Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Chapter 124

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As one of the best kendo sects in the cultivation world, the grievances and grievances between Wan Jianzong and Xuanxu Sword Sect cannot be finished for three days and three nights.

Although the two sects often compete secretly, but due to the mutual sympathy between the swordsmen, it is logical that they have become brothers and sects that help each other.

By convention, at the end of each year, the two major sects will send some disciples to the opposite side for a three-day tour. It is called "friendly exchange". In fact, it is to draw swords and learn from each other, so that young swordsmen can fight in the dark and die.

Pei Ji was injured by Tianlei and needs to stay in Xuanxu Sword Sect to rest well; Zheng Weiqi was ingenious and once invested a sum of money in Jiang Si to support the development of tourism in Jialan City. Now that the New Year is approaching, she went to Jialan to get dividends.

Therefore, after returning from the Tianhe Desert, only Ning Ning, Meng Jue, Lin Xun and He Zhizhou were brought to Wanjian Sect by Tian Xianzi.

After getting off the flying boat, the first sight I saw was two giant stone swords standing in front of the mountain gate.

The long sword is extremely tall, thin and straight, and with the mighty momentum of competing with the sky, it points directly to the bright and bright day of the sky.

In winter, the snow is falling, and the sword body is also covered with a layer of awe-inspiring cold white. The condensed thin ice spreads all over the stone sword. meaning.

There is enough style.

Meng Jue has a high level of cultivation and is a well-known figure in the younger generation of Jianxiu. Hearing that he will come this time, more than a dozen disciples have been waiting in front of the mountain gate holding Jianxiu, just waiting to compete.

Although the senior brother is sullen in his heart, in the final analysis, he is a sword cultivator full of kendo, and when he rarely refuses a challenge, he gladly joins them in the martial arts arena.

Ning Ning knew that he was a sought-after and popular character, but he never expected that many people were waiting for her on purpose.

"Normal, in Wanjianzong, there are many lunatics who shout and kill all day long, and they don't have any self-consciousness to pity Xiangxiyu."

He Zhizhou gave her popular science: "And Ning Ning, you really don't know how famous you are now? Xiaozhongshan broke the situation of the ancient woods and forests, and the secret realm of Shuijing captured the devil alive, and finally became the Jindan stage of the Ten Ways Meeting. Number one - there are so many people who want to compete with you!"

Thinking that the hobbies of so many people will become "eating, sleeping and hitting Ningning", Ningning couldn't help but shiver.

"That day, the ten method meeting was over, and the little sister took the lead, but did not participate in the final banquet."

Lin Xun answered, "Many disciples from various sects have come to ask about your whereabouts. They wanted to compete in the City Lord's Mansion, but they were blocked by Senior Sister Zheng."

Thanks to Senior Sister Zheng, she loves Senior Sister Zheng.

Ning Ning was inexplicably grateful for the fact that he was unconscious that day.

"Don't worry, your body hasn't recovered yet, so you don't have to participate in the competition."

Tian Xianzi smiled and said, "Today, I brought you to Wanjianzong for my teacher, just to relax and recuperate, and to see the new scenery here. As for fighting and killing, we can ignore it."

- Long live Master!

So the three little wastes who were addicted to eating, drinking, and having fun successfully escaped the competition and began to hang out in Wanjianzong.

Compared with the Xuanxu Sword School, Wanjianzong's architectural style is more solemn and solemn, with white walls and black tiles, buildings in groups, and huge sculptures of ancient famous swords can be seen everywhere. transpiration.

"Speaking of which, Su Qinghan of Wanjianzong also entered Nascent Soul."

While admiring the white snow, He Zhizhou said with great interest: "It's the Senior Sister Su that Xu Ye was thinking about - that day, when the ritual ended, she heard that you were in a coma, and she went to visit the hospital bed for a while. do you know?"

Ning Ning nodded, Pei Ji had told her about this.

Her fate with Senior Sister Su began in the ancient wood forest in Xiaozhongshan. Since then, Su Qinghan has always wanted to compete with her.

Unfortunately, Ning Ning always encounters all kinds of unfortunate things, either when he is injured or on the way to be injured. Su Qinghan didn't want to take advantage of her when she was weak, so Bijian's plan kept shelving, and it still hasn't come true to this day.

"Many people have visited the little senior sister."

Lin Xun didn't know what to think, and touched the tip of his nose a little embarrassedly: "Senior sister may not know, Yunyunyue Taoist friend... has also been here."

He Zhizhou snorted: "It's incredible, Junior Brother Lin, this is the first time I've heard people from other sects come out of your mouth."

He touched his chin as he said, and smiled: "It's still a girl."

Lin Xun's face instantly turned red.

He was born white and wore fluffy white clothes. Under the silver cladding of the whole world, the flush was so conspicuous that it was like a round peach hanging on his head.

"Don't make fun of him."

Ning Ning glanced at He Zhizhou, then looked at Lin Xun and said with a smile: "I know. She also gave me a soothing incense, and Pei Ji told me - I heard that you seem to have a good relationship with Miss Yun?"

After the last sentence was finished, the whole world seemed to be silent for a moment.

Xiao Bailong's body froze into a popsicle, and he faltered for a while before replying in a low voice: "No, no, it's just that there are occasional... letter exchanges."

Oh-

Ning Ning and He Zhizhou looked at each other for a moment, and the corners of their mouths smirked.

"Xu Ye and I have also been in correspondence. He was very happy to hear that we would come, but unfortunately he couldn't leave because of an urgent matter. He asked us to meet in the dining hall later."

He Zhizhou showed a look of joy, and clapped his hands suddenly: "What does he mean by asking us to meet there? It means that Xu Ye has found his conscience and finally decided to invite guests to dinner! I heard that Wan Jianzong's food is very good!"

Ning Ning and Lin Xun were full of anticipation and nodded desperately.

The three of them walked aimlessly, and all around were a vast expanse of white with no obvious features. They quickly left the most conspicuous road and could not find the south, east, north, and west.

Continuing to walk forward for a while, I came to an orchard.

In the deep winter when the goose feathers were snowing heavily, no matter whether it was a fruit tree, a pine tree or any other tree, all of them were covered with a layer of snow-white like a quilt. According to the usual practice, it was impossible to see the difference between them.

But Ningning still recognized at a glance that this was an orchard.

- It is snowing in all directions, only this place is covered by a warm spiritual power, like a protective cover, blocking the surrounding cold current.

The forest is full of greenery, and every fruit tree has luxuriant branches and leaves, hanging fruits that are incompatible with the snow scene. Looking around, it seems to be two completely different worlds from outside the protective cover, and no snowflakes can be seen.

"So hot."

Lin Xun looked around blankly: "This place is so rich in spiritual energy, did we break into the residence of some senior?"

"You don't understand that."

He Zhizhou grinned: "Xu Ye told me that Wanjianzong has a very large orchard, which is open to all disciples, and everyone can go in and pick fruits to eat—isn't it here! Let's go, I'm just hungry. Now, let's go pick one or two to fill our stomach!"

"But… "

Lin Xun always felt that something was wrong and wanted to stop him, but saw that He Zhizhou had gone deeper into the forest, so helpless, he had to follow him with Ning Ning.

When he caught up with Senior Brother He, the man was already shaking the trunk, trying to let the apples fall from the branches.

"However, if all the disciples can come in, why are the fruits on the tree like they've never been passed? It's not a rare species that can't be touched."

Ning Ning calmly analyzed: "And the spiritual energy here is too strong, I'm afraid someone is..."

Before she finished speaking, she was caught off guard, and caught a glimpse of a figure not far away.

A young man who appeared to be a disciple of Wan Jianzong stood outside the orchard, and the moment his eyes met her, he was clearly shocked.

Ning Ning paused for a while when she saw the young man's face in astonishment.

Then his eyes twitched, and in a trembling tone, he pointed behind them and shouted, "Don't, don't shake it! Elder Qingyun - Elder Qingyun is there!"

What elder Qingyun

The other party's expression was so flustered that Ning Ning subconsciously felt a guilty conscience, and quickly turned his head to look deep into the woods, but only saw the dense leaves and no one was seen.

"Where is anyone? That kid must be bluffing us."

He Zhizhou quickly glanced forward, quickly withdrew his gaze, and shook the fruit with all his attention: "The branch moved! The apple fell right away—"

He smiled so arrogantly and cheerfully that even He Zhizhou himself would never have imagined that such a happy smile would forever freeze on his face.

The branches and leaves above the head were dazzling, and a figure fell from the branches.

But it was not a round apple.

Instead, it was a man's body that was lying upright and falling down.

Like a lump of hard cement, it fell to the ground.

A belated apple hit the man on the cheek.

With his eyes facing each other, He Zhizhou saw the man's stinky face as expressionless as the dead man, and also heard the terrified young man's voice behind him: "Elder Qingyun!"

*

Tian Xianzi felt a little hungry.

A person who cultivates immortals is based on the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, especially an almighty with a profound cultivation base like him, and his stomach will not feel hungry.

But he was hungry.

If the mouth can't taste the delicious taste of the world, what's the use of keeping it.

There are many disciples in Wanjianzong, and he rarely shows up here, so most people don't know that this handsome young man who looks condescending is the famous Elder Tianxian Xuanxu.

He had some understanding of Wanjianzong's architectural layout, and after wandering around for a while, he had planned to go to the dining hall to have a look, but he didn't expect to see a person giving out free snacks when he was halfway there.

The dessert should be white jade cake. The man stood in the pavilion, and several disciples lined up beside him, and went up to take them from him one by one.

Draw the key points without paying.

There are so many good things in the world!

Tian Xianzi didn't think much of it before he went to the ground, obediently lined up at the end of the line. Xu was lucky, when it was sent to him, it happened to be the last piece of cake.

The white jade cake was sweet but not greasy, soft and delicate. He enjoyed it so much that he wanted to leave when he suddenly saw a strong man coming from the pavilion.

The man was carrying a black giant sword on his back and looked a bit fierce. Not to mention, he blocked the main entrance of the pavilion, blocking all the way to leave, and he came aggressively.

"Quick, quick, after eating this portion, we will continue to work."

In the state where the second monk was confused, Tian Xianzi heard him say: "The main hall and Luoyuelou are still left to be cleaned, quickly grab the rag and broom - you don't want to be lazy or run away halfway! That white man over there Clothes, you just wanted to leave the gazebo, didn't you?"

Tian Xianzi: ...

"The one in white", is this person talking about him

Before he could realize what had happened, a broom was stuffed in his hand.

"Why are you still in a daze? If you can't complete the task, you will be locked in the meditation room tonight. I feel tired now, and I knew why it was so. If you didn't commit the crime, you wouldn't be arrested in the trial court to work as a laborer. -and many more."

The man frowned and looked at him: "This junior brother, what's your name? New here? I don't seem to be impressed."

Tian Xianzi's brain in disrepair for a long time turned rapidly.

Therefore, this group of people are not receiving free snacks, but the disciples who were imprisoned in the Criminal Court were punished to do coolies.

At this time, can he admit that he is Elder Tianxian

If this matter were to spread out, his fame as the Light of Kendo would be completely ruined.

Tian Xianzi ate the last bite of the white jade cake with tears in his eyes. He was extremely humiliated, but he said with great determination, "Senior brother, I... my name is Xu Ye."

"Senior Brother Xue, three more people here have been arrested and sent to the Criminal Court!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a clear young voice sounded not far away.

Tian Xianzi looked at the reputation and saw the young Wanjian Sect disciple who was walking at the forefront, and the three shadows who were following him with a dismal face.

The three also stared blankly at him holding the broom.

"These three people actually broke into the Baiguo Forest where Elder Qingyun was resting. Not only did they try to steal the fruit, but they also ignored my warning and shook Elder Qingyun who was sleeping on the tree!"

The young man spoke passionately and generously, completely ignoring the other four intersecting gazes.

Tian Xianzi looked at his little disciple.

The three of Ning Ning stared blankly at their master.

How glorious and glorious was the Xuanxu Sword Sect at the beginning, I didn't expect that when the mountain gate hurriedly parted, when we met again, it was so different.

The three disciples sang "Tears from the Iron Window", and the master became a male worker on the assembly line.

Tian Xianzi felt that it was necessary to maintain his majesty as a master, and he was stern with his neck: "What's the matter with you, how can you shake Daoist Qingyun down from the tree?"

The three of them were red-faced, speechless, and lowered their heads.

They did something wrong, and of course they dared not admit that they were disciples of the Xuanxu Sword Sect, so they disguised themselves as the new disciples of Wan Jianzong and were brought to the Inquiry Hall to do hard work.

As a result, he accidentally bumped into the elders of the sect, and was pierced by Tian Xianzi on the spot, and he didn't know where to put his face.

- The scene was so embarrassing that none of the three had time to think carefully, why Tian Xianzi was holding a broom in his hand.

"Oh, I know you."

The strong man curled his lips in surprise: "Then you can clean the same venue later."

He paused, and patted Tian Xianzi on the shoulder before leaving: "They just came here and they are ignorant. You should bring this group of newcomers and let them hear the rules of our Criminal Court. Do you understand? Xu Ye."

The situation suddenly reversed!

Ningning: ? ?

Lin Xun: "Master, Master, you—?"

He Zhizhou: "Xu Ye?"

Tian Xianzi hummed.

Tian Xianzi: "Although you won't believe it, I'm really wronged."

*

Xu Ye had been waiting in the dining hall for a long time.

It wasn't a meal time at the moment, and most of the disciples didn't eat omnivorous food, and the rest of the students went to the competition arena to watch the showdown. There was no one else in the dining hall except him, and it was very secluded.

Xu Ye hummed and smiled.

This situation just made his plan go smoothly.

He had been in correspondence with He Zhizhou for a long time, and when he learned that the latter would come to Wanjian Sect, he decided to prepare a small surprise, after thinking for a long time, he finally came up with a good plan to treat him.

He Zhizhou was very interested in Wan Jianzong's dining hall, so Xu Ye asked Senior Sister Su Qinghan, who was in the Yuan Ying period, to deliberately cast a layer of blindfolds on the menu to scare him.

The menu in Wanjianzong's dining hall is engraved on the wooden board by sword energy. Senior Sister Su only used a very small amount of spiritual energy to blur some of the strokes, so as to confuse the audience and prevent the spiritual energy from being too heavy and being used by them. Find.

He Zhizhou came as promised, and the little dragon people who followed Ning Ning and the Xuanxu faction didn't pose a big problem—

and many more.

Why are there several elders beside them

Xu Ye's heart stopped, and he quickly comforted himself.

No obstacle, no obstacle, the elders are highly cultivated, and they are not at the same level as the disciples at all. Even if the menu is obstructed, it will not have any impact on them.

His heart felt like he was on a roller coaster, and he finally went down a bit, but when his eyes flickered, when he caught a glimpse of a certain shadow among the elders, he immediately froze in place.

No, that figure is—

Who can tell him why Elder Jiang Xing also came to Wan Jianzong? Didn't he stay out of the house for a long time

Xu Ye had once heard that although Elder Jiang Xing received a few treasures of medicinal herbs to restore the sea of consciousness, but due to the deep old disease, it would take about a year and a half to fully recover.

What's more, the Xuanxu Sword Sect group just came out of the desert not long ago, all of them were damaged and depleted of spiritual power. According to his current state...

Will definitely be affected by the blindfold.

The best way now is to immediately eliminate the spell, but that spiritual power is not owned by him, but by Su Qinghan.

Xu Ye felt that his ending would not be too good.

Ning Ning walked into the dining room with vicissitudes of eyes and greeted Xu Ye, with mixed feelings in her heart.

It turned out that the "Hundred Fruit Forest" they went to was the residence of Elder Qingyun, and the orchard mentioned in Xu Ye's letter was basically two places.

After leaving the pavilion, the group of them went to Luoyuelou with brooms and rags. After a few wasted meals, Tianxianzi finally knocked out the guard disciple and ran out.

As a result, before leaving a few steps, he bumped into Wen Hemian, Zhenxiao Jianzun and the rumored Elder Jinghe.

When asked why they were in Luoyuelou, the four of them laughed dryly in tacit understanding.

"Everyone, on this board is the recipe of Wan Jianzong."

Tian Xianzi was very familiar with this place, and he had already forgotten about the miserable situation just now, and introduced it with a bit of master style: "Every word is written by the head of the sword sect with sword energy, although the words are a bit ugly. , but you should be able to understand, right?"

Jinghe said in a low voice, "I'm still here, please don't chew on the head, Elder Tianxian."

Tian Xianzi tried to fool the past with a smirk, and at the end glanced at the few people around him, and quickly changed the subject: "What do you want to eat?"

No one answered him.

For unknown reasons, there was a strange silence on the scene.

He Zhizhou stared silently at the name of the dish on the wooden sign, almost thinking that there was something wrong with his eyes, but looking around Ning Ning and Lin Xun, they were all shocked.

As expected of Wan Jianzong, even the dishes served in the cafeteria are so unusual.

For example, now, the dish that is facing his line of sight is called [Uncle Vinegar].

Tian Xianzi noticed his solemn gaze and followed He Zhizhou's gaze, revealing a knowing smile.

Oh, the vinegared peppers, that sounds really good.

"According to my experience of coming to Wanjianzong to eat rice, this dish tastes very good."

The younger disciples didn't say a word, and they were probably a little shy.

Tian Xianzi felt the tenderness of being a teacher in his heart, his fingers swept over the [braised poached egg] and [coriander preserved egg], and pointed at the [braised pork belly] on the recipe: "This dish is plump and delicate, and it's not too much. Yes. Last time I came with you, Master Zhenxiao, and we ate more than 20 in total."

Lin Xun's expression management was completely out of control, his eyeballs were like boats floating in the wind and rain, trembling non-stop.

It's terrifying, the line of characters engraved in front of the master's fingertips... It's really [Braised Little Dragon Man]!

He really became the most delicious junior brother of Xuanxu Sword Sect!

Ning Ning was in a complicated mood, and followed Tian Xianzi's fingers, looking at the menu with anxiety.

At first glance, the content of the menu is strange, but it can barely be regarded as "eatable", such as braised purse worms and coriander skin worms.

But as long as you look closely, you can find a bit of a strange atmosphere in the many dazzling dishes.

At first, it was a [crisp fried human leg] that burst the audience.

Then the name of the dish became more and more terrifying and bizarre. What [Spoiled Head] and [Shredded Pork with Green Peppers] appeared one after another. Finally, I completely let myself go, and came directly to [Fried People].

This made her unable to help but seriously start to think about whether Wanjianzong is a demonic organization with a decent shell. The surface is bright and bright, but in fact, it has done all the activities of murder and arson. After all, it is often written like this in the book. .

Tian Xianzi saw that her brows were getting deeper and deeper, and followed Ning Ning to read the recipe carefully.

Fried ham, stir-fried kohlrabi, fried shredded pork with green peppers, fried prawns, no problem.

Why does Ning Ning's expression look like a ghost

"I remember the dish was good too."

Zhen Xiao took his fingertips and pointed at the [pig liver and aloe vera] in the corner: "It seems to be a unique dish of Wanjianzong, and you can't eat it in Xuanxu Jianpai."

Ning Ning heard this and looked at the situation.

Good guy, if this stuff can be eaten in the Xuanxu faction, it will be a ghost.

But seeing the awe-inspiring sword energy from the head of Wanjianzong, three big characters were written on the menu—

Human Corpse.

As expected of the cold-hearted Sword Master Zhenxiao, he even eats so much.

It is no longer necessary to see the words in the crevices.

On every page of Wanjianzong's recipes, it is clearly written "eat people"!

No no no.

Ning Ning tried to analyze rationally, Wan Jianzong, as the old light of the righteous path, would definitely not be able to do such a thing that people and gods are angry with.

This bizarre recipe may have only one explanation: Jianxiu's mood.

When Jian Xiu entered the Dao with his sword, he would inevitably fight and see blood, and he would come into contact with various organs of the human body that were quite bloody.

Therefore, those human heads and human legs are not real heads and legs, but a kind of nickname that the head of the Sword Sect painstakingly came up with. The purpose is to train the disciples' psychological endurance and lay a solid foundation for future killings.

Just like in the college entrance examination, some schools will change the name of the dish to "Golden List Title", "Step by Step" and so on.

Yes, it must be so.

"Elder Wen finally came to my Wanjianzong, I wonder if you have a favorite dish?"

Knowing Wen Hemian's situation, Jinghe said slowly and compassionately, "Why don't you choose one first."

After going around in circles, it finally came to this moment.

Xu Ye pulled himself like a mental patient, and a heart-piercing cry came out from the bottom of his heart—

Do not! ! ! Elder Wen! ! ! Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer! ! !

The scene was too quiet.

In the sight of countless eyes, Wen Hemian lowered his eyes, pursed his lips, and thought deeply.

Wen Hemian: "Then... I'd like to make a stir."