Among the seven people present, Gu Yueyan was the most angry. Mobile terminal
Her husband cheated on her best friend, and the anger of double betrayal made her turn into a streamer and run behind Ren Suo. The silver moonlight rope extending from the five fingers of her right hand expertly tied Ren Suo tightly.
"Captured on the spot, six of the seven beauties who appeared beside you have become your women." Gu Yueyan said viciously: "Mr. Suo, you can't go on like this. After we go back, we can only take you..."
Ren Suo's eyes flickered with a strange light, his breath was dark and difficult to understand, and the blocked aura started to vibrate!
A dark aura ignited on Qiao Muyi's body, and with one thought, a storm of fear swept the audience;
Ren Xingmei's figure is blurred, she has escaped into the imaginary time, and has already launched an attack on another level;
Dong Chengling's eyes glowed with golden light, and his aura was shaking, as if the sky and the earth were falling like a raging tide!
Luna stared curiously at Luo Xiaohei's pillow.
Lin Xianyu's face hurts watching from the side. This is one of the reasons why she refuses to join the Ren Suo family. Every time the family quarrels are too exaggerated!
It’s actually okay now. If Xiaotianxiaowuxia and them grow up in another ten or twenty years, the fight will not be a 55 team game. A family quarrel is equivalent to a small world game machine. The natural and man-made disasters of the game make the whole world tremble.
However, all the blockades by the wives were in vain. Ren Suo's body suddenly appeared, and disappeared from the sky in an instant. It can be triggered in any state, and can directly dispel all negative effects on the body, and provide absolute magic immunity for 5 seconds. It has an 8-star priority, and aura spells below the eighth turn are completely ineffective against him. Brother Ren must now use "So Close to the End of the World" escaped! "
"He can't escape." Dong Chengling said lightly.
The corners of Qiao Muyi's mouth curled up, and he sat on the bed and said leisurely, "He doesn't plan to run away for long, he has already figured out how to please us...don't be corrupted by his sugar-coated cannonballs."
"Absolutely not!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, "This time he got the stolen goods at the same time, and he must definitely make him pay the price!"
Lin Xianyu's face was black when he heard this, is she a human being or a stolen goods
"The front foot made a request to sleep with our big quilt, and then went to Xianyu to whisper to each other, betting on both sides and winning on both sides. My brother's investment strategy is no worse than mine." Ren Xingmei snorted and laughed.
Luna picked up the Luo Xiaohei doll: "Yuyu, I took this doll away."
Dong Chengling said: "Tomorrow we all have our own affairs, so if this matter is delayed, it will have to be postponed until next week. At that time, the deterrent effect on my dear will not be enough... Before the sun rises tomorrow, we must put this matter to rest." It's settled."
Lin Xianyu shuddered. Dong Chengling's words sounded as if Ren Suo would not be able to see the sun tomorrow.
Dong Chengling said calmly: "Everyone, according to the plan made before departure, take my dear back. There are only a few places he can go tonight."
"Wait." Lin Xianyu reminded: "The cooling time of the ability of "Heavenly God" is very short, even if you can find Big Brother Ren, you may not be able to use magic restrictions to prevent him from escaping..."
Dong Chengling smiled slightly: "If you want my dear to stay obediently, you don't need magic spells. By the way, Xianyu, what is your plan when things come to this?"
Qiao Muyi said, "I'll take care of Xianyu's matter, you guys go."
Lin Xianyu's heart was full of alarm bells, but before she could say 'no', Dong Chengling said decisively: "Okay, then leave it to Xiao Qiao. Yueyan, Xingmei, Luna, let's go .”
As the aura continued to vibrate, the four of them teleported away one after another, leaving only Qiao Muyi and Lin Xianyu in Nuo Da's bedroom.
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but hugged the pillow and hid in the corner of the bed, but Qiao Muyi walked leisurely to open her wardrobe. After looking at it for a while, Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Xiao Suo has played a lot of tricks with you."
Lin Xianyu pretended to be stupid: "What, what? Tonight is actually the first time that Big Brother Ren has seduced me... the second time."
"Stop pretending, Xiao Suo bought a set of underwear for all of us." Qiao Muyi took out a set of naked-back maid outfits from the closet, climbed onto the bed and approached Lin Xianyu, with Lin Xianyu's expression on her face. Xianyu is quite familiar with the mischievous smile.
Lin Xianyu trembled like a sardine being stared at by a shark, and stammered, "I, I may have been brainwashed by Big Brother Ren's charm spell, maybe four or five times? Or seven or eight times ?”
"About three years?" Qiao Muyi suddenly threw out an accurate time.
Lin Xianyu froze for a moment, knowing that he couldn't blame Ren Suo all the blame, so he could only ask with a bitter face: "Sister Qiao, you already knew?"
"Well, how should I put it, in fact, you and Xiao Suo usually behave very well, and the state of your relationship is almost as silly as usual, but..." Qiao Muyi lifted Lin Xianyu's chin, and said with a smile: "I One day three years ago, I found out that you were no longer a virgin."
Lin Xianyu's eyes widened: "Can you see this?"
"There is still a big gap between being moistened and not being moistened." Qiao Muyi smiled and said: "At that time, you were like... a salted fish turned over and shone brightly, and your whole body exuded the sour smell of love. Others You might think that something good happened to you, but I am the woman who rules the countermeasure branch of Lien Province."
As expected of a woman who made all the monks in the countermeasure branch dare not speak out through black history, Qiao Muyi's observation ability was almost incomprehensible, and Lin Xianyu had no choice but to admit it.
"So... what is your plan?" Qiao Muyi approached Lin Xianyu: "Will you be my bed warming maid, room maid, or personal maid?"
"...I choose to marry Big Brother Ren." Faced with such a choice of hell, Lin Xianyu chose to accept his fate.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said: "Is this really good? We already have five people now, if you add it in, it will be six people, and seven days a week is almost not enough."
Lin Xianyu suddenly asked curiously: "If I say I want to leave him, what will you do?"
Qiao Muyi shrugged: "It depends on the situation. After all, you know all the secrets of Xiao Suo, so I must ask Xiao Suo.
If Xiaosuo is also willing to be happy with each other and separate peacefully, then hello, hello, hello everyone.
If Xiao Suo is unwilling..."
Lin Xianyu: "If he doesn't want to... what will happen to you, sister Qiao?"
Qiao Muyi leaned close to Lin Xianyu's ear, and his voice was smooth and soft like a poisonous snake: "Then I'll tie you up... When he gets tired of him... I'll let you go..."
Lin Xianyu's scalp was numb when he heard it, and his whole body trembled with sweat. Qiao Muyi suddenly laughed and said, "I'm just joking, there is Cheng Ling at home, and Xiao Suo is not that kind of person, and it's against the law. But the head of Lian province's countermeasures branch, how could I do this~?"
Lin Xianyu felt that among Qiao Muyi's words, only the sentence "I am the head of the countermeasure branch of Lian province" is true, and she really has the ability to put her intentions into practice and settle all bad influences.
Over the years, Qiao Muyi's feelings for Ren Suo have not changed, or become more and more intense. If Ren Suo is unhappy, it can only be that she makes Ren Suo unhappy. Will impose a demon king trial judgment!
Lin Xianyu quickly stated: "I will be the bride of Brother Ren! Definitely! Definitely! And absolutely sure!"
Qiao Muyi looked at Lin Xianyu with great interest, and raised the bare-backed maid outfit in her hand: "Then you can change into this suit."
"Huh?" Lin Xianyu was taken aback: "Why?"
"Because he didn't buy it for me, but he bought it for you, which means he thinks you are more suitable for this suit." Qiao Muyi said with a smile: "I want to enjoy the scenery he likes."
Lin Xianyu repeatedly shook his head and refused, and kept backing away: "This, that, I only wear this kind of clothes to please men, I don't plan to wear them for women..."
"There are only two of us left now, do you think your rejection is meaningful?" Qiao Muyi leaned closer to Lin Xianyu: "We will be sisters in the future, you don't need to be shy..."
"Sister Qiao, sister Qiao doesn't want it!"
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Ren Suo teleported out of the encirclement with only his underpants on, and didn't stop until he had escaped far enough.
Ren Suo stood on the roof of the building, and after snapping his fingers, a set of 7-star props "Emperor's New Clothes" appeared on his body. He directly transformed the clothes on his body according to what he wanted, but the clothes were only optical effects , is not a physical object and cannot be used for discounted sales.
His choice to escape in that situation was not in a panic, but after careful consideration.
Running away is shameful, but it's really useful.
This is the life experience he has gained in the past ten years.
Once caught in the siege of five people, Ren Suo will definitely not be able to eat and walk around. He is afraid that he will be scolded bloody, and he will even have to accept the second consecutive bombing by Ren Ma and Ren Dad before he can give up.
But as long as you escape successfully and break through one by one, all incidents can be eliminated invisibly.
When the five of them are together, Ren Suo will be endlessly stunned, slowed down, crit hit and even taken away in waves, but when they are alone, Ren Suo, the killing god, can single-handedly catch them and defeat them one by one, and finally can achieve 15 anti-kill Jedi comeback.
Based on Ren Suo's accumulated experience over the years, he has prepared specific strategies for each of them.
First of all, Luna, Luna is the most talkative, as long as Ren Suo is licked by her obediently, she will tolerate Ren Suo's mistakes like a big sister.
Then there is Gu Yueyan, don't look at Yueyan who looks the most angry and stern, but as long as Ren Suo doesn't care about anything, stop her mouth first, and then bombard her with violent sugar-coated shells to soften her, Yueyan is almost 100 100% fall.
After that came Ren Xingmei, and the younger sister was a little bit troublesome. He needed the elder brother Ren Suo to go to her to act like a baby and call her older sister to give up.
Facing Dong Chengling, you can only admit your mistakes obediently. Generally speaking, as long as you do this, Cheng Ling will forgive him, but if Cheng Ling is still angry, Ren Suo can only use sugar-coated cannonballs like he did in the attack on Gu Yueyan, but he must follow the steps, first admit his mistakes, and then sugar-coat the cannonballs.
As for Qiao Muyi... Mr. Mu is actually the easiest, but also the most troublesome. If Ren Suo does something wrong, Mr. Mu will punish Ren Suo. The content of the punishment depends entirely on her mood at the time. Sometimes it only needs a kiss from Ren Suo, and sometimes it needs Ren Suo to be exhausted... Anyway, her punishment is very good. Deterrent.
However, before sounding the counterattack horn, Ren Suo needs to solve his own problems first.
First of all, because he ran out with only his underpants on, he didn't bring his wallet or cell phone.
It's not impossible to wander the streets, but Ren Suo remembered that he had a super important thing to do tonight. He had to find electronic equipment, so he had only one choice.
Rely on your wife at home and friends when you go out.
To identify the direction, Ren Suo used the full-level bond of "Close to the End of the World", flashing continuously to Tianlian District, Lianjiang City, and soon arrived at a villa in his target luxury residential area.
There was no light in the villa, which made Ren Suo slightly hesitant. If he fell asleep, Ren Suo would be too embarrassed to disturb him.
However, when Ren Suo flickered out of the window of the bedroom on the second floor, he saw the light overflowing from the 34-inch monitor on the computer desk inside, and that guy was actually playing porn with the lights off!
Ren Suo knocked on the window, and Zhao Huo switched the screen to the safe screen almost at a hand speed of 0.1 second before turning around to see what was going on.
When Zhao Huo saw Ren Suo outside the window, he blinked and looked at Ren Suo quietly.
"Open the window and let me in." Ren Suo lip-synced to him.
Zhao Huo nodded, walked to the window, stretched out his hand
Draw the curtains.
With a dark face on Ren Suo's face, he directly activated "Close to the End of the World" to teleport in.
Zhao Huo knew that he had come in without turning his head. He sat on the computer chair and continued to play the game. He casually asked, "Why are you here so late?"
Ren Suo exhaled: "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."
Zhao Huo lazily said: "I am the leader of the remnant soldiers, Dragon King Zhao Huo, I will not be afraid."
Ren Suo was silent for a moment, and then slowly said: "I am now being hunted down by my lover."
Zhao Huo: "Which lover?"
Ren Suo: "It's not any one, but everyone is chasing me!"
Zhao Huo took out his phone and cut out a picture: "Is it this?"
Ren Suo glanced at it, and the picture showed a latest game console. He twitched his mouth: "I'm talking about lovers! It's people! It's not a game console!"
Zhao Huo cut another picture: "Is this it?"
Ren Suo glanced at it, and the picture turned out to be Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. He said helplessly, "I'm talking about a human! A real woman! Not a wife in the game!"
Zhao Huo cut a few pictures: "That's this?"
In the photo, a beautiful woman is casting a large-scale ice spell to freeze the tsunami, which is full of elegant and intellectual temperament.
Ren Suo almost suffered a concussion when he saw it, "It's not a bogey! I'm talking about a woman whose relationship with us is protected by law!"
Zhao Huo let out a cry, and cut another picture: "It must be this!"
In the photo, a girl in a shining performance costume stood in the center of the stage dancing and singing. The lights were shining on her, and the audience cheered for her.
Ren Suo rushed up and took Zhao Huo's phone: "How could it be Xiaojiu! I'm being hunted down by Cheng Ling, Mr. Mu, Yue Yan, my sister and Luna!"
"puff"
"Why are you laughing? I've tolerated you for a long time! Are you making trouble!"
Zhao Huo cut out another picture of the baby on his mobile phone, and said with a smile, "My daughter is born, I am so happy that I laughed out loud, won't it work!?"
Ren Suo snorted: "Yo, that's right, your daughter is born, how about making a baby kiss with my son?"
"Absolutely impossible! Don't even think about it!" Zhao Huo replied firmly and without leaving any room.
Ren Suo was dissatisfied: "Why? My Xiaotian, you don't know how good you are. Your personality is as good as mine, and your character is as good as mine. How can you wrong your daughter?"
Zhao Huo snorted: "First of all, don't use yourself to slander your son. Then, Xiaotian is good, but the beam is not upright and the beam is crooked! I will never let my daughter marry a father who opens a harem In the family!"
Ren Suo: "... Are you fucking qualified to say that?"
Zhao Huo shrugged: "Anyway, I won't let my daughter get close to your son. Your son might become a harem king just like you. I won't let my daughter jump into the fire pit."
Ren Suo: "...don't you consider that your own family situation will affect your daughter?"
The two bickered for a while, before Zhao Huo asked: "Okay, don't hinder me from playing games, I can play games all night for a week, and I have to make up later... What do you want me to do?"
Ren Suo said: "I'm going to stay here tonight, and I also need a mobile phone that you don't use. I won't return it."
Zhao Huo thought for a while and said, "Okay, but you have to have a drink with me."
Ren Suo was slightly taken aback: "Didn't you say you were playing games?"
Zhao Huo: "Playing games while drinking is more enjoyable."
Zhao Huo is the real expert when it comes to playing yellow games, and Ren Suo can only trust him, watching him bring a dozen beers. Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Oops, there seems to be no food or drink."
Ren Suo used the "Unlimited Fried Chicken Set" to summon a bucket of fried chicken: "Come on, I'll treat you to **!"
Zhao Huo let out a bee, and the two silently opened the beer can and took a big gulp.
Drinking beer late at night in the summer is quite refreshing, Ren Suo let out a sigh of relief, Zhao Huo suddenly said: "I have something to say, I don't know if I should say it or not."
"It's not appropriate to say."
"But I have been holding back this sentence for ten years, and I must say it now!" Zhao Huo stared at Ren Suo seriously.
Ren Suo's body trembled, thinking that Zhao Huo would see me coming late at night, and suddenly the middle-aged chattered like a teenager, right? Still holding back for ten years? This kid actually coveted my handsomeness for so long
Dragon King Dragon King, is the full name of Dragon King the King of Longyang
Could it be that what I just said made him misunderstand
Sure enough, let’s not talk about the chicken, civilized you and me, this is troublesome, brother has nothing to do.
Zhao Huo asked seriously: "I've always wanted to ask you, are you..."
Sigh, should I kick him away later, or knock him unconscious and pretend nothing happened
"... Did you become a beautiful girl ten years ago and seduce me in the middle of the night?"
Ren Suo: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense! It's definitely not me!"
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