"...Although you look a bit embarrassed when you don't tell yourself, but your beautiful girl form is really beautiful, I forgive you."
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo contemptuously while gnawing chicken wings and drinking beer, and said calmly.
I asked you a question, and you denied Sanlian + ex, all fools know that you have a problem!
Ren Suo looked bitter, he didn't expect that his black history ten years ago would be revealed, and Zhao Huo, who only had muscles in his head, would have a day when his IQ would rise
"When did you know?" he asked.
"Ten years ago, after my wives and I got married, I honestly confessed to them my almost cheating relationship." Zhao Huo said: "They checked the student roster with me, and finally confirmed that the college's There is absolutely no such thing as 'Xiao Suo', either I am dreaming, or someone is tricking me."
"And you just changed your name to 'Xiaosuo (Suo)'. In their words: When we get together, I don't even need to change the name, just use this as your pet name..."
"Stop, stop, the more you talk, the more disgusting you become." Ren Suo expressed that he couldn't stand it.
Zhao Huo curled his lips: "Are you so embarrassed to say it? How wonderful it was when we first met, and how hard I vomited that night. By the way, this is also one of the reasons why I can't make a baby kiss with you. God knows if you have children or not. female… "
Ren Suo directly kicked the "Roaming Refraction Rainbow Spiral Pile Driver" with his foot: "Fuck you, you said I can do it, you dare to say my child?"
Zhao Huo stretched out his right hand, the orange flame emerged and condensed into armor, and instantly cast the "Dragon Armor of Extermination" to firmly block Ren Suo's kick: "OK, I was wrong. Now you make a mistake once and I make a mistake, everyone is even. "
Ren Suo then withdrew his feet and continued to fry chicken with beer, and asked, "Then why didn't you tell me ten years ago?"
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children: "Do you think 'the beautiful girl who turned into a brother dumped me hard' is something worth telling others?"
Ren Suo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't tried it. We ordinary people do our best just to live, not as wonderful as you."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's right, you have never been dumped by a beautiful girl transformed by your brother, after all, you haven't been dumped..."
Ren Suo quickly changed the subject: "Then you didn't say it ten years ago, so you should take this secret and bury it in the grave. Why are you digging out these old accounts to scare me now?"
"I hate you...? You said it as if it was my fault." Zhao Huo twitched the corner of his mouth: "Well, we have known each other for so many years, I think you are in trouble tonight, and you were hunted down by your wife. So of course I'm going to do it."
Ren Suo looked confused: "Why did you make a move?"
"As the saying goes, blessings come without pairs, and misfortunes never come singly, so I won't make your grief even worse." Zhao Huo chuckled, then restrained his smile, and said, "Do you still remember my last confession to Xiaosuo (Chapter 777)? "
Ren Suo: "Who would remember such a long thing? After I updated WeChat, the chat history is gone."
Zhao Huo drank a can of beer and said softly: "'I can't give you flowers when you are 17 years old, I hope I can drink with you when you are 27 years old'... Now it is exactly ten years, and I can be regarded as reaching my goal Committed."
"Yo, it's quite sensational." Ren Suo moaned: "Then should I become a beautiful girl Xiaosuo to toast you a glass of wine?"
Zhao Huo took out a bottle of 96% alcoholic water of life from the cabinet and put it in front of Ren Suo with a bang: "Please!"
Ren Suo: "... I suspect that after I finish drinking, there will be snow in the chrysanthemum in the evening."
"Speaking of not being safe at the end of the festival, why were you suddenly chased and killed by your wives tonight?" Zhao Huo looked curious: "The matter between you and Xiaojiu finally happened? It's still Bai..."
Ren Suo took a sip of beer and said, "Don't slander me with empty teeth! My lawyer is warning you!"
Zhao Huo instantly cast a defensive spell to block the splashing beer, and smiled with his chin in his hand: "Let me think about it, it was probably September 21 last year—the day of Xiaojiu's birthday?"
Ren Suo looked at Zhao Huo in shock, his jaw almost dropped, and suddenly hid in the corner of the room and shivered: "You... are you following me?"
"You might as well follow Xiaojiu, it's more reasonable." Zhao Huo snorted: "My wife Xiaoshu told me!"
Ren Suo became even more terrified, and threw a green healing radiance at Zhao Huo's head: "What, your wife is following me!?"
"You want to fart!" Zhao Huo directly picked up the fried chicken leg and threw it over, Ren Suo bit his mouth, "My wife also attended Xiao Jiu's birthday dinner that day, and she could tell at a glance that Xiao Jiu had completed the girl's work before attending the dinner. To the transformation of a woman."
Ren Suo: "... How many girls have you harmed to make your wife develop such a pair of golden eyes and fiery eyes?"
Zhao Huo said unhappily: "Not one! My only potential cheating partner is you! Xiao Shu is a healing monk who specializes in obstetrics and gynecology. Is it strange that she has such eyesight? She doesn't even know How many girls have I seen who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time."
Ren Suo: "I'm also a healing monk! Why don't I have such eyesight? No matter how I look at it, I feel that an otaku like you who has no night life is a virgin!"
Zhao Huo said: "Is it a virgin to play porn late at night!? You are prejudiced!"
As they talked, they entered the trash talk time again. When the fried chicken legs were finished, Ren Suo said, "You guessed everything wrong. The reason why I was hunted down was even more unbelievable than what you said."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly, and his expression became serious: "What's going on?"
Is it because of the child's problem? Ren Suo got involved in trouble with the children
Or has a new storm emerged? Ren Suo can no longer be a baby daddy, and wants to follow the fairy palace to save the world
"Maybe you will find it unbelievable, but in fact..." Ren Suo said without a word: "I fell in love with Xianyu."
Zhao Huo: "..."
After three seconds, Zhao Huo directly picked up a chicken wing root and threw it at it.
"Hey! Chicken! La! You!" He said with a look of contempt: "Who doesn't know about your shit!? Waste of my expression."
Ren Suo looked shocked: "What, aren't Xianyu and I hiding it very deeply? Don't you think she and I are just pure good friends?"
"Is there a pure friendship between a man and a woman? Yes, there must be, but you don't." Zhao Huo broke his fingers and said, "The women who knew you ten years ago include Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, Lin Xianyu, and then you brought Luna and a younger sister with you, and abducted another Xiaojiu on the way, and to this day, you have never let go of any of them."
"It can be said that knowing you makes me feel very shameful. I doubt that when future generations look back on the glorious history of the Dragon King, they will definitely think that "knowing Ren Suo" is a deductive achievement for me. "
Ren Suo retorted: "Before you say this, take a look at the number of your wives! Three of the disabled soldiers are your wives!"
Zhao Huo stuck out his tongue and mocked: "My wife is less than half of yours. If you are a perfect scumbag, then I get 50 points, and I am not a qualified scumbag!"
Zhao Huo suddenly remembered something, showed a knowing smile, snorted and said, "Speaking of which, you still have to thank me. If I hadn't killed a dragon back then, do you think you would still be so energetic today with the I drink?"
Ren Suo opened his mouth to refute, but couldn't come out with a single word—because Zhao Huo was right.
If Zhao Huo hadn't killed a dragon back then, it would be impossible for Ren Suo to live so carefree now.
Eight years ago, Zhao Huo, a rank five cultivation base, broke into an underground cave in a secret realm, fought a bloody battle with a black dragon that had been banned for thousands of years, and finally killed an adult dragon at the cost of one kick and one hand. Afterwards, Zhao Huo cut open Heilong's heart and squeezed out three cups of Heilong's hard work, one for himself and one for Ren Suo who rushed to the scene to treat him afterwards.
What is the use of Heilong's painstaking efforts
The official line is: Enhanced overall physical fitness. This sentence is indeed true.
As for the hidden effect of Black Dragon's painstaking efforts... To put it simply, Zhao Huo and Ren Suo's nightlife is basically very fulfilling except for the game nights they strive for every week. Not asking for leave is a hero among heroes.
By the way, the fertility rate of monks is really low, the stronger the lower, the fourth turn is a turning point, comparable to male ligation and female menopause, now monks basically have to complete this life before turning four if they want to have children event.
Of course, it is also beneficial to have children after high-level transformation—according to the survey on the Intranet, the talents of children conceived after reaching high-level transformation may be better.
But Ren Suo now has five children, and Zhao Huo has three children, they are simply two different types in the group of monks. In addition to luck and other factors, their more critical reason is actually: quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes.
No matter how low the probability is, as long as the number of times is enough, it can still succeed. Their examples perfectly illustrate the principle of 'as long as the kung fu is ground into a needle'.
Ren Suo suddenly remembered something, and asked, "By the way, is Ren Zuo's son born? Cheng Ling mentioned it to me before...it seems like twins?"
Zhao Huo said: "Where did you get the gossip? They are obviously daughters, and not twins, but quintuplets! Five! Last time I went to the Great Wall to take a look, I think my daughter is cuter."
Ren Suo spat out, opened his left hand and stretched five fingers: "Quintuplets!? Ren Zuo is such a dick! It's been ten years of sharpening a sword, and Frost Blade has never tried it. Once an expert makes a move, one sword divides five shadows! "
As mentioned above, after Zhao Huo slayed the dragon, he squeezed three cups of the blood of the black dragon. He and Ren Suo shared two cups, and the other was handed over to the Great Wall. As for who drank it... Of course, let the leader come first.
After Ren Zuo came back in 1999, he completely solved the hidden danger of the champion's blood within a few months. He is still in charge of basic theory and magic research. After all, there are too few facts in this world worth his attention. You Jian is basically responsible for the pretending business of the Great Wall, but he can finally walk around, so he and Cha Xian'er appreciate this place together. Great rivers and mountains in the world.
In a few months, Ren Zuo was taken down by Cha Xianer. Three years later, Ren Suo and others attended his wedding ceremony as friends, but at that time everyone's attention was not on the bride and groom, but on the groomsmen frenziedly taking pictures—that may be the only two times in You Jian's life Wearing a dress all the time, the next time I want to see you can only wait for You Jian to get married.
The bridesmaid is also very interesting, because it is the messenger of disaster sent by the fairy palace.
In the past three years, Ren Suo also played many games, among which he used "Clear Spring and Flowing Sound" to ask the messenger of disaster to help him a lot. You Jian seized these opportunities and went to lick the messenger of disaster every time. After three years of licking, the messenger of disaster was finally licked by him. It can be described as a typical dog licking until the end.
Ren Zuo also had a relationship with Asgard, so Ren Suo let the calamity messenger go to the wedding. The calamity messenger also agreed to You Jian's engagement at the wedding, but if they want to get married, they have to wait for a while.
After Ren Suo was promoted to level 7, "Qingquan Liuxiang" underwent an evolution, adding a small function: "Players can consume 10,000 hours of summonable time, permanently summon a game character, and can summon unlimitedly in the game The game character."
Ten thousand hours is equivalent to 416 days. For Ren Suo, who had to consume the summonable time accurately to the second, it was simply an unattainable goal.
However, starting from the 7-star game, the summonable time obtained by clearing the high-star game is basically a few hours. Of course, the substantial increase in rewards also means that the difficulty of the game has increased sharply, and players often need to summon game characters to pass the level.
Thanks to Lin Xianyu's joining, the clearance efficiency of the Small World game machine has been greatly improved, and the summonable time of "Qingquan Liuxiang" has also accumulated more and more, and now it has a full 9000 hours. It is estimated that in another year or two, after clearing a few ten-star games, Ren Suo will be able to redeem the messenger of disaster from the small world game console.
When Ren Suo is promoted to a tenth-level player, he can clear 11-star, 12-star, and 13-star games, and the summoning time of "Qingquan Liuxiang" will accumulate faster.
In another ten or twenty years, Ren Suo might be able to permanently summon all game characters into reality. This is also one of his current wishes.
Speaking of Ren Zuo, Ren Zuo is undoubtedly a clear example of the fertility rate of monks. He must have researched a lot of spells to increase the probability for himself, and he had strengthened them with the painstaking efforts of the black dragon, but it took seven years to achieve any results.
It's just that this result is too scary!
Five hits!
Biology monks are crying!
With this fertility alone, Ren Zuo is the strongest head of the Ren family within two thousand years!
Ren Suo was amazed, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "All five are girls?"
Zhao Huo nodded: "There are five of them, and they all seem to have inherited the blood of the Ren family."
Ren Suo stroked his chin: "I think I can find Ren Zuo to order a doll kiss..."
Seeing that Ren Suo's heart is not dead, Zhao Huo let out a yell: "I'm still a baby... There are five of them now, which one are you going to order?"
Ren Suo didn't speak, Zhao Huo glanced at him, and immediately understood, he couldn't help shaking his head: "Ren Suo, put away your bold ideas. The five in your family will let you kneel on the keyboard at most. I won't kill you, but Ren Zuo will really kill you."
"And when I was watching the quintuplets, You Jian was staring at me from the sidelines. When I saw him, I knew he was the kind of uncle who 'dotes on children'. At that time, he would not only beat you, but even beat your son Sap , don’t say I didn’t remind you.”
Ren Suo thought it was the same, and immediately put out the idea of preparing a five-equal wedding for his son, and sighed: "You don't want to, and it's not feasible to be seated... What about Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan? I haven't seen you for a long time. I've seen them...”
Zhao Huo said with a smile: "Of course you haven't seen it before. They and Bai Ji belong to the Global Disaster Countermeasures Force. They need to deal with volcanic eruptions and typhoons and tsunami. I will think of you, a social idler."
After Qin Lian graduated, he naturally became Yu Kuangtu's master; Li Dan and Yao Fei also made a good deal five years ago. Ren Suo's family attended the wedding banquet of these two families.
Zhao Huo said again: "Don't think about it, Li Dan and Yu Kuangtu both gave birth to sons, and they seem to be the same age as your little four and five, you might as well take care of your own daughter."
Ren Suo's eyes turned cold: "Oh, those boys dare to approach my daughter, see if I don't hit them with sap!"
Zhao Huo was really sweating secretly for Xiaotian, and with this unreliable father, if Xiaotian didn't practice quickly, he might be beaten by someone one day. It's best to inherit his mother's awakening spell, at least he can run faster.
Satisfied with wine, Ren Suo hooked his fingers: "Hurry up and get your phone."
Zhao Huo looked at the phone, nodded, patted his buttocks and said, "Come with me, my extra phone is in the living room."
Ren Suo followed Zhao Huo out of the bedroom, but the moment Ren Suo stepped out of the room, Zhao Huo suddenly exploded!
Orange dragon flames ignited on his body, and his aura exploded, transforming from a dead nerd into a predator in an instant!
Zhao Huo roared angrily: "Look straight at me, son of a bitch!"
"Dragon King Tianzun Power"!
No matter how strong Ren Suo is, he was still intimidated by Zhao Huo at this moment!
Although Ren Suo used "Heavenly God" to break out of mind control in the next second, a hand suddenly stretched out from the side at this moment, and firmly grasped Ren Suo's arm with supreme power!
The energy level of this power is far beyond rank eight, and Ren Suo's magic immunity is useless!
"co~co~da~yo~ (here)" Luna tilted her head to look at Ren Suo, and said with a grin, "yeah, it was Luna who caught Soso, and Luna won!"
Ren Suo stared angrily, and looked at Zhao Huo in disbelief: "You betrayed me!?"
"I just want to be a good person now, and do you think that I will really write off the fact that you deceived me by turning into a beautiful girl back then?" Zhao Huo leaned against the wall and said faintly: "Give me a chance, I really want to I just want to see you being beaten by your own wife."
Ren Suo yelled: "Damn! I will tell your daughter what happened back then! Just wait to be despised by your own daughter!"
"If my misfortune can shatter your happiness." Zhao Huo had a 'martyr' expression on his face: "It's all worth it."
Luna opened her right hand, revealing a triangular rune with purple and blue light on her palm: "Soso~ let's go home~"
Ren Suo started brainstorming in his head, with thousands of spells and supernatural powers, Ren Suo found a way to break the situation in an instant—
"Meow~~~~"
Ren Suo's meow is the purification of cat language that has condensed his whole life. He screamed with a twist, sharp but long, and elegant with urgency. All the cats in a radius of tens of miles were awakened by the sound!
Luna froze for a moment, blushed and twisted her waist, but said firmly: "No! Sister Ling wants me to take you back! We'll talk about having a baby later!"
Ren Suo's expression became as sad as the blue Danube, and his voice turned like a maze: "Meow~~nei~~"
Luna's body trembled when she heard this, and she couldn't help letting go of Ren Suo's hand.
Ren Suo's eyes sparkled, and now—
"Want to run?"
Moonlight shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the villa, covering Ren Suo like a veil. Gu Yueyan approached Ren Suo silently, and stamped his palm on Ren Suo's chest!
"Where the light reaches, I can reach." Gu Yueyan said softly, "Mr. Suo, the moonlight is beautiful tonight."
Before Ren Suo could react, the sealed "Command Spell" on him was unsealed. The space spell Dong Chengling left on it took effect instantly, allowing Ren Suo to jump directly into space.
In the blink of an eye, Ren Suo returned to a familiar place.
Ren Suo looked around for a moment to confirm that there was no one around, and couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
How could there be no one? Then what's the use of them arresting me? I can run away anytime now...
But when he saw clearly the room he was in, Ren Suo's expression changed instantly!
The room is very messy, all kinds of toys, picture books, and dolls are everywhere on the sponge floor covering the whole room. In the toy box where the toys should be placed, there are several packs of snacks that have been opened but not finished. There are also a few clay figurines on the small bookshelf where books should be placed—not Zhao Huo's expensive clay figurines, but handmade products made by himself.
However, there was no one on the five small beds, and the quilts were all lifted. Ren Suo went to touch it, and found that there was still a trace of warmth left on it, so he quickly opened the door and ran out, shouting loudly: "Xiaotian, Wuxia—"
"dad!"
A little girl in a nightdress flew over. Ren Suo activated "Time Travel" to catch her carefully, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Next time, don't jump so high! It's easy to hit your head!"
The five-year-old Wuxia giggled, and suddenly let out a moan away from Ren Suo's face: "Father! You smell of alcohol!"
"Father, Father—" two perfectly synchronized soft voices sounded, and two-year-old Heiyin and two-year-old Xiyue ran over holding hands. Little head, "Miss Dad?"
"Think!" Heiyin and Xiyue replied loudly.
Ren Suo's heart was about to melt, he suddenly asked with a serious face: "Little Tian, why didn't you take your sisters to bed so late? Boy, Dad is very disappointed in you."
Before the six-year-old Xiaotian could speak, the four-year-old Xingshi said loudly: "It's not my brother's fault! It was Sister Xianyu who woke us up!"
"Scared? Blame me?" Lin Xianyu, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room and playing with her mobile phone, looked bewildered.
Xiaotian shook his head and said calmly: "It's my fault. I felt spiritual fluctuations when I was sleeping, so I came out to see what was going on, and then found that my mothers were gone. I thought something happened, so I called my sisters to get up Wait for mom and dad to come back."
At this moment, the aura suddenly vibrated one after another, and Luna, Gu Yueyan, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu appeared in the living room at the same time.
Ren Suo's expression froze, but now that he was hugged by Wuxia, Xiyue and Heiyin, he could only sigh deeply.
Dong Chengling smiled slightly: "Honey, welcome home."