Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Chapter 95

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Ning Ning swallowed a mouthful of mulberries picked from the forest, turned into a mortal killer, looked at the two people in front of him from top to bottom, and widened his eyes in surprise: "Concubine Chosen? You?"

Although these two are indeed born with red lips and white teeth, but to say that the concubine is selected—

It's really really not right! Not to mention that Xianmen disciples are actually willing to commit themselves to the devil, just from the perspective of gender, you are both 24K pure men like Xie Yu! One of them is a monk, a monk! Buddha cried so loudly, did you hear it!

"I heard that this time when choosing a concubine, Xie Yu is not taboo for both men and women, and those who are capable will be in the position."

Bai Ye grinned and shook his long hair like a colorful rooster: "If you can stand out, you can enter the harem and be by his side."

Ning Ning:…

Ning Ning: "Stay by his side for a long time, and then what?"

"Then, of course, keep an eye on him and find out how to destroy this Buddha Realm!"

The young Fu Xiu was smug, and his eyes lit up during the conversation: "This is a remote country, who else can create such a realistic fantasy? Just approach Xie Yu—hey, big brother, don't go! We are wrong, you are wrong, you Then go on!"

The townspeople looked at him with disgust, and were about to open their mouths to refuse, when a few pieces of mortal silver were suddenly stuffed into their hands, and most of their impatient expressions instantly dissipated.

"Before we talked about the reason why the devil chooses his concubine."

He looked around vigilantly and kept his voice low: "By the way, since you are outsiders, don't call the Demon Lord by his first name, just call him 'the one', otherwise— "

Ning Ning saw him wipe his neck.

"I heard rumors from outside, all said that the man was very lewd and extravagant, and he had kidnapped many women in the outside world. The reason why this concubine election was held was because he couldn't bear the emptiness and loneliness. I thought about the three thousand people in the emperor's harem. Life."

The man weighed the money in his hand and whispered, "But don't you think it's strange? If he really wants to find beauty, he can go to a prosperous place, why stay in a small place like Chongling?"

Bai Ye's curiosity was tickled. Hearing this, he immediately answered, "Yes! Why is this?"

The man hooked his fingers at them, and looked around like a thief: "This is because he wants revenge!"

Ning Ning was infected by him, and his voice seemed to be whispering: "Vengeance?"

She has seen many times to use real knives and real guns to rejoice in grievances, and this is the first time she has heard that she can avenge big revenge by choosing a concubine for fun. As expected of a Demon Lord, a connoisseur.

"You should know the origin of that person. Because of this, he used to have a bad time in the town."

The man said: "He was destined to be a slave since he was born. He belongs to the big family here, the Zhou family. There is a young lady in the Zhou family who is only two days younger than him."

The little monk named "Eternal Return" suddenly realized: "So the two fell in love, but there were too many twists and turns in the world, and after several struggles, they got nothing. They began to become confused, began to be unclear, and began to go around busy and busy. , I want to see clearly, but the drama has ended."

This was the first time Ning Ning heard him speak.

Although he is a monk, he does not have the sense of purity of Buddhist cultivation at all. When he speaks, it is like frying a frying pan. The most terrifying thing is that every sentence rhymes, and he speaks a bit of rap, which sounds very strange. .

Is it...

A thought popped up from the back of her mind, and before Ning Ning could ask, she heard Yonggui continue to murmur: "Cultivation has its own destiny, and it is the nature of a monk to take pleasure in his tongue, and he only hopes to wash away the evil spirits through this. ."

It's really the Lexiu who uses his mouth as a musical instrument at the Fanyin Temple.

Ning Ning came to the cultivation world and saw so many people and things of all kinds. Everyone said that the solemn and solemn Fanyin Temple was the first place in her heart.

Whether it's the bright, empty, and clean creation of the human body clock and pestle, or the young master Yonggui who speaks like a war, they are all unique and rare talents in the world of cultivating immortals, and they can bring her new surprises every time, over and over again. refresh the world view.

"Not so."

The man was also taken aback by his way of speaking, scratched his head and continued: "I heard that it was just that one-sided admiration, and the young lady didn't pay much attention to him at all—later he asked the young lady to elope in the middle of the night, not only did he not wait for his sweetheart, but he was also beaten by a man. A large group of family members holding wooden sticks were blocked in the alley, and after being beaten to death, they were thrown out of the Zhou family."

"Not necessarily."

Bai Ye hummed and smiled: "According to the routine of the book, Miss Zhou must also like him. That night run was originally a conspiracy of the two, but I didn't expect that the Zhou family would find out by accident, so she was placed under house arrest at home, and then dispatched The family members are chasing and blocking Xie Yu, and they only need to cut off the love between the two and restore the Zhou family to a clean one."

The more he talked, the more he slapped his thigh: "Yes, it makes sense! Xie Yu mistakenly thought that his lover was betrayed, so he went back to Chongling Town on purpose and announced the election of a concubine with great fanfare - this is not just to tell her , I'm a big man now, and there are countless men and women who adore me, how old are you?"

Enough blood, enough sadistic love, it can be called an epic renaissance, and a thousand-year-old mummy can be resurrected after listening to it.

"There is also a supporting actress who keeps disturbing the relationship between the two. The three of you love me and I love you. Misunderstandings come and go. All the good things that Miss Zhou has done have been robbed by the woman, and she knew she was misunderstood. But he didn't say a word of explanation."

Ning Ning joked: "In the end, Xie Yu finally saw the truth clearly, and when he tried to save it, he found out that Miss Zhou was either dead or gave up on him."

Bai Ye was so excited: "That's it! I have to tremble all over, the end of my eyes are red, and I humbly humbly: Don't go, forgive me, okay?"

Confirmed the eyes, this is also a person who is addicted to the ancient book.

The two looked at each other, and through a few words, they established an incomparably profound revolutionary friendship.

"Two donors, dog blood is used to exorcise ghosts, please do not pour it into other people's mouths."

Yonggui heard goosebumps all over his body, even forgot to sing Yun, and looked up at the man and said sternly: "This donor, I don't know what the real situation is?"

The man stayed for a while.

Then he smirked a little awkwardly: "Actually, it's not different from what these two said."

Yonggui's eyes twitched.

"I also think that the concubine was chosen to humiliate Miss Zhou, otherwise why would you stay in this backcountry?"

The man seemed to be a little embarrassed, and he took the index finger and thumb and twisted the silver in his hand: "As an outsider, I don't praise the relationship between the two of them. But think about it carefully. Light cultivation is successful - who taught him the method of cultivation?"

With Xie Yu's identity and relationships, it seems that only Miss Zhou has the ability.

"That's all I've said, and I can't reveal more."

After that, the man turned around, as if remembering something, and said: "By the way, after that one returned, he slaughtered the entire Zhou family, leaving only one Zhou Yimei, who was placed under house arrest in his mansion. Oh, yes, Zhou Yimei is Miss Zhou's name."

Ning Ning was suffocated by the tossing and suffocating of the plot of the sadistic love affair. After thinking for a while, she finally realized: "Xie Yu cultivated to the devil, it took a long time for reason, but Miss Zhou is still alive?"

"Chongling is mixed with human beings and demons, and the Zhou family is all transformed by tree demons and has a very long lifespan."

Bai Ye had already inquired about the information, and said proudly: "Besides these, before you came, I also got a piece of news - Xie Yu was out to make trouble, and I don't know how many innocent men and women were provoked. It's interesting that all of those people have one Very subtle commonalities."

"What in common?"

Ning Ning was fascinated by what he heard, but did not notice Pei Ji's expression darkening beside him, and a faint look of cruelty appeared in his eyes.

"Everyone who has a relationship with him has tear moles without exception, just like Miss Zhou's - this is love and can't, find a substitute!"

When Bai Ye spoke, he got closer to Pei Ji, his eyes brightened, and he grinned: "Don't say it, just like Junior Brother Pei."

This in itself is a non-malicious joke, but the speaker has no intention of listening, and it falls into the ears of the parties involved, which inevitably leads to many complicated thoughts.

Ning Ning was also shocked by this sentence.

As we all know, the stronger the demon cultivator, the stronger the demonic energy in the body. Pei Ji, as a mortal mixed with demons, has had an uncontrollable demonic aura since birth.

Combined with Xie Yu's merciful temperament, and the teary mole in his eyes...

Ning Ning felt that it was not very good.

For her, Pei Ji's past has always been a mystery.

There is only a few mentions in the original book that his mother was abandoned by his biological father, and in grief, he vented all his anger on the son who was left behind.

But what kind of story happened to the two of them? As a mother, how could the woman be so cruel, tormenting her own flesh and blood in every possible way, Ning Ning knew nothing of these past events.

No wonder when Meng Jue mentioned the word "Xie Yu" in the cave, Pei Ji kept silent for a long time.

Although he had never met his biological father, he could always hear the name of the evil spirit cultivator from his mother's kiss.

There are many doubts in the slaughterhouse, and now such a stubble has appeared without warning, making Ning Ning one head and two big.

His gaze moved silently to the side, and when he landed on Pei Ji's face, he could only see the indifferent and gloomy dark eyes of the young man.

He didn't know what he was thinking, the hair on his forehead was messy, and his long eyelashes were draped over his long eyelashes, covering his eyes with a cloud of turbidity. There was obvious impatience in his expression, and there was also panic and pain.

His parents and childhood were forbidden areas in his heart that could not be touched, but now he had to face the old things, as if tearing the healed and scarred wounds in an instant, revealing the scarlet and terrifying flesh and blood inside.

"Speaking of which, the concubine selection is about to begin."

Bai Ye didn't notice anything wrong, rolled up his sleeves and let out a long smile: "Let's try it together?"

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The so-called "Concubine Selection Ceremony" was set in the center of the town, on the arena where the Zhou family used to compete.

Since Xie Yu's bloodbath, the Zhou family's property has completely become his possessions - although for today's high-ranking Demon Lord, these properties are no longer precious.

According to Bai Ye, Xie Yu had a murderous temperament, and the residents of Chongling dared not speak out. Although there is fear in their hearts, there are still many people who send their school-age girls to choose concubines in order to get closer to him.

Oh, and boy, this monarch doesn't shy away from meat.

Ning Ning felt the low air pressure around Pei Ji, and didn't have the heart to accompany them to fool around.

On the patriarch's seat in front of the arena, there was a young man in a black robe sitting impressively, who must be the Demon Lord Xie Yu.

He is as handsome as the rumors, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, straight nose and thin lips, and he is actually three-pointed like Pei Ji. It's just that the latter has a little more softness and slenderness that belong to young people, and is closer to gloomy beauty than "handsome".

Ning Ning secretly made a small abacus in her heart.

If Xie Yu disappeared in the mountain fire not long after, then at this moment, he should have met Pei Jiniang and abandoned her like a shoe.

This is the Demon Lord, and the woman sitting not far from him should be the Miss Zhou family in the story.

Zhou Yimei has a small white flower appearance, which is standard for the female protagonist of abusive essays. Her face is pale and her neck is elongated. The willow eyebrows seem to be slightly wrinkled all the time.

Under her right eye, there really is a tear mole, which is like tears, even more sad.

No matter what happened back then, this girl was pitiful.

The family was devastated, and he was imprisoned in the high pavilion. Although he was sitting next to Xie Yu, he was not the mistress of the family.

In front of everyone's eyes, it is undoubtedly a huge shame.

Many years ago, the world of self-cultivation seemed to be very popular with the tyrannical and unreasonable literature, which can be seen from Jiang Si.

Ning Ning really didn't understand what this Miss Zhou was thinking. If it were her, maybe she would have fought Xie Yu to death long ago. Even if she died with her pigtails up, it would be a sacrifice of her life.

It can't really be like what is written in the cliché book, after being humiliated in all kinds of ways, she still loves the scum, and finally when she died of depression, Xie Yu finally came to his senses, and the pain was unbearable.

—Although Zhou Yimei lost his family and life, he also lost the most precious love in his life. This is undoubtedly the most profound punishment, enough to make up for all the hurt she suffered before.

Weird.

Anyone with a little bit of self-respect and a little sense of responsibility for their dead family would just want to tear this bastard into pieces. Where did the romantic relationship come from, in the final analysis, it just moved me, and people would not appreciate it at all.

Thinking of this, Ning Ning sighed in disappointment.

Having said that, but combined with the cause and effect, Zhou Yimei is likely to be dead.

Within this Chongling Mountain, Xie Yu was the only one who could create a Buddha state.

To say what kind of obsession he has in his heart, I am afraid that it is only after Miss Zhou passed away that he finally faced up to his own intentions, and since then he has been sealed in the Demon Refinement Tower and has fallen into autism.

This plot is really like buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, which is speechless.

-wrong.

Ning Ning suddenly frowned.

Since Chongling was destroyed by the mountain fire, no one survived, and the Demon Lord Xie Yu was nowhere to be seen again, who was the person who sent him into the Demon Refinement Tower? Where did the wildfire start and by whom

The more she thought about it, the more confused she became. When she fixed her eyes on the master seat, she found that there was a strange woman in the master seat beside Xie Yu.

Compared to Zhou Yimei, who was sullen and unhappy, that woman was a little jade, and she seemed to have entered the world from death. At this moment, she raised her right hand with a smile on her face, and fed Xie Yu's mouth with cakes.

Well, as expected of sadomasochism, she and Bai Ye were not disappointed, and the vicious female supporting cast just came.

The Iron Triangle is, after all, the most stable shape.

Ning Ning had a very bad impression of Xie Yu, and thought very badly that the two of them were posing like feeding monkeys in a zoo, in front of all the tourists around.

There were more and more onlookers waiting around, and she looked away from the faces of the three, only to realize that Pei Ji had moved behind her at some point, silently blocking the surging crowd for her.

He has always been taciturn, and since hearing about Xie Yu's deeds, he hasn't said a word for a long time.

Ning Ning only knew that Pei Ji had an awkward personality, couldn't guess what he was thinking, and didn't know how to comfort him at such a time.

It was rude to talk too much, so she just poked Pei Ji's arm and asked softly, "Are you okay?"

He let out a low "um" from his chest, and the hot air he exhaled landed on top of her head, whirling around.

Ning Ning pursed her lips and stretched out her right hand to hold his cuff.

This is a gesture that represents acceptance and comfort. Pei Ji moved her palm slightly, as if she wanted to hold her wrist.

However, this action quickly stopped in mid-air, and the boy's right hand was hidden in his sleeve, hesitating for a while, and finally retracted it.

He remembered what his mother shouted hysterically: "What are you like him?"

Pei Ji raised her dark pupils and looked at the handsome young man on the ring.

The bloodthirsty and brutality of the demons are in the same line.

If he also has such dirty blood... Then what is he

At this moment, a soft warmth suddenly enveloped his palm.

Ning Ning was standing right in front of him, and Pei Ji couldn't see her expression because he was standing with his back to him.

The only thing he knew was that she could see his resignation and hesitation, and the fingers that were pulling the cuffs lifted up and held them in his palm.

First, a soft and boneless knuckle, the pulp of the finger slowly pressed down, and then the whole piece of skin fit down.

Like water, with a hint of cool air, there is no real feeling.

It was obvious that she was the one who took the initiative, but because her palm was too small, when it was fully attached, she seemed to be caught in the shackles of Pei Ji.

He wondered at a loss, would Ning Ning and others also make such actions

When she was chatting and laughing with He Zhizhou, when she was chatting with Meng Jue, when she was asked by other sect disciples with blushing faces—

Even just seeing such a scene, he couldn't help feeling agitated.

I don't want her to get too close to other men.

I don't want her to... touch someone else's hand other than him.

The chaotic thoughts in my heart are like vines growing wildly, and the long eyelashes are drooping, covering the dark clouds surging in the bottom of my eyes.

Pei Ji let her hold her right hand and took a slow step forward.

The two of them were very close, and when he stepped forward, he almost embraced Ning Ning in his arms, and there was only a tiny distance between them.

The girl was stunned for a moment, but did not avoid it. When she looked up at him, there was the fragrance of flowers in her hair.

"Feel sorry."

Pei Ji's expression did not change, and her voice was light: "The back is too crowded."

In other words, this action was not his intention.

The crowd is a good excuse.

Ning Ning showed a clear expression of "I know". At the same time, the voices on and off the stage were noisy. I don't know who shouted: "It's started!"

She also smiled and whispered: "Pei Ji, it's starting."

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Most of the girls who came here did not want to. After all, ask yourself, no one would want to accompany the moody, slaughtering demon tyrant.

What's more, there is Miss Zhou as a lesson from the past, clearly placed there.

But they had to come, Xie Yu gave an order, if they disobeyed, the whole family would die.

Demons are not welcome in the first place, and he acts so madly, which naturally inspired many girls' rebellious psychology.

The scene of concubine selection was overcast, and those who acted ugly and went through the motions perfunctory thought it was the funeral home brigade gathered here to mourn.

Another beautiful sister in the shape of a mollusk finished dancing, Xie Yu was so furious that he almost bounced on the chair: "Take it all seriously for me! If the next one is not satisfactory, don't blame me for being rude! "

Ning Ning whispered to Pei Ji: "The next one just hit the muzzle of the gun, it's probably a bit difficult."

As soon as she finished speaking, her expression became slightly condensed and she stayed where she was.

In the silent arena, a golden light suddenly appeared.

A figure soaring in mid-air appeared, and the incomparably eye-catching rounded bald head exuded a light yellow luster, spinning and spinning in the air, the cassock flying, golden light overflowing, like a beautiful egg just out of the bath.

Ning Ning only wanted to applaud. Young Master Yonggui put on a Dunhuang Feitian stance, and the next performance will definitely not disappoint.

Dedication, really dedicated.

His eyes were far away from Xie Yu's, so eager to speak, more affectionate than ruthless, forcing the latter to vomit out a mouthful of cake, rolled his eyes and coughed, and said in a hoarse voice, "What is this? "

"The little monk will return forever, and I would like to dedicate a song to the devil."

Yonggui folded his hands together, raised his lips and smiled: "Please don't dislike the devil."

The corner of Xie Yu's mouth twitched obviously: "Okay."

Ning Ning under the stage changed slightly.

With the habit of Yonggui's little master, what else could the "quzi" mentioned in his mouth be.

However, it was too late to stop it.

But seeing Yonggui frowning attentively, he let out a low growl from his throat, and then made a tender voice.

"Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum."

"It hasn't changed since the beginning, Xie Yu is the brightest star in my heart. Om Mani Padme Hum, the pretty face of the devil is so graceful, Om Mani Padme Hum, your status will always be the most important. —Yo! Well, I only care about you, Padme Hum, when will you understand!”

Ning Ning was stunned.

Beyond the current ten versions of music understanding, what kind of genius is this to create the electronic music rap version of the Buddhist Great Ming Mantra! The comprehension world has picked up a ghost!

The people in the audience were also stunned.

The monk looked like a madman, and his mouth was crackling as if he had been hit by evil. That's right, firelight.

- Help, it's so scary! He said with his eyes crooked, and his lips were sparkling! How, how can it be like this!

Yonggui's speech was getting faster and faster, until his lips rubbed to make a fire, and the radiating sparks collided in mid-air, condensing into a little love, just in front of Xie Yu.

There were so many gaps in the picture, Ning Ning was stunned, and couldn't think of a word.

Don't ask, ask is a high-level disciple of Buddhism, who is not bound by the mundane world.

The light of the fire was attached to the white smoke, obscuring everything else. In the misty white fog, only two flaps of mouth can be seen flying up and down, like two jumping fish that came to the shore, blooming the most simple beauty at the end of life.

The song ended, and there was no sound.

Yonggui smiled and blinked, looking shyly at Xie Yu.

Xie Yu's face was cold and his heart was cold, as if he had experienced a baptism of life, and looked at him faintly.

Xie Yu: "Come on, give me a fork out."

Yonggui's face was full of disbelief.

According to his estimation, this meticulously composed piece is sung, not to mention making the Demon Lord cry and begging him to be the Supreme Emperor, and winning the first place in the harem is definitely a no-brainer.

It is worthy of being a monster, and its aesthetics are very different from ordinary people, and it cannot be measured with ordinary eyes. Seeing that the plan was about to be scrapped, the little monk hurriedly glanced at Bai Ye who was in the waiting room.

Bai Ye gave him a "two", meaning to start the backup plan.

So all the audience at the scene witnessed another horrifying picture at the same time.

The monk who had been hit with evil suddenly burst into flames, trembling all over his body, and his eyes were drenched with blood like a mad cow. Don't leave me? Why don't you leave me?"

The guard stood up with his sword drawn, Xie Yu waited patiently, Ning Ning saw his scalp go numb, and asked Bai Ye through voice transmission, "What do you want to do?"

"Our second plan is to play emotional cards and ask him to bring us into the harem."

Bai Ye was speechless, raised his head to stop his tears: "The words are written like this, as long as 'the whole body is trembling, the end of the eyes is red, and the other party is whispering humbly', the other party will be able to change his mind."

Ning Ning:…

Oh, that's fine.

The little master acted quite like that, although it turned into "twitching all over, blood red eyes, and extremely frantic questioning".

Maybe it's because Yonggui's humble murmuring looks like a red-eyed psychopath, or maybe it's because Xie Yu's little patience is running out.

With a muffled sound, the little monk's emaciated body flew into the air, and was hit by the devil's aura to the bottom of the ring, and the sparks in his mouth were full of blood.

Bai Ye was horrified: "Little Master!"

"The little monk is destined to be out of action. Next, it's all about the efforts of fellow Daoists. You look at the beautiful scenery around you. It's my encouragement to you."

Yonggui took a deep breath and slapped the opponent's right hand: "Next... please."