"Hello, the front desk has signed for the courier for you, do you need us to deliver it?"
"I'll come and get it!"
In the Jiangjing Premier Suite of Lianjiang White Swan Hotel, the big white-haired Hanba watched the little bald head flee downstairs, and came up with a package after a while. The emperor's robes on his body were all messed up, and he shouted in displeasure: "Baba, someone is ambushing me below! Come on, take me back and beat me back, and I will form the head!"
The little bald head rode on Ba's head with a whoosh, and Ba was still playing with his mobile phone calmly, asking, "Who?"
"A lot of people!" The little bald head said angrily while unpacking, "I don't know who gave them the courage to dare to offend my uncle Panlong!"
"oh?"
The bathroom door opened, and a handsome man came out. He has black hair like a waterfall shawl, and his thin body is full of explosive muscles. He has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and streamers follow his body. He picks up the black-rimmed glasses on the table and puts them on. It is Yun Wangshu.
"If someone bullies you, won't you call back?" Yun Wangshu casually sat down on the sofa and turned on the smart TV.
"But those human beings are very treacherous. They reached out to touch my head and touch my clothes without doing anything!"
The little bald head stood up on his shoulders, and condemned hoarsely: "They dare to touch my head, is there any reason! Is there any law! And kiss me with their mouths, my face is covered with their saliva! They insist on pulling me to take pictures! They call me little brother! I am older than them by a fraction of my age!"
Yun Wangshu nodded thoughtfully: "Did they ask you to do anything?"
"Huh? They seem to be asking me to invite you and Daodao to accept their... what... essence?"
"It's an interview," Yun Wangshu said lightly, "I was discovered by the reporter again. It seems that I can't stay in this place anymore."
Since the first episode of "The Gate of Truth" was broadcast, Yun Wangshu and Changsheng have been completely exposed to the public.
People were surprised to find that those earth spirits who had a close relationship with the Ren family in the Eastern Han Dynasty had quietly awakened, walked around the world, and dressed in more fashionable clothes than their modern counterparts.
For this reason, I heard that sports such as climbing and mountain climbing have become popular among young people again—maybe it’s because I picked up a wife and husband when I wanted to go shopping.
Compared with other powerhouses, the media are more fanatical about the earth spirits. After all, the earth spirits have lived for thousands of years. Treasure, speaking of being at least the same age as Jesus, is covered in news.
If Yun Wangshu and the others were willing to hide their identities, they would actually be able to live a peaceful life, but they don't even lose face at the Great Wall, they can be called a modern model of "An Neng can break the eyebrows and bow the waist to serve the powerful", and now they are only facing ordinary people. Zhui Chong, how could they wrong themselves to cover up
However, the countermeasure bureau will help hide their news, at least the media cannot trace their whereabouts through internal channels. It took ten days in Lianjiang to reveal their identities, probably because they didn't know who recognized them when they went out.
At this time, Yun Wangshu and the others will also give a countermeasure to the situation, at worst, change to another place for vacation.
On the other side, Chang Sheng, a white-haired young man sitting by the window facing Jiang Jing, closed the manga "One Rider as a Thousand" in his hand, and said, "I should have left long ago, I don't even know why you came to Lianjiang again, Obviously came here before."
"It's just a vague premonition." Yun Wangshu said: "The gatekeeper's last battle was with the Black Coffin Demon King and others, but why did the battle take place in Lianjiang?"
Changsheng was silent for a moment, and said: "The Black Coffin Demon King has a mysterious background, and he is suspected of being a dark force. It doesn't seem surprising that he appears anywhere. If you fight in Shenhai instead of Lianjiang, you will also ask why the battle is in Shenhai. "
"Yes, it's not surprising that the Black Coffin Demon King appears anywhere. The reason why he fought in Lianjiang may be chosen by them at random, or...they are indeed related to Lianjiang."
Yun Wangshu said: "Although the probability of the latter is low, it is worth trying for us who have no goals."
"However, I have been using the moonlight to perform prophecy for ten consecutive days, but I still can't find the slightest trace... It seems that I guessed wrong." Yun Wangshu smiled wryly: "It's useless work again."
Chang Sheng said: "The concentration of spiritual energy in Lianjiang is high, so it's not a waste of time to practice here for a few days."
Yun Wangshu looked at Changsheng and said with a smile, "Changsheng, you have changed."
Chang Sheng was slightly taken aback: "I changed?"
"The Qinglong Yanyue Dao, who showed his sharpness in the past and wanted to kill and wanted to kill himself, is now considerate and comforting others." Yun Wangshu said gratified.
Chang Sheng pursed his lips, turning his head away as if a little shy, admiring the river view outside the window.
"And I also like to watch porn." Yun Wangshu applauded softly: "You are no longer a prop, but a person who lives up to your name!"
Changsheng's face changed, and he quickly explained: "I didn't watch the ****!"
Yun Wangshu pointed to "One Rider as a Thousand" in Changsheng's hand and asked, "Then what are you holding?"
"This is a manga about generals of the Three Kingdoms, I'm just reminiscing about my past glory!"
"Oh? Then the master you can't forget is the beautiful Yujie in the comics who can explode at any time?"
Changsheng said with a red neck: "Sister Yu can't be considered yellow... sex change!... Can comics be considered yellow!" The bald head was disdainful: "What's so good about women."
The little bald head suddenly ran up to Yun Wangshu, handed out a red hair ring inlaid with five bloodstones, and showed a flattering smile in a business style: "For you!"
Yun Wangshu took the red hair tie in doubt, and asked, "Why did you suddenly give me something?"
"I saw it on the Internet and thought it was very suitable for you, so I bought it for you." The little bald head said seriously: "You taught me "Transformation Jue" and took me to eat and drink everywhere. I want to repay you occasionally. !"
Yun Wangshu was slightly surprised. He looked at the little bald head, with the corners of his mouth curled up, showing a kind smile, and gently touched the little bald head's head:
"Thank you, I like it very much."
Speaking of which, Yun Wangshu tied himself a high ponytail with a hair tie, and the little bald head looked left and right, showing a satisfied smile, and went back to sit next to him to play with his mobile phone.
Babel turned his head, and just saw the little bald head evaluating the product he just bought on Taobao:
"Bought it as a gift for the nasty ghost, the nasty ghost looks ugly wearing it, five-star praise!"
Ba looked at Yun Wangshu, and whispered, "I think it looks pretty."
The little bald head subconsciously covered the screen of the phone, and then said with a grin: "A layman like you knows a lot, you don't have much hair, and you know how to look good. I saw this scrunchie on Taobao, and I knew he would definitely I like this shiny but ugly little stuff!"
Unhappily rubbing the little bald head's bald head.
At this time, Yun Wangshu's face suddenly changed: "Ren Naisser has updated the third episode of "Top Secret Files"!"
A message popped up in Video A on the TV screen: "Ren Naisser has updated "Top Secret Files: Block the Sky with Me"!"
Everyone immediately sat in a row and watched TV, and the vast and boundless space of the universe appeared on the screen. The Supreme Being stood on Saturn, calmly watching the Ark army coming from afar.
"The leader of the remnant soldiers, Dragon King Zhao Huo"!
"Gun Tianxia One·Sakura Kyoko"!
The two pioneer legions were first deployed to the aura point of the Saturn ring, and Chang Sheng said: "There are a lot of people."
"There are tens of thousands of people in the two legions alone." Yun Wangshu glanced and quickly estimated the number: "Dragon King Zhao Huo has about 25,000 people, and Sakura Kyoko has 10,000 people."
"Will there be so many Rank 4 monks after 30 years..."
In the first episode of "Jedi Files", everyone already knew that only monks who had rank four cultivation bases in 2049 would be selected as legion monks by the Supreme Supreme in 1999.
Therefore, everyone can't wait for Ren Neisser's update. If they see themselves appearing in the video, they will be overjoyed. If they don't appear, they will wait with great anticipation. It is even more exciting than waiting for the lottery lottery.
Because if I can see myself in the video, I can at least be sure of two things about my future: I can live in peace for another thirty years, and I can have a fourth-rank cultivation!
In this aura era where you may be hit by a car when you go out, and you may encounter ghosts and ghosts if you take two steps, if you can be sure that your future is safe and strong, who will not be excited
This is the fate of Ren Neiser's certification!
After all, there are only a few lone stars who shout "my fate is up to me" and "I just want to go against the sky and crush the sky", and most people are more willing to accept their future is an ordinary fate.
To use the most popular words on the Internet, it is: "Unlike the protagonists of your era, we ordinary people are doing our best just to live a peaceful and happy life."
Although this was not Ren Neisser's original intention, "Top Secret Files" has become the world's premier destiny lottery, and it can be called a super lottery second only to the reincarnation lottery.
Although there were more monks this time, the number of the Ark Legion also increased significantly. If the previous Ark Legion was just a small rowing boat, then this time the Ark Legion is the real space fleet!
The battle quickly became fierce. The worm warships, heavy front warships and humanoid mechs attacked the monks' defense line intensively. "Remnant Soldier Sun Shu" and "Remnant Soldier Fan Fan" were all arranged to temporarily contain the offensive of the Ark Legion.
The focus of the barrage has also shifted from the war to other aspects: "Fuck, your fucking Zhao Huo has a new wife!? Dragon King, can you still stand up?"
"Grass, Zhao Huo just posted a group photo of four of them on Weibo, and this beautiful girl named Fan Fan is also his wife!"
"Grass!"
"If you can talk, talk more, idiot!"
"Wait, let's sort out the clues: both Zhao Huo and his wife are named disabled soldiers, but Zhao Huo's wives are all milk, ADC and A, which means that the one at the top must be Zhao Huo, so Remnant soldiers refer to Zhao Huo. Then the question arises, remnant soldiers and remnant soldiers, 'remnant' refers to useless and unusable, and 'bing' refers to long and thick weapons..."
"Absolutely, is that what Remnant Soldiers mean?"
"As expected of Dragon King Zhao Huo, he can easily do what we can't."
"Let's extend it a bit further: Nurse Sun Shu can replenish stamina, ADC Xiaomeng can whip with precision, A Fan Fan can control flames delicately to do something interesting..."
"The eyes of the remnant soldier, the protection of the remnant soldier, and the fire of the remnant soldier originally mean this... three seconds of silence for Commander Zhao Huo."
"Some people opened their browsers just looking at it."
Yun Wangshu and the others couldn't help laughing when they saw these bullet screens. At this time, Supreme Supreme suddenly said, "It's time for you to play."
"As ordered by the Supreme Being, the mages of the World Tree will provide magical support for Fairy Shuiyue."
Water Moon Fairy
Yun Wangshu was startled for a moment, and then saw a total of 22 magician legions joining the 5,000-man legion.
The person in charge of commanding this legion is a fairy wearing a fairy dress with wide sleeves. She was all dressed in snow-white clothes, the only bright color was the bloodstone red headband she used to tie her hair.
"Water Moon Fairy Wang Shu"!
"Dug, new character?"
"Be polite, it's your new wife."
"It's a good look. Can Fairy Wangshu get to know you? I will be a Rank 4 monk in the future. If you are interested, please chat privately on QQ."
"Hey shit, I haven't spoken yet as a Rank 5 monk in the future."
"Passing six turns."
"You don't even have Rank 7, how dare you send barrage?"
"As expected of giligili, all the bosses, everyone is in space, just returned to Earth, started at the seventh revolution, interests are related, can't afford to be provoked"
Everyone looked at Yun Wangshu's hair in unison, and then turned to the little bald head and said, "Look, other people think it looks good too. You have no hair, you know a lot about aesthetics (know what aesthetics)."
The little bald head is still stubborn: "Maybe it's not him, obviously he wears such ugly clothes..."
At this moment, the Supreme Supreme arranged another legion.
"Yueyueqinglong·Longevity"!
Changsheng let out a cry: "Even I have a share."
The little bald head suddenly became excited: "What about me? Is there me? Will I be taller than Baba in the future? Hey, you will still look like this 30 years later! Hahaha!"
Chang Sheng said lightly: "What I am in 30 years, you will be in 30 years."
"Impossible, I will definitely be stronger and taller than Baba, and I will have more hair than him!" The little bald head said firmly.
"It's hard to say, you may not live 30 years later."
Yun Wangshu stretched out his hand, grabbed the bald head of the little bald head, and pulled him in front of him, showing a dangerous smile: "You just said that I look ugly wearing this scrunchie?"
"No, no, no, no—" the little bald head pointed at the screen, stammering with a trembling voice, "Look, everyone says you're beautiful! It's all thanks to me! I know this one by one. The hair tie is perfect for you!"
Yun Wangshu looked at the little bald head for a while, then suddenly let out a chuckle, put him down and said, "For the sake of me still wearing this hairband 30 years later, I will forgive you this time."
The little bald head fled away and asked, "But it's clearly the Water Moon Fairy in the video, is it really you?"
Yun Wangshu nodded: "It's me."
Ba is also a little puzzled: "But now that you have... Can "Hua Xing Jue" still switch genders?"
"able."
"able."
Changsheng and Yun Wangshu said in unison, Yun Wangshu glanced at Changsheng and said with a smile, "You remember?"
"I just remembered." Chang Sheng said, "You taught me in 1999."
"That's it, weren't you very interested in sexual transformation just now? Now you can try it yourself." Yun Wangshu smiled.
Changsheng's face changed, and he pretended not to hear Yun Wangshu's words, the old god was watching TV.
"What are you talking about?" the little bald head asked curiously.
"It's nothing, we just received a gift from the Supreme Being." Yun Wangshu said with a smile: "At that time, I thought I was fooled by the Supreme Being, but I didn't expect... this gift was actually made when I was a little regretful." It was delivered in time."
Yun Wangshu glanced at the little bald head, and suddenly smiled, "You're so naughty, maybe you'll behave better if you become a girl..."
The little bald head shuddered and slipped away.
And at this time, the Supreme Being said again: "Monkey, go and help."
"Master, I'll go back as soon as I go!"
The world-renowned Monkey King somersaulted in space, and instantly moved into the army of barriers that formed the wall of the universe.
"World Tree Angel Zack"!
"Hey? My old grandson recognizes you!" The Monkey King found the seventy-two-winged angel, the head of the Bastion Legion, and patted the angel's wings with a laugh: "You see, you are a bird man, and I am a monkey, so we should be ... a combination of killing chickens and monkeys?"
…
In the watchman building, the angel Zach, who was woken up in the middle of the night and came to watch "Top Secret Files", had black lines all over his face.
The other watchmen looked at Zach strangely.
At this time, Victor lived up to everyone's expectations and said directly: "Captain, why is your title World Tree Angel? Do you want to join the World Tree?"
Zach: "…"
"Captain, I didn't mean to reprimand you at all, your refuge this time was very successful."
Victor said seriously: "Look, you didn't get beaten by that monkey this time, but fought side by side with the monkey! Captain, are you happy?"
Snapped!
No one knows whether Zach Gao is unhappy, but the cleaning worker in charge of washing the floor must be unhappy, after all, Victor's blood is bleeding all over the floor.