Walking out of the bathtub, drying the water droplets on her body with a large towel, Lin Xianyu walked to the mirror, biting the hair tie and using the hair dryer to blow her hair soft.
She thought about it, and instead of wearing a high ponytail, she wore a ponytail with side-slung shoulders, which is the particularly dangerous hairstyle of a good wife and mother that often appears in anime. to your hairstyle.
Lin Xianyu looked at the clothes in the changing basket, and his face turned dark.
No clothes, just a set of blood drop underwear!
Alas, the shy little brother who would blush when healed my arm is gone forever.
Lin Xian walked out of the bathroom angrily, and said loudly, "Brother Ren, you pervert!"
In the bedroom, Ren Suo was lying on the lazy sofa playing console games, and said calmly, "What's wrong with being a pervert?"
Lin Xianyu lay down on the bed angrily, rolled around, glanced at the screen, and asked, "Why did you suddenly start playing Super Mario?"
Ren Suo said: "Review, Xiaotian is about the same age, it's time to take him to review the classic games I like."
Lin Xianyu twitched the corners of his mouth: "You might as well count on Xiao Xingshi and Xiao Wuxia, Xiao Xiyue and Xiao Heiyin are also fine, Xiaotian... Xiaotian probably doesn't have much interest in playing games."
Ren Suo was a little distressed: "But father taking his son to relive the classic games of the old era is the part of the plot that I have been looking forward to for a long time... This is the plan I prepared after Xiaotian was born. What kind of game, first is a puzzle game, then a domestic classic emotional rpg, and then... "
Lin Xianyu said: "I think this is like your father sharing Teresa Teng's song with you. The huge gap and aesthetic gap dooms you to understand each other. But if it is Xiaotian, he may pity him who lives in the old times. Dad, clear the game carefully, and even write an after-play review, so that Dad can share the joy."
Ren Suo: "... your ability to complain is no longer as good as Mu Gongzi."
Lin Xianyu: "I've always been good at complaining, but I'm not as good at fighting as sister Qiao, so I only dare to complain in my heart and dare not speak out."
Ren Suo: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten by me?"
Lin Xianyu: "Hurry up then, why do you think I'm telling you so much? I've washed and put on your favorite underwear for nothing, yet you're still playing Super Mario?"
Ren Suo quickly threw away the handle and climbed onto the bed, but Lin Xianyu pushed him away first, and asked, "Are you sure there is no problem tonight?"
Ren Suobi made an 'ok' gesture, "I've made all the preparations, and I promise there will be no mistakes."
Lin Xianyu tilted his head to look at him: "Actually, you have five beautiful wives in your family, why did you come to me?"
Ren Suo spread his hands: "Didn't I get kicked out..."
Lin Xianyu snorted: "I was kicked out only to think of me?"
Speaking of the relationship between Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu, it is quite amazing. They actually didn't intend to develop in this direction, but when they played a two-person team game a few years ago, they got a 140-point evaluation of "Eternal Love" for the first time after clearing the customs. The two were so excited that they couldn't help themselves, and then Rolled to a bed in a daze.
There is no romance, no thrills, not even romanticism, they just get along with each other while playing, and it is as natural as a concave sauce and a convex gentleman.
And Lin Xianyu's needs are very small, not to mention Luna, Qiao Muyi, and Gu Yueyan, the three ruthless harvesters who make Ren Suo want to live and die, and even Ren Xingmei, who only likes clingy people, and Tian Jingdong. Cheng Ling is also more lustful than Lin Xianyu.
Unless Ren Suo takes the initiative to find her, Lin Xianyu will only find Ren Suo once in two or three months for a love game discussion. Due to the low frequency, the underground relationship between the two actually lasted for two or three years, and it has not been discovered yet.
In fact, this also has a lot to do with the complexity of Ren Suo's family. After all, even if a wife finds out that Ren Suo has disappeared suddenly, she will guess that Ren Suo has gone to deliver food to other wives.
"But, to be honest, why did you take the initiative to come to me?" Lin Xianyu put his hands on his hips and asked seriously: "Although I am beautiful, they are also beautiful, and you can take turns every day, but you still come here from time to time Find me... Could it be that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"
Ren Suo thought for a while and said, "How should I put it... For me, there is no one that is more fragrant. You all bring me unique feelings."
"Chengling is like a pool of spring water, with endless aftertaste; Yueyan is like strawberry-flavored ice cream, so sweet that it makes me melt; my sister is like a summer melon, refreshing, sweet and hearty; Mu Gongzi is the sea, sometimes The turbulent waves are sometimes calm, sometimes vortex, and sometimes tornado, and must not be provoked; Luna, Luna is a little bit more powerful, basically I turn into spring water, ice cream, cantaloupe and sea to take care of her."
"And Xianyu, you are different from them, you are a cloud basking in the sun." Ren Suo paused, and added: "Same as me."
Lin Xianyu: "You mean you are in a good mood?"
Ren Suo: "Eh... If you insist on understanding it this way, it's not impossible."
Lin Xianyu looked at Ren Suo with contempt, and shook his head: "It's been so many years, Brother Ren, why haven't you made any progress at all. You used to dare to propose to five people at once, but now you can talk about things in front of women as if nothing happened. Talking about the user experience of my five wives is really perverted."
Ren Suo: "I'm not talking bad about them! And you asked me why I came to you!"
Lin Xianyu: "You just need to say, 'Because Miss Xianyu is a beautiful girl who meets once in four thousand years' and that's all right! I will accept this reason!"
Ren Suo: "... Conscience is used less, it can't be wasted like this."
Lin Xianyu: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you can sleep on the sofa in the living room tonight."
Ren Suo fought back with dirty jokes: "Oh? You mean to change the battlefield to the living room tonight?"
Although the two were bickering, they didn't stop their hands, but at this moment Lin Xianyu suddenly pushed him away again.
Lin Xianyu turned his head to the side and thought for a while, then asked, "Did you bring that?"
It took Ren Suo three seconds to understand what Lin Xianyu was talking about: "No. Why would we monks bring that?"
Lin Xianyu kicked Ren Suo away, and pulled the quilt to cover herself: "No, today seems to be a dangerous period, you go to sleep in the living room."
Ren Suo was dumbfounded: "Wait, Xianyu, think about what we are! I am now a rank six monk, and you are also a rank five monk. Do you know how low our chances of getting into the soul are? Anyway, there are so many digits after the decimal point, I can’t count them.”
Lin Xianyu was not bewitched by Ren Suo at all, and shook his head and said: "Probability is only meaningful to social statistics, and it has no reference value when it comes to individual individuals."
She glanced at Ren Suo: "Besides, no matter how low our chance is, can it still be lower than you and Luna? Xiao Heiyin is simply a biological miracle, and the probability of all 100 consecutive draws being ssr is also lower than yours The probability of giving birth to a small black tone is high."
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly. In the past ten years, the crystallization of love between humans and monsters is really the only one in his family.
Lin Xianyu murmured: "What's more, I am the strongest luck king, and you are the strongest unlucky king. Together, we will be good and bad spirits. Maybe there will be one."
Ren Suo pondered for a while, then fell asleep next to Lin Xianyu, and said, "Then... if you have one, then you can move to our house."
Lin Xianyu snapped: "I have my own big flat, so I have to squeeze into your villa? Although your house is much bigger than mine..."
Ren Suo: "I mean, I will take care of you for the rest of your life."
Lin Xianyu shook his head: "I don't really want to eat your rice."
Ren Suo raised his head and looked at her: "Then what do you want? I have always wanted to ask you when you will marry me. Although I have reservations every night, it is only night, but Xianyu like me They are unemployed vagrants who play games full-time, and it is our turn during the day, we can announce what during the day, and it will not conflict with their arrangements."
Lin Xianyu: "... who told you that I will definitely marry you?"
Ren Suo looked shocked: "Don't you think you can escape from my palm?"
Lin Xianyu snorted: "Are you the villain who appeared in a domestic TV series made of sand sculptures? I'm starting to get scared."
Ren Suo said solemnly: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person."
Lin Xianyu chuckled, and said helplessly, "But I'm really not ready yet."
"When you appeared, my life plan was disrupted. Although I didn't have any life plan, but... I never thought that I would become one-sixth of someone, ah, no, it may be one-seventh in the future " Lin Xianyu cupped his hands: "I thought you were Zhang Wuji before, but I didn't expect you to be Lord Wei!"
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "How can there be seven..."
"Save your words to deceive ghosts." Lin Xianyu snorted, and said again: "And I'm also a girl, I still have a little fantasy about getting married...but you broke all my fantasies .”
Ren Suo was dissatisfied: "Where am I not in line with breaking your fantasy? Happiness, loyalty, mutual support, respect for each other, what did I fail to do?"
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth: "Does your loyalty mean inviting more women to marry together? Is your family not enough people to play mahjong?"
"I'm not such a casual man!" Ren Suo said, "You are the only new candidate in the past ten years!"
"You seem to be quite loyal when you say that." Lin Xianyu complained.
The two laughed for a while, Ren Suo restrained his smile and asked seriously: "Then what are you going to do?"
"I don't know." Lin Xianyu said quietly: "It's very happy to play with you casually, but if I marry you... I always feel like I've lost."
Lin Xianyu's mood is really complicated.
First of all, she knew that it was impossible for her to leave Ren Suo. The small world game console alone meant that they would be infinitely entangled and inseparable like the DNA double helix structure in this life.
Emotionally, Lin Xianyu knew very early on that Ren Suo was a soul mate who perfectly matched her in every aspect, and they were the missing half of each other.
Even if she has not experienced the hardships of life and death, Lin Xianyu has already determined that Ren Suo is her ideal in the world.
On the contrary, joints such as jealousy and jealousy are easy to solve. After all, ten years have passed, Ren Suo has five children, and Lin Xianyu's three views have been broken and reorganized countless times. Don't look at what she said as if she was very dissatisfied, but she has actually fully accepted the fact that she was raped by Ren Suo.
But Lin Xianyu was just upset.
How to put it, it feels like you are optimistic about a house this year, but feel that the property price continues to rise this year, so you want to wait for it to drop in price before selling it.
Then this price increase is ten years.
Lin Xianyu liked Ren Suo ten years ago, but Dong Chengling liked Ren Suo at that time, so she waited until Ren Suo was dumped, and then thought about how to get close to this little brother.
At that time, Lin Xianyu was very Buddhist, and felt that if he could talk about love, he would talk about it, and it didn't matter if he didn't have to.
Unexpectedly, waiting and waiting, Ren Suo has five children, and now she joins this big family...
The house that could have been bought ten years ago had to be bought at several times the price this year, and what I bought was still one-sixth of the property...or even one-seventh of the property...
Although Lin Xianyu may not have been able to succeed ten years ago, after all, her competitors were outrageously tough, but what makes people regret is often not what she didn't succeed, but what she didn't try.
This kind of regret for missing the right investment opportunity made Lin Xianyu quite entangled.
She thought for a while, and suddenly asked: "You said it quite simply, so have you told those in your family?"
Ren Suo shook his head: "Not yet, of course I have to ask you about this matter first, so that you can be mentally prepared and add a few defensive spells to yourself at all times, so that I can go to them with confidence."
Lin Xianyu nodded: "It's okay, you also know that you should take precautions before they happen, otherwise I won't know how to die."
Speaking of this, Lin Xianyu took the initiative to put his arms around Ren Suo, and said lazily: "Oh... I'm still a little afraid of snatching things from them." Although there is a high probability that they will accept me, after all, we have known each other for many years, and they should have expected it, but... "
Ren Suo spread his hands: "But you have to face it. Now I'm looking for you to be sneaky. You are afraid of having children, and you don't have a honeymoon trip. Strictly speaking, our current state is immoral and ruined. It's dangerous, so marriage is still necessary."
Lin Xianyu tilted his head and asked, "But isn't this more exciting?"
Ren Suo's eyes flashed brightly: "Then let's carry it out to the end."
Boom!
The spiritual energy in the space suddenly vibrated continuously, and the two of them froze immediately!
Seven-turn spell, "Eight-door Golden Lock"!
Completely block all life forms in a certain area, including eight blockade effects such as preventing space movement, preventing cyclone rotation, preventing spells from taking effect, and suppressing the actions of living beings.
At the same time, five figures gently fell into the room.
"It's not the right time."
Qiao Muyi said with a playful voice: "I thought I could see Xiao Suo's strange expression of surprise and flushing."
"Sister Qiao, haven't you seen it?"
Ren Xingmei smiled and revealed Ren Suo's background: "I wanted to talk to Yueyan about the college's recruitment that day, and asked Sister Ling to send me there, and then I saw brother and Yueyan in the office... Fortunately, Yueyan's office is separate office."
"Little Xingxing, you promised not to tell the truth!"
Gu Yueyan blushed, bit her lips and said, "And Xianyu, didn't you always say that Mr. Suo is a pit of fire? How come you jumped into it now?"
"Yuyu, I have your underwear too!"
Luna looked at the layout of the room curiously: "Yuyu, your room is so cute, I want to arrange mine like this."
"Suo, Xianyu."
With a light swipe, Dong Chengling released the physical constraints of Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu. She asked calmly, "Okay, if you have anything to say, just say it."
These words sounded full of a sense of threat of 'If you don't say it now, you won't be able to say it later'.
Lin Xianyu blinked, she pulled the quilt to cover herself, looked around calmly, and after three seconds, she suddenly showed a look of horror: "Huh?"
"Brother Ren, what did you do? Why are you on my bed? Why am I wearing such shameful underwear?" Lin Xianyu looked in disbelief: "Could it be, could it be that you used the new game console you got from the small world on me?" A hypnotic spell!?"
Ren Suo ignored Lin Xianyu's trickery, and asked with a confused face: "Wait, let me understand why you found this place?"
The five people looked at each other, and Dong Chengling said: "Suo, you are indeed well prepared, and even unilaterally confused my command spell. I can only feel that you are in your den."
Qiao Muyi also said: "You even confuse the "Eye of Truth", I can only see the picture of you playing games. "
Gu Yueyan snorted: "But we are your wives, if you raise your tail, we will know that you are shitting."
Luna: "Where did Soso get his tail... the one in front?"
Ren Xingmei smiled slightly, and said: "A wise man is bound to make a mistake if he thinks about it. That's right, brother, you have indeed taken countermeasures in all aspects in advance, but there is only one thing that completely exposed that you didn't play games tonight."
Ren Suo racked his brains to think, but still couldn't figure it out, so he asked helplessly, "Where did I show my flaws?"
Ren Xingmei: "We can see from the sbeam friend list that your last online time was 22 hours ago."
Ren Suo: "..."