"We'll wait for you until the flowers are gone~"
Suddenly, a message from his sister popped up on his phone, and Ren Suo froze for a moment, only to realize that his skin was almost wrinkled.
It was really a novel experience for him to play with his mobile phone in the bathtub for an hour without knowing it - after all, this kind of thing usually happens on the toilet.
Ren Suo scratched his head, got up, wiped himself clean, and changed into the pajamas his sister bought for him.
Panda one piece pajamas.
This set of clothes is really familiar, as if I have seen it before.
After putting it on, he looked at the mirror and fell into thought, shook his head and picked up his phone to go to the next room.
"Brother~!" Ren Xingmei, who opened the door, yelled crisply, the joy in her voice was as sweet as melting ice cream.
Like him, his sister is also wearing an orange hamster one-piece pajamas. The two of them stand together as if they are having an animal party, but I heard that the protagonist of the recent Federal Serial Murderer movie also likes to wear this kind of clothing.
The younger sister pulled Ren Suo around with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "When I saw it when I was shopping on Taobao, I thought you would be cute in clothes, brother!"
Ren Suo looked in the mirror, but he really couldn't say that he was handsome against his will.
After all, let alone him, even if Zhao Huo wears this set of pajamas, with the blessing of special skin effects, it will still highlight the ugly and cute temperament.
"Cute is cute, but this suit is inconvenient." Ren Suo said distressedly.
The younger sister pulled Ren Suo to sit down and asked, "What's the inconvenience?"
"After all, I'm going to take off my pants later, but in this one-piece pajamas, I can only take off the whole set of clothes." Ren Suo spread his hands and said.
Ren Xingmei was slightly taken aback, her expression became dull, her cheeks were blurred like ink dots on paper, her pretty face was blushing, and she stammered: "Brother, brother, you, I understand, after all, you are still in your twenties Years old… "
Gu Yueyan, who was sitting quietly by the side, bit her lips slightly, her expression changed several times, she looked straight at Ren Suo, with tears in her eyes, she seemed excited and aggrieved, finally gritted her teeth and said:
"Then you can take off all your clothes... But you have to take Little Xingxing to your room! Or I will go to your room! Anyway, we must separate anyway..."
Ren Suo looked around, scratched his face and said, "But you also have a toilet here, so I can go to the toilet at your side, so I have to go back to the toilet?"
The two were taken aback for a moment, then Ren Xingmei turned her head and stared at Gu Yueyan, her eyes were as if seeing a new toy.
Gu Yueyan seemed to have been hit by a Weakness Technique, and suddenly lost all her strength. She sat limply on the bed, her lips trembling, her eyes were full of tears, she looked like she was about to cry, she whined as thin as a mosquito, she was as wronged as a kitten that couldn't catch a fish.
Then suddenly a stream of light erupted in the room, Ren Suo's field of vision was covered by white light and he couldn't see anything, followed by a shock to his chest, and he was knocked down!
"Yueyan, calm down!"
"Wooooow, I'm going to kick him to death!"
With a slap, Gu Yueyan, who was hugged by Ren Xingmei, rushed over and rode on Ren Suo, raised her moonlit fist, and punched Ren Suo's face with one punch after another!
"Liuku Immortal Armor"!
Playing with his girlfriend turned out to be reduced to using magical defenses. Ren Suo felt that his peaceful life was actually full of adventures and surprises. His daily life was made up of countless miracles.
"Don't hit Yueyan, what will we do if you broke him, we will use it later!"
The younger sister couldn't help laughing cheerfully, pretending to pull Gu Yueyan, and said with a smile: "You have thought so carefully, you must be ready, right?"
"I didn't! I didn't!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, her fist was like a waterfall of moonlight, and she punched at a high speed of seven punches per second, making Ren Suo's arm covering his face crack.
"Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore, Yueyan, I'll be angry if you do this again!" Ren Suo said seriously.
At this time, the younger sister grabbed Gu Yueyan's hand and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, you are all wrong, admit your mistakes to each other, and pretend nothing happened. Come on, let's say 'I was wrong' together."
"Say it first!" Gu Yueyan pursed her lips and said viciously.
Ren Suo said helplessly, "Okay, I was wrong."
"Where did you go wrong?"
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, Gu Yueyan flicked hard and opened Ren Xingmei's control - she is also a rank three monk, Ren Xingmei is only rank two.
It was another round of moonlight fist storm. Ren Suo, a rank four monk, was naturally not afraid, but he was afraid that he would hurt Gu Yueyan by resisting, so he seized an opportunity to grab Gu Yueyan's hands and asked helplessly, "What am I going to do?" What's wrong, tell me."
Gu Yueyan looked at Ren Suo viciously, and said, "I suspect that you have evil intentions against me, but I have no evidence."
Ren Suo blinked, let go of Gu Yueyan's hands, and let out a heavy breath, "So you meant this..."
"Well, you have no doubts. I just have evil intentions towards you. I admit it."
Gu Yueyan looked at him emotionally, and raised his fist again, which shone brightly like silver.
"Have you ever been hit by a light?"
Ren Suo sighed and scattered the "Liuku Immortal Armor" on his body.
That's all, it's not that I haven't been beaten by my mother when I was a child, or just being beaten. I, Ren Suo, are very proficient. Yueyan may have been in a bad mood for the past few days, and letting her vent her anger is one of her boyfriend's obligations.
Ren Suo closed his eyes to prepare for the storm, but the next second he felt warm palms caressing his cheeks, followed by a gentle demand on his lips.
Gu Yueyan hugged Ren Suo tightly, as if she wanted to rub herself into his body, her heartstrings plucked in her ears: "...don't tease me, okay?"
She was wearing a silk nightdress with suspenders. The smooth fabric and warm body caused Ren Suo to gradually fall into sanity.
She suddenly said softly: "Little Xingxing... can you go to Mr. Suo's room and stay in Mr. Suo's room for a while?"
Ren Xingmei's face changed, but Gu Yueyan said again: "Or I can go there and stay for a while... we can't be together, right?"
Moment. Explosion. Explosion!
Ren Suo felt as if Zhao Huo had hit his head with a road roller. He was dizzy and at a loss, but every dark corner in the depths of his soul was singing praises, and all the cells in his body were happily burning ATP. The liquid in the veins flows like a flooded river—
He only understood one thing: Gu Yueyan was in a bad mood, and it had nothing to do with those few days!
He hugged Gu Yueyan with his backhand, and directly used "Close to the End of the World" to teleport to the bed!
Even using teleportation, Gu Yueyan groaned softly, hiding her head and not daring to look at Ren Xingmei.
Ren Xingmei didn't leave, she just watched.
Complex emotions such as unwillingness, relief, curiosity, and sadness made her not know what expression to make, but she wanted to witness everything happen.
She was already prepared.
Before asking Ren Suo to sleep, or before the start of this trip, Ren Xingmei was sure that everyone was ready.
If Qiao Muyi hadn't been guarded by Dong Chengling all the time, Ren Xingmei even felt that Ren Suo couldn't get out of the hotel and get out of bed these days.
travel? Travel shit.
That's why everyone didn't dare to let Ren Suo travel alone with Qiao Muyi. Otherwise, when the two of them came back from the trip, Qiao Muyi might be rejuvenated, but Ren Suo would definitely lose more than ten catties.
At the stage of tourism development, everyone feels that their chances of winning are already very slim, and everyone's strategy goal has quietly changed from 'winning the only victory' to 'gaining a higher status'. Ren Xingmei was the first to realize this, so she took the initiative to spend money to invite everyone to travel.
So what happens next is something everyone will endure and everyone will enjoy.
It will be a matter of course, and the water and milk will blend together, as a matter of course.
It's just the unhappiness in my heart, which can't always be eliminated.
It's like being forced to share one's own toys in childhood. Feelings of reluctance, reluctance, and fear of the toys being broken are mixed and stirred in my heart, and finally boiled into a bowl of lemon juice, which is yellow, sour and juicy.
Suddenly, Ren Xingmei had a strong premonition.
She looked at Ren Suo who was trying to get rid of the panda one-piece pajamas, and the premonition hit like a storm.
Why did she let Ren Suo wear that pajamas
Why did she take the initiative to urge Ren Suo to come over just now
It is not only interest and urgency, but also the enlightenment of time and the echo of the future.
When Ren Xingmei invested in the past, he would more or less suddenly have such and such ideas. At that time, she thought she was lucky, but now that she thinks about it, it should be that she jumped out of the long river of time for a short time, and glimpsed a little bit of the future.
She expected that at this minute, at this second, something would happen—
Ren Suo picked up the phone, and saw the screen of the phone suddenly light up, showing an unread message:
"Master Mu: Is Xiao Suo asleep~ Don't do unnecessary things when you are sleeping with Xingmei and Yueyan~"
Ren Suo blinked and handed the phone to Gu Yueyan and Ren Xingmei.
This passage was like a plate of cold water being poured down, and the ambiguous atmosphere that was about to erupt instantly calmed down. Everyone lay down on the bed in an orderly manner. Fortunately, the bed was big enough for three people to lie down without any problem.
This time it was a bit more normal. Ren Suo slept in the middle, although his hands could only be placed on his stomach peacefully, but at least he didn’t have the feeling of sleeping in the bed last night—yes, the sleeping one is called sleeping, and the sleeping two One, the position is changed.
Gu Yueyan smoothed the wrinkles on the suspender silk nightdress, and suddenly said: "One-piece pajamas are really inconvenient."
Ren Xingmei smiled and said, "Really? I think it's cute."
Talking to the sulking Gu Yue, Ren Xingmei was actually relieved
Although she felt that she was ready, in fact she was still uneasy in the face of actual combat—her relationship with Ren Suo had lasted for more than 20 years, and she was really not in a hurry.
I don't know if it was Ren Xingmei's illusion, but she felt that she was the one with the weakest desire among the five.
The ones with the strongest desire to fight are naturally Qiao Muyi and Luna. If Luna hadn't been able to stay in human form, and if Qiao Muyi hadn't been guarded by Dong Chengling, she felt that her elder brother probably wouldn't be able to jump up and down like he is now.
Next came Gu Yueyan, and then Dong Chengling.
Moreover, Ren Xingmei felt that Yueyan's desire to fight was only slightly worse than Sister Qiao's because she couldn't let go of face, but it was far superior to Teacher Dong.
After sleeping together for the past few days, Ren Xingmei noticed more details of Gu Yueyan's life: her pajamas, her underwear, and her unconscious movements all showed that under her rigorous and dignified appearance, there was a completely opposite heart of disaster .
I don't know who taught her, Gu Yueyan has been adjusting her tone and small movements these days, fully discovering her hidden attributes.
Gu Yueyan's troublesome heart seemed to be suppressed by the "strict class monitor" personality in the past, but now she has reversely integrated the personality of a good student into her temperament, and her lethality has increased exponentially.
Her desire to eat Ren Suo has completely suppressed her reservedness as a woman!
Regardless of whether Ren Suo talked nonsense just now, Gu Yueyan would definitely not be able to resist looking for an opportunity to go up!
At this time, Qiao Muyi was no longer Ren Xingmei's enemy, but became her ally.
If Ren Suo's first choice is himself as a younger sister, then that's fine. Even if Ren Xingmei is not ready, she is willing to adjust her mentality.
But he was the first to be charmed by Gu Yueyan... Then don't blame my sister for being ruthless.
After Ren Suo replied to the message, he suddenly said: "Mr. Mu promised me that as long as I reply to her, she won't..."
"That's why you believe her."
"I don't want to."
Gu Yueyan furiously turned her back to Ren Suo to sleep, she offered to let Ren Xingmei stay in another room was already her limit, and Ren Suo didn't let Ren Xingmei leave just now, which broke her bottom line!
Now you let her continue with Ren Suo under the potential danger that Qiao Muyi might peek at her...
She's not Lin Xianyu, she can't be so shameless for the time being!
"No wonder she agreed so readily!" Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, suddenly realizing.
After calming down, Gu Yueyan discovered that Qiao Muyi, who possesses the "Eye of Truth", is the king of the version at this stage, and she can't match it at all.
It can even be said that among the five, only Gu Yueyan would shrink back because of this, while Luna, Dong Chengling and even Ren Xingmei would not care too much about it.
But in this way, all people are subject to objective factors, so they form a wonderful balance among each other. It was Qiao Muyi who noticed the formation of balance that he generously gave up Ren Suo's right to serve them!
Gu Yueyan gritted her teeth and said: "It turns out that you have already settled everything... You are really there, Qiao Muyi!"
Ren Suo smiled wryly, and suddenly got up to go to the bathroom, and the sound of bathing water suddenly sounded in the shower room.
After Ren Suo dried his hair and rolled onto the bed, Gu Yueyan asked curiously, "Why did you suddenly take a shower?"
"...Because you don't believe in Mr. Mu." Ren Suo said helplessly, "Okay, turn off the lights and go to sleep."
"Sleep now?" Ren Xingmei squeezed into Ren Suo's arms and asked, "Then what did you do with Teacher Dong last night?"
"Nothing, I took out the Eye of Truth for them to play with, and then I fell asleep by myself." Ren Suo said honestly.
"Didn't you do anything else? Cuddle up and kiss, or take it a step further..."
"Look, I went to take a cold shower just now, I have to sleep."
"You can charge yourself." Ren Xingmei smirked and made Midemi Parisan's gesture.
However, unlike Ren Xingmei who was still in high spirits, Gu Yueyan was already full of anger.
She directly turned off the light and hugged Ren Suo's back, and said seriously: "Good night, please keep your voice down."
Feeling the softness from his back, Ren Suo felt that he didn't need to sleep tonight.
This is a conundrum that no number of cold showers can solve.
As for the younger sister's proposal... If the younger sister didn't say it, he might still think about it, but if the younger sister has said it, then he definitely won't do it.
This kind of thing is like taking a bath. You have to do it voluntarily and spontaneously. If you are urged, you don't want to do it.
"Hey, Yueyan, are you going to bed so soon?" Ren Xingmei said, "Come to chat, I'm actually curious what you like about my brother."
Gu Yueyan said sullenly, "Your brother is very handsome."
Ren Suo raised his head proudly.
"Brother's temperament makes people feel safe."
Ren Suo showed a satisfied smile.
"A nice guy."
Ren Suo nodded approvingly.
"A silly smile is cute."
Ren Suo reluctantly agreed.
"It forced me to write him an acrostic poem."
Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei were stunned for a moment, Ren Xingmei immediately covered her mouth, her shoulders kept trembling, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Haha Yueyan, how can you curse people!"
Ren Suo also had a bitter expression on his face, thinking that Yueyan used to be very obedient, but now it is probably Lin Xianyu's fault.
"There is no reason to fall in love with someone. After falling in love, everything about him becomes a reason."
Gu Yueyan's voice was full of disgust: "Your brother is a big fool, but I just like him like a treasure, and I just want to marry him."
Ren Xingmei: "Me too."
"Although I agree with your conclusion, your premise is actually wrong..." Ren Suo retorted softly.
"Yes Yes Yes."
"My brother is not stupid, he is extremely smart."
The two agreed like coaxing children, Ren Xingmei smiled and suddenly whispered, "Brother, I actually... don't want to be your wife."
"Really?"
Gu Yueyan woke up instantly, sat up and poked her head out to ask in surprise.
Ren Xing whitened her eyes: "But I still want to have a baby for him."
"Hey." Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, and continued to sleep with the big Ren Suo doll in her arms.
Ren Suo looked at his younger sister in confusion—don't want to be my wife, just want to have a baby for me
Is this the way rich women do charity
No wonder I'm not rich, I really don't understand how rich people think.
"Brother, from beginning to end, I just want to be your sister."
"You already are."
"It's the most intimate kind." The younger sister raised her head and looked at Ren Suo: "Closer than a wife, sweeter than a lover, and more attractive than any affair."
"I don't have a lover or an affair..."
"If you say there is no, then there is no." The younger sister rubbed Ren Suo's cheek dotingly.
Why do you all like to predict a wrong premise and then forgive me and understand me and then chat with me...
Ren Suo said: "But the sister you mentioned sounds like a luxurious enhanced version of your wife."
"As expected of my brother, you can understand it immediately." Ren Xingmei said with a smile: "After all, I am your lifelong teammate. If I don't switch to a powerful advanced career, how can I accompany you to play the garbage game of reality?"
Ren Suo fondled his sister's hair and said, "Okay, anyway, I've been your elder brother for more than twenty years, and it doesn't matter if I'll be your brother for decades."
Ren Xingmei blinked her eyes: "Is it just for a few more decades? We are monks who want to live forever, and I am a time-capable person."
Ren Suo said: "Then if you ask me again after a few decades, I will answer 'Anyway, I have been your brother for half a century, and it doesn't matter if I stay for another half century'. The team contract should also be updated from time to time. , Follow up the latest version."
Ren Xingmei smiled: "What if I forget to update?"
Ren Suo: "Then you won't be able to enjoy the latest version of exclusive benefits, you can only experience my love for you in my twenties for decades."
Ren Xingmei chuckled: "Won't it automatically update? Forget it, it sounds good, I'm very nostalgic."
"Go to bed, you have to get up early tomorrow."
Ren Suo gently urged his sister to sleep, he wanted to play games.
Ren Xingmei suddenly said: "That..."
Her fingertips interlaced slightly, her ten fingers were slender, flexible and moist.
Her eyelashes fluttered slightly, and her voice became lower and lower: "If you really... I can help you."
Ren Suo blinked his eyes, feeling a rush of hot air rushing from his dantian to Baihui acupoint, and his rationality, which had been so hard to condense, gradually collapsed again.
But he thought for a few seconds, and finally smiled and said: "You see you are so nervous... We are not in a hurry, take your time, we still have a lot of time, you are a time-capable person."
"You can be willful with me, don't worry about me, I'm your brother." Ren Suo said softly, "Your wishes are more important than everything else."
Ren Xingmei pursed her lips, looked at Ren Suo with emotion, leaned on Ren Suo's chest and said, "Brother, good night."
"Good night."
Ren Suo exhaled lightly, feeling that Gu Yueyan's sharp claws had finally left his waist.
He wanted to agree, but Gu Yueyan obviously refused.
That's right, she was ruined by Qiao Muyi just now, how could she allow Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei to sneakily make out in front of her - I can't get happiness, and no one else can!
What's more, she was still hugging Ren Suo. If Ren Suo accepted her sister's tenderness while being hugged by her, she might feel that she was doubleflyed in a certain sense.
The most important point is-
Ren Suo was still wearing one-piece pajamas.
what can he do
It's hard to take it off or not to take it off!
Therefore, Ren Suo had no choice but to be a good brother for one night.
After more than ten minutes, my younger sister and Yueyan both fell asleep. Seeing these two defenseless beautiful girls who wanted anything and everything, Ren Suo licked his lips slightly and stretched out his sinful hands—
Pick up the phone, open "Tomorrow's Calamity", and click on the future communication station.
"Launch future communications!"
In the picture, the Supreme Being is sitting on the throne, and the glyphs on the ground are glowing with emerald silver, like a golden waterfall falling like a curtain of time.
At this moment, mutants are born!
The golden waterfall went upstream to dissipate, and the future communication station returned to its normal state.
Ren Suo froze for a moment—isn't he? Will even future communications fail
In the upper right corner of the screen, a message suddenly pops up:
"2049, Future Communications Office"
2049's...future communication office? !
Ren Suo blinked, carefully observed the buildings in the picture, and found that the walls and the ground really had some traces of time. Although they were still clean and tidy, they inevitably felt old.
"It took me a while to fix this place."
A cold and arrogant voice sounded in the communication office: "When you left, you really didn't care about anything, just patted your ass and left, and you want me to help you clean up the mess."
"If it wasn't for the singer of the galaxy, the suzerain of the blood lotus, and the empress of the dimension, I wouldn't have known you needed to use this place."
A beautiful figure came out from behind the Supreme Being, sat on the handle of the throne, and looked down at the Supreme Being condescendingly:
"My stupid brother, when will you stop being so willful?"