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Chapter 853: Wedding Survival Battle Royale

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On April 11, on the road in Orange County, Ren Suo and his party sat in a 7-seater mpv.

They flew directly from New York to SNA Airport in Orange County. After getting off the plane, the car rental company had already delivered the car outside the airport. Without the slightest delay, they drove directly to the scenic spot that Gu Yueyan had never forgotten.

Gu Yueyan had just finished watching "Top Secret Files: Blocking the Sky with Me", excitedly grabbed Ren Suo's arm and asked, "So, have you met Ren Zuo?"

Ren Suo nodded: "Well, it's almost the same as in the video, but Ren Zuo in reality is a bit more stupid, and he has to dress like a fairy when he stays in the basement. How troublesome it is for him to take off his pants."

Ren Xingmei said: "Brother, I recently noticed that you always mention taking off your pants. Do you think about it every day and dream about it at night?"

Lin Xianyu, who was sitting with Xiao Jiu in the back seat, interjected, "There are babies here, can you talk less dirty?"

This Lin Xianyu is actually qualified to say this!

Even Xiao Jiu refused to accept it: "Who is the little baby!"

"Me!" Lin Xianyu said with a righteous face: "This girl is still a little baby who has never kissed or been in love!"

Xiao Jiu immediately pointed out Lin Xianyu's loophole: "But you slept with big brother!"

Lin Xianyu smiled disdainfully: "Sleeping with Big Brother Ren...hehe."

"hehe."

"hehe."

"hehe."

"puff."

"Meow~"

The girlfriends laughed inexplicably, and Ren Suo's face was black: What do you mean? There is a kind of solo!

Lin Xianyu asked curiously: "Is Ren Zuo as good-looking as Ren Zuo in the video? Mr. Dong, Mr. Ren, who is the most beautiful Ren Zuo or Tianjing Ren Zuo?"

Dong Chengling, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said without any hesitation, "Suo Meizhen, how can any seat compare to him?"

Gu Yueyan let out a chuckle, and asked back, "What do you think of Xianyu? Which one is better, Mr. Suo or Ren Zuo?"

Lin Xianyu was startled for a moment, then smiled and said: "It's not as beautiful as being a big brother."

Ren Xingmei smiled and said, "Why do you guys suddenly play the meme of "Zou Ji satirizes the king of Qi and accepts advice"? Although I also think my brother is better-looking."

"Hush, keep a low profile." Ren Suo said a little shyly: "Although Ren Zuo likes to act aggressive, I must admit that his handsomeness is second only to me and surpasses Zhao Huo!"

Qiao Muyi, who was in charge of driving, said, "Although my little Suo is indeed invincible and cute, Ren Zuo is a Rank Nine monk."

Ren Suo: "Cut, Zhao Huo is also a nine-turn."

When Ren Suo said this, everyone suddenly felt that the status of rank nine monks had been lowered.

After all, whether it is character, combat power or record, Zhao Huo really dragged Nine Ranks back by his own strength, that's all. .

After the release of "Top Secret Files: Blocking the Sky with Me", the Great Wall immediately issued an official statement stating Ren Zuo's origin, achievements and combat power. When everyone knew that Ren Zuo was actually a descendant of the Ren family in the Eastern Han Dynasty, a great monk who created the magic system , the super strong man who can suppress all the demons and monsters in Tianjing with one hand, everyone was shocked and excited.

In just a few hours, there was heated discussion on Weibo among the whole people, and countless big Vs reposted this statement. The monks in the countermeasure bureau who had been trained by Ren Zuo also stood up and called for Ren Zuo's debut!

The title "Ten Thousand Miles of Mountains and Rivers" mentioned in "Top Secret Files" really can't meet everyone's demand for bragging. Instead, it is an epic title given to Ren Zuo by foreign countries, which quickly burns the global Internet:

"The descendant of the god race two thousand years ago, the awakener of the oldest bloodline, the founder of the extraordinary school of Xuanguo, the master behind the scenes sitting in the mystery, the patron saint of thousands of miles, the omnipotent polymath, smashing fate You are a rebel, and you are in charge of the throne, your prestige is known to everyone from the Xuan Kingdom Tianjing to the Federal New York!"

If it is said that Ren Zuo’s blood was actually his curse, now that "Top Secret Files" is broadcast, the biggest curse has been quietly solved. !

"Nine-turn cultivator..." Dong Chengling said leisurely and fascinated: "If you can reach that realm, what kind of scenery can you see?"

Ren Suo said seriously: "It will be very exciting, Cheng Ling, you will definitely be able to achieve rank nine, or even surpass rank nine!"

Dong Chengling was quite calm: "Well, I ask you to work hard...to survive."

survive

Ren Suo blinked, Cheng Ling, your encouraging tone is a little... scary.

Gu Yueyan sighed slightly, leaned against Ren Suo, played with Ren Suo's fingers, and muttered, "But it's the third episode now, why haven't we appeared in the video yet?"

Ren Xingmei put down her phone, frowned slightly and said, "Yeah, even if we didn't become elite monks above rank seven, we should be able to rank four... even if we couldn't, why didn't Teacher Dong, sister Qiao and my brother show up? They've all turned four now."

Ren Suo said: "Isn't it good that we didn't show up? Maybe we didn't participate in this war at all."

"It's not good at all!" Ren Xingmei and Gu Yueyan said in unison.

Ren Suo hesitated for a moment, and obediently acted as their car doll. Ren Xingmei and Gu Yueyan glanced at each other, then at Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling who were sitting in the driver's and co-pilot's seats, and suddenly fell silent in unison.

The car quickly arrived at the garden grove. Today is a sunny day, and they can see the crystal cathedral shining brightly in the sun from a distance.

The shell of the Crystal Cathedral is made up of more than 10,000 pieces of huge silver glass and steel frames. It is crystal clear, like crystal, and you can feel the unparalleled architectural beauty from a distance.

Ren Suo had seen the Crystal Cathedral once in the dark side of the moon, but the brilliance of the dark side of the moon was in a cool tone, which made people feel the purity and solemnity of the crystal cathedral. In contrast, the sunlight makes the cathedral look even more magnificent.

The girls couldn't wait to pull Ren Suo over. Gu Yueyan suppressed her joy and asked calmly, "Mr. Suo, do you still remember that wedding?"

"Remember, I married you and Luna together. I still remember the priest who presided over the ceremony for us. He was obviously a projection in a dream, but his professionalism was very good. Even if he despised me, he still presided over the ceremony seriously." Ren Suo laughed.

Qiao Muyi snorted, "Fake wedding."

"The wedding is fake, but our hearts are real!" Gu Yueyan turned to look at Ren Suo: "Mr. Suo, isn't it?"

Feeling the soft flesh around his waist being pinched by Yueyan, how could Ren Suo still say 'no'? He said very sincerely: "Really, I was already captured by Yueyan at that time."

Gu Yueyan showed a satisfied smile, tiptoed to peck Ren Suo's cheek, and said with a sweet smile, "Mr. Suo is the best!"

Lin Xianyu in the back sighed secretly: As expected of being the class monitor, he learned very fast even when he was a bitch. This is almost hanging on Brother Ren, and he is wearing so little. Those two soft balls are deformed. Ren Big brother must be very cool now, right

Hmph, but you can't see the anger in other people's eyes, can you? Now it's the squad leader's round, they can't do anything about it, but the round will always end.

I'll just see how you two dogs and men will die later...

Lin Xianyu blinked her eyes, then shook her head violently: No, I think I want to see how Brother Ren dies, and at the same time, I also want to protect the squad leader.

I obviously hope that the class leader will be happy and happy, but I seem to be angry with the class leader...

It must be because I went to bed with dry hair last night and my brain was flooded.

Next time I won't ask Brother Ren to dry my hair.

Walking all the way, Ren Suo saw two rows of commemorative slabs inlaid with many donors on the ground. The glass clock tower not far away was very dazzling. The high-planed stainless steel prism outside the clock tower refracted sunlight to the nearby ground. As long as the sun does not set, this place will always be illuminated by light.

There were many statues of the Virgin along the way, but Ren Suo and the others were not interested in them, and went straight to the inside of the Crystal Cathedral.

However, the result was that Ren Suo and the others were disappointed and the church was closed.

After asking other tourists, I found out that the Crystal Cathedral went bankrupt seven years ago. This Protestant church was sold to the Christian church, and the Christian church didn’t do much business after that. Even the huge pipe organ with 287 blowing pipes and more than 16,000 pipes has been sold.

Gu Yueyan was about to cry when she heard the news. She held Ren Suo's hand with no force, but her index finger and middle finger kept rubbing uncomfortably. Ren Suo had no choice but to lower his head and kiss the teardrops in the corners of her eyes, so as to comfort this little girl with broken dreams. lamb.

But at this time, Dong Chengling saw a notice on the outer wall of the church and invited them to come and see: "The church already has a repair plan, but it seems that it will not be completed until 2023 and open to the public."

"2023..." Gu Yueyan muttered, and suddenly his spirit shook: "The time is just right!"

What time is just right

Ren Suo blinked. He suddenly remembered something. He only knew Gu Yueyan's birthday from QQ information, but he didn't know Gu Yueyan's age.

Gu Yueyan herself skipped a grade again, directly from the sophomore year of high school to the freshman year. With her intelligence and diligence, it seems not uncommon for her to skip a grade before...

So she... turned eighteen

Ren Suo hadn't thought of this before. After all, Gu Yueyan's figure is a very strong proof. In addition, he has an adult sister who looks younger than a high school student. Such a sharp contrast directly makes Ren Suo preconceived. up.

But Ren Suo thought about it and decided to forget about it.

I don't ask, she doesn't talk, less trouble, more happiness.

Seeing that Gu Yueyan was no longer sad, everyone continued sightseeing and taking pictures.

They suddenly found that there were many brides and grooms wearing formal wedding dresses to take pictures not far away. When they walked past, a staff member came up to chat up: "We provide wedding dress rental services and photo services here. Do you want to try it?"

Ren Suo turned his head and glanced at them, Dong Chengling didn't speak, Qiao Muyi smiled slightly, Gu Yueyan glared at him in turn, his sister had already taken out her visa card.

"I want to wear a wedding dress! Xiao Jiu wants to wear a wedding dress!" Xiao Jiu clenched her fists and shook her body excitedly. If she showed her tail, then her nine tails would definitely spin faster than an electric fan.

Lin Xianyu pulled Xiao Jiu away, and made a gesture to Ren Suo to let him go.

In fact, she couldn't understand English, or she was the only one in the whole tour group who couldn't understand English. But when Xiao Jiu said the word wedding dress, Lin Xianyu more or less guessed what would happen next.

Ren Suo exhaled and said to the staff, "We want to try it on."

"Okay, which lady is it?" the staff member said happily, already thinking about how to get them to agree to authorize their wedding photos to them. It's sure to appeal to East Asians!

Ren Suo stretched out his hand and pointed at his target: "Her."

"Huh?" Qiao Muyi's smile froze.

"Huh?" Gu Yueyan suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"Oh?" Ren Xingmei was a little surprised.

Dong Chengling didn't speak, but the black cat in her arms meowed.

"Her." The staff was a little disappointed.

"Me!?" Lin Xianyu was stunned, pointing at himself foolishly, his face blushing brightly.

Big brother Ren, you are trying to die!

If you want to die, drag me to die together!

You have four girlfriends and a cat nearby, and you named me!

It's fine for you to expose your wolfish ambitions, but you're setting me on fire!

What to do, what to do, if this continues, I will be bullied by Sister Qiao, suppressed by Teacher Dong, and scolded by the monitor for betrayal, and I will not be able to hug the thigh of the rich lady Little Xingxing!

Then I can only become Big Brother Ren’s girlfriend, and accompany him to eat and drink at home every day, play games and watch anime all night, and wait for him to eat my sister’s soft rice to support me...

ヘ( ̄ ̄ヘ) Go away, don't tempt me with this life!

And what about that staff member? Can you cover up the disappointment on your face? I, the most beautiful girl in the Milky Way, wear your wedding dress to save face, okay

While Lin Xianyu was thinking about it, Ren Suo continued, "Except for her."

The scene suddenly fell silent.

Lin Xianyu slowly raised Xiao Jiu: "Xiao Jiu, do you want to get in touch with your big brother?"

"Xianyu don't throw me." Xiaojiu hugged Lin Xianyu tightly, and asked Dong Chengling for help: "Sister Ling, Xianyu wants to hit big brother with Xiaojiu!"

Seeing that other people were holding back their laughter, Dong Chengling could only say, "Suo, you will be hated by girls if you talk like this."

"Then do you hate me?"

"it's OK."

"That's it." Ren Suo spread his hands.

The staff is still surprised now: "Sir, you mean... the four ladies are going to try on wedding dresses?"

Ren Suo nodded: "Yes!"

"The groom..."

"Only me!" When Ren Suo said this, his tiger's body trembled, his aura of domineering leaked out, and the staff couldn't help showing respectful expressions.

This must be a rich man, the staff thought.

The staff took Ren Suo to change clothes, and then several blond girls came to pick up Dong Chengling and the others. Qiao Muyi suddenly said, "Xianyu, you can come too."

"No, Ren Suo said everything, except me!" Lin Xianyu was still angry now: "Go, Xiao Jiu is more qualified than me!"

"Of course." Xiao Jiu raised her head proudly.

"It's not that you don't know Xiao Suo's mouth." Qiao Muyi came over and grabbed Lin Xianyu, and said softly, "I'm not asking you to forgive him, but the opportunity is rare, and the scenery here is also good, and this time it's Xiao Suo. Please, it's free, don't you really want to take advantage of him?"

Lin Xianyu glanced at Qiao Muyi, thinking that Big Brother Ren's family has such a small expert who is responsible for comforting others, maybe Big Brother Ren will really be able to enjoy happiness shamelessly in the future...

But Miss Qiao, what does this mean? Think of me as one of the forces that need to unite

Lin Xianyu hesitated for a while before nodding: "Okay."

The girls go to the women's dressing room of the bridal shop to measure and choose the wedding dress style.

While looking at the menu selection, Qiao Muyi suddenly asked the staff to leave for a while, saying that they wanted to discuss it.

When there were only five of them, one girl and one cat left in the dressing room, Dong Chengling closed the menu and asked, "Xiao Qiao, there is no one else here, and neither is Suo. What do you want to say?"

Qiao Muyi looked at them and said, "In the third episode of "Top Secret Files", the number of monks participating in the battle reached 120,000, and all of them were strangers before 1999."

Gu Yueyan felt a little uneasy, interlaced her hands and fingers, and said, "Sister Qiao, what do you mean?"

"What percentage of all human beings will rank four monks in 2049?"

"In 2049, and the fourth-rank monks born before 1999, what proportion do they take?"

"However, among the 120,000 people in such a small group, none of us are among them. How high is the probability...?"

Faced with the three questions Qiao Muyi raised, everyone fell into deep thought. Lin Xianyu's heart suddenly beat wildly and she faintly felt something was wrong.

Dong Chengling also said: "I, Xiao Qiao and Suo will not talk about it, Yueyan, Xingmei, it is only a matter of time before you are promoted to the fourth rank, and it will definitely not be the fourth rank in 30 years."

Dong Chengling looked at Lin Xianyu: "Xianyu, you are the same, you are just lazy, but you have great potential."

Lin Xianyu felt scolded.

Ren Xingmei let out a heavy breath: "What do you mean..."

Qiao Muyi said: "We were supposed to appear in the monk army in "Top Secret Files", but we didn't."

"Even Zhao Huo and the others showed up."

"Instead of believing that the odds of us hitting the unknown one in a row, so we all avoided the war and were not recruited by the Supreme, it is better to believe in another possibility..."

Gu Yueyan said with a solemn expression: "We... don't exist in the future in 2049."

"To put it simply, it's death." Qiao Muyi said: "I'm dead, Cheng Ling is dead, Yueyan is dead, Xingmei is dead, Luna is dead, Xianyu is dead...Xiao Suo is also dead. "

It's none of my business!

Lin Xianyu roared impotently in her heart, but she still sat obediently on the side, shivering and daring not to speak.

"So... why did we die?"

Qiao Muyi propped her chin with her left hand, gently flipped through the wedding dress catalog with her right hand, and tapped lightly on a set of wedding dresses. She seemed to think of something, with a happy smile on her face.

Why

You must be playing "Wedding Survival: Battle Royale"!

Lin Xianyu was speechless and choked, thinking that if you want to eat chicken, you can eat chicken, how can you force me to play with you

Then here comes the problem, one of them can open the space hang, one can open the spell hang, one can open the time hang, one can open the moonlight hang, and the other is the blood lock demigod... What should I, Lin Xianyu, do to get it? What about the finals