"So I'm the only one sleeping in the small room?"
Lin Xianyu put his hands on his chest and sighed: "Happiness is yours, and excitement is yours too. I don't even have Xiaojiu..."
"How about together?" Gu Yueyan tilted her head and said, "We should all be able to sleep, right?"
Lin Xianyu was startled, put his hands on his chest and said, "Squad leader, what do you mean? I don't want to join your little family!"
Gu Yueyan blushed pretty, and said, "What are you thinking... But tonight, can't we all sleep and talk at night? Xiao Jiu is going to sleep here, are we going to leave you to sleep alone?" room?"
"Escaping alone is better than going up the mountain of swords and falling into the sea of fire with you..." Lin Xianyu muttered, but she was also moved. After all, Lin Xianyu is a gossip girl who loves to join in the fun, like tonight She really didn't want to miss this grand event.
Lin Xianyu said: "Then I will sleep with Xiao Jiu! The two of us will sleep on the edge of the bed farthest from Brother Ren!"
Xiaojiu's nine tails twirled and danced: "Don't"
Qiao Muyi said, "Okay, that's it."
She paused, and then said: "Although everyone is very happy tonight and the situation is a bit special, girls should be more reserved, otherwise it will be bad for plums in the melon field... Let's do this, Xianyu and Xiaojiu sleep on the far left, Xiao Suo and I sleep on the far right, and there is no problem with the distance of three beds."
Ren Xingmei and Gu Yueyan shouted at the same time: "Impossible!"
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Melon field plums
When Qiao Muyi said these words, not only did they feel nothing in their hearts, they even wanted to laugh!
Qiao Muyi curled her lips: "Then what do you think?"
"My brother sleeps in the middle, and... anyway, I'm his sister, and our relationship is the purest, so it's most suitable for me to sleep next to him!" Ren Xingmei gritted her teeth and said this plan.
In fact, she is not very interested in sleeping with Ren Suo, after all, she will definitely not be able to do anything tonight, at most whispering to each other. But as the saying goes, love is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat. If she surrenders her rights tonight, it will be tantamount to letting others move forward.
In the short term, it means that you will feel bad when you sleep tonight; in the long run, the sleep arrangement tonight is a preview of the division of resources for Ren Suo's sleeping in the future!
Never back down!
If you're cowardly now, how will you divide in the future
There are only seven days in a week!
Even if she can use one second as a thousand seconds, she will never let her due rights be damaged! Even want to occupy more!
As far as this aspect is concerned, actually sleeping on the edge of the bed with my elder brother, and completing the monopoly under the watchful eyes of everyone is the best option, just like what Qiao Muyi thought.
But Ren Xingmei also knew that she had no advantage other than money, and she would not be able to achieve complete dominance in tonight's war, so she backed down and let Ren Suo sleep in the middle. She only needed to get 50% of the usage rights.
Gu Yueyan also said: "Well, let Mr. Suo sleep in the middle. Teacher Dong and Sister Qiao are both adults, and they are not married yet. It is not good to sleep next to Mr. Suo, so I will sleep next to him. Not only his lover, but also a child... "
Lin Xianyu couldn't help it at all, covered his mouth and laughed.
Hearing Gu Yueyan say a serious joke, who can resist it!
Ren Xingmei also twitched the corners of her mouth, and glanced at Gu Yueyan's proud figure with imperceptible eyes, her heart was full of envy, jealousy, and inexplicable sadness.
You are still a child like this, so what am I? baby
Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling and Ren Suo couldn't laugh, they looked at each other, and then they all looked at Ren Suo.
After all, on a certain level, Gu Yueyan's words don't seem to be wrong... But everyone can't say these words, otherwise Ren Suo's level of scum will rise to another level.
Qiao Muyi sneered: "So, are you planning to sleep next to Xiaosuo with the two of you, and then I can only sleep with Cheng Ling and watch you fall apart?"
Gu Yueyan pursed her lips tightly and blushed, "No, no way!"
Ren Xingmei also became shy: "How is it possible, you are all beside me, and my brother didn't buy anything..."
Dong Chengling: "I never said I would sleep with you, Xiao Qiao."
Qiao Muyi dragged her voice: "Hey, Xingmei, what do you want your brother to buy? You think about unhealthy fantasies all day long, and you can easily lose control of yourself. You can't sleep next to Xiao Suo like this~"
Gu Yueyan suddenly said: "Little Xingxing, did you sneakily... recommend yourself as a pillow that night?"
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi raised their eyebrows slightly, and Lin Xianyu yelled, "What? Tell me in detail, monitor!"
Ren Xingmei blushed: "No! Yueyan, please be more precise! You were still there that night, how could I do this!? I just, I just... feel that my brother seems a little uncomfortable..."
Gu Yueyan: "There are so many reasons, but this is called a self-recommendation pillow."
Ren Xingmei shook her head and stammered: "The self-recommendation pillow is, I want this and that, it's a big move!? I didn't want to wake you up at that time, I just wanted to use, use my hands... etc!"
Ren Xingmei pointed to Gu Yueyan and said, "Yueyan, do you have the right to say that about me? Who was it that night who blushed and asked me to stay in another room, and asked me to give them an hour of alone time? "
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi opened their eyes wide in shock, and Lin Xianyu said, "What? Little Xingxing, please continue talking."
Gu Yueyan bit her lip and said, "No... I'm not... I was just angry at that time..."
Ren Xingmei: "Why are you angry, I clearly saw you pressing my brother under you and attacking! And you are even willing to let me come for an hour first, and then you come for another hour, second-hand people don't mind."
Ren Suo coughed.
What first-hand and second-hand ones, it seems that he will depreciate them, can you save me some face
Gu Yueyan blushed, hesitated and couldn't say anything, and finally climbed onto the bed with her mouth puckered and hugged Ren Suo to hide her face. Luna gave her a space very considerately, and even hugged Gu Yueyan and Ren Suo together, and said affectionately: "Xiao Yueyue~ Soso~ Let's sleep together~"
Hiding in Ren Suo's arms, Gu Yueyan hammered Ren Suo's chest and whispered, "It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
Ren Suo blinked: What am I to blame? Blame me for taking a cold shower that night
Qiao Muyi snorted, and said, "Both of you have bad criminal records, so you should stay away from Xiaosuo. It seems that Cheng Ling and I can only sleep next to Xiaosuo to protect you. After all, Xiaosuo is also a foursome. If he becomes a monk, it will be bad if he becomes a beast."
Then we really want to thank you! Gu Yueyan, Ren Xingmei, and Xiao Jiu thought to themselves.
Dong Chengling looked at Luna at this time, and asked gently: "Luna, where are you going to sleep tonight?"
Luna hugged Ren Suo and Gu Yue and said, "I want to sleep with Yueyue Suosuo!"
Qiao Muyi narrowed her eyes: "No way, Luna, Xiao Suo will be surrounded by people tonight."
Facing Qiao Muyi, Luna hesitated. She thought about it, and said simply: "Then I'll sleep on it!"
There is such an option!
Qiao Muyi's expression also froze for a moment, no matter how shameless she is, she can't be compared with a catwoman who still has a cat's world view and thinks about giving birth all day long.
Now that Dong Chengling has come back, Qiao Muyi has also given up the idea of killing people, and only wants to use the location arrangement tonight to establish her unquestionable hostess status in one fell swoop, and lay the groundwork for her future plan to grab the most Ren Suo resources. Foreshadowing.
Not to mention that when she is sleeping next to Ren Suo, she can continue to do some little tricks to keep stimulating this group of young girls who have not experienced much in the world. It would be great if she can make any thin-skinned one quit in spite of difficulties.
But looking at Luna, who was wearing thin clothes and sticking out her tongue to lick her face, Qiao Muyi recalled the previous experience that she was almost blackened by Luna's mental shock, and suddenly felt that she might not have dug a hole for herself this time. Yi is just thick-skinned, but Luna is not shameless at all, she is not a human yet!
So Qiao Muyi said decisively: "No! Luna, you and Yueyan should sleep together!"
Luna: "No! I'm going with Soso tonight! Here's my 40 minutes!"
Gu Yueyan: "Sister Qiao, you said that the number of pornographic jokes is almost comparable to that of Xianyu. You have been alone with Mr. Suo many times before. I think you should also sleep on the side!"
Ren Xingmei: "That's right, the younger sister's legitimacy is the highest."
Xiao Jiu wagged her nine tails and said dissatisfiedly, "Xiao Jiu is still a child! Xiao Jiu is the most suitable!"
Lin Xianyu patted Xiao Jiu on the head: "But you are not legal."
Just when everyone was about to quarrel, Dong Chengling suddenly said: "You guys are doing this wrong."
Everyone froze for a moment, then Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and said, "You guys are arguing like this, but you don't care about Suo's opinion, as if Suo is a prize, a trophy, or a tool. You are actually very disrespectful."
Ren Suo, who had been afraid to speak up until now, was moved to tears, and looked eagerly at Dong Chengling, who is indeed Cheng Ling! Sure enough, she is a good woman that I will always like for countless years!
Qiao Muyi blinked: "Cheng Ling, you are right, Xiao Suo, I'm sorry."
Ren Xingmei nodded: "It's our fault, brother, sorry."
Gu Yueyan, who was hiding in Ren Suo's arms, also looked guilty, and kissed Ren Suo lightly, as an apology.
Lin Xianyu sighed: "Then how should we distribute it?"
Dong Chengling continued: "I think it's better for Suo to decide this matter. Where he sleeps and who sleeps next to him, he should have the biggest say."
Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo, touched the back of his right hand lightly, and then Ren Suo felt a slight heat on the back of his neck, and a complex emotion of desire, expectation and malice suddenly invaded his heart
"Suo, how do you plan to arrange it?"
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly, his fox-like eyes narrowed slightly, his eyes were full of amusement, and he said with a light smile, "Okay, then listen to Xiao Suo."
Ren Xingmei crossed her legs, swayed her body, made a gesture of 'counting money' with her right hand, tilted her head and said, "Brother, it's up to you to decide."
Gu Yueyan slightly strengthened her arms around Ren Suo's neck, her eyes flashed brightly, she pursed her lips and said, "Mr. Suo."
Luna didn't know why, so she yelled, "Suoso."
Ren Suo's face froze.
He felt that he had stepped into a thousand-bladed space crack, into a wasteland that was about to be baptized by the doomsday, into the chaotic endless flow of time, into the light of annihilation that destroyed matter.
He looked at the scene of being stared at by everyone, and felt inexplicably terrified. He always felt that in their future, this scene would become a common daily task.
The abyss is on the side, only to die.
No matter how you choose, you will die, and if you don't choose, you will die even more.
Even if Ren Suo himself proposed to sleep in a small room, most of them would be dissatisfied, and would only think that Ren Suo was evading the facts, which is true.
Although escaping is shameful, it is really useful!
Ren Suo silently changed himself into the Ornament of the Seeker, and used the Return of the Demon King to start the journey. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a solution.
He said: "Let's do this. Let's open a group anonymously in the QQ group, and then everyone will say a distribution plan, and then roll the dice. Whoever has the most points will choose whose plan! It cannot be changed!"
Everyone was slightly taken aback, but after thinking about it carefully, they felt that there was no problem.
Random + anonymity can not only show that this is an arrangement of fate, but also arrange the position as you like. It is fair and just, and other people can only bear it even if they refuse to accept it.
Xiao Jiu said: "Xiao Jiu wants too! Xiao Jiu also wants to participate in the distribution!"
"Anything is fine!" Ren Suo said very generously: "You are welcome, you can arrange whatever you want!"
Everyone immediately started to write their own proposals, and even Luna picked up the tablet and typed.
Soon everyone uploaded their plans in the qq group. Ren Suo took a look and found that most people chose to sleep in the middle by themselves, and there was no such extreme exclusive plan.
Everyone else sleeps on the floor, Luna and Soso sleep on the bed... Luna, your plan is too obvious! Anonymity is useless!
But how come there is a plan to let him go to the toilet
But with this plan, Ren Suo's own plan is not too abrupt.
Ren Suo stood up suddenly, went over and rubbed Xiao Jiu's head, and praised: "Xiao Jiu is so cute tonight."
Xiao Jiu giggled, "Big Brother, Xiao Jiu's tail is also very comfortable!"
Lin Xianyu took Xiao Jiu away vigilantly: "Brother Ren, what are you doing?"
"It's nothing... I'm starting to roll the dice!" Ren Suo said loudly while stroking Xiao Jiu's head, Lin Xianyu held Ren Suo's hand and said, "Don't do this, mess up Xiao Jiu's hairstyle, you want to be like me So softly smoothing..."
A gleam in Ren Suo's eyes is now!