Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags
不断作死后我成了白月光
Author: 纪婴
Latest: Chapter 133
Status: Completed
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After entering a male orientated cultivation novel, Ning Ning originally planned to carefully follow the planned storyline, but only to discover that there was something not quite right about this world.
Within the sect, her senior brother relies on everyone around him for his cultivation progress, her senior sister sells information of their sect elders and her peers for money, while her master was so dirt poor that it makes one’s hairs stand on their end, and drinks water gathered from 82 years ago every single day.
Outside of her sect, those buddist practitioners cultivated arduously, chanting scriptures akin to singing rap, their lips moving so quickly that sparks would fly; those sword practitioners treated their swords like their beloved wives, yet struggling to become courtesans to support their families, with their love stories deeply touching the hearts of many; those music practitioners treat temple bells as weapons, and excels in flinging their bells to strike people down.
Ning Ning : “…”
There’s no use saving this world. Just let it get destroyed. Sooner or later, this cultivation world will come to an end.
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Ning Ning had crossed over into a cultivation novel world with the identity of an evil junior sister.
If she wanted to live, she needed to follow the story line and continue to court death with her actions.
Target number 1: The noble and benevolent eldest senior brother
Senior brother possessed Innate Sword Bones, and unsurpassed cultivation. Ning Ning requested for a late night private meeting, only for the former to smile faintly and nod his head: “Do you want to learn…something that doesn’t suit your age?”
Therefore, as the night progressed, the eldest senior brother brought out an entire set of extremely difficult secret sword arts, with Ning Ning being forced to train arduously throughout the entire night, leaving her completely exhausted, with her heart being as dead as ashes.
Target number 2: The quiet, sick and handsome elder
The elder’s cultivation was destroyed during the great war, and retreated into the mountains to recuperate alone.
Taking advantage of his playing the zither, Ning Ning originally wished to head up and cause trouble. However, after bumping into and inhaling a poisonous fragrance from a flower, she was paralyzed, having to endure excruciating pain, causing waves of tears to stream down her face.
Seeing her tearful gaze, the elder merely assumed that he had finally met someone with good music taste and she had started to cry because she had become too happy hearing his zither. He got happy to the point where he almost wanted to pull everyone together to sing the song “Good Luck’s coming”.
Target number 3: Arrogant and antisocial junior brother
According to the original storyline, the junior brother, main male character, was born in poverty, had an impure bloodline, was discriminated against within the sect, and got bullied to the point of being completely riddled with wounds.
Ning Ning knocked away the immortal spring water that he was using to treat his injuries. In the end, the immortal spring water had long been swapped by other people with an extremely corrosive poison, which splashed all over her legs.
The youth squatted down, and gently rubbed away the bloodstains on the girl’s calf: “Why did you help me?”
As if the story wasn’t any weirder enough, it took a weirder turn.
The ever so malicious youth buried his head in her neck, his voice racked with sobs, in which it hid an intense servitude and thirst.
“Don’t leave me behind.”
穿进男频修仙文后,宁宁本想兢兢业业走剧情,却发现这个世界不太对劲。
师门之内,师兄靠左脚蹬右脚上天,师姐卖宗门长老同人本赚钱,师尊穷到令人发指,每天喝八十二年前的白开。
师门之外,佛修苦练功法,念经如同唱rap,嘴皮子能冒火花;剑修爱剑如老婆,争当花魁养妻糊口,爱情故事感天动地;乐修拿寺庙梵钟做武器,最擅长抡着钟杵敲人。
宁宁:……
没救了,毁灭吧,这个修真界迟早要完。
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宁宁穿成了修仙文里的恶毒小师妹。
要想活命,必须按照原剧情不断作死、把重要角色全部得罪。
从小到大都是乖乖女的宁宁:虽然对这种事情不太熟练……但我会努力的!
攻略对象一:阴鸷恣睢小师弟
身为原文男主的师弟出身贫苦、血脉不纯,在门派受尽歧视,被欺负得遍体鳞伤。
宁宁一把摔碎他疗伤用的仙泉,结果那泉水早被人换成腐蚀性剧毒,溅了她满腿。
少年垂眸蹲下,轻拂过女孩小腿上的血痕:“为何帮我?”
攻略对象二:清风霁月大师兄
大师兄少时多难、不信旁人,宁宁咬牙将其推下山坡,不料刚刚动手,就从树丛蹿出一匹魔化恶狼。
大师兄拔剑斩魔,为她拭去脸庞血迹:“宁宁不必舍身救我,兄长必护你周全。”
攻略对象三:清冷病美人长老
长老在大战中修为尽毁,独自居于山间静养。
宁宁隔三差五前去捣乱,喜迎中毒坠崖被狼咬一条龙。万万没想到,对于孤寂许久的男人来说,突然闯入身边的小姑娘,就像一道不期而至的光。
在察觉到剧情似乎走向了奇怪的地方后。
宁宁:脑补怪既然这么感动,医药费可以给双倍吗?
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