Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Chapter 11

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"You ask Senior Brother He?"

The girl in the white dress and the bun put down the long sword in her hand and turned to look at Ning Ning. She looks no more than sixteen or seventeen years old, but she has a rigid face all the time, showing a maturity and seriousness that is out of line with her age.

He Zhizhou is a disciple of Li Wangsheng, a guest in the cloud, and lives in Danyun Peak with several other direct disciples.

The girl standing in front of Ning Ning was named Qin Shu. Not only did she break through the Golden Core Stage at a young age, but according to rumors, this girl spent most of the day practicing diligently and was a well-deserved leader among the younger generation.

"He's fighting poetry."

The girl's voice was gentle and soft, and she read it dryly like a routine, with a little more indescribable cuteness: "I can lead you there."

Ning Ning nodded with a smile: "Thank you!"

In summer, Danyun Peak is surrounded by dense forests and bamboo trees.

Passing through the buildings and courtyards where the disciples lived, came to an ancient tree. The verdant branches and leaves of the trees are shaded by the sun, and under the tall and straight trunks are the vigorous and powerful roots of the Panqiu Crouching Dragon.

There are twos and threes of young people sitting on the roots, all white shirts and hair, and the whole body is lingering with the seemingly non-existent sword energy. Their discussion was in full swing, and Ning Ning was inconvenient to come forward to interrupt, so he and Qin Shu stopped not far away to wait.

One of them laughed: "My poem is not bad, right? If no one dares to challenge, I will win today."

After he finished speaking, a rustling conversation sounded quickly on the field. Someone shouted loudly: "What's the hurry? Zhizhou hasn't answered yet."

Know the continent.

Ning Ning was attracted by these two words, and his heart moved quietly. Seeing where the man was looking, he quickly looked at his sight with all his attention.

At the end of the field of vision sat a handsome young man leaning lazily against a tree trunk. A pair of peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly comfortably, against the backdrop of the green forest, like a flower in bud.

He looks lazy, with a natural smile, and the corners of his mouth have a natural upward curvature. At this time, the smile is evoked, and he looks even more leisurely.

Judging by the reactions of others, this He Zhizhou should be good at writing poetry.

"Since the title of today's poem is Dan Yunfeng, then I will present the last one."

His star-studded eyes were shining, and he sat up straighter when he spoke, as tall and straight as green bamboo.

Ning Ning has been in Jianzong for so long, and he has learned a lot of swordsmanship.

I saw He Zhizhou looked up at the mountains and peaks in the distance, and shook his head leisurely: "All the birds are flying high—"

Um

Ning Ning was stunned for a moment.

This poem is very familiar, it is the first sentence of Li Bai's "Sitting Alone on Jingting Mountain".

The world of immortality is completely empty, and it has no intersection with the world she once lived in, so it should not be possible for the same poem to appear. No matter how talented He Zhizhou is, his brain circuits shouldn't be exactly the same as Li Bai's.

Maybe it's just the same first sentence, just a coincidence

Ning Ning frowned slightly, holding back the confusion in her heart, and then listened to him continue: "-Gu Yun is alone. I never get tired of seeing each other, only Dan Yun Shan."

Okay, it's not a coincidence, "Sitting Alone in Jingting Mountain" is a real hammer.

It's just that "Jingting" in the original poem is changed to "Danyun", and the degree of imitation is similar to adidas and adidas.

But how did He Zhizhou know about this poem? Did he...

He also crossed over

"I never get tired of seeing each other, only Dan Yunshan. Good poetry, good poetry!"

The people who eat melon who don't know the truth clapped their eyes brightly, just like a little fanboy image: "This poem seems to be plain and quiet, but in fact, the movement and stillness are in harmony, and the scene is blended. In just a few words, it outlines the ultimate silence and loneliness, more than ours. Those poems that only write scenery are much higher."

After he finished speaking, he did not forget to praise: "As expected of you, Brother He!"

Ning Ning:…

Li Bai under Jiuquan smiled. He laughed so loudly.

"After Senior Brother He went down the mountain to practice, he has matured a lot."

The other teenager beside him was full of curiosity: "Senior brother, I heard that the mortal world is unrestrained, what do you think?"

"Jianghu?"

He Zhizhou shook his head with a low smile: "As long as there are people, there will be grievances, and where there are grievances, there will be rivers and lakes. People are rivers and lakes, and so are our Xuanxu Sword Sect."

so deep! So thorough! As expected of Senior Brother He!

When the words fell, he gained a bunch of star eyes from fans of younger brothers and sisters.

Ning Ning:…

Ren Woxing and Linghu Chong jumped out of the coffin in minutes and kicked you in the face. Believe it or not

She understood.

It's no wonder that He Zhizhou's style stands out from the crowd, just because he is probably also a transmigrator who not only brought the modern concept of "poor enough to eat dirt" to the extreme, but also won countless small fans with his poems from another world.

"Senior Brother He's poems are always good."

Qin Shu caught a glimpse of Ning Ning's uneasy look, and thought she was surprised by He Zhizhou's brilliant writing, so she didn't ask any more questions, but instead called out, "Senior Brother He, someone is looking for him."

He Zhizhou turned his head and met Ning Ning's complicated gaze.

The strange little girl standing not far away was very beautiful, with almond eyes and red lips, and blue silk slowly bunched, her face shrouded in the shadows of trees as white as jade, and a sliver of sunlight fell on the end of her eyes, creating a pure but sultry arc.

Wearing a long lavender dress outlines a charming figure, just standing there motionless is enough to attract the attention of most people.

He Zhizhou quickly recalled and felt that he had indeed never seen this face.

He has a lot of showmanship and is well-known in Jianzong. Although some people do come to take a look at him for no reason, he is the first one who is as good-looking as her.

The young man hesitated for a moment, got down from the tree trunk, and walked in the direction of Ning Ningzai: "Is the girl looking for me?"

If he came to collect debts, he would just run away without saying a word.

After finally meeting another socialist successor, Ning Ning tried his best to keep his tone calm and tried not to appear too excited: "I heard that Brother He is erudite and talented, and he is quite talented in poetry and lyric writing. Why don't I make a first couplet? , brother, try to match a pair of lower couplets, how about it?"

As soon as these words came out, He Zhizhou was almost sent away.

God, although he has fooled a lot of people with ancient poems, those are common sense that everyone knows in modern society, and they have nothing to do with real talents and practical learning.

As a fish slipping through the net of quality education, reciting the songs "Sitting Alone in Jingting Mountain" and "Silent Night Thoughts" is his last tenderness.

He wanted to quickly slip away on the grounds of being unwell, but he didn't expect that the girl on the other side was so quick to talk and didn't leave the slightest chance, so he spoke again: "My first link is—"

He Zhizhou heard her say, "Odd changes and even doesn't change."

Odd and even change.

He froze in place, almost not realizing what those five words meant.

After a while, he finally opened his eyes wide, and his mouth was so open that he could almost stuff an egg.

- It's odd and even change! ! !

When the fellow sees the fellow, tears well up!

In a short moment, Ning Ning witnessed the miracle of changing face in human history.

He Zhizhou's expression was like a broken kaleidoscope. After experiencing sluggishness, shock, confusion and embarrassment, he finally stopped at indescribable excitement.

His back was trembling with excitement, and he stretched out his hands to hold Ning Ning's palms, and said the human Bible with great reverence: "Odds change and even don't change, symbols look at the quadrants."

This grip is like Mars hitting the earth. The successful docking of Shenzhou No. 8 and Tiangong No. 1 is absolutely qualified to be included in He Zhizhou's personal history, which will never be forgotten.

He Zhizhou had tears in his eyes, and there was a bit of weeping in his tone: "A ghost, the ghost of communism, lingers in Europe."

Ning Ning looked at him without blinking, and answered loudly: "Prosperity, strong democracy, civilization and harmony. Freedom and equality, justice and the rule of law. Patriotism, dedication, honesty and friendliness."

What a beautiful 24-character mantra, such a beautiful text.

He Zhizhou's eyes were red, like a party member who finally reunited with the organization in a spy war drama. He was so excited that he almost shed tears on the spot: "Comrade! I'll thank you for waiting for you!"

Ning Ning nodded: "Don't be afraid, I'll pour you a cappuccino, and let's fight until dawn."

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"So," Ning Ning took a sip of water, "you were also brought here by the system?"

"Yes, yes! But my situation is different from yours."

After He Zhizhou heard her narration, he showed a clear expression: "You said that you read this novel and became the female supporting role in that book, and you have to keep acting like a demon according to the plot - but I never knew that there was such a thing. the existence of this novel."

Seeing that Ningning was a little confused, he explained in a low voice, "I just came directly to this time and space, and I was born. Since I was born, there was a voice in my head that kept telling me that it was called the 'whetstone system'. The Son of Destiny in this world is honed in suffering, and I have to keep doing bad things according to its instructions and act as a whetstone."

That's pretty much the same as her.

He Zhizhou said with a look of interest: "If the novel you read can really predict the whole story, what will be my ending? Have you become particularly arrogant and cool, waking up from a 5,000-square-meter bed every day? ?"

"You hardly ever appear in a novel."

Ning Ning paused for a while, thinking thoughtfully: "You are an uncertain factor that was accidentally brought into this world by the system, so in the original story, He Zhizhou's role is very little and of course - after all, if there is no system, you will not be I will deliberately provoke the protagonist group, so there are not many opportunities to show my face in the article."

He Zhizhou's eyes were wide and bulging, like a not-so-smart artificial mental retardation, how could there be a trace of calmness when fighting poetry.

After a long while, he suddenly realized again: "So it's you who hired someone to beat Pei Ji this time!"

As soon as these words came out, both of them were full of vicissitudes, with tears in their eyes.

The vicious female partner Ning Ning's eyes were dull: "Do you still have money to pay for the medical bills?"

The male villain He Zhizhou covered his heart: "I drained the last drop of spiritual stone when I was an oiran. I really don't understand why it was clearly intended to harm Pei Ji, but it was us who were hurt in the end? Are we the gray wolf, the red wolf or the rocket? Team, it's so miserable."

Oh yes.

The two villainous villains looked at each other, and in their pale and powerless smiles, there were 0 achievements as mellow as duck eggs.

"But my next mission is particularly strong, and it is 100% sure to succeed."

He Zhizhou sighed and vowed to clench his fists: "The system won't let me reveal the information, and after this evening, I will tell you one by one. Everything is so well prepared, Pei Ji will not be able to second me, this action If I fail again, I will eat this water glass on the spot!"

Ning Ning nodded: "You are so serious about being a villain. Do you have any winning skills?"

"I learned acting in my last life, and I got into acting very quickly."

He Zhizhou smirked, scratching his head a little embarrassedly: "I really don't have the skills, I can only say that this task is very simple, I think it's hard to fail."

Oh.

Ning Ning thought for a while, and then asked, "Then do you have any way to make money?"

He Zhizhou's eyes suddenly lit up: "If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy! I heard from my sister in the kitchen that there is another girl besides me who has been begging for food. Is that girl you?"

Ningning: "That's right! It's me!"

So the two biggest villains in the early and middle stages of the full text got together and discussed for a long time how to pay off their debts and live a normal life on earth.

From Lingshi to Bitcoin, from frugality to Engel's coefficient, in the end, it was said that he could see tears in his palms, and he was just short of making a "Dream of the Rich Circle".

- What is it to harm the male protagonist, isn't it fragrant with a bulging purse

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In the evening, in front of Pei Ji's courtyard.

He Zhizhou secretly clenched the object in his hand, and before long, he saw Pei Ji who was returning late.

Although he was bound to the system after crossing, he couldn't even see Pei Ji's shadow for so many years, and he actually started the task recently.

Ning Ning said that he was the male protagonist of Xuanhuan Shuangwen, and He Zhizhou was puzzled.

Based on his experience in reading texts, the protagonists of male frequency texts are usually handsome in appearance and stable in character. Unlike Pei Ji, who exudes a hostility to keep away from strangers, and is so beautiful that it is almost a monster.

Let alone the male protagonist, everyone will believe him to be the ultimate boss.

but! No matter how terrifying Pei Ji is, as the successor of socialism, he will not back down easily! The light of the right path will always shine on the earth!

"Junior Brother Pei Ji." He Zhizhou did a good job of ideological construction in his heart, gave full play to his expertise in acting, and tried his best to create a sinister image of a villain: "My name is He Zhizhou, I came to see you today... I want to show you something Don't move around, it's not good to be injured."

Good job! Keep this style and continue, He Zhizhou, you are the Oscar winner in the cultivation world!

Pei Ji glanced at him lightly, didn't pay much attention, and went straight to the gate of the courtyard.

Of course He Zhizhou refused to let him, and grabbed his sleeve: "I was born in a family of demons, and I have an innate ability to perceive demons. I passed by this place recently and noticed a very strong demonic energy - I wonder if Junior Brother Pei Ji can explain a thing or two. ?"

After speaking, I couldn't help but think, this style is really a 24k pure swordsman, not to mention Pei Ji, even he couldn't help but punch himself.

The black-clothed youth who stepped into the door turned back when he heard the sound, his dark pupils were full of shadows, as if a deep pool of water had gathered, which would devour him at any time.

He Zhizhou cooed a little helplessly.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his head pretending to be calm, took out a pure black long-handled knife from his arms, and smiled stiffly at the corner of his mouth: "This is the heirloom of my He Clan, it is called the broken magic knife. of blood, it will emit a crisp buzzing sound."

He glanced at the lines given by the system: "I've been paying attention to you for a long time, and if I ever dream, I would dream of the devilish energy around you, Junior Brother Pei. Do you want to know what it will be like when it enters your body and tastes the blood... Wonderful sight?"

After he finished speaking, he suddenly drew his knife and stabbed at Pei Ji's fair wrist.

This is He Zhizhou's task.

As a descendant of the exorcism family, he sensed the demonic energy and stabbed the demon-breaking knife into Pei Ji's body. According to the plot given by the system, at this moment, the devilish energy is lurking in Pei Ji's body and will not be detected, so he has to admit his mistake and leave here unwillingly.

Simply, in one go—

All right, He Zhizhou took back the words above.

Although the outline is correct, Pei Ji is not a sheep to be slaughtered, but a lone wolf with extreme ferocity! System, you jerk! Actually pit him!

Before the Demon Pouring Sword was unsheathed, Pei Ji grabbed his hand and twisted it violently.

The bones were almost dislocated, He Zhizhou gasped in pain, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"If you want to move me, you have to have that ability."

The young man in black smiled coldly, but there was no smile in his pupils, like a frosty winter. His tone was mocking and slow: "Senior Brother He, don't meddle in your own business."

He Zhizhou wanted to cry.

He died in a car accident in his previous life, and in order to live again, he took on the whetstone mission. At that time, he was still young, and he thought with joy, wasn't he just training a poor little boy, just like raising a son.

However, Pei Ji is his cub.

This stinky boy is scarier than the ghosts of his ancestors, and facing him, life is better than death.

But he still had to follow the plot given by the system, and raised his eyebrows madly: "Really? I need to understand it today!"

- Do you need to put a heavy symbol on the four characters of [Evil Charm Crazy]! is it necessary!

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Over there, He Zhizhou and Pei Ji were fighting together. In the Qingxiao Hall of Taixuan Peak, the head and the elders had already gathered.

The competition to the secret realm of Xiaozhongshan has come to an end. By observing the spiritual power and swordsmanship of each disciple, the Xuanxu faction needs to select more than a dozen outstanding people to represent the sect to experience in the secret realm.

Now is the time to choose.

Tian Xianzi sat leisurely: "My little apprentices are doing well, you can choose slowly, I will give them all my tickets."

Shi Jingyi glared at him: "Nonsense."

One of the elders, Li Wangsheng, did not see anyone in the mountains and rivers. Today, the one who voted in his place was Qin Shu, a direct disciple.

In the face of many seniors, Qin Shu did not show any timid expression, but said casually: "Speaking of the disciples of Elder Tianxian... It seems that Senior Brother He is competing with Pei Ji."

Tian Xianzi raised his eyebrows: "He Zhizhou? How could he take the initiative to find someone to compete with his virtue?"

"I passed by Pei Ji's courtyard after practicing swordsmanship and saw Senior Brother He with him."

Qin Shu sternly responded: "Senior brother is holding a long and thick black strip in his hand, shaking and murmuring to himself, saying that Pei Ji will definitely submit to him today."

Tian Xianzi almost spit out a sip of tea: "What? What are you talking about? What's so long and thick?"

"Junior brother, don't think crooked."

Ji Yunkai's expression was slightly restrained, trying to remove some not-so-good thoughts from his head, his tone was calm and slow: "Besides that object, did you see anything else?"

"Senior Brother He blocked Pei Ji at the door."

Qin Shu tried hard to recall: "Don't move, or you will be injured."

The elders' faces turned pale for a while.

"And he has been paying attention to Pei Ji for a long time, and he dreams every night. This time I can finally come to him with that thing. If I see blood after submerging into his body, I don't know what a wonderful sight it will be - then I will leave. already."

The faces of the elders turned from white to blue.

Qin Shu was full of uprightness and asked without concealment: "Master, I have never seen that object before, what kind of magic weapon is it? Why did Brother He want to use the weapon to conquer Pei Ji? How to conquer it? Why is the scene after seeing blood so beautiful? ?"

Elders…

"Stop talking, little Shu'er!"

Shi Jingyi couldn't listen to it anymore, so she stepped forward to cover Qin Shu's mouth like a calf, and put her in his arms: "Forget those pictures! You're suffering!"

Qin Shu:

"Stop, stop, it's impossible."

Tian Xianzi drank the hot tea: "He Zhizhou and I are poor friends. I know the character of that child, and I definitely wouldn't do such a thing."

"Yes or not, you can tell by looking into the sky mirror."

Shi Jingyi gently stroked Qin Shu's head: "Xiao Shu'er has already been hurt, if Pei Ji..."

Sect Leader Ji Yunkai was silent for a while, then nodded.

The Sky-peeping Mirror is one of the magical tools of the Xuanxu Sword School, which can show the scene of every corner of the Sword School's territory. Now that Peeping Heaven is open, he is directly transferred to Pei Ji's room.

Everyone present took a breath of cold air at the same time.

I saw He Zhizhou lying disheveled at the door, and Pei Ji on the side looked cold and was about to turn around and leave.

The former was obviously beaten, and stood up embarrassedly with the door panel, but his expression was full of grimness: "This time you are lucky... Don't get caught by me in the future, you will have good fruit to eat!"

Shi Jingyi gritted her teeth and covered Qin Shu's ears.

There is actually a next time!

Seeing that Pei Ji ignored him, he shouted in disbelief: "It's just a wild species from the mountains. Even if I can't cure you, the whole He family is behind me!"

Tian Xianzi sighed.

Also use the power of the family to make his little apprentice submit? See if your parents don't break your kid's legs.

"What about the He family?"

Pei Ji just smiled coldly at this, and the shadows in his eyes were woven into thick clouds: "Injuring innocent people for no reason, is this kind of virtue in aristocratic families?"

Ji Yunkai, who came from an aristocratic family, stiffened his fists.

of course not! It's just that He Zhizhou has a problem with his head!

After being mercilessly replied, He Zhizhou blushed: "I told you to resist me today... Sooner or later, I will make you kneel under me and beg for mercy! Pei Ji, remember it for me!"

Zhenxiao Jianzun's ears turned red.

Under me... beg for mercy.

Aw, so unhealthy.

The night in the peeping mirror was drowsy, Pei Ji stepped into the yard, turned slightly sideways before closing the door, and the corner of his mouth drew a lazy arc:

"Tie your trouser belt first, Brother He."

Only then did He Zhizhou realize that the belt had fallen off during the previous fight, and his pants were too loose and baggy.

- But how can the villain pull his pants during the confrontation, that's too unprofessional.

So he snorted coldly, opened his lips that were about to laugh, and raised his brows in a domineering manner: "Why, is Junior Brother Pei too shy to look at it?"

Good oil in the world, enough to eat.

The silence in the Qingxiao Hall was like a tomb.

Several pairs of eyes stared at the mirror together and saw He Zhizhou's face that was infinitely magnified.

His smile was so wicked and charming, and his voice resounded through the hall: "You are my prey, and you will never escape. Haha, hahahaha!"

This is too perverted.

The elders were collectively silent, and no one spoke.

In the end, it was the headmaster Ji Yunkai who broke the silence and said hesitantly, "The child is still young and ignorant... Don't beat him to death."

That night, Li Wangsheng's disciple He Zhizhou was introduced to the Qingxiao Hall.

At the same time, a piece of news spread like wildfire and swept the whole school:

Shock! He Zhizhou tried to force Pei Ji to fail, but was ruthlessly counter-killed! Whether this is the degeneration of morality or the distortion of human nature, there is no eye to see, no ear to hear!

—I heard that He Zhizhou's red mandarin duck belt was still hanging on the head of the madman when he was discovered by passers-by!

Seeing this news from the gossip communication sign, Ning Ning was stunned for a while.

No way.

He Zhizhou, he, the "impossible mission to fail" he said...

This is it

As expected of a man who used to be an oiran, Brother Ye.