Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 831: It's fun to lie to Zhao Huo

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On April 4, April 5, and April 6 for three consecutive days, Zhao Huo posted dozens of Weibo tweets showing affection, and the comment area was harmonious.

Except for the first day, the people from Asgard World Tree never appeared again, but their comments have already been studied over and over again by various writers.

Zhao Huo's first Weibo has become the Weibo with the most comments in the history of Weibo. Everyone has built a building for the comments of Asgard World Tree. , was dubbed the '404 (April 4th) Carnival'.

As for Zhao Huo's future, it has also been thoroughly analyzed: the patron saint of mankind, the ninth-rank monk who shocked the universe, the comrade-in-arms who talked and laughed happily with the fairy palace, the distinguished guest of the world tree, the leader of the remnant soldiers, the warrior of hundreds of battles, a good man, a beautiful man... The shame of the loving strong man, the scum of the world.

The direction of the wind changed silently, and Zhao Huo became a big V on Weibo because of this, but he had never been on the trending searches. All short comments on articles complaining about his love life disappeared silently, and the comment area was harmonious.

On the contrary, discussions about Asgard, World Tree, and Supreme Beings became lively again, and topics such as "Will Ren Han be weaker than Zhao Huo in the future" were discussed.

Human beings are the memory of fish. When the whole people are talking about it, it is like three autumns after a day. They turn to other more interesting things. It is different from a small village where a trivial matter can be discussed for decades. People living in the information age have There are so many things worth paying attention to.

Although what happened to Zhao Huo was interesting, it had nothing to do with his own personal interests after all. After being manipulated by invisible hands, these people who had no interest in him would stop chasing and biting Zhao Huo, apart from occasionally asking kindly when Zhao Huo planned to hold a funeral.

And the stakeholders, after knowing that Zhao Huo will not only become a superpower in the future, but also be certified as a "model couple for 30 years" by the people of Xiangong with his own daughter, their attitudes eased a lot.

At least their lost faces were brought back by the Asgard World Tree.

Although the matter was far from that simple, the situation had barely been reduced to the extent that Zhao Huo could handle it, and Zhao Huo also tried his best to show his full sincerity.

For the rest of the road, Zhao Huo could only continue walking on his knees.

For Zhao Huo, the changes in the past few days are no less than ascending from hell to heaven, and falling from three dimensions to two dimensions.

Not only did he no longer suffer from the pressure of public opinion, he even got help from public opinion.

If the progress of Zhao Huo's marriage mission was 0% at the beginning, it became -100% because of "Top Secret Files", hovering on the verge of failure.

But now, his progress has soared to 50%!

Although the marriage has not yet been successful and Zhao Huo still needs to work hard, he has overcome countless difficulties.

At least, he can tell everyone openly that he, Zhao Huo, already has a master!

Proudly post your love, proudly post your girlfriend.

The right to fall in love in the sun is precious only after it is lost, and it is cherished even more after it is regained.

On Saturday, April 6, Zhao Huo, who was on leave for some reason, made up lessons for the students of Tianlian College. After class, he drove Xiaomeng away. They were also very busy. They rushed here two days ago just to express their feelings to Zhao Huo. Now that everything is going in a good direction, they naturally have to go back Grow your own business.

However, the reunion will not be too long. The three of them are Rank 7 cultivators certified by the Immortal Palace. The country specially approved them to have the qualifications for admission to the Extraordinary, and they will soon come to the Extraordinary Academy to learn the basics of cultivation.

The place they chose to practice was naturally Tianlian College.

"Goodbye, hurry up and find a good house in this half month, your dormitory can't accommodate four people... Of course, if you can persuade them to live in the girls' dormitory, I don't mind."

Zhao Huo let out a heavy breath as he sent Xiao Meng away in the airport hall.

The matter of finding a house must be put on the agenda. After all, four people will share a room in the future. The teacher's dormitory is no longer enough, and the bed is not big enough.

When Zhao Huoguang thought about living with them for a while, he felt...

trouble.

The days of being alone and carefree are coming to an end.

Zhao Huo suddenly had an idea: Marriage is the tomb of love.

He sighed resignedly, but suddenly cheered up when he thought of some guy with four girlfriends.

When he got back to the car and was about to go back, Zhao Huo's cell phone rang.

It was a foreign number, Zhao Huo was slightly taken aback, he paid attention to the movement before connecting.

"How have you been these few days? Has the problem been solved?"

"Well, it's done. I guess when you come back, Suozi, you will find that I have moved out to live with my wives."

"Before helping you, you called Suo Ge, and after helping you, you called Suo Zai!?" Ren Suo clicked his tongue: "You turn your pig's belly like shit, you turn your face and don't recognize anyone!"

Zhao Huo laughed and said: "No, no, no, in my hometown, those who are married or planning to get married are considered adults, and those who are not married are children, so it is reasonable for me to call you Suozi."

"I'm not from your hometown!"

"But it's useless for you, I don't want to call you Brother Suo anymore, but I'm actually older than you."

"Damn, you disgusting second dimension finally showed your true colors, you are older than me in a few years and a few months."

"I'm not saying I'm older than you, little brother Suozi."

"Who is the little brother!"

Thousands of miles away, the two started to flirt against each other again, the idiot and his grandson flew together, and the two dimensions shared the same pornographic jokes.

After a while, Zhao Huo suddenly asked, "Is it okay for you to call me?"

Ever since seeing people from Asgard World Tree commenting on his Weibo, Zhao Huo cut off all contact with Ren Suo, and didn't take the initiative to find Ren Suo for three consecutive days.

Zhao Huo didn't know what the connection was, but if Ren Suo didn't take the initiative to reveal it, he would keep his mouth shut.

If you think about it with your brain, you know that Zhao Huo's external communications must have been monitored.

Yu Kuangtu cryptically told Zhao Huo that he should not wander around in the past few days, and it is estimated that the countermeasure monks would also be guarding near his home.

The countermeasure may be that people from Asgard World Tree will contact him privately, and even take him directly to Asgard.

"It's okay, this number is safe, no one in this world can trace it." Ren Suo laughed.

Zhao Huo breathed a sigh of relief, and then boldly asked: "Then... Ren Suo, do you really have something to do with them? Have you really seen my future?"

Zhao Huo never imagined that Ren Suo's energy was so great that he could have a relationship with the world tree of Asgard!

No wonder Ren Suoneng has four girlfriends. I'm afraid he won some rewards such as "Charm Enhancement" from the Asgard World Tree.

That's right, my three girlfriends have been in love for more than 20 years, and the short ones have been in love for four years, but Ren Suo only spent one year!

In fact, Zhao Huo also doubted whether Ren Suo had exchanged spells such as "brainwashing", but if Ren Suo could really brainwash, he might not go to an Internet cafe with his girlfriends for five consecutive sittings, so how could he go on a trip.

Thinking of this, Zhao Huo couldn't help but marvel at the power of the Immortal Palace.

Let people like Ren Suo find a girlfriend, as expected of the Asgard World Tree!

"It's a little bit of a relationship," Ren Suo said, "Do you know about VPNs?"

"... circumvention software?"

"I am the vpn of the Asgard World Tree." Ren Suo began to make up nonsense: "Their people want to go to the earth network to find information and express their opinions on the Internet. They all need my help as a medium. The Asgard World Tree is in a small world. There is no way to connect directly to the Internet.”

"I've been a human vpn for so long, and I have a little relationship with them, so they allowed me to use their fairy account to help you out this time."

Zhao Huo was taken aback: "So... you wrote those comments?"

"Yeah, otherwise, do you think the people from Asgard and World Tree would be so idle and leave you a message?" Ren Suo laughed.

"That ninth-rank monk and thirty years of passionate love..."

"Of course I made it up. If I don't say that, will your father-in-law let go?"

Ren Suo said: "Anyway, I drew the cake for you. If you can't do it, not only you, but people from the Immortal Palace will probably hold me accountable for my nonsense."

Zhao Huo was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "I understand."

"Um?"

"Ninth rank monk, I will do it.

Thirty years of passionate love, I will do it too.

I will become the patron saint of mankind, and I will fight thousands of miles across the galaxy, fighting fiercely until the remnants are defeated, and I will not let myself be ashamed.

I will fight the real dragon and fulfill my real name as Dragon King.

Unless there is loess and bones, I will stay in the world for thirty years without any worries. "

Zhao Huo looked at the passenger plane taking off in the night sky outside, and said seriously:

"Even if it's for you, I will make this dream you conceived for me come true."

"Suo Tsai, watch carefully!"

Ren Suo laughed angrily: "You like to call Suo Zai so much? Okay, if you haven't turned four times after I come back, don't blame me for beating you into a pig's head. I'll let you call."

"Aren't you going to travel for a month? There are still 20 days left, so don't panic."

"I have Chengling, I can actually teleport home..."

"Bye-Bye!"

On the other side, Ren Suo, who hung up the phone, looked at the phone screen and said, "Are the arrangements finished?"

"The navy for the next 30 days has been arranged." Irina said on the phone screen: "Supreme Supreme, according to the traces on the Internet, there is another group of people who are also helping Zhao Huo to delete comments and guide them. Officials."

Ren Suo's heart was instantly excited.

He helped Zhao Huo so much, and that's why!

Now that even the officials are willing to help Zhao Huo, it has already shown that they are willing to open the door for Zhao Huo, allowing Zhao Huo to maintain an improper and immoral relationship with his lover, and even... get married!

If there is one, there are two. As long as you break through the bottom line once, many things will become easy.

This marriage, Zhao Huo can get married, but I can't get married

However, Ren Suo also knew that the reason why the officials would show goodwill was of course that they were interested in Zhao Huo's future.

In fact, Ren Suo did not lie. Zhao Huo will indeed become a rank nine monk in the future, and he will always be in love with his wives. There are many small details in the game that show this.

But Ren Suo told Zhao Huo that he made up everything.

First, because these words were really made up by him, how could the people of Asgard World Tree be able to surf the Internet.

Second, he was worried that Zhao Huo would slack off because of this. The harder Zhao Huo is now, the more future echoes the five-and-a-half-year-old "Dragon King Zhao Huo" can get in the game.

Third, it's fun to lie to Zhao Huo.

After all, Zhao Huo dared to cross the river and tear down the bridge, calling him Suo Tsai, how could Ren Suo bear it

So he reciprocated courtesy and lied to Zhao Huo for thirty years, letting him know the price of offending others.

Marriage is great, you can call me Suozi when you get married

But, get married...

Ren Suo pondered for a while, and when he returned to the waiting area, he found that he was about to board the plane. Lin Xianyu led Xiao Jiu to look around, and when he saw him, he beckoned to come over and line up.

"It's been so long, brother Ren, have you bought the yellow book at the airport? The yellow book can't pass through the federal customs. Hurry up and hand it over, I'll throw it away!" Lin Xianyu said seriously.

"How could I buy a pornographic book?" Ren Suo rumpled Lin Xianyu's hair.

Lin Xianyu hurriedly pulled Xiao Jiu aside, and muttered: "That's right, you don't need to..."

This is Kansai International Airport in Osaka. The 7-day cherry blossom tour has ended. Ren Suo and others are going to fly overnight to Federal New York. The flight time will take 1 hour.

"Come again next winter." Ren Xingmei said, "Soaking in hot springs in spring feels so-so."

Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "It just so happens that we haven't been to Hokkaido yet. If winter comes, we will go to a hot spring hotel with independent suites in Hokkaido. Each suite will have a private hot spring. You can soak in the hot spring while enjoying the snow."

Dong Chengling smiled and said, "Sounds good."

Gu Yueyan frowned, glanced at Ren Suo and said, "But if this is the case, isn't it a mixed bath?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Xiaojiu immediately raised her hand and said, "Xiaojiu wants to go to the hot spring with big brother!"

The corner of Qiao Muyi's mouth curled up: "Yes, so what?"

Dong Chengling said calmly: "In winter, it will be more than half a year later."

Ren Xingmei comforted the black cat hidden in the bag, and said, "It's almost half a year."

Gu Yueyan thought for a while, then nodded: "Well, it's almost there."

"That means I won't have a share in your next trip." Lin Xianyu muttered.

Mixed bathing in hot springs, even Lin Xianyu is too embarrassed to continue traveling.

"It's hard to say." Qiao Muyi glanced at her: "There are still more than half a year..."

Ren Suo looked at them and couldn't help wondering: what happened for half a year? Why do they feel that after more than half a year, there will be great changes

But half a year is enough for Ren Suo to clear seven or eight games, and the world may usher in new drastic changes by then.

Could it be that they calculated that there will be many mysterious events this year through the changes in the world last year

Getting on the plane, tonight is Dong Chengling's turn. She arranged Ren Suo's seat by the window very maliciously, perfectly shielding other people from contact with Ren Suo.

But this is also the limit of Dong Chengling. She is a cold-tempered person and has no interest in showing affection, but it is easier for her to relax next to Ren Suo, and she leans on Ren Suo like a puddle of mud, showing her rare With a lazy posture, he took out a book he just bought from Fanying Bookstore.

And Ren Suo also took out his mobile phone, and opened "Tomorrow's Calamity" with a little excitement.

Tian Lian can see that Ren Suo didn't expect to go to Kyoto to see the Golden Pavilion Temple, to Nara to touch the deer, and to Osaka to see Osaka Castle, but he didn't trigger the search pool with the first draw reward!

Could it be that there are only two future rank-8 monks in Fanying, Sakura Kyoko and Mizuhashi Asami

Therefore, Ren Suo hasn't played "Tomorrow's Calamity" in the past few days, and is waiting to go to the federation to draw a lottery.

However, now, three days have passed since Ren Suo cleared the second chapter.

The "open recruitment" strengthened by "The Laziness of the Dimensional Queen" and "The Iron Law of the Blood Lotus Sovereign" has also come to harvest time.

Let me see, which lucky one will be drawn by me to go to the battlefield