Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Chapter 97

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Listening to Ning's words is better than reading ten years of books.

Ning Ning's nonsense almost includes most of the sadistic and romantic routines, and all the ancient male and female protagonists can vaguely see their own shadows.

What's more, she spoke in such a detailed and fluent manner, without any hesitation or hesitation when she blurted out, except that these things really happened to her, Xie Yu couldn't find a second explanation.

Xie Yu was filled with righteous indignation: "Those who are affectionate are always hurt the most, and Zhen Xiao is in vain for being famous and decent!"

When he said these words, he lowered his eyelashes somewhat mockingly and looked to the right of the seat.

Apart from the few people who participated in the trial and the Demon Lord Xie Yu, there were also two women seated at the banquet.

It was the two that Ningning saw when choosing a concubine.

According to Xie Yu, the one on the left wearing a golden silk moonflower dress is named Gu Zhaozhao, who was originally the maid of the Zhou family. When he was poor, he never gave up and depended on each other in life and death. The two of them were deeply in love, and they will live up to her in this life. .

Ning Ning's heart skipped a beat as she listened. When she heard "the husband and wife are deeply in love", she almost laughed out loud on the spot when she thought of the scene of today's beautiful concubine selection.

As for the woman in white on the right, it is Zhou Yimei, the Miss Zhou family.

Xie Yu obviously didn't want to pay attention to her, but he also clearly wanted to humiliate her. After introducing his name and name with disdain, his thin lips picked up coldly: "Once how unattainable Miss Zhou was, now it's just me. ban."

The word "forbidden" is too old-fashioned, and most people really can't bear it.

It's hard to imagine that someone would say such a line without changing his face. Ning Ning was so embarrassed that he scratched the sole of his shoe with his toes, and almost gave this rubbish man with a small stomach a set of military boxing on the spot, so that the abuse of the body and the heart forced the hobby to feel good from socialism. of supreme care.

At this moment, when it comes to "affectionate people are hurt the most", the reason why Xie Yu looks at Zhou Yimei is self-evident.

He came from a humble background and was raised as a slave without human rights in the Zhou family.

It's a pity that Lang Youqing has no intention of concubine, Zhou Yimei not only has little interest in him, but also betrays Xie Yu after he proposes to elope—

Thinking of this, Ning Ning didn't understand again.

Even if Xie Yu gave ten times the sincerity, even if Zhou Yi's brows were as cold as iron and never moved by him, no matter how she thought about it, she didn't seem to be at fault.

Even a three-year-old child knows that efforts may not be rewarded. Xie Yu has a deep affection for Zhou Yimei. Does she have to be tempted by it? In addition to "going deeper and deeper", there is also a sentence called "the toad wants to eat swan meat", if the swan doesn't like it, it doesn't like it, and it can force her to be with the pirated frog prince.

As for Xie Yu, it is selfish to put it bluntly. I really thought that I was the center of the world, and that I would be effective if I pursued it with all my heart and lungs. In fact, the things I did only touched me.

Zhou Yimei's face turned pale when she heard the words, and she lowered her head and said nothing.

From the beginning of the banquet to the present, she hadn't swallowed a single bite of the meal.

"This girl is the reason, that—"

Xie Yu, who was highly poisoned in love, believed Ning Ning to be true, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Bai Ye who was beside him: "This little Taoist priest, I don't know why?"

Bai Ye was slamming the rice, when he heard the sound, he was stunned, and when he looked up, his mouth was full of Bai.

"I… "

Bai Ye slowly swallowed the white rice in his mouth and raised his head slightly to look at the sky.

With Ningning taking the lead, he understood what he should do.

"That woman's name is He Xiaochen."

At the same time, the elders outside the mirror let out a rather disgusting "Oh".

He Xiaochen, who was inexplicably lying with a gun:? ?

"From childhood to adulthood, I humbly loved her for twelve years, but in order to punish her beloved man, I was thrown into prison and had my kidney taken away."

Bai Ye clenched his fists and slammed the table hard: "She married me after she was released from prison, but it turned out to be just a lie! After all, my sincere heart was destroyed by her, and it was drenched in blood... So I I escaped, and before I left, I told her with the last bit of dignity I had left: He Xiaochen, this time I don't love you anymore."

Why is a kidney taken again

Xie Yu's gaze towards him gradually became complicated. He wanted to comfort him with a word or two, but he heard a bang on the table.

"But she doesn't know... she doesn't know anything!"

Bai Ye gritted his teeth, his eyes were stained with light red: "Actually, it was me who had a private life with her when she was a child, and it was me who took care of her in the cave for three days and three nights—not my twin brother! She always confessed her mistakes. It's gone!"

This is a master!

Hearing this turning point unexpectedly, Ning Ning said in his heart that he was an expert.

In just two short paragraphs, Bai Ye has incisively accommodated the prison terrier, the kidney-picking terrier, the betrayal terrier, the white moonlight terrier and the most classic mistake-admitting terrier. .

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Gu Zhaozhao groaned in embarrassment after hearing these words, and the smile in his eyes quietly stopped.

"There are such ruthless people in the world!"

Xie Yu is a man who is easily hurt, and was tortured by the grievances and entanglements in the story until his face turned pale: "Love is really useless, more love is useless, the relationship is most afraid of her appearing on the scene, but we are still dead, no matter what, not love is just I don't love it anymore."

Bai Ye kept nodding his head, but in reality he was completely at a loss:

What is this guy talking about? Can anyone in the real world say such embarrassing lines? Or, is he actually acting like a little monk Yonggui

This slaughterhouse is dominated by sadistic romances. It is estimated that I have never met someone who is more capable of spitting blood than it. It was subjected to too much indigestible information for a while, and I was stunned.

After a moment of stagnation, Xie Yu chose to give up this group of dancing demons and ghosts, and ran towards the increasingly distorted main line.

"Everyone is hurt by love. Come to Chongling today, it's better to drink wine to relieve your worries."

Xie Yu pursed his lips and smiled, then leaned against the back of the chair with a frivolous tone: "Miss Zhou, pour wine for the Taoist priests."

Zhou Yi frowned slightly.

Pouring wine has always been done by maids and maids. His remarks are undoubtedly telling her in front of everyone that the eldest Miss Zhou, who was out of reach back then, has no power and is at his mercy.

It's really a small belly.

On weekdays, Ning Ning would have drawn his sword and stepped forward, but now due to the restrictions of the Buddha, he had to wait aside and wait for the plot to develop.

Originally, she was good at holding her cheeks, and stared at Zhou Yimei without saying a word. When the latter picked up the jug, she suddenly blinked quickly.

The woman in the white dress was slender and slender, and she was weak and weak due to illness.

She actually held the wine jug in her left hand, and although her right hand was also covered on the porcelain, her five fingers were so soft that she seemed to have no strength, and she could only make a "holding" gesture.

There is a problem with Zhou Yimei's right hand, and it is very likely that it can no longer be used.

In this way, Xie Yu's intention to let her pour the wine is a bit more sinister.

She was tortured so weak that she could only support the heavy wine jug with one left hand, so unsurprisingly, when pouring wine for Xie Yu, her arms trembled slightly and spilled the wine a little.

This is exactly the purpose of Xie Yu.

"Why, could it be that Miss Zhou has even poured wine—"

The sullen young man smiled coldly, his white jade-like face was covered with a slight frost, and he was about to open his mouth to humiliate, when he heard another crisp female voice not far away.

"When I think of Zhen Xiao again after many days, the most unforgettable thing for me is that day on Wangyue Mountain."

Ning Ning was very emotional, unable to extricate himself into the memory: "He plucked out my blood, and after saving Bai Yueguang, he planned to leave with Yu Jian. But my spiritual power was exhausted, and I couldn't control the star-marked sword at all. That dog man sneered and watched. At me, he actually said—"

"Why, could it be that as a sword cultivator, you can't even fly Yujian?"

Xie Yu choked.

This seems to be the line he was going to say just now.

"Go to his Yujianfei! Doesn't he know how weak I will be after plucking out the blood from my heart? Since I love flying so much, I'll just cut off that fellow's hands and feet, pluck his spiritual marrow, destroy his bloodline, and make him Tie to a sword and fly a kite! A dog man whose head can be kicked as a ball!"

After Ning Ning finished speaking angrily, she finally raised her eyelashes and gently hooked her lips towards Xie Yu: "Master Demon Lord, do you think so?"

Xie Yu:…

Xie Yu: "Okay, it seems, yes."

Even so, why do I have an inexplicable illusion of scolding myself.

After being tossed by Ning Ning like this, Xie Yu forgot all the lines he had prepared before, Zhou Yimei cast a grateful look at her, turned slightly to the side, and came to Gu Zhaozhao.

The two of them used to be a young lady and a maid, but now their identities are very different.

When Gu Zhaozhao saw her, the gentle and harmless smile on the corner of his lips was even worse: "Thank you, Miss."

Zhou Yimei turned his back to Xie Yu when pouring wine, forming a closed visual blind spot, so it was difficult for him to see the specific movements between the two women.

But Ning Ning could see clearly.

At the moment when Zhou Yimei tilted the jug down, Gu Zhaozhao's arm swayed and hit her injured right hand.

Immediately, the right arm trembled violently, the wine jug fell to the ground, and the crisp sound of broken porcelain was caught off guard, accompanied by a hasty exclamation from Gu Zhaozhao.

Wow.

Ning Ning applauded her in her heart, the taste of this vicious female supporting actress is really authentic.

"what happened?"

Xie Yu seemed to have suffered from the halo of wisdom, and his IQ, which was already at risk, kept on -1-1-1, and the dragon roared: "Zhao Zhao! Are you injured! And you! Zhou Yimei! What tricks do you want to play with this woman!"

I hope the gongs and drums at this person's funeral are better than this.

Ning Ning silently covered her ears.

"I'm fine, don't blame Miss, it's all me—"

"Zhen Xiao is nothing. What I hate most is my twin brother who looks exactly the same."

Bai Ye said coldly, interrupting Gu Zhaozhao's voice mercilessly: "That day when the heavy snow closed the city, he walked side by side on the long ladder with me, and suddenly rolled down on his own! When He Xiaochen helped him up, then The bastard has the cheek to say—"

"I'm fine, don't blame my brother for pushing me, it's all my fault. If you were more careful, you wouldn't fall off the ladder."

Gu Zhaozhao choked.

This seems to be the line she was going to say just now.

"I just want to say get out! I really like to roll the stairs so much, go to the young master! If I really wanted to hurt you, would I still use such an idiot method? It's okay if you are mentally retarded, can you stop pulling me into the water too? Hurting you? You deserve it too? I will really add drama to myself!"

Gu Zhaozhao's face was ashen as he lowered his head to cook rice tremblingly.

"And He Xiaochen! She actually believes in such a clumsy method? Such a brain, it's as tragic as a wrongful case! I was really blind before I fell in love with her, bah! Self-indulgent fool!"

Bai Ye was born in a scholarly family. He finally showed his eloquence at the Ten Ways Club, but he didn't expect it to be a curse.

He was out of breath, and he didn't stop from the beginning to the end. After speaking, he poured saliva into his mouth and said dumbly: "Xie Mojun, Miss Gu, do you think I am right?"

Xie Yu and Gu Zhaozhao both twitched the corners of their mouths.

Incredible, simply incredible.

The two of them seemed to have eaten their brains by this group of cultivators. All thoughts and words were invisible, and they were so robbed that they couldn't catch a word.

Xie Yu had a rare suspicion.

Did what he did to Zhou Yimei really go too far? Could it be that Gu Zhaozhao did his tricks to spill the wine? But-

No, it's all just a coincidence.

His youthful love was stepped on by Zhou Yimei, and he clearly agreed to leave together, but only waited for the servant who came with a stick and wanted to put him to death.

Only Zhaozhao, the one who brought clothes and cakes when he was hungry and cold, and the one who brought him the wound medicine at the edge of life and death, were the last inch of pure land in his heart.

As for this group of monks, they are no longer normal people.

Sitting here, there are only a few people who seem to be normal, but in fact have their kidneys hollowed out, and he doesn't need to say much about them.

"Hehe, the most ridiculous thing about those stupid people is that they are stupid and don't know it. Even if they notice something is wrong, they always find reasons for themselves."

Ning Ning turned her head to Bai Ye and said, "Things you don't know yourself are really useless if you look in the mirror."

Bai Ye took it seriously: "For the best, their parents must be very humorous, otherwise why would they make a joke?"

Xie Yu:…

Xie Yu felt that the two of them sang Sang and scolded Huai in harmony.

But he has no evidence.