000 points.
Ren Suo: 31000 points.
Lin Xianyu: 33000 points.
Qiao Muyi is so weak!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu played cards once each, earning Qiao Muyi 8,000 points angrily. Although Qiao Muyi also played twice to break Yaojiu, they were powerless to recover!
"Oh, it would be miserable if it was an official round, but luckily it's just a trial round." Qiao Muyi patted his chest lightly, and let out a thankful voice, which made the hearts of the winners itch.
Gu Yueyan didn't say a word, quietly watching everyone's cards. She had neither fired nor won cards just now, and all the points are worthless, but if someone draws herself, she will also lose points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at each other, and they both saw the confidence in each other's eyes!
I want to sleep on the sofa tonight!
I want to hug a rich woman!
"Come on, let's get started!" Lin Xianyu said anxiously, as if afraid of Qiao Muyi's retreat.
"Yes, yes, mahjong is fun." Ren Suo nodded repeatedly.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said: "Okay, I have almost learned how to fight, and I should be able to beat you."
How can it be!
Playing mahjong is not about beating people. No matter how talented you are, you have to go through dozens of games to remember all the cards and patterns. You must also pay attention to other people's rivers (cards that have been played) to defend and attack. Game skills that can only be developed after a certain period of time can be learned by playing a game
"I can figure it out myself."
With everyone's jaws dropped in shock, Qiao Muyi leisurely showed his cards and clapped his hands lightly: "I'm the banker this time, double the points, thank you."
In Rimari, the banker gets twice the points if he touches himself. Of course, if other people touch themselves, the banker also pays twice the points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu's expressions changed, but they soon relaxed again.
take it easy!
Qiao Muyi has already exposed herself twice (touch and eat), so be careful not to get tricked next time and you'll be fine! Qiao Muyi doesn't know how to play, it's normal for a newcomer to be lucky, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!
They only lost 4000 points each, so it's easy to come back!
In the second game, Ren Suo made a good score. In the 15th round, he got all of them together, and he got 40,000 when he singled out 40,000.
He looked at the river of cards and found that 30,000 did not appear, that is to say, there were still three 30,000 hidden, while two of 40,000 appeared, which meant that only one 40,000 was hidden.
The probability of Hu 30,000 is even higher, so Ren Suo decisively hit 40,000!
"Hu!"
"Won!"
Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan showed their cards at the same time!
Gu Yueyan spread out the cards clumsily: "Among the cards, pair and tie, one-way draw forty thousand, 3 fan 40 symbols 5200 points!" She even calculated the number of sticks smoothly.
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly, and flipped through the card types: "I am the field wind card, the door wind card, and the three-color straight, but I am the banker, so it is 7800 points."
Ren Suo hit two shots!
Instant explosion!
Ren Suo clicked the cannons of two people (the cards played were played by both of them at the same time), and the points were instantly reduced to 8000 points!
Lin Xianyu blinked, and swallowed nervously.
"Luna, take off Xiaosuo's shirt." Qiao Muyi ordered casually.
"Okay~!" Luna, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately lifted her hands, and directly lifted Ren Suo's short sleeves away!
Everyone watched curiously, and even Xiao Jiu raised his mobile phone to take a picture. That strong gaze immediately made Ren Suo feel endless humiliation!
"Xiao Suo's muscles are still good." Qiao Muyi commented.
"Well, it can be seen that he has cultivated well." Dong Chengling affirmed.
"I remember that before you went to college, brother, you only had a bunch of abs, but now you have several abs!" Ren Xingmei laughed.
Gu Yueyan didn't speak, just kept looking at him.
Ren Suo's brain thumped instantly, feeling that a certain thread had collapsed!
I heard Qiao Muyi’s suggestion to get a lottery before. You said that Ren Suo didn’t feel happy, that must be fake. Conquering girlfriends on the mahjong table, making them obedient and obedient, taking off the cover, just thinking about it can make men’s blood boil up!
As for whether he will lose or not, Ren Suo doesn't care. After all, even if he lost, he just took off his clothes, and would a man lose if he took off his clothes? Will it be a loss? Is it a loss
Lose!
It was like a piece of raw pork on a chopping board being commented on and even photographed as a souvenir. This strong sense of humiliation revived Ren Suo, who hadn't tasted failure for many days!
You can't beat others in games, and you can't even lose your clothes!
For players, there is nothing more humiliating than this!
If it wasn't for Yeyue Warrior still cooling down, Ren Suo would even call his avatar to come over and help, so that these girls could experience Ren Suo's highest game skills!
However, even if there is no clone, Ren Suo will not let himself lose again!
Ren Suo, Ren Suo, who are you and what are you doing now
Ask yourself, what did you do in college!
Ren Suo slowly opened his eyes and let out a heavy breath.
"I'm going to be serious." He said lightly, "Maybe you don't know that when I was in college, not only was I not allowed to bring a computer with me during my freshman year, I couldn't even pull a network cable."
"So?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"During that year, I established my position as the No. 1 bird sage and No. 1 card king in the dormitory building. During the four years of university, no one could shake my throne!" Ren Suo proudly said of his great achievements.
"..."
After all, it was my boyfriend, and everyone was embarrassed to say anything, but Ren Xingmei was finally relieved: "No wonder you have become more and more stupid since you went to college... It turns out that you don't study all day and just play cards in the dormitory..."
Although Gu Yueyan played the cards, Qiao Muyi also played the cards, so Qiao Muyi was still the banker in the third game.
In this round, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu finally let go of all contempt and stared at Qiao Muyi with the most serious attitude!
They still don't understand that just now Qiao Muyi proposed a trial game just to lower their vigilance and make them think that Qiao Muyi really doesn't know how to play mahjong.
Then, at the beginning of the official round, Qiao Muyi relied on their contempt, boldly showing off, and quickly established an advantage, winning two big games in a row. Now her points have reached 44,800 points!
In the Dongfeng Bureau, such a point advantage is too great!
And Ren Suo has to be careful, he only has 8000 points, if Qiao Mu Yihu gets a big card once and he hits it again, he will probably lose all his points to 0, and the game will be over and he will be stripped.
Under everyone's careful playing strategy, in the third game, Gu Yue was talking nonsense, and Qiao Muyi fired.
"Broken Yaojiu, 1000 points." Gu Yueyan looked at Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi gave her a stick, and complained, "You beat me at such a young age?"
"Compared to being a big player, it's better to be Hu Xiaopai to interrupt your streak." Gu Yueyan said solemnly.
The order of dealers is Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, Ren Suo, and Lin Xianyu.
In the fourth round, the dealer was Gu Yueyan, and the atmosphere was slightly tense.
Now everyone has figured out each other's details: Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu obviously had some experience in playing before, Gu Yueyan didn't know how to play but learned quickly, and mastered the simple and practical tricks of breaking the nine pairs and such simple and practical tricks, Qiao Mu On the contrary, Yi is the best at playing mahjong, and currently has the greatest advantage.
This time everyone played more carefully. They would rather change the card type to win less than to lose everything by firing a cannon.
After playing and playing, the fourth game was aborted, and everyone was listening to the cards, so no one won and no one lost in this game.
In the fifth game, Gu Yueyan was still the banker, and the atmosphere became even more depressing. Ren Xingmei and Dong Chengling watched quietly, and even Xiaojiu put on headphones to play games silently.
When it was the fifth round, Ren Suo suddenly felt his calf being poked.
He was slightly taken aback, but didn't dare to look down. Everyone at the poker table was observing other people. It was too easy to be spotted by such a big move of lowering their heads.
Soon, Ren Suo's calf was poked again, and the opponent almost pressed the forefoot on Ren Suo's calf, rubbing gently. Ren Suo felt it, and looked suspiciously at Qiao Muyi who was directly opposite.
Ren Suo clearly felt that that foot was wearing stockings, and the only person at the poker table wearing stockings was Qiao Muyi.
Qiao Muyi blinked at him, and then Ren Suo felt that foot scraped three times on his calf, and then stepped on the sole of his foot again.
After going back and forth twice, Ren Suo also understood that Qiao Muyi wanted him to hit three!
This woman was so handsome just now, but now she is asking him to cheat!
Cheating while playing games, Ren Suo despised this kind of behavior the most, so he shook his head imperceptibly, showing that he was an honest player who never cheated.
Qiao Muyi narrowed his eyes slightly, and Ren Suo instantly felt that his calf was pinched hard, which stimulated him to sit up straight.
Lin Xianyu, who just played the cards, was taken aback, thinking that Ren Suo wanted to play her cards.
If you pinch me, I will not let you cheat!
But soon, Ren Suo felt that little foot rub against his calf again, as if apologizing and comforting him.
At this time, Qiao Muyi suddenly opened the neckline of the pajamas a little, looked at the living room pretendingly and said, "It seems a bit hot tonight."
"Is it hot? Then turn on the air conditioner." Dong Chengling stood up and turned on the central air conditioner.
Tonight, Qiao Muyi was only wearing a tulle pajamas, and after tearing off the collar a bit, Ren Suo, who was sitting directly opposite, could naturally see some pleasant scenery of white snow ravines...
"Three." Bird Saint bowed his head.
"Touch." Qiao Muyi raised the corner of his mouth, showing a satisfied smile, and typed a whiteboard.
"Hu."
Qiao Muyi's smile disappeared.
Gu Yueyan showed the card type, and his eyes were full of smiles: "The white card is white, the card is released, the pair is tied, the three dark engravings, the old man is mixed, and the same color is mixed. The dealer has 11 times, three times full, a total of 36,000 point."
Triple full, 36000 points!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu immediately looked at Gu Yueyan with admiration. From Gu Yueyan's clumsy way of building cards, it can be seen that Gu Yueyan is indeed new to mahjong.
However, Gu Yueyan's comprehension and learning ability, as well as her ability to memorize most of the species in a short period of time, show that she is no less powerful than Qiao Muyi!
If Qiao Muyi hadn't won two games in a row before, she would have scored enough points to get her points back to 0, and she would have been defeated immediately!
Even so, Qiao Muyi's points also plummeted to 7800 points!
"Sister Qiao, three pieces of clothing."
This time, Gu Yueyan was quite elated. Facing Qiao Muyi who was always stealing in her rounds, she raised her head proudly: "Sister Qiao, this is an extra prize for you, you won't renege on it, will you?"
"How could it be?" Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged, she slowly took off her jacket to reveal the tulle pajamas inside, "This is one."
Then she thought about it, raised her long legs and took off the black stockings: "These are two pieces."
"Wait!" Ren Xingmei said in surprise, "Didn't we agree to have five pieces of clothing per person? Counting the stockings, you have six pieces!"
"Who said I have six pieces." Qiao Muyiyouyou said: "I only have five pieces including the stockings and jacket. Anyway, if my points return to 0, I will definitely take off all my clothes."
Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Okay, then you are still short of one thing."
After taking off the stockings jacket, Qiao Muyi is now only wearing pajamas and pajama pants. Everyone looked at her curiously, thinking that she would choose to sacrifice the top or the bottom first.
But no matter which side she sacrifices, as the instigator of this mahjong war, she will definitely be ridiculed and commented by others (except Ren Suo and Xian Yu) openly and no one will want to let go of the rare opportunity to laugh at Qiao Muyi.
In the expectant eyes of everyone, Qiao Muyi calmly stretched his hand into the pajamas, and slowly pulled out a pair of white lace bra after some manipulations.
"The third one." She raised her eyebrows, threw her underwear on the sofa, and said with a smile, "So, are you satisfied?"
Ren Suo turned his head away with his face blushing, but his head was held by Luna, he had nowhere to escape, and was so excited that he was about to have a nosebleed in the next second.
Seeing this, Dong Chengling nodded thoughtfully, but she didn't have stockings, so she took off her coat and went to the bathroom.
After she came back, her appearance didn't seem to have changed, but everyone knew that other people might not keep their promises, but Dong Chengling would definitely keep her promise.
It was agreed that they would take off both when they lost, but now that Qiao Muyi took off three, she must also take off three.
Ren Suo has now started to recite "Secret Records of the Xuanjun" silently to suppress the restlessness in his heart and soothe the hormones that seem to be burning in his body.
After holding back for a long time, Gu Yueyan could only say one sentence: "As expected of Sister Qiao."
Ren Xingmei secretly picked up Qiao Muyi's underwear and looked at it, then lowered her head in disappointment.
Dong Chengling touched Ren Xingmei's head, and comforted softly: "Don't worry about this, Xingmei, you are a very beautiful girl."
Ren Xingmei looked at Dong Chengling's face, then at Dong Chengling's chest, feeling even more disappointed.
In the sixth game, Gu Yueyan was still on the field.
Just after reaching the third round, Ren Suo suddenly heard a familiar voice: I want 30,000.
Ren Suo froze for a moment, and glanced at Gu Yueyan, but Gu Yueyan didn't look at him, but the voice next to his ear sounded again: It's me, I want 30,000.
Ren Suo knelt down instantly.
Forget it Mr. Mu, why do you have to cheat on Yueyan!
And Mr. Mu is only physically cheating secretly. Yueyan, you are directly using the moonlight spell to transmit your voice, asking me to partner with you to make a cheater. is you!
Seeing that Ren Suo didn't seem to be moved, Gu Yueyan seemed a little anxious, and continued: "I want to win Sister Qiao, let Sister Qiao lose everything, help me!"
Mr. Mu, you are so popular...
Everyone seems to have forgotten the good intentions of playing cards, but is all about pursuing victory and embarrassing their rivals. This is the charm of competitive games, which exposes the ugliness of human beings...
But Mr. Mu is my girlfriend, and you are also my girlfriend, so I am also very embarrassed...
After I win sister Qiao, I will definitely be number one. Then tonight... as long as the little star can't see... I... I allow your hands to move freely.
"Thirty thousand." Bird Saint bowed his head again.
"bump."
After a while, Ren Suo felt another movement in his calf, and Qiao Muyi asked him to cheat again!
Ren Suo secretly sighed, honestly followed their instructions, and tried his best to play key cards for them.
Now Ren Suo's mentality is different from before. If it was said that Ren Suo was angry because of his embarrassment just now, then after seeing Qiao Muyi almost embarrassing himself, the anger in his heart has completely disappeared.
Anyway, there is always someone to be ashamed of, so why can't it be me
And Ren Suo thought about it carefully, if he really stripped others to win the first place, then he won the game and lost his life worthy of the name, and he might not be beaten to death afterwards.
So... sleeping with two girlfriends... seems... not unacceptable!
As for their grievances, let them settle it themselves, I'm just a double-faced old man responsible for cheating.
After someone helped them cheat, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan returned to the starting line, and the next step was to compete for skills and luck.
This time, Qiao Muyi was even better.
"Big three yuan, full service, 32,000 points!" Qiao Muyi showed her cards with a smile, looked at Gu Yueyan and said with a smile: "I will win back step by step whatever I lose with my own hands."
Gu Yueyan was not afraid at all, even though she ordered Qiao Muyi's big card, even if she lost 32,000 points, her score would still be 31,200 points, she just lost the banker.
Ren Suo asked: "Then if you win a card, can you wear your clothes back?"
"No!" Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan immediately said in unison.
In the seventh game, Ren Suo was on the bank.
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment when he got the card, and then turned a deaf ear to Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan's application for cheating until Wu Xun directly touched it!
"Qing in front of the door has figured out that one color and one breath are connected!" Ren Suo exhaled heavily, and said with a happy face: "Fan 8, the dealer is twice as full, and each person has 8,000 points!"
Finally won a game, the points surged to 32000 points!
Ren Suo didn't expect his luck to be so good. It's already difficult to be all-in-one (all the cards are of the same type), and he also comes with a straight line in his starting hand (a straight from 1 to 9)!
Faced with this situation, Ren Suo would rather take the risk of offending his girlfriend than to have a good time!
However, 8000 points is not indifferent to Gu Yueyan and Qiao Muyi, except for Lin Xianyu.
Lin Xianyu looked like she was about to cry. After she lost 8000 points, she dropped to 13000 points. She had to take off two pieces! She pursed her mouth and looked at Ren Suo with tears in her eyes: "I haven't done anything bad in my life, why should I?"
"In order to live, it is inevitable to get dirty hands." Ren Suo comforted.
Lin Xianyu also understood the reason of willing to bet and admit defeat, so she had to reluctantly take off her coat, like Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling, showing that she took off her underwear on the spot, threw it on the sofa, and returned to continue the battle with a bitter face.
Ren Xingmei glanced at Lin Xianyu's underwear, her eyes were so dim that they seemed to wither.
In the eighth round, Ren Suo was on the bank.
This time the starting hand was not good, Ren Suo honestly helped his girlfriend, and then Qiao Muyi broke out again: "Self-drawing, pairing, mixing the old man, mixing the same color, playing the white card, playing the game card, 9 times full, 16000 points!"
This time, because Ren Suo was the banker, Qiao Muyi thought he would pay 8,000 points, and the other two would pay 4,000 points.
Gu Yueyan finally fell below 20,000 points, and she and Ren Xingmei took off their coats indifferently.
Only Lin Xianyu was really confused, and if she deducted another 4000 points, she would only have 9000 points, and she had to take off another one!
Lin Xianyu glanced at Ren Suo beggingly, Ren Suo blinked, turning his head away from her was the only thing he could do.
You can't just see thieves eating meat, but not seeing thieves being beaten. After all, Lin Xianyu was tricked in by Ren Xingmei with money, and Ren Suo couldn't say anything.
Qiao Muyi couldn't be polite anymore, just staring at Lin Xianyu, Lin Xianyu couldn't stand it, pursed his mouth and cried, "I'll take it off, I can't take it off!"
As she said that, she took off her pants directly, causing everyone to exclaim, and Ren Suo couldn't help but take a look.
Then everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The pure cotton boxer underwear Lin Xianyu wore was quite thick, and looked similar to shorts. As long as Lin Xianyu sat down, there was basically no problem.
In the ninth game, Lin Xianyu was on the bank.
Everyone knew that this might be the last round, but Qiao Muyi still had 47,800 points, Gu Yueyan had 19,200 points, Ren Suo had 24,000 points, and Lin Xianyu only had 9,000 points left.
Qiao Muyi thought to himself: Just attack quickly, do whatever you can, keep the victory first, and moles them next time.
Gu Yueyan thought to herself: You have to be a big name, even if you can't let Qiao Jie get naked, at least you have to win.
Ren Suo: If I can keep 24,000 points, will my sister also give me money
Lin Xianyu: "Huh!"
"Huh?" Everyone was stunned, and saw that Lin Xianyu's card type was four sets of pongs with a sparrow head, and he touched the second sparrow head!
In the four groups of moments, it is still Hongzhong, Baiban, Facai and Dongfeng, and the bird head is Nanfeng!
"Big three yuan! Characters are one color! Four dark engravings riding alone!"
Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said: "The banker's self-defeating, four times full, 192,000 points, all accountable! You all give me... take off!"