"Um… "
Qiao Muyi let out a lazy voice from his throat, his legs crossed and rubbed unconsciously, and he changed his sleeping position sideways, his arms suddenly touched the soft skin.
Qiao Muyi, who has always had the habit of sleeping with dolls, entangles them naturally.
The touch is comfortable, the user experience is good, and there is a reassuring aura on the opponent, Qiao Muyi can't help but hug her tightly.
So thin, so slippery, so comfortable, it feels like a girl.
Is it Xiao Suo
Qiao Muyi, who was in a drowsy sleep, raised his head and kissed him, and then the other party lowered his head too. The moment the red lips touched, Qiao Muyi woke up instantly - this feeling was not Xiaosuo!
She opened her eyes suddenly, the four-turn cyclone was spinning wildly, and the fury of getting up suddenly erupted!
Then a more powerful aura came back like a mountain overwhelming!
The one held in her arms was Dong Chengling!
"Hey..." Qiao Muyi's big eyes flickered, and he made a voice full of aggrieved and disgusted.
"I'm the victim, okay?" Dong Chengling looked at Qiao Muyi helplessly, and wiped his lips with the back of his hand, "I was hugged suddenly while I was asleep, and when I opened my eyes, I saw you leaning over ... Xiao Qiao, you weren't so clingy last night."
"That's what women who don't get nourished do."
Qiao Muyi said casually, sitting up from the bed, the towel that was wrapped around her body was lightly slipped off.
She looked at herself, then at Dong Chengling, sighed helplessly, and said, "I will take responsibility."
Rao Dong Chengling, who has received higher education and is well-educated, who can't show emotions or anger, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard this sentence.
She resisted the desire to kick Qiao Muyi away with one leg, and asked angrily, "How are you going to take responsibility?"
Qiao Muyi shrugged: "How about this, I will sleep with you on the first day, the third day, the fifth day, and Xiao Suo on the second day, the fourth day, and rest on Sunday, how about it?"
She looked around and saw that her pajamas and underwear were neatly folded on the chair, and she got out of bed and walked over to change without any scruples: "But if this is the case, you are mine, you must be loyal to me, and you must obey the three rules and four virtues." Shou Fu Tao, don't look for Xiao Suo anymore."
"Get lost." Dong Chengling spit out her dirtiest swear words, pulled the quilt to cover her body, picked up the pillow next to her and threw it directly.
"Spirit Shock"!
The pillow attached with countless vibrating spirit particles looks harmless, but in fact it will tear anything it touches, just like a wind escape spiral pill!
Qiao Muyi, who had just put on his shirt, took the pillow casually, threw it aside, shrugged and said, "You scumbag, I want to sleep with other men after I sleep."
Only Qiao Muyi dared to joke with Dong Chengling like this, and only Qiao Muyi's jokes were Dong Chengling's response.
If someone else made such a joke with Dong Chengling, she would probably not respond directly - verbal counterattacks are meaningless, and she is afraid of killing the other party with physical counterattacks.
Moreover, Dong Chengling's temperament is extraordinary, she doesn't care about other people's gossip at all. She would ignore other people's malicious words, just like normal people would not pay attention to what wild dogs bark at them.
Only Qiao Muyi is different. She is not only one of Dong Chengling's few friends, but also one of Dong Chengling's recognized companions, and even Dong Chengling's rival in love. If Ren Suo can awaken all the beautiful truth, goodness and beauty in Dong Chengling's human nature, then Qiao Muyi can often stir up the seven deadly sins in her heart.
Facing Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling could lose his temper directly, and use spells to counterattack without any scruples, Qiao Muyi could handle it anyway.
Quarrels also require opponents competing on the same stage to quarrel.
Even if something goes wrong, it doesn't matter, isn't there a healing monk Ren Suo who is full of milk next to him.
After arguing for a while, the two of them were completely awake.
Dong Chengling thought for a while, "We... fell asleep playing mahjong?"
"Yeah." Qiao Muyi, who was only wearing a shirt, combed her hair in front of the mirror. She felt that her hair was a little curled up, so she flicked the comb, and a flash of electric light appeared in the comb, combing (electrically) straight her hair.
"I didn't expect playing mahjong to consume so much energy. Next time, let's do it differently?"
Dong Chengling pondered for a moment, then suddenly became serious: "Is it your fault again?"
"Don't blame me for everything, isn't it normal for us as beauties to like beauty sleep?"
"It's not normal. The weakest of us are rank-two monks. You and I are both rank-four monks. Let alone one night, playing mahjong for ten nights in a row won't let you just fall asleep."
Qiao Muyi combed her hair and tied a ponytail with a headband. She looked at her face in the mirror, opened the makeup box to add buffs to herself, and said casually, "We played mahjong and cast spells last night. The spiritual energy was exhausted and the body was tired, which is normal."
Dong Chengling said seriously: "Even if this is the case, the four of us will not fall asleep together, right? I still remember that everyone was normal, but suddenly they became sleepy, and then I was sleepy too... But I kept on insisting until I saw you Until you fall asleep."
"What kind of spell is this? If you don't tell me, I can ask the countermeasures."
Qiao Muyi clicked his tongue, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, this is the mind assimilation technique, a new four-turn mind power usage technique in the countermeasures spell system. The effect is to use mind power to interfere with the opponent's thinking, causing anger, fear, and confusion , drowsiness and other effects, but there is a disadvantage that once the opponent's will is stronger than the caster, then the caster will be backlashed, and the benefit is that there is no trace and it is extremely secretive."
Dong Chengling instantly understood: "You wanted to put us to sleep from the very beginning."
Qiao Muyi spread her hands: "This is just a bad strategy. In fact, Cheng Ling, your willpower is stronger than mine. I have expected it. If you are not so good at cheating, I don't want to take the risk of using this trick... But I am cheating. If I can't beat you, what do you want me to do?"
"Abiding by the rules obediently, willing to admit defeat."
Qiao Muyi stuck out her tongue towards Dong Chengling: "If you follow the rules, then Cheng Ling, you have slept with me so many times, so you are already my woman?"
Dong Chengling pulled up the quilt that covered his body, and said calmly: "We are all women, this joke is not funny."
"Doesn't Xiao Suo have a spell that can change his body? I can make him treat me... wait! I can become a handsome guy, and then Xiao Suo can become a little beauty. Cheng Ling, do you think this is good?"
Qiao Muyi suddenly became excited, with a look of "I didn't think of it before" suddenly realized.
"not good!"
"Superficial, you really are a scumbag." Qiao Muyi said lightly: "I like him, no matter what he is, I am willing to accept him, but you, hehe, you little bitch who loves flesh and blood."
Realizing that he couldn't say no to Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling picked up the second pillow.
Qiao Muyi picked up Dong Chengling's clothes and went over, glanced at her, and sighed: "Get dressed. Cheng Ling, a woman has to love herself, and she has to dress well in front of others."
Dong Chengling's pillow was finally thrown out.
…
In the living room, Gu Yueyan was sitting in Ren Suo's arms and stroking the black cat, while Ren Suo was playing a Smash Bros. game with Lin Xianyu, Ren Xingmei, and Xiao Jiu—in addition to the automatic mahjong table, this villa also had three video game consoles.
"Xiao Suo~"
Qiao Muyi put his arms around Ren Suo's neck from behind, and Gu Yueyan gave Qiao Muyi a dissatisfied look—it was her turn now.
"Are you awake?" Ren Suo, who was staring at the screen, said while playing the game: "Don't sleep in the living room next time. Although you won't catch a cold, you won't be able to sleep well."
"Hey, are you disappointed that I didn't come into the room to look for you last night?"
"Sister Qiao—" Gu Yueyan said through gritted teeth, thinking that last night, together with Little Xingxing and Teacher Dong, Qiao Muyi should be stripped naked and then let her run around in circles with the utmost humiliation.
"Wait, return your little boyfriend to you soon." Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Xiao Suo, so you carried us back to the bedroom early in the morning?"
"Um."
"Then did you mess around?"
"have."
"Is there anything else to do?"
Ren Suo thought for a moment: "Good night... good morning kiss?"
"You are wise." Qiao Muyi let go of his hand in satisfaction, looked at the time and said, "I wanted to climb Mount Fuji early in the morning... Forget it. Today I will go to Yoyogi Park, Imperial Palace, Tsukiji Honganji Temple, Shinjuku Ikebukuro Let’s go shopping, I heard that the seafood at Tsukiji is very delicious.”
…
The end of the day tour.
Unlike the previous two nights, tonight they were finally willing to let Suo Yima go, allowing Ren Suo to sleep in the living room.
After all, they will take the Shinkansen to Osaka, Kansai tomorrow, so they can no longer play mahjong all night.
And the other three also found out Qiao Muyi's wolfish ambitions, and they refused to play with Qiao Muyi until they found a fairer way to play.
Ren Suo, who heard the news, happily played with Luna for half an hour, and then sent everyone back to the bedroom on the second floor with a smile. Ren Xingmei felt a little upset when he saw it: "Brother, it's really nice for you to accompany us on a trip." Oh, I've wronged you."
"It's not very wronged..." Ren Suo thought for a while and replied seriously.
You don't deny it!
Gu Yueyan went back to the second floor angrily, followed by Ren Xingmei, but at this time Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi looked at each other at the same time, and went back to the bedroom thoughtfully.
Finding no gossip, Lin Xianyu also slipped away with Xiaojiu and the black cat in his arms.
The lights in the corridor are turned off, leaving one light in the living room alone.
Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Ren Suo watched the light fall on him, and the rest of the place was dark, and suddenly felt a long-lost freedom.
Obviously only two or three days have passed, but Ren Suo feels that staying up late without any scruples seems to be a distant past.
If they really live together and get married in the future, the biological clock may not be fixed.
It turns out that it is true that there are girlfriends who can't concentrate on playing games. Netizens are sincere.
The so-called bond is to make people understand that at least half of the sentence "this world is beautiful and worth fighting for her" is true.
After sighing for his foreseeable married life, Ren Suo picked up his mobile phone and made an international call.
"It's 11 o'clock here, and 12 o'clock in your place. Why are you calling me so late?" Zhao Huo got to the point after receiving the call.
"Isn't this time noon to you?"
"Not anymore."
"After living together with my girlfriend, the biological clock was forced to go back?" Ren Suo said with certainty.
in one sentence.
"What are you doing? Tell me what you have to say and fart quickly. International calls are very expensive."
"I don't worry about my phone bill myself, what are you worried about?" Ren Suo asked, "I suddenly want to ask you something."
"Aren't you a super celebrity now, is there a 20% discount on buying oranges when you go out?"
Zhao Huo: "I'll be angry if you do this again."
"Okay, okay, Brother Huo, I won't say anything, but this matter has something to do with your fame." Ren Suo said: "You are so popular now, and you have become a global celebrity in one fell swoop. If someone stabs you and the three women What are you going to do if you have an impure relationship at the same time?"
Zhao Huo: "What should I do? Cold salad. Anyway, I don't care."
"Then can they not care?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Huo fell into a long silence.
Just when Ren Suo wanted to remind him not to waste his phone bill, Zhao Huo said in a serious tone: "I have thought about how to solve this problem before."
"First of all, the law and morality are not on my side, and even my friends and parents will not be on my side. The only people who will support me are them and you. So..."
"Wait, don't talk like I'm your woman too!"
"I can't help it. After all, among the people I know, only Brother Suo and you are scum."
"You use the word 'also' quite self-aware."
The two sparred at each other for a long time before Zhao Huo continued: "I have thought of two ways. The first one is the victim theory, let them publicly say that they are deceived and controlled by me, so they can't leave If I’m like that, then all the pressure and firepower will be borne by myself, and they won’t be under any pressure from public opinion as victims.”
"I think they might not agree."
"I think so too, so I still have plan b." Zhao Huo said, "Sun!"
Ren Suo was taken aback: "Sun?"
"Show love!" Zhao Huo said: "If it is really discovered by people and becomes the focus of public opinion, then I will show love! It makes them doubt life, makes them eat lemons, makes them understand that 'all anger is actually the source due to my own incompetence'!"
"If the plan is successful, we can even become Internet celebrities, although this is not my wish. But based on my life experience in animation for many years, human beings always have a lot of tolerance for handsome men and beautiful women. A handsome villain is easier to whitewash, as long as we let everyone know how happy we are, how happy we are, and how firm our relationship is, with our magnificent appearance, it is easy for the general public to treat us Change, and even bless us in turn!"
Although Ren Suo was quite skeptical about whether Zhao Huo's animal figure would be recognized by the public, he had to admit that Zhao Huo's life experience this time did make sense.
Appearance is an amplifier, which can infinitely magnify the advantages of talent, wisdom, and character, making these golds easier to be discovered and recognized by others.
Among the villains loved by fans, some speak forcefully, some have great ideals and act gorgeously, and some are even cute when they talk playfully and kill people, but these villains all have one thing in common—good-looking ! handsome!
Even if it's a Gundam driven by the villain, as long as it's handsome enough, it's still a good Gundam!
Plan b formulated by Zhao Huo does have merits.
But if it's just showing affection, I'm afraid it's not hot enough, so let Suo Ge formulate a pnc to completely detonate public opinion!
Ren Suo made up his mind, so he said: "Okay, I understand, then I'm going to play games, bye~"
"Wait, why are you still playing games?"
"Why can't I play games? I haven't been chopped off." Ren Suo asked strangely.
"Dong Chengling and the others don't stick to you?"
"...not sticky." Ren Suo blinked and said, "We all have our own private space, and I can sleep with whoever I want. If I say I want to play games, I can play games naturally. They all I respect my opinion very much!"
"Oh oh oh, awesome, terrific."
"... Do you not believe me?"
"Hey, of course I believe in you, Brother Suo, anyway, as long as you are happy, Brother Suo." Zhao Huo said casually: "But it's different here, my girlfriend is more clingy to me."
"Which one?"
"It's a girlfriend anyway."
"I'm not jealous, do you need to hide it like this?" Ren Suo shrugged: "Then why is your girlfriend clinging to you? Maybe I can give you some advice."
Zhao Huo: "It's just... just sleeping very clingy every night... I can't sleep almost all night."
Ren Suo blinked, recalling Qiao Muyi's reaction after getting up at noon, and instantly understood what was wrong with Zhao Huo.
Ren Suo said, "When you were in elementary school, did you ever get punished by the teacher for not handing in your homework?"
"Huh? Tried."
Ren Suoyu said earnestly: "I tried it too. Every time I failed to hand in my homework, I was punished by the teacher to clean the blackboard. The reason why I was punished was not because the blackboard was not clean, but because I didn't hand in my homework... You get the idea Bar?"
Thousands of miles away in Lianjiang, Zhao Huo looked at the phone that ended the call, raised his head, and looked at the dozens of beautiful girl text adventure games, hundreds of gigabytes of pornographic folders, and several gigabytes of book collections on the screen desktop. Lost in thought.
"Brother Huo, aren't you going to take a bath?"
Zhao Huo, who had been thinking for a long time, heard Xiao Meng's voice, opened his eyes suddenly, with a firm expression, and secretly made up his mind!
"I have to go out first."
Xiao Meng, who was drying her hair, asked curiously, "Where are you going so late?"
Zhao Huo stood up slowly, with a calm and generous back, like a soldier fighting the galaxy.
"I'm going to the convenience store to do some shopping."
On the other side, Ren Suo, who was lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, thought that Zhao Huo should understand that the so-called 'homework' meant 'good night kiss', right
If he can't even understand this, then Brother Suo can't help him, just quit the scum circle.