Tianjing, the underground research institute, between scattered spirits.
Tianjing time, April 13, 23:40.
"What on earth are you doing here?" Ren Zuo crossed his fingers, and looked down at You Jian, who was feasting, with a speechless face.
"Eat Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, a new product from the Golden Arches."
Lying on the lazy sofa, there was a bucket full of chicken wings next to it, and You Jian, who was full of oil, bit the crispy skin and tender meat of the chicken wings with his teeth, and said while eating, "Oh, I should ask if I have eaten it before." The impressions of people, this is worse than wheat spicy chicken wings, or salt and pepper chicken wings are the best... "
Ren Zuo was speechless: "Didn't you have dinner?"
You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "You need to be hungry to eat? Why don't you poop if you need to. As long as you have the heart, you will always be hungry."
Ren Zuo twitched the corner of his mouth: "Okay, you like to eat or not, but why do you want to eat here?"
You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed: "I'm worried about you. After all, you only have 3 hours to live, so I'm in a bad mood. I'm here to see you off for the last time. I ate Coke chicken wings because I saw this advertisement. In fact, I still want to eat egg yolk crisps, crayfish, soybean juice... "
Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then spread his hands and said: "I take ten thousand steps back, even if you are really in a bad mood, then you should be not thinking about food and drink, not that you want to eat and eat that too!"
You Jian spat out a chicken bone, flicked his ten fingers, and washed away all the oil stains on his fingers with spiritual energy.
He casually asked, "How do you feel?"
Ren Zuo relaxed his body, stood next to the Frozen Throne, looked at the computer screen, and said lightly: "As always."
"Constipation as usual?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren Zuo was neither angry nor smiling.
You Jian pondered for a moment, and said: "You have already appeared in "Top Secret Files", which means that you should have at least 30 birthdays. Let me tell you first, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts. "
Ren Zuo smiled slightly: "In fact, giving gifts is also very interesting. It is a wonderful pleasure to choose a gift suitable for others from your own perspective. For example, I want to give you a tie, and the tie has already been chosen , just waiting for your birthday."
You Jian felt baffled: "Why did you give me a tie?"
"If you have a tie, you need to wear a shirt, and if you wear a shirt, you need to wear better-looking pants. After wearing these, you may change your sports jacket and wear an evening dress. Wearing good-looking clothes will naturally correct your bad habits."
Ren Zuo said: "I didn't like to eat when I was a child, so my mother bought a set of children's tableware with Pokemon patterns. I immediately liked to eat... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation. "
You Jian smiled: "As expected of you, you are full of shit. But if I don't wear a tie, won't I be able to solve your conspiracy?"
Ren Zuo: "At any rate, it's a gift from me, why don't you take it easy?"
You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I'm going to rob houses over there, and I'm killing demons and demons here. Wearing sportswear is the most practical, and it's not convenient to exercise in evening gowns. It's different from a high-ranking young master like you. Just killing people and setting them on fire is already doing everything in their power!"
There are so many fallacies here, Ren Zuo was at a loss for words for a while, so he had to smile wryly and said: "All right, all right, whatever you want."
But You Jian said: "However, what you said is correct. Giving gifts can make others change in the direction you expect. For this reason, I can give you gifts."
Ren Zuo: "Very good, what do you want to give me?"
You Jian: "Small skirt."
Ren Zuo was startled slightly: "Huh?"
You Jian dug his ears, blew a sigh of relief, and said, "Recently, this kind of strange game is very popular on the Internet. It is said that there are only zero or countless times of women's clothing. I wonder if the eunuch culture is revived... Didn't you just say that you want to play games?" Do you respect the gifts others give you? Well, if you are willing to wear the clothes I gave you, then I will wear the tie you gave me."
Ren Zuo couldn't help laughing, tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Why is your mind only spinning fast when you're talking venomously and playing pranks?"
"I turn slowly at other times?"
"It's not that you turn slowly at other times, it should be because of sclerosis of the brain that you can't turn."
Ren Zuo restrained his smile and said gently: "It's ok, let's leave, You Jian."
"It's you, I let you in. This seat clearly said, let this seat quietly spend these ten hours of dark night, and welcome tomorrow's dawn alone."
"I don't need comfort, but you really make me feel better."
With a hey sound, You Jian stood up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you."
"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled and said, "I didn't expect that that lunatic back then has now become a... lunatic who can be considerate of others."
"People laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through." You Jian snorted, "Do you think I did this on purpose? That's right, I did it on purpose. What I hate the most is wearing a mask to cater to others .”
"Whatever I look like is what other people see. Whether I like it or hate it, I don't care what they think. I just want to sing the national anthem at ktv, and drink freshly squeezed juice at the bar! This world is dirty, no It's worth my effort to flatter you."
Ren Zuo smiled and said: "They really took you to ktv and bars, and you really went... Hahaha."
"It seems that this month, almost two years ago, I saw you in the shelter. At that time, you were much more fierce than you are now. You bared your teeth and claws, grinning, and everything you saw was full of shady and conspiracy, and you were proud of it." The earth is against the whole world..."
"However, for this seat, you are also fierce and fierce, and you were beaten to the ground by this seat within a few rounds."
You Jian twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's because I'm recharging my energy to avoid the sharp edge of the enemy!"
Ren Zuo shrugged and said, "Yeah, and then you came to harass me every day... It was too early at that time, and there were only us two awakened people in the shelter, and you, a mad dog, couldn't even imagine it."
"But now that I think about it, I'm actually glad to have someone my age like you around. After all, I was in a bad mood at that time, and I beat you a lot, and I could relieve a lot of hostility..."
You Jian's face was livid, he wanted to do it but dared not, but he was aggrieved if he didn't do it, with a troubled expression on his face.
"Maybe, we are just two bereaved dogs who hurt each other." Ren Zuo said calmly, "I lost my family, and you lost yourself."
You Jian sneered: "That's not considered to be hurting each other. The only one who was injured is me. And I don't have a mourning family. Is there any king in the world? My home is the country."
"Really..." Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, and said: "I have always felt that your will has been distorted by the memory of the past. But because your distorted personality is better than before, everyone just let you go with the flow."
"But over the past two years, I have watched your edges and corners gradually smoothed out, watched you re-taste the taste of truth, goodness and beauty, and watched you find more goals in life... Maybe, I was wrong, you have already defeated fate."
"You are better than me."
You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Ren Zuo for a while, and suddenly said: "I just compromised."
"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memory, but entanglement will stir my brain into a ball of jam, so I compromised, and then digested it slowly, discarding the dross and taking the essence."
Ren Zuo raised his eyebrows slightly, is this the essence
You Jian seemed to be aware of Ren Zuo's thoughts, and said with a sneer, "You will never imagine how stupid his dross side is."
"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and I even changed my self-proclaimed name! It's funny to say, if it was the ordinary me before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all, only after the change , I hate myself for being such a coward! The worst thing is that I'm a fool!"
You Jian looked at Ren Zuo, gritted his teeth and said, "Fate is for trampling. I couldn't do it. It's not bad to see that you, a scumbag, can do it!"
Ren Zuo shook his head and laughed, "'Fate is for trampling' sounds like 'banks are for robbing'..."
"And fate is also on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly: "With the example of Xiangong Renhan before, and the future 30 years later as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?"
Ren Zuo hummed, and said: "I understand, I also want to understand, you should leave first."
You Jian said: "Maybe you need to pee to see how stupid your expression is."
Ren Zuo laughed uncontrollably, covered his face with his hands, and said with a wry smile: "I'm starting to wonder, how bad is your dross side, and there is still room for improvement in your badness?"
Standing next to the Frozen Throne, he looked up at the star projection on the ceiling and said, "You Jian, what is the most beautiful way of death you have ever seen?"
You Jian said: "I was pierced through the Tianmen acupoint by my sword, leaving only a small hole on the forehead."
"The most beautiful way of death I've ever seen is when a person 'pops' and turns into a cloud of blood mist." Ren Zuo said: "There is no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing, and even the blood mist quickly It dissipates, leaving only the clothes in place, like some kind of magic show, where the person just hides, in a place that will never be found."
"Simple and beautiful, without a trace."
"I didn't feel sad at all at the time. It was only after a long, long time that I realized that those who disappeared were actually buried in the blood of the living and became my strength to move on."
"And... become my fear."
Chief Ren took a deep breath and said, "Leave, I won't let you come, it's not because I'm afraid you will worry."
"I just don't want you to see my ugliness."
"Save me some face."
Hearing the pleading hidden in Ren Zuo's joke, You Jian nodded expressionlessly, turned around and walked outside.
"Tomorrow they seem to be holding a birthday party for me. Give me face tomorrow, don't let your mouth smell bad or your tongue... Forget it, can you stop talking tomorrow?"
You Jian stood still: "Don't talk?"
Ren Zuo nodded: "Don't talk."
You Jian: "OK."
He walked all the way to the door of Sanlingjian, but he didn't push the door to leave.
After hesitating for a long time, You Jian gritted his teeth, turned his head and said, "Congratulations on your birthday...huh?"
The home-style Frozen Throne that was held up by the iceberg, surrounded by countless ice sculptures of strong men, and even had waist pillows and neck pillows and cushions, was empty at this moment.
Only the screen that was still displayed, the hot tea on the stand next to it, and the warmth of the cushion proved that someone was indeed sitting on it just now.
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At the same time, Los Angeles, which is 15 hours behind the Tianjing time, is now at 9:00 am on April 13, the opening time of Disneyland in California.
What Ren Suo and the others played yesterday was not actually a Disneyland, but an adventure park with exciting games such as electric facilities. Today, it is the real fairy tale world Disneyland.
""Tomorrow's Calamity" is being uploaded. Because the player uses special items in the game, the game record will be uploaded and then the customs clearance will be settled. Please wait..."
Ren Suo turned off his phone and heard Lin Xianyu exclaiming, "Wow, can we go into Sleeping Beauty's Castle?"
They are now located in the central square of the park, just to the north is the Sleeping Beauty Castle with a blue roof and white walls. Gu Yueyan held the map and said: "There seem to be many souvenir shops in the castle, and after passing through the castle is the "Fantasy Land". But our fp (fast track) is to make an appointment to go to "Tomorrowland", so we should go east. "
Ren Suo leaned over to glance at the map, clicked his tongue and said, "This place is so big, can you finish playing in one day?"
Ren Xingmei: "We can take the Incredibles train to other places quickly."
Lin Xianyu snorted, and walked away from Ren Suo with a look of disgust. Ren Suo said helplessly, "I'm sorry."
"It's useful to say I'm sorry, why do you need the police?" Lin Xianyu said angrily, "Would you dare to do it next time?"
"Dare to do it next time."
The first time I saw Lin Xianyu flaunting his teeth and claws at Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi asked curiously, "What did Xiao Suo do? Xianyu, you are so angry."
"Brother Ren came to mess with me early in the morning!" Lin Xianyu said angrily.
Everyone looked at Ren Suo in surprise. We waited in the room all night, but you went to find Lin Xianyu after we fell asleep
what is this? There is a whole feast of Man and Han at home, so you have to go out to play wild
However, the old god Ren Suo was there, with a calm face, and he looked like a virgin, so Dong Chengling asked, "What happened?"
I saw Lin Xianyu pulled Xiao Jiu over, and said with a sad face: "Three hours ago, I, a beautiful girl like a flower and jade, was gently holding Xiao Jiu to swim in Alice in Wonderland..."
Xiao Jiu said indifferently: "Your saliva makes Xiao Jiu's tail wet, and there are more than one of them."
"Then a sinful hand reached out to me, and it forced me to wake up!" Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said, "Forget about trespassing on the beautiful girl's room and waking up the sleeping beautiful girl. Did you say something to me?"
"What did you say?" Gu Yueyan asked curiously, but she knew that Lin Xianyu had a good temper, and she would hardly get angry under normal circumstances. Once she got angry, she would explode on the spot, and she would never waste her precious time by being angry for a few hours. Game of Life.
"He asked me if I wanted to eat fried chicken." Lin Xianyu said super angrily: "Then he took out a fried chicken bucket!"
"He woke Xiaojiu up and asked, but Xiaojiu said he wouldn't eat it. Then he ignored the bucket of fried chicken, put it down and left, left!"
Everyone was dazed when they heard this, and turned to look at Ren Suo. Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I couldn't sleep early in the morning and wanted to eat fried chicken, so I got an extra takeaway. I don't think the rest of you like it. So I gave it to Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu."
As for how Ren Suo got into the room, he didn't say, and everyone didn't ask them. There are many ways for monks of this level to get into the hotel room.
Of course, the truth is definitely not the case. Ren Suo just wanted to ask Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu to borrow krypton gold, but he always had to find an excuse, so he used the "Unlimited Fried Chicken Set" to change it out. Xiaojiu and Lin Xianyu are not very strong, but they are also supernatural beings. They sleep almost at 6 o'clock in the morning. They will definitely wake up if they are touched by others. It is better for Ren Suo to take the initiative.
Gu Yueyan asked: "Xianyu, are you angry that Mr. Suo entered your room without authorization?"
Lin Xianyu nodded heavily: "Yes! You really disrespect me!"
Ren Suo scratched his head: "But the hotel doesn't have an alarm... You can't knock on the door, right?"
Qiao Muyi thought for a while, then suddenly asked with a smile: "By the way, since Xiao Suo asked you if you want to eat fried chicken, how did you answer?"
Lin Xianyu froze for a moment, and muttered: "Brother Ren bewitched me, a beautiful girl who hasn't woken up, and made me eat a whole bucket of fried chicken!"
In fact, it was Ren Suo who used the "Magic Sound and Magic Fragrance"'s "If it's just like the first time I saw it", and used questions to calm Lin Xianyu down quickly.
"It's a full bucket!" Lin Xianyu said with grief and indignation: "God knows why it's so delicious. How long will I have to practice and exercise to reduce the soaring calories!"
"Brother Ren is all to blame for messing with me with fried chicken early in the morning! And he said he would dare to do it next time!"
Ren Suo said: "But you and I can eat anytime and anywhere, and you are still in the puberty period, so eat more." He laid enough foreshadowing for himself to seek luck from Lin Xianyu in the future.
Lin Xianyu said angrily: "You feed milk to the squad leader and fried chicken to me. Is this something people do!?"
Gu Yueyan's pretty face flushed instantly, and Ren Suo was taken aback for a moment: "I don't drink milk myself, how could I give Yueyan..."
"Okay." Ren Xingmei pulled Ren Suo away directly, and said excitedly: "If you don't leave our fp, it will expire!"
Take the spaceship "Starflyer 1000" for interstellar roaming, but everyone is not a fan of "Star Wars", so it's over after playing it once, and then excitedly went to play Buzz Lightyear vs. Zac King. On the scene, a child asked Zach loudly Why is the king of heaven not an angel, but a big toy that looks like a devil.
Experience the space mountain of space travel, drive the car rampage of Car Story, the most exciting thing is Splash Mountain, take a log boat through the forest, and experience a 47° inclined torrent bravely, making rain flowers all over the sky.
But no one bought a raincoat. After all, even Xiaojiu and Lin Xianyu among them could cast "clothes" to keep out the rain. Other passengers who were wearing raincoats and were soaked saw them leave without getting wet, and deeply doubted themselves. Is not a victim of genuine goods.
When buying accessories at Minnie's House, Ren Suo picked up a rabbit ear, and suddenly became terrified, and sneaked behind Dong Chengling to put it on for her.
Dong Chengling froze for a moment, turned his head to look in the mirror, touched the rabbit's ears a little uncomfortable, and asked, "Does it look good?"
"The most beautiful thing in the world." Ren Suo laughed.
Qiao Muyi coughed beside him, Ren Suo searched in the store, and soon found a suitable accessory for Qiao Muyi: "Master Mu, come here!"
Qiao Muyi looked at herself wearing the crown in the mirror, she felt happy but her face was expressionless, and asked, "Does it look good?"
"nice!"
"No evaluation? No. 1 in the world or something."
"emmm..." Ren Suo thought for a while, "Looks like a flying fairy?"
"Your praise ability is as inferior as a dwarf." Qiao Muyi put his arms around Ren Suo, and a smile filled his eyes: "Punish you to eat poisonous apples."
"Poison apple?"
"The color number of my lipstick today is apple red."
Suddenly, a gentle meow sounded, Ren Suo and Qiao Muyi turned their heads to look, and found that Gu Yueyan was wearing cat ears, covering her face with big cat claw gloves, and Lin Xianyu was encouraging her: "Very good! Do it again! Super nice!"
"No!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, "I won't wear this anymore!"
At this time, Lin Xianyu whispered something in Gu Yueyan's ear. Gu Yueyan subconsciously glanced at Ren Suo, blushed and continued to wear cat ears and cat claw gloves, and then went to buy ankle rings and bracelets. class of jewelry.
After successfully seducing the innocent class monitor, Lin Xianyu grinned, and suddenly saw something, and said in surprise, "Little Xingxing, you..."
Ren Xingmei, who was wearing a dark blue princess dress, shrugged: "You can buy Elsa's dress from "Frozen" here, it's very authentic."
Lin Xianyu said enviously: "You can buy it, but it's a price that bothers me... But do you think the clothes are suitable for Xiao Xingxing?"
"It's suitable, you can say it's just right." Ren Xingmei fiddled with her skirt in front of the mirror, causing many tourists to watch and take pictures. Today, Ren Xingmei just wore a ponytail. Although she is not blonde, her temperament fits the animation character quite well.
Lin Xianyu: "But this suit should be regarded as children's clothing... right?"
Ren Xingmei said calmly, "It's a girl's outfit."
"Really, it's all written there"
"It's girls' clothes."
"All right."
In the afternoon, I went to visit the areas of "Wild Land", "Adventure World", and "Fantasy Land", and the sky quickly darkened.
By the time Ren Suo and the others finished their meal, it was nearly 8 o'clock.
The parade of lantern floats and the fireworks show are about to start, so they walked to the central square where Sleeping Beauty Castle is located, which is the best viewing point.
"Is there too many people here?" Ren Suo looked at the dense crowd in front of him and scratched his head.
There are a lot of tourists who think like them, and in order to free up the moving area of the floats, there is only a small area in the central square where they can stop. Passengers either stand far away or crowd out to see.
Everyone looked at each other, Qiao Muyi said: "If you want to get closer, you can definitely ask the people in front to give us a seat."
The others instantly understood Qiao Muyi's intention: to give way, but in fact, he used four turns to force the passengers in front to give way.
Dong Chengling shook his head: "No. Let's choose another place with a better perspective?"
Qiao Muyi spread her hands: "The good places must have been taken. It's hard to come to Disney, you can't leave any regrets, right?"
Just when everyone was about to quarrel, Ren Suo suddenly said, "Go there."
Everyone followed his directions and saw Sleeping Beauty Castle, the tallest building in the central square.
"Is it possible to enter the castle tower?" Lin Xianyu asked.
"Ordinary people shouldn't be allowed in." Ren Xingmei said, "But we... Teacher Youdong."
Then everyone teleported to the upper floors of the Sleeping Beauty castle tower one by one in a corner that no one else could see.
The tower is not open to the public, but the inside is not deserted, but there are tables, chairs, and even air-conditioning, which seems to be a rest room for the staff.
Lin Xianyu leaned against the window sill, and said with a hint of longing: "Watching the fireworks show in the castle... Finally, one item in my dream list has come true!"
Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Dream list? Do you have many dreams?"
Salted fish also have dreams
"Yes!" Lin Xianyu said, "For example, becoming an all-knowing super god, for example, being able to support yourself by playing games every day, for example, finding a lover who perfectly matches your personality..."
The corners of Gu Yueyan's mouth twitched: "This should be your daydream list, right?"
Ren Xingmei said with some reluctance: "After watching this performance, the trip to Disney is completely over."
Xiao Jiu held up the black cat and said: "Xiao Jiu wants to do it again! Luna wants to do it again after becoming a human!"
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Then let's do it again, but next time we don't have to travel so far. There are also Disneyland in Shenhai and Hong Kong, and there is also Tokyo, and the themes are different."
Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and asked with a smile, "Suo, do you want to come again?"
"certainly."
Ren Suo said softly: "Next time, we also want to come with the whole family."
At this moment, everyone felt the phone vibrate. Ren Suo took out his phone and saw a message pop up on the screen:
"The 'Ren Naiser' you follow has contributed a new video."
Lin Xianyu was surprised and said, "Updating 4 videos in half a month, this Neiser is as productive as a sow."