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Chapter 12

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The secret realm of Xiaozhongshan is located in Luming Mountain. When the floating fairy boat of Xuanxu Sword Sect arrived at the mountain gate, it was noon.

Luming Mountain is the main sect of Xianmen. Unlike Xuanxu Sect, which focuses on Kendo and Fanyin Temple, which is devoted to Buddhist cultivation, Luming Mountain integrates a large number of immortal sects, similar to a comprehensive university.

The mountains are surrounded by fairy clouds and the lakes are all over the place. The sun falls into the lake water, rippling with crystal clear little shimmers, just like the sun is broken and falls into the dust, empty mountains and lumens.

Between the mountains and forests, the cranes are leisurely, and the Qionglou Yuyu stands on the mountain peaks.

"This place is too big!"

He Zhizhou jumped off the immortal boat, and in order to express his inner excitement, he came directly to the three straight men of the 21st century: "Brilliant! Invincible! Six six six!"

This fellow was called by the elders to the back of the Qingxiao Palace, and it took a lot of effort to explain it clearly. Just a small broken magic knife.

Ji Yunkai would be silent when he heard it, and Shi Jingyi would cry when he heard it.

I heard that the elders were silent for a long time, and finally Tian Xianzi pretended to be okay and coughed: "Yes, yes! We called you here to talk about this - we can't discriminate against the blood of the demon race! Pei Ji, he did nothing wrong. What's the matter, with such an old man on the stall, who can do anything? Zhizhou, you must understand our painstaking efforts!"

So the matter was revealed. When He Zhizhou complained to Ning Ning, his evaluation was that those people shouldn't eat, and it was enough to eat decontamination powder.

"Xuanxu Sword is here!"

The middle-aged man standing in front of the mountain gate smiled brightly and stepped forward to meet him, followed by several disciples with good cultivation and blue hair: "We haven't seen each other for a long time, we're welcome!"

The person who came was He Xiaochen, the head of Luming Mountain.

As soon as he finished speaking, a turbulent male voice with hidden excitement rang out in his ears: "When will the sect master be free to compete with me?"

He Xiaochen didn't shirk, and immediately looked at Zhen Xiao who had made the appointment, with a flash of light in his black eyes: "Right now! Let's go, I'll take you to a good place!"

"Master."

A disciple behind him said: "Now is the time to welcome the major sects, if you leave..."

He Xiaochen waved his hand: "I just said that I'm going to go crazy when welcoming guests. People are almost gone, so I'll rest in my room."

After speaking, he turned his head to Zhen Xiao and said, "Go!"

The two sword shadows turned into light.

Looking at the gentle and elegant scholar appearance of the head of He, I didn't expect that he was also a fighting maniac like Zhen Xiao.

"Please don't mind."

The blue-clothed disciple who had spoken before smiled politely and yet embarrassedly, raised his hand sideways, and made way for a spacious and magnificent mountain road: "Xie Junming in the lower Luming Mountain. The secret realm will be opened tomorrow, and today the sect has prepared a feast for you, please Come with me this way."

Xuanxujian sent fifteen disciples. Ningning knew Lin Xun, Pei Ji, He Zhizhou and Qin Shu.

The banquet was arranged on the top of Xuanji Peak, and the clouds were steaming, and the delicacies were dizzying.

The unfortunate children Ning Ning and Lin Xun were used to eating soil, and they hadn't seen so many delicacies in a long time. Especially Ningning came over from another world and felt that every kind of food was very novel, and he ate it without thinking too much.

Xie Junming was slightly startled.

Although the banquet before the secret realm was called "rest and recuperation", for the disciples of the major sects, the biggest purpose was to listen for information and consider the strength of their opponents.

How can there be such a serious rush to the food.

Ning Ning ate with a smile: "soft and cold, delicate and silky. One bite, the sweetness of Liang Sisi seems to turn into water, and a brain flows into the stomach. The white jade cake is the best in the world!"

The corners of Lin Xun's eyes turned red: "This fish soup is fresh and delicious. It should have used the best clear dew to remove the fishy smell. At first taste, the fragrance is full of fragrance, which is unparalleled."

Xie Junming:…

Why are you still doing food reviews? Also, after drinking a mouthful of fish soup, the corners of my eyes turned red, are you serious, fellow Daoist!

"Young. Don't you know that this banquet is not for eating at all?"

Finally someone who understands came.

When Xie Jun Mingchao spoke, he saw that He Zhizhou was dressed in a white shirt, with handsome features, and he was full of unrestrained and unrestrained gestures. There was no doubt that he was a handsome young gentleman.

Since he came to Xuanji Peak, he has been looking at all the sect disciples present with a dignified expression. He must have thought carefully and secretly prepared a plan in his heart, only to wait for the opening of the secret realm to be a blockbuster.

He Zhizhou paused for a moment after speaking, then stared at him to speed up his speech: "There are so many handsome guys and beauties here, oh my God! Don't hurry up and feast your eyes!"

Xie Junming:…

Well, it's true, as expected of your Xuanxu faction.

Lin Xun was so shy that he didn't even dare to look at others in public; only Ning Ning raised his head honestly and nodded frantically: "Really! There are so many beautiful sisters!"

She said and picked up another piece of dessert, her eyes seemed to be shining: "The sister in the blue dress over there is so beautiful, if only I could talk to her."

Xie Junming followed her line of sight.

In the corner of the banquet sat a girl in a long aqua blue dress with phoenix eyes and red lips, and her skin was as thick as fat.

The girl's brows were as picturesque as smoke, and when she sat alone, it seemed that even the wind around her slowed her pace, and it was unbelievably quiet.

"That's our Junior Sister Yunyue from Luming Mountain. It's probably going to be difficult to talk to her."

Xie Junming said honestly: "It's not that she is so reckless and difficult to approach, it's just that Junior Sister Yun is naturally afraid of people. Except for her close friends and relatives, she doesn't make a sound at the rest of the time."

Wouldn't that mean that the symptoms of social anxiety were even more severe than Lin Xun's.

Ning Ning nodded and thanked him, and turned his eyes to the other side.

Amid the comings and goings of the crowd, there was another, equally striking.

Unlike Yunyunyue, who is a loner, this person is surrounded by many sect disciples, and it seems that the popularity is very good.

It was a young monk, very handsome.

The little monk was wearing a white robe, tall and tall, with a pair of peach blossom eyes always smiling, and the corners of his pale pink lips curved upwards under the bridge of his tall nose.

He looks outstanding, with a bright red mark between his eyebrows, but when he smiles, he is like a snow lotus that is out of reach in the Tianshan Mountains, with an extraordinary bearing.

"That is the Ming Kong of Fanyin Temple."

Xie Junming's eyes followed her, and he explained patiently: "Young genius, compassionate."

As soon as he finished speaking, a clear young voice sounded beside him, with a lazy smile, like a cat's paw scratching his eardrum lightly: "Which one of the people present is not a young genius?"

The voice was very nice, Ning Ning had cakes in his mouth, and his round black eyes rolled.

Then he heard a "wow" sound from He Zhizhou next to him.

The person who came was a boy of sixteen or seventeen, and his beauty was not inferior to Mingkong—

Even in terms of "sultry", it is even better.

The young red clothes are like fire, especially in the door clothes of the major sects with black, white and blue as the main color.

The long hair like ink is scattered behind him, making his face as white as jade, his thin lips are amazingly red, and his long and narrow eyes are full of smiles. Brilliant.

Not to mention that the corners of his mouth rose slightly, as if rubbed into all kinds of ambiguous, charming and natural.

Xie Junming snorted coldly: "Mei Xiu of Niguang Island."

Many of the disciples of these major sects do not look down on this kind of immortal cultivation technique that is not very popular.

Charming practitioners, the more beautiful the appearance, the higher the talent. This young man entered the Golden Core Stage at a young age, one can imagine how outstanding his appearance is.

He ignored Xie Junming's attitude and smiled at Ningning: "The girl must be a disciple of the Xuanxu Sword Sect. I am Rongci of Niguang Island."

"My name is Ning Ning."

Ning Ning swallowed the pastry, her eyebrows curved: "This is the first time I saw Mei Xiu. Are you cultivating on the island? What is the scenery of Niguang Island? You are so beautiful, you must be very strong."

This time, it was Rong Ci's turn to be stunned.

When a sect disciple met them, they either treated them coldly, or blushed and were overwhelmed. It was the first time they had seen him compliment him generously after greeting him like this.

Kind of silly.

“How is the view of Neguang Island…”

Mei Xiu has a straightforward temperament, and will take the initiative to attack when he sees his prey, without hesitation. His smile deepened, and he took a step closer to the little girl beside him: "Wouldn't you know if you come with me? Miss Ningning is very beautiful, if she can be with me—"

Ning Ning listened to his speech very carefully.

Double what

"Sister."

Nai He was interrupted halfway through his words.

Pei Ji did not know when he appeared not far away, and frowned slightly.

The male protagonist is worthy of being a male protagonist, even compared with the shocking appearance of Rongci, he is not inferior at all.

Pei Ji was originally a very beautiful appearance. The black clothes made the young man stand tall and straight like a green bamboo in the wind, and he looked like a dignified long sword suddenly unsheathed, with an unstoppable spirit.

The indifferent hostility was smashed into the corners of his eyes and condensed into a dark red tear mole at the end of his eyes. At this time, he looked at Meixiu in red clothes with a half-smiling, inexplicable aura of danger.

He seemed to raise his eyebrows, provocatively. Although he was speaking to Ning Ning, his eyes fell on Rong Ci's face: "Master is about to take us to the guest room where we will rest tonight. If you don't come, you won't be able to catch up."

Rong Ci squinted and smiled, and responded to his gaze without saying a word.

"Oh! I'll be right now!"

After Ning Ning finished speaking, she looked at Rongci, and the latter put on her harmless smile when she turned her head to look at her, and listened to her whisper: "Then I'll go first! Let's continue the chat next time. ."

She paused: "But the next time we meet, it should be in the secret realm."

"Yeah." Hongyi Meixiu's tone was light, with a little bit of expectation, "At that time, we will be competitors."

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Luming Mountain is worthy of being the master of the fairy family. Even the guest rooms are extraordinarily exquisite and gorgeous, and each house is also equipped with an alchemy furnace.

As soon as he saw the pill furnace, Ning Ning remembered a certain not-so-good memory, and couldn't help but feel the pain—

But how can the successor of New China be defeated by such a small setback! Wherever she fell, she had to get up from there. She didn't believe that she couldn't cure a stove by herself.

"What? Use a pill stove to make food?"

He Zhizhou was stunned for a moment, and quickly grinned with approval: "Yes! This alchemy furnace is actually equivalent to a self-cultivation microwave oven. If you use it for food, you might be able to make some amazing masterpieces."

In fact, there are no technical and theoretical obstacles to cooking with a Dan stove.

It's just that from the perspective of a cultivator, the cauldron has always been used to refine precious medicinal pills. If it is cooked ingredients, it is too overkill.

But Ning Ning didn't think so at all.

In the old world, she often made some small desserts by herself. After coming here, not only rarely have the opportunity to go to the kitchen, but things like making a fire and washing pots are really troublesome. If I could turn the Dan stove into a small portable oven and put it in a storage bag—

Then she can successfully have a cultivating version of mung bean cake, sweet-scented osmanthus cake, egg yolk cake and even sushi!

The two of them did what they said. Due to the current shortage of ingredients, only the syrup starch edible oil in Ningning's storage bag and the apple, banana and pear on the guest room table, after some discussion, decided to set today's goal as shredded bananas.

Qin Shu, who was in the same room with Ning Ning, held the sword and watched them go up and down: "What is a silk-cut banana?"

"The world is delicious! Junior sister, you have a good time tonight!"

He Zhizhou gave a thumbs up: "After the syrup solidifies, wrap it around the cut bananas, take a bite while it's still hot, the sugar cubes are piping hot, and the taste is extremely crisp, while the bananas inside are soft and tender, exuding a sweet heat from the inside out. - Absolutely!"

Qin Shu said "Oh": "Then why did Fellow Daoist Lin Xun turn pale when he saw me, and ran into the room directly?"

Ning Ning replied: "My junior brother is shy and most afraid of being with strangers. I have bought him a dummy and let him practice conversations in the room to see if he can improve."

The first banana coated in oil and starch was put into the stove, Ning Ning coughed lightly from the smoke, and almost didn't clench the chopsticks in his hand.

At this juncture, I suddenly noticed a black shadow flashing in front of my eyes, blocking all the smoke behind.

It turned out that Pei Ji raised her left hand and covered the thick white smoke for her with her sleeve, while the other hand took the chopsticks in her hand involuntarily: "I'm coming."

The contact between the two hands is only for a brief moment.

Pei Ji's palm was as cold as black iron, but the back of her hand was very soft and warm, and when she touched it, Ning Ning blinked hastily.

By the way, he was born with a cold body, and his body was not very good.

Pei Ji was smart, and he knew the process of making a shredded banana after just reading it. His slender fingers slid and twisted, and within a while, all the cut bananas were put into the elixir furnace.

Unlike Ning Ning, He Zhizhou only acts evil when the system releases tasks, and usually gets along well with Pei Ji.

As an acting student who once dreamed of winning the Oscar statuette, he maintained a vicious personality with professionalism, and snorted coldly: "I can't see it, your kid is not good at swordsmanship, and your craftsmanship is not bad."

of course.

Ning Ning thought, Pei Jingniang never cared about him, if she didn't learn to cook by herself, she would have starved to death long ago.

The bananas are all out of the oven, and now we are facing a very important problem.

Ning Ning scratched his head with a serious face: "So... how long should we wait to get out of the pot?"

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"... spying on the enemy?"

In the evening, Lumingshan Room.

A young girl in plain clothes was sitting at the wooden table. Although she was talking to the people beside her, her eyes drooped down, and she focused on the "Nine Forms of Taiqing Sword" in her hand.

It was the direct disciple of Wanjian Sect, Su Qinghan.

"That's right! Tomorrow's secret realm is about to open. Anyway, if you are idle, you will be idle. Why don't you go and see what the disciples of other sects are."

The teenager on the side said: "Senior sister, this small mountain secret realm has been opened for many years, and many Jindan cultivators regard it as a place for trial and competition. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and knowing your enemy will not be perilous in a hundred battles, it is not as good as us—"

"Xu Ye, as a sword cultivator, how can you be tempted by such crooked and evil ways."

Su Qinghan's voice was very light, and he couldn't hear the slightest rise and fall: "No matter who it is, as long as it is under my sword, there is no difference."

The implication is that when it comes to mowing, every grass is the same.

This lady is crazy enough.

The young man known as "Xu Ye" had a gray nose and had to say goodbye and exit the room. But Su Qinghan refused without hesitation, it didn't mean he would give up halfway.

Senior sister always said that he had too many crazy ideas, not like a sword cultivator. But Xu Ye thinks, this is not called too many tricks, it is called strategy and tactics.

- He has been taken care of by his senior sister for so long. Tomorrow, he must let senior sister admire his pre-war preparations with admiration.

The Secret Realm of Xiaozhongshan is about to open, and many disciples of the sect are concentrating on studying the rules of the Secret Realm.

Some spent a lot of money to buy the information in the secret realm, and now they are working overtime to strengthen their recitation.

Xu Ye looked around and finally came to the guest room of the Xuanxu Sword Sect.

The first few houses were normal. The disciples either practiced swordsmanship and read books, or spent time doing nothing. When it was their turn, the young man suddenly widened his eyes in shock.

He saw that the window of the room was slightly open, and through a small gap, he saw the silhouette of a man.

That person has a pair of dragon horns in his life, his eyebrows are beautiful and gentle, and he whispered to someone in front of him, his tone was full of shyness: "Girl, my name is Lin Xun, and I am a disciple of Xuanxu Sword Sect. I don't know who is the girl's last name?"

No one responded to him.

But he seemed to have an answer, lowered his head and smiled with a blushing face: "Really? It's so nice. What is the girl doing here?"

Then there was a long silence.

However, the dragon clan named Lin Xun actually acted as if he was listening carefully, and nodded his approval from time to time.

Xu Ye was puzzled and changed his direction, just in time to see the person opposite him.

At this sight, the scalp exploded directly.

he, he he he—

The person he was talking to was not a human being, but a scarecrow with a simple drawing of human facial features!

This is too scary! Why would someone speak to a scarecrow and talk back and forth! Is this fellow Daoist not in the right spirit, does it really matter to go to the secret realm like this!

But it's not over yet.

Lin Xun in the room frowned: "No... That won't work."

Xu Ye wouldn't know that this scarecrow was just a tool specially prepared by Ning Ning to let his little junior brother practice conversation.

Not to mention that Lin Xun at this time just felt that speaking to the air was too unreal and could not be used as an exercise. To be more effective, he decided to imitate the opponent's movements himself.

The only thing he knew was that the mentally abnormal Dragon Clan scored twice, and said the nightmarish line: "Girl, my name is Lin Xun, and I am a disciple of Xuanxu Sword Sect. Who is the girl's last name? "

Then Xu Ye saw with his own eyes that he paused and turned around.

Then he smiled shyly, and said softly: "The slave's name is Xiaohua, I don't know what is the purpose of the son here?"

The scene was bizarre beyond imagination.

Xu Ye rolled his eyes and almost vomited.

He heard cold laughter coming from the room.

Lin Xun's face was distorted, and before he had time to change his expression, he smirked with a crooked nose and mouth: "I am here to exorcise demons."

Xu Ye: Grass.

Xu Ye: Hastily! ! !

This man's condition is getting worse and worse! Already started talking to myself! Big brother, please be normal, he is just a child, he is really scared!

What is this doing! what to do!

There is no demonic energy in the room, the only explanation is that there is something wrong with this person's brain.

Xu Ye was so frightened that he ran away in a hurry and hurried to another room.

After going through the thrilling plot just now, he now looks kindly wherever he looks, and looks like home wherever he looks.

Now his windows are wide open, and he can see what's inside effortlessly. Xu Ye couldn't wait to see some normal pictures, washed his eyes, raised his eyes without hesitation—

Then his expression turned completely stiff.

There were four people in the house, two men and two women.

A strange smell he had never smelled floated out of the room. One of the young men in white took chopsticks and picked up an unknown object from the alchemy furnace.

— No, Xu Ye can still roughly guess its name.

Cylindrical, dark brown, with an eerie smell.

How could someone put this thing into the alchemy furnace.

His young mind was severely impacted.

Ning Ning shook his head again and again in amazement: "It really amazes the time and turns all beings upside down. With this appearance, it deserves to be the number one delicacy in the cultivation world."

He Zhizhou held back his nausea and nausea: "It's not like food, it's like something you can digest after eating. Have you seen "Rejuvenation"? I've never been young, and I'm an old man right after I was born. Like it."

Qin Shu took a step back with her expression unchanged, and said in a panic, "Amitabha."

As strong as she is, she can't bear such a visual impact.

Pei Ji: "..."

"Maybe it's been practicing for too long, and the color is a little dark."

Ning Ning patted He Zhizhou on the shoulder: "The taste must be fine. We are the first people in the entire cultivation world to make it, and it's normal to make a little mistake."

Then you are indeed the first to do this stuff.

Xu Ye shivered and really wanted to ask, brother and sister, what are you looking for

"I don't understand the meaning of your so much trouble."

Qin Shu said: "Is this any different from eating directly? Now that it is like this, people have no appetite at all."

Dry.

Do you have an appetite just by eating it

Your Xuanxu Sword Sect is truly invincible.

After that, the young teenager saw a picture that was enough to etch in his mind for a lifetime.

Jianxiu in white from the Xuanxu Sword Sect picked up the columnar object and ate it in one bite with a tangled face.

Xu Ye saw with his own eyes that his expression gradually eased from disgust and rejection at the beginning, and gradually revealed a shallow smile, which finally became an unparalleled enjoyment.

Yes, he was actually enjoying it.

"Originally, I don't think anyone would eat this stuff."

He Zhizhou slowly gave a thumbs up: "Although it looks ugly, it has a beautiful heart!"

It's not about being ugly anymore, is it? It is inherently problematic, there is a problem!

Who would have thought.

As one of the best sects in kendo, the disciples of Xuanxu Sword Sect either talk to themselves in horror and horror, and make weird laughter from time to time; ○.

Xu Ye was about to cry.

The heart suffered a double blow, and he really couldn't bear it alone.

The communication talisman in his arms flickered, and he saw a message from a senior brother: [What's the result of the snooping? The Xuanxu Sword Sect is our mortal enemy, what is their situation? ]

Xu Ye was so frightened that he took out a pen from the storage bag with his trembling right hand and wrote a few crooked words.

The three exclamation points at the end each contain his endless history of blood and tears.

[It's so scary, don't get close! ! ! ]