The painting charm looks quite sloppy, but it is actually a paper tiger who is strong on the outside and works on the inside. In He Zhizhou's words, if this thing is the ultimate boss of the Buddha Tower on this floor, then he will eat the entire Buddha Tower on the spot.
First rule out the possibility of He Zhizhou cheating, judging from the fact that Hua Mei was knocked down by Pei Ji with a single blow, he guessed that he was indeed a little bastard.
Otherwise, if so many elite disciples of Jindan Yuanying were defeated by this skeleton frame, it would be more suitable for Xuanxu Sword Sect to close down on the spot than to ask Xianxian, and go down the mountain to make a living by performing arts.
Huamei was caught by Pei Ji's throat, unable to move, half of the painting skin fell off, revealing the gloomy bones inside;
He didn't dare to do anything out of the ordinary, only a pair of eyes rolled around, making Chen Lubai close his eyes in fright and almost fainted.
"Want to save him?"
The skeleton with half of Chen Yaoguang's skin shivered: "I won't tell you even if I die!"
The narrator was half crazy and half insane, and something was not right. He sighed and spoke loudly. His words were sonorous and powerful, and he read out the spirit of seeing death as home and righteousness.
[When he fell into the hands of the devil, looking at the terrifying faces in front of him, Huamei knew that he had no way out.
But even if there is an abyss ahead, he still has to break through! He is a demon with loyal beliefs, and he will never reveal the slightest information under severe torture! ]
Zheng Weiqi curled her lips coldly when she heard the words: "Death? Of course we won't kill you, we will only make your life worse than death. I still have a lot of ways to torture people, I don't know which one you like better."
After looking at Huamei's face, he said, "Don't tell me anything about suicide. Your Excellency has a skeleton, do you want to bite your tongue or go on a hunger strike? When you spend a few more days with us, I'm sure you can understand what it means to be 'everyday'. New surprise'."
The narrator shivered: [This demon girl is so ruthless! Inhuman! ]
It has found its way.
If you want to avoid being slapped in the face, as long as you put the lines of the previous villain characters on this group of people, you will be fine!
"I-I'm okay," Hua Mei's voice already contained a bit of aggrieved cry, "I can still shrink my yang into my stomach, turn my skin into a blade, and kill myself!"
Shrinking the yang into the abdomen, even if it is placed in the evil way, it can be called a well-deserved sidewalk.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Weiqi looked pitiful, and hesitated for a while, before hesitating for a while: "I'll be frank, if you get stabbed with a needle like that, it won't kill you, right?"
The charming face of the painting was ashen, with his eyes down, trying his best to glance at the position of his lower abdomen.
How could she understand that.
It's more understandable than his demon.
This sentence completely defeated the last line of psychological defense of the skeleton frame, as well as the self-esteem of being a male. No way to survive is not the most terrifying, no way to die is the real despair.
After a moment of symbolic silence, Huamei finally said feebly: "Chen Yaoguang was hidden by me in a cave in the back mountain."
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The eldest young master of the Chen family was finally taken home without any risk. When they were found in the cave, they were already skinny and skinny, and it seemed that they had absorbed a lot of yang energy.
If he arrives a little later, he might not see Chen Yaoguang, but an anatomy material from the medical department.
The sick Zhao Yunluo was in a hurry to see her husband, and followed him to the back mountain.
When Chen Yaoguang saw her, it was as if the light returned, and he took out a heart-shaped light gray stone from his sleeve: "Look, Madam, this is what I was looking for in the cave. A natural stone heart, experienced It took so many sandstorms and collisions to make it look like this. I hope my relationship with my wife is like this stone, strong and able to withstand all tests."
Zhao Yunluo was moved to tears, hugged him two by two, and directly turned the "Midnight Bell" theater into a vigorous "Blue Life and Death Love". It seems that love can not only blind both men and women, but also blind the onlookers who eat melons.
It's really mushy.
Huamei had the intention of harming others, and was removed by Zheng Weiqi without hesitation. This strange incident in the Chen Mansion has come to an end. Master Chen is quite grateful, and deliberately left the four of them to rest in the mansion for a few days, and have a celebration banquet by the way.
"You young heroes don't know. It rained heavily in the past few days, and the mountain roads and trestle bridges outside the county were blocked by sand and sand, and there was no way to leave Goose City for a while."
Mr. Chen is a rich and mellow-looking middle-aged man with an innate good temper. He always smiles when he speaks: "It's better to stay in my mansion for a few days, wait for the torrent to pass, and then plan to go out of the city."
Ning Ning originally wanted to say that they could actually fly with their swords. As long as she flies high enough, even if every grain of sand is dashing to the end of the world, she can't help her.
But in order not to deviate from the plot, he and Zheng Weiqi looked at each other and nodded, and replied in a low voice, "Then thank you, Mr. Chen."
The rainy weather that lasted for several days ended silently, and a few bright and warm sunshine appeared on the dome for a long time.
Chen Mansion is the home of the scholarly family. A celebration banquet is exquisite but not luxurious.
Ning Ning ate happily, but Master Chen in the auditorium smiled and said, "This time, thanks to the help of the four young heroes, I helped my Chen family escape."
After speaking, he laughed even more happily, and glanced at He Zhizhou and Pei Ji: "I think you are all talented people, I wonder if there is a marriage?"
Chen Lubai, who was sitting beside him, was unhappy: "Dad! Why do you always love to draw mandarin ducks!"
Chen Yaoguang added vegetables to his wife's bowl, which was different from the fierce appearance of Baba, who was a handsome young man. At this moment, he lowered his voice and said, "I'm sorry, if I offend you, I will apologize to a few of you on behalf of Dad - he usually worries about his sister's marriage the most, but now he's probably saying it smoothly."
"Why, still not happy?"
Master Chen looked at his daughter seriously: "Don't think that you don't have money to spend now. What's the use of having more money? It's better to find a husband and have another child."
Chen Lubai muttered unconvincingly: "Why, can I still take my husband and children away when I die?"
This logic is irrefutable, and Mr. Chen was speechless when he heard it. After a while, he whispered again: "Look at how old your sister is, she has been able to stay close to men of the same age all day long. You are not in a hurry, father and brother are worried for you."
Chen Lubai was completely anxious: "Dad! Yueming is only six years old, and she plays in the mud with a group of broken children every day! Do you want me to roll in the muddy water too?"
Chen Yueming, the second young lady of the Chen family, is a little beanie. He was unhappy when he heard the words, and retorted with a small face: "We are not playing with mud, but parents are cooking for the children!"
Master Chen was happy: "Look, even Yueming knows that his father and mother are kissed! Yueming, are you father or mother?"
Chen Yueming: "None of them. I am a prosperous family who specialize in eating!"
- Isn't that a dog!
Chen Lubai's eyes twitched, and he finally stopped the action of lowering his head to grab the rice: "No! My sister must be the ancestor! Whoever makes you rich, I will beat him tomorrow!"
Her sister's eyes were red: "The ancestors died a long time ago, sister, I don't want to die yet, I want to live."
"I think Lu Bai is doing well now."
Zhao Yunluo has left the painting charm of cannibalizing yang energy, and finally is no longer as pale and ashes as before. She was born beautiful, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised at this moment, and her smile was concealed by a thin glow, like a concubine and a fairy.
Zhao Yunluo said: "Women don't have to rely on her husband's family. Lu Bai lives under the same roof as us, unrestrained and unrestrained, and her relatives take more care of her. If she really agrees to go out, she has to worry about whether she will be wronged. ."
Chen Lubai cheered: "Sister-in-law is so nice!"
Chen Yaoguang glanced at his wife and smiled helplessly: "You, just get used to her."
This was originally a fun one, but Ning Ning was eating, but she always felt like a stone was blocked in her heart, and she couldn't even breathe easily.
After the death of Huamei, the illusion has not ended, which means that the plot continues.
But at this moment, the harmonious and beautiful scene in Chen's house is completely out of line with the dangerous scene in her imagination. It is like a daffodil that falls in a dirty sewer. No matter how elegant and dusty, it will only make people feel strange. unbearable.
After the celebration banquet, it was already evening, and the outgoing Chen Lubai took the initiative to invite Ying to take everyone to the Goose City.
Goose City is a small county, and its boundaries are not too big. Although the name is not elegant, the scenery in the city is very beautiful, quite a bit like a water town in the south of the Yangtze River.
"Strange, Goose City... I seem to have heard this name somewhere."
Zheng Weiqi thought about it for a while, but in the end she just frowned: "Where is it?"
He Zhizhou just bought a bunch of candied haws, and he shook his head when he ate it: "Maybe Senior Sister Zheng eats goose heartily and has a mixed memory in her mind."
Chen Lubai was obviously quite familiar with the vendors in Goose City. Walking on the street, people greeted her with loud voices one after another.
This lady from the Chen family doesn't even put on airs. From poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, from the blacksmith's wife having a child to the Li family's son being admitted to a scholar, she chats more vigorously than anyone else, and she can put together half of what she says. "Goose City Characters".
Ning Ning was amazed and looked around with interest. At the entrance of an alleyway covered by the shadow of the building, he saw a familiar shadow.
—Chen Yueming, the second young lady of the Chen family, is gathering with a group of children, putting mud and weeds into a bowl and stirring them back and forth.
They shouted so loudly that everyone else in the room turned their heads. Although Chen Lubai is active by nature, he has retained a bit of the restraint of being a daughter of a daughter, and will never play in the mud in public, and immediately stroked his forehead: "Yueming!"
Chen Yueming, who looks six points similar to her, raised her slap-sized face and grinned: "Sister!"
Glancing at the four people behind her, she looked at the little friends beside her in a daze: "Look! That's the immortal who came to my house to subdue demons and eliminate demons!"
Then without any suspense, there was a wow sound, and a group of children babbled away.
"Can my brother and sister fly?"
"I want to see the sword dance!"
"Do immortals also like to eat candied haws?"
Zheng Weiqi went down the mountain again and again, she has long been familiar with how to get along with children, she laughed lightly when she heard the words, and she had the temperament of being flattered by experts outside the world: "Since you want to see it, then I will perform a sword dance here. ,how?"
The little bean sprouts exclaimed in unison.
With the strength of Zheng Weiqi's Yuan Ying period, it is naturally impossible to do her best like practicing swords on weekdays. Dancing swords and swords, with the word "dance", naturally brings a somewhat ornamental performance.
I saw the long sword unsheathed, cutting off a continuous ray of sunlight. The sword stance rose, a gust of wind appeared, and between the white shirts flying, the sword shadow outlined a white light as handsome as a dragon in mid-air in a state of flowing clouds and flowing water.
Zheng Weiqi deliberately restrained most of her strength, and her sword stance was more casual and unrestrained than it should have been. In addition, her movement was extremely light and fast, and ordinary people could only see the sword light that kept flashing back and forth. Unclear physique.
A few clumps of catkins floated across the street, and the pale shadows almost merged with the air. In the erratic, they were cut off by the sword's blade accurately and straightly. The aura exploded and shattered into tiny dandelion-like white clumps. .
After Zheng Weiqi danced with her sword, she sheathed her sword, raised her lips and smiled confidently: "How?"
"I know!"
A child raised his hand with eyes full of stars: "Sister is stabbed under the moon imitating the melon field! Poke it up and down, it seems!"
The little girl beside him immediately retorted: "It's not! It's obviously a monkey over a mountain!"
Zheng Weiqi: …
Zheng Weiqi took a step back silently, her face expressionless, she just wanted to kill her head on the tofu.
Zheng Weiqi's sword dance did not end very peacefully. When she finished the performance, the eyes of a group of children focused on Ning Ning.
Both men, women and children are keen on beautiful people and things. Ning Ning's appearance stands out in the Goose City, and immediately attracted the attention of the children.
She was a little terrified to be seen, and she thought that there was no piano or violin here, and she was really ashamed to sing and dance. She danced the sword like a normal sword cultivator, and it was estimated that she could not escape the same fate as Zheng Weiqi.
She thought about the lines after they read it: "Wow! Why is a snake twitching and spasming!"
Or: "Wow! A sheet blowing in the wind!"
Forgive her.
The group of children looked at her with envy in their eyes. Ningning was embarrassed to shirk her rejection. After thinking for a moment, she finally had an idea and smiled: "Sister, let's show you a unique trick!"
The bean sprouts, led by Chen Yueming, all widened their eyes in anticipation.
Then I saw that very beautiful elder sister draw a long sword from her waist, and point the tip of the sword at herself.
Ning Ning looked as usual, and even smiled at them: "You guys are optimistic!"
Without a little bit of precaution, and without a shred of concern, she just appeared in the world of bear children, bringing surprises and feeling overwhelmed.
They are only children, but they have endured a visual impact that is incompatible with this age group.
But seeing that fairy sister's expression condensed, she pushed the long sword into her mouth little by little with a smile on her face.
Ning Ning grinned upwards.
This is her unique life.
It is so pure and unpretentious. It bears the history and civilization of China for five thousand years. It stands firm in the long history. It is not only down-to-earth, but also represents the unique skills of Jianxiu. As long as it is still in the rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes have its legends everywhere.
- Swallowing the sword is the most powerful!
She was quite satisfied with her performance, but the children who were close at hand and had never seen a long sword since birth did not think so.
Her eyes were so round and her mouth was so wide, like a hanged ghost in a strange story, and her eyes were still fixed on them.
That kind of expression seems to be announcing to the whole world: "I just swallowed a sword, and I will start eating raw children later."
The three fellows on the side also had different expressions.
The exposed part of the long sword was getting shorter and shorter. Because they were facing Ning Ning, the children couldn't see the back of her head. But there is no doubt that he must have been stabbed to death, and his head turned into a blood-red tofu flower.
What did they do wrong to be so smashed by the sledgehammer of fate.
The scene in the alley paused for a moment, like a movie stuck.
Then there was a cry of "wow".
Seeing that the situation was not right, He Zhizhou quickly restrained Ning Ning and put a smile that was about to overflow his face.
"I'm a man who used to be an oiran."
He lowered his voice, and he was bound to win: "I will be able to coax these bear children, don't worry."
There's nothing good about this appearance, Zheng Weiqi only felt a chill on her back.
The children wailed, humming like a bunch of flush toilets.
He Zhizhou's smile didn't change: "Babies don't cry, let Big Gege sing to you."
He didn't get any response, but he wasn't annoyed, instead he put his lips together and let out a familiar melody from his throat.
"Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing. Heaven and earth, one piece, vast—"
He Zhizhou doesn't sell himself. This is his specialty. After every performance, the audience is full of applause and screams.
He sang warmly and devotedly, and in order to comfort the bear child, he used his spiritual power to create halos the size of goose feathers.
The halo was as white as snow, falling from his hands, quite a bit like Elsa building a castle. When it fell to the ground, it shattered into a dazzling white light like a spark.
As a result, the children cried even more.
Some were frightened and spat on the floor.
Some use their hands and feet to crawl on the ground.
Some buried their faces in the mound, leaving only their bodies shivering and writhing.
Some neighbors couldn't listen, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing in the alley?!"
Chen Yueming was out of breath, and in the crowd of children crawling around, he almost cried to death: "Sister killed herself, brother is burning paper money and singing mourning songs for her!"