Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Chapter 33

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The scene at this moment is really embarrassing.

Ling Ling Yan Yu, Beautiful Lady Walking Alone, it was supposed to be a romantic drama where they met in a hurry, but because He Zhizhou fell on his butt and squatted, it became a murder case that was publicized in advance.

The hoarse "Help me kill" was still in the wind, and suddenly, another male announcer-like cadence sounded in everyone's ears.

The voice sounded thick and clear, very much like Nianbai in a documentary. When it sounded without warning, it was comparable to thunder on the ground.

[The wind and the rain are misty, and there are many buildings in the misty rain.

When the long embankment meets, whose tears tug at whose heartstrings, who stretches out her hand, gives her a lifetime of gentle waiting.

The slender hand was close at hand, she smiled and held it gently—]

Halfway through speaking, he suddenly stopped.

Then there was an extremely shocked, almost collapsed shout: [What are you doing, what about her! ! ! ]

"This is a narration specially set by the Buddha Tower."

Zheng Weiqi was silent for a moment, and then explained in a low voice: "Some levels in the tower are too difficult, and some tips will be given to the tower breakers through narration."

As a result, He Zhizhou demonstrated with his actions, what is meant by "as long as I act fast enough, the idea of prompting can't catch up with me".

Even the official narration in the Buddha Tower was completely stunned by him.

Seeing the girl spin and slide down from the river bank, He Zhizhou jumped up from the ground: "Don't, don't worry, I can still make it up!"

Since even the narrator values the girl in Tsing Yi so much, she must be an important character in the plot. If Xiang Xiaoyu dies, their trip to the tower will probably be ruined.

- What's more, he's just an innocent and beautiful young man, so he shouldn't take a life on his shoulders at a young age!

He Zhizhou made a decisive decision and jumped off the shore without hesitation. Fortunately, the green onion cake comes with an eye-catching filter, and he didn't have much effort to see the green clothes that were constantly fluttering in the water.

Like scallion pancakes jumping around in the boiling oil pan, making him even more hungry.

Although he is not very reliable, after all, life is at stake in this matter, and most of the swordsmen have a good physique, not only swimming, but also diving.

Therefore, when Ning Ning and his party arrived at the shore, He Zhizhou had already rescued the girl to the shore.

The girl's face was ashen, she didn't know if she was choked on by the water, or if she was dizzy by spinning around like a spinning top.

All in all, it was miserable and miserable, and there was still a half of the first time I saw him. I felt pity. Seeing He Zhizhou's face, he spat out a mouthful of water and retreated back in a panic, with tears in his eyes.

The narration is probably an out-and-out artificial mental retardation. Since the current situation is too strange, the lines have not been set in advance, so I chose the most suitable passage in the script to read.

[Her body is soaked by the rain, so weak and helpless, so pitiful. Xu is the predestined relationship planted in the past life, and the fruit of this life will be repaid. The first time she saw him, tears wet her long eyelashes. ]

Then there is a string of melodious piano sounds that are very suitable for the occasion, full of romance.

But Ning Ning thinks that the most appropriate lines should be:

[The Flower Season girl escaped from death, but she still couldn't escape the murderer's evil claws. The two looked at each other, her eyes were red in silence - she was frightened by him. ]

"Sorry, this green onion-girl."

Zheng Weiqi was almost led astray by He Zhizhou, trying to swallow the last word "cake" into her throat, her expression slightly condensed: "I am a disciple of the sect of cultivating Taoism, my junior brother acted rashly and offended a lot, please forgive me."

"forgive?"

The green-clothed girl was so angry that she was still shivering and trembling, and her voice was still choked up: "He kicked me into the river! No, you have to compensate!"

As soon as he heard the compensation, He Zhizhou's face immediately turned green.

It is well known that he is a sword idiot who likes to play with swords. Although his cultivation is not high, he is more interested in saber than his wife, and he dresses up and dresses up all day long. Coupled with the freshness of the pictures, I bought a lot of sword manuals that were of little use, and almost spent all my private money.

Ask him to compensate, whether or not to ask for money. There are a lot of miscellaneous books such as "Frowning Swordsmanship", "Three Days of Mantis Steps" and "Frostmourne and Fire Happiness".

Zheng Weiqi has special communication skills, and immediately answered: "The girl wants money? I'm in a hurry to go down the mountain, and I only have a few hundred spirit stones with me. I'm afraid it will be difficult for the girl to be satisfied."

He Zhizhou smiled coldly when he heard the words.

A mere hundreds of spirit stones were nothing to him.

- That's life! ! !

Heaven can learn from it, the most important reason why he agreed to Ning Ning to come to the Buddha Tower was to make some private money.

He felt uneasy, but he heard the girl in green hoarsely say, "I don't want money. Are you really cultivators?"

Zheng Weiqi nodded: "Exactly."

The Xuanxu Sword Sect has a great reputation, and sometimes stating their identity will cause unnecessary trouble. So she added in a low voice: "Although we are from a small school, if the girl has any difficulties, you can speak up."

"Even if it's a small sect, disciples are supposed to subdue demons and save the common people. Now I've become your creditor again. If you want to ask you a little favor, you naturally have no reason to shirk, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the four of them all showed a sudden look.

Fortunately, the Buddha Tower is not too stingy. Although he was disturbed by He Zhizhou's harassment, he was able to give clues regardless of previous suspicions.

Since the girl in green is an important character, the "do a little favor" in her mouth must be closely related to the main storyline of this tower.

Seeing that they didn't refuse, the girl in green took a deep breath, wiped her wet face indiscriminately, and when she put down her sleeves, she couldn't tell whether the water stains on her face were tears or raindrops.

She seems to be a young lady who was born in a wealthy family, and her eyes are full of coddling and innocence: "My name is Chen Lubai, and the reason why I want everyone to help this time is because the manor Something weird happened."

She didn't use "home", but "fu".

It seems that this Miss Chen Lubai is indeed from a low-level background.

"My father is the county magistrate of this goose city, and there is an elder brother in the family."

Chen Lubai picked up the umbrella from under the willow tree, and when he caught a glimpse of He Zhizhou, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his eyes again: "My brother and sister-in-law have been married for half a year. Usually, the piano and the melody are like glue. Rumor has it that a domestic servant went to the well in the middle of the night to fetch water and saw—"

Ning Ning held her breath and listened carefully to her narration.

"He actually saw my sister-in-law standing alone by the well, with her hands behind her neck, and with a gentle pull, the whole body was peeled off and fell down like clothes!"

Chen Lubai shivered as he spoke, showing an expression of incomparable disgust: "Under the flesh, there is only a jagged skeleton stained with blood, and while moving his body, he put the flesh into the water. Fine cleaning - that's a complete monster!"

Ning Ning and He Zhizhou looked at each other and continued to ask her slowly, "But this is just a rumor. Since the girl said this, is there any conclusive evidence?"

"What do you all know? My brother has a pure yin body. The fortune teller said that this kind of physique is most liked by demons."

Chen Lubai seemed a little annoyed, and gritted his teeth: "Since the rumors spread, my father found the most trusted Taoist priest in the city. Although the Taoist priest did not force the monster to show his true body, he opened the altar. But she was left in a coma for a whole day and night after that, and when she woke up yesterday, she was speechless and very weak, presumably she was injured by Dao Fa."

After she finished speaking, there was a glimmer of hope in her eyes, and her cry was much less: "I wonder if you have heard the legend about this kind of monster?"

There are all kinds of strange monsters in the world, and they are young disciples who stay on the mountain all the year round, so naturally they will not understand this mysterious little monster in the market.

After a stunned silence, Pei Ji spoke up.

"Xu is a painting charm."

His tone was very light, and when he felt the surprised gaze from Ning Ning, his thin lips pursed lightly, and after a pause, he continued: "I only heard about it by chance when I was a child. It is said that this kind of monster is the obsession of a woman who died tragically. Born of Nian, if you meet a couple who are deeply in love, you will feel jealous, paint the appearance of your wife on the thin skin, and accompany her husband instead of her."

Ning Ning rarely listened to him so much, and asked with a smile, "What about the original wife?"

"It will be hidden in a cold and cold place for the painting charm to compare and perfect the painting skin day after day. When the painting skin is exactly the same as the original body, it will be her death."

Pei Ji said: "The painting charm not only absorbs the man's Yang Yuan, but also brings disaster to one side, causing the family to be destroyed. It's just—"

He frowned lightly, without much ups and downs in his tone: "The painting charm is not high, but it's just a little monster in the market."

He didn't say what he said later, but Ning Ning understood the deep meaning.

According to Zheng Weiqi, the difficulty of this tower is extremely high, and many disciples are devastated. If it is just an ordinary painted charm little monster, it is obviously too simple.

The clearer the situation is now, the more bizarre it becomes. It seems that everything is calm before the storm, and under the deep seabed, there are raging waves, and I don't know when they will be swallowed up.

But there are few clues at the moment, they are in a passive state of being pushed away by the plot, they can only agree to Chen Lubai's request first, and go to Chen's mansion with her to take a look.

The little girl finally grinned when she heard the words, no longer the face that had been robbed of five million lottery tickets before: "It's a deal! I'll take you to see that monster now!"

Seeing that her expression softened, He Zhizhou took a step forward in order to restore his image in the NPC's heart and said: "Miss Chen, I have noticed a very important thing, I am afraid that the rest of the people have never thought about it."

Chen Lubai was still a little terrified of him, looked back at him reluctantly, and heard He Zhizhou add in a deep voice: "The servant once said that when he saw Huamei putting the painting skin in a well to clean it, then the water you use every day, isn't it—"

Chen Lubai's face suddenly collapsed.

Like collapsed building blocks, it quickly collapsed into a pile of messy and tired facial features.

"elder sister."

Her scalp was numb, she resisted the nausea and pulled Zheng Weiqi's sleeve, trying her best not to look at him: "Did you guys go down the mountain to make money for killing demons and to treat that son's brain disease?"

He Zhizhou:

The plot isn't right.

Shouldn't she praise him for being smart and attentive, and then say that classic line, "Watson, you found your blind spot"

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It was something Ningning expected to be stopped by the eldest young master of Chen's house.

Chen Mansion is worthy of being a scholarly family. The mansion adopts a garden-like design. The green color is thick. In the rain and fog, it turns into a group of broken jasper, embellishing the small bridges and flowing water, blue tiles and white walls.

The group followed Chen Lubai into the mansion swaggeringly, and listened to her ramble along the way: "My brother has a deep affection for his sister-in-law. Ever since my father did the trick while he was away from home, and he found out, he has been by my sister-in-law's side. Don't let anyone get close."

The little girl said with an indignant expression: "Why can't he listen to us? If he really loves his sister-in-law, even if she thinks this is her now, she should work with us to find out the truth in order to be safe."

Passing through a small stone bridge and verdant bamboo forest, the quietest place in the entire mansion was the residence of the eldest young master, Chen Yaoguang.

The bamboo leaves in the yard were cracked by the rain, and Chen Lubai's careless knock on the door sounded along with it.

After a while, the door was opened from the inside.

Ning Ning seemed to understand why Chen Lubai firmly believed that his brother was bewitched by a demon.

The young man in front of him was probably in his twenties. Originally, he had a good appearance with clear eyebrows, but his face was too pale.

His eyes were full of bloodshot eyes, and the dark circles were like ink balls hanging on the bottom of his eyes. Before he could speak, he coughed a few times.

Hearing the intention, he coughed violently, and sternly reprimanded: "Nonsense! How could my wife be a monster! It's all nonsense from those charlatans who contaminate people's innocence out of thin air!"

He Zhizhou whispered to Ning Ning: "Do you think this person looks a bit like the panda head emoji with 'I really don't have a drop'."

His tough attitude made Chen Lubai grit his teeth and stomp his feet: "Brother!"

"If you think about the brother-sister relationship, don't mention it again."

Chen Yaoguang stood at the door, blocking all the sights in the room, and could only smell a scent of medicinal incense and sandalwood. He glared fiercely at He Zhizhou, who was standing at the front, with a bad tone: "Everyone, please come back. If you want to see my wife, you have to step over me."

A moment of silence.

The male voice like a broadcaster sounded again.

[Seeing that the eldest young master is so firm, everyone can't help but show disappointment. It seems that today is doomed to be unable to find out, and can only find other ways, first go to the city to search for some information, and wait for the next day—]

It said here, suddenly stunned.

Then there was no sound again.

He Zhizhou, who had not spoken much for a while, suddenly stepped forward, like a big white duck with great momentum, facing Chen Yaoguang's eyes.

Then, under the man's angry gaze, Yunyou raised her hands.

And Chen Yaoguang's eyes opened wider and wider.

A cultivator can leap into the air.

—I saw the strange man in front of him who had never met before him. The fingers of both hands were naturally bent, and the thumb and forefinger were pressed together, forming an extremely enchanting orchid finger shape.

Then put your wrists against each other, start to rotate clockwise, and slowly accelerate.

This was a provocative action, as if to retaliate for Chen Yaoguang's bad attitude, with "I'm noble" written all over his face.

And Chen Yaoguang had to raise his head and watch the man's wrist turn faster and faster.

Between the palms of the hands and the backs of the hands, like the bamboo dragonfly of Doraemon, the body gradually rises into the air. Eventually he floated up and forward in the air, kicking his legs straight over his body.

Actually, just like Chen Yaoguang himself said, he stepped over him.

- This man is sick! ! !

[The wind rises, shocking for a moment; Lankai, dancing all over the city. ]

The narration is indeed an artificial mental retardation. In terms of the degree of mental retardation, it has always been very good. I don't know if it's because I can't recognize the current plot, or because He Zhizhou's eyes hurt, and he recites affectionately while making a clicking noise:

[Many years later, when Chen Yaoguang stood in front of the old house, he would definitely remember the distant afternoon when he saw He Zhizhou slowly ascending to the sky. The white clothes are elegant, and the trajectory of his dancing is so beautiful, it is so beautiful that it is heart-wrenching. ]

Chen Yaoguang gradually gave up expression management.

The demeanor is like a world famous painting, a crying woman.

Ning Ning was stunned.

Help! Brother He, he shook his hand and flew away!

"a man of his words."

He Zhizhou landed steadily, put on a pose he thought was handsome, and hugged him: "Thank you, Brother Chen, then I'll be welcome."

Narrator: …

Narrator: Stop for me now! ! ! This is not the plot that should appear! ! !