"Fatty, you are so bad!" Shuiyan covered her mouth and laughed.
"Little girl, this is called All is fair in war, you don't understand!" The fat man was complacent, looking like he was smarter than Zhuge Liang.
"Yan'er, this is called looking at life from a small perspective! This fat guy even cheats when playing a game, which shows that he is also a liar in real life! This is the best negative example. When you see such a person in the future, you must keep your distance from him!" Guai Xue'er said seriously.
Shui Yaner immediately stood up straight, gave an awkward military salute, and said, "Yes, Commander!"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, while Fatty Han shook his head repeatedly and said, "Fat Brother is a rare young man with four qualities these days, but you just don't know his worth!"
"Which four?" Baifa No. 1 Middle School had been relatively silent, and it was a rare opportunity for him to join in the fun.
“A bit greedy!”
"It's a bit lewd!"
“A bit bad!”
"a little fat!"
"Go—" After hearing this, the four of them gave the fat man a look of contempt.
After entering the dungeon to revive, they headed straight to boss number two. The five of them sat down outside the boss' room to eat snacks and recover.
“Get on it!”
Zhang Yang and Shui Yaner used the charge at almost the same time, and crashed into the boss in a flash.
"ridicule!"
Zhang Yang immediately attracted the boss's hatred and activated "block". At the same time, the silver scale sword flashed and a "-335" damage number floated on the boss's body. The rage value rose to 34 points, and Zhang Yang used "crush armor" to stabilize the hatred and played "sweep" at the same time.
By the time the two-second taunt forced attack effect ended, Zhang Yang had completely secured his hatred and applied two layers of armor-breaking armor.
Tulinges made a hoarse voice and said, "Invaders, I will never let you destroy Lord Mazavi's plan. All humans will perish!" After the opening remarks, it also chased Zhang Yang and beat him up.
"Wow, to destroy all mankind, it turns out that every bad guy has such a great ideal!" Shuiyaner laughed.
"In fact, Mazhawi is also a poor man!" Zhang Yang said as he outputted.
"oh?"
"Don't you read the official introduction? Every copy has its background story!" Zhang Yang said.
"Fat brother just looks at what equipment it produces!"
"Sister, all I care about is how much money it drops!"
"How shallow! They made the game so vivid and detailed, but putting it in front of you is like a cow chewing a peony, a complete waste of resources!" Zhang Yang shook his head repeatedly.
"Tsk, pretending to be profound will only make you age quickly!" Shuiyan'er's face was full of contempt.
"Just treat it as a story, tell me about it!" Guai Xue'er recovered and started to flirt with me again.
"The story says that Mazawi was originally a well-known wizard, belonging to the Imperial Royal Wizard Corps. Many years ago, he joined the army to fight against the invading Undead Legion, but his beloved wife committed suicide because she was raped by a noble. When Mazawi returned and learned about it, he went to seek revenge on the noble, but was wrongly accused of treason and was hated by the people of the city. He was also imprisoned and awaited execution."
"In despair, Mazawi offered his soul to the devil, gained infinite power, escaped from the cage, and slaughtered the entire Snow Spirit City! Afterwards, he occupied Snow Spirit City and summoned countless elemental creatures to protect the city for him, repelling the empire's army time and time again."
Zhang Yang was talking leisurely, when he suddenly shouted, "Damn, what are you daydreaming about? Keep fighting!"
The four of them woke up as if from a dream. Shuiyan curled her lips and said, "Mazzavi is so pitiful!"
"Oh, it would be great if I could marry a man as affectionate and loyal as Mazhawi in the future!" Guai Xueer said with longing.
"Cousin, it's not enough to just be loyal and affectionate. You also have to be honest, brave, handsome and cool! If you're like Fatty, it won't be enough no matter how loyal and affectionate you are!" Shui Yaner glanced at Fatty Han and giggled.
Fatty Han was stunned. He just made a few jokes, so why did he become a public enemy
"Stupid invaders, you have irritated me!" A red light flashed across the body of the Earth Spirit Ers, and his attack power instantly increased to a higher level.
“Ding! Earthlinges gains the Growth (1st level) effect, increasing all damage by 5%!”
"Okay, let's stop telling stories and focus on beating the boss!" Zhang Yang hacked hard.
"Ding! Player Zhan Yu has been affected by the heavy attack and is unconscious for two seconds!"
"-305!"
"-316!"
"-84!"
"+120!"
"-312!"
"+297!"
"-301!"
"-84!"
This time, Guai Xueer used Holy Prayer instead. The 1.5 second casting time made it easy to weave in the boss's continuous attacks. Although this series of attacks was fierce, Zhang Yang's health remained at around 900.
He dodged and "blocked" once, giving Guaxueer enough time to read the bar, and then "+398". A powerful healing spell flashed by, and Zhang Yang's health reached more than 70%.
90%, 80%... the boss keeps losing blood. At the same time, 5%, 10%, 15%, the boss is also constantly "growing", and the damage is getting more and more fierce.
"Very good, keep it up, we can definitely pass this time!" Zhang Yang said loudly.
"Ridiculous invaders, I will crush you all into pieces!" Tulinges roared wildly, and red light flashed on his body one after another. When his health decreased to 10%, he also "grew" to the 12th level!
"The most dangerous moment has arrived!" Zhang Yang shouted.
"Ding! Player Zhan Yu has been affected by the heavy attack and is unconscious for two seconds!"
"-487!"
"-128!"
"+120!"
"-482!"
"-489!"
"+302!"
"-128!"
"-491!"
After a series of thrilling jumps, Zhang Yang's health bar stopped at 57 points!
At this time, the boss attacks again!
"dodge!"
"Parry!"
Zhang Yang also quickly clicked on a blood bottle and held on until Guaxueer finished using her powerful healing spell.
"+399!"
Finally averted the danger!
9%, 8%, 7%... The boss's death is irreversible!
4%!
3%!
2%!
1%!
0%!
"Lord Mazawi will definitely resurrect me! Next time, I will definitely crush... all of you... to pieces!" Leaving behind a last word, Tulinges fell down with a bang!
"It's over!"
Everyone felt relieved and then cheered loudly!
"Ding! Your team killed Tulinges, and you gained 26,450 experience points (50 points of team reward)!"
“Ding! Your team has completed the first clearance of Mazaveh’s Lair: Front Hall (Death Mode). This great achievement has been listed on the Death Mode First Clearance List. As the captain, please name your team!”
Zhang Yang thought for a moment and said, "Little girl, bring 1,000 gold and write your guild's name on the first team!"
"Wow, you bad uncle, we are so familiar with each other, but you still charge us fees, it is so unkind!" Shuiyaner yelled, taking her money is as difficult as robbing a bank!
"Friends are friends, but business is business!" Zhang Yang teased her deliberately.
"Don't—" Shuiyan'er began to imitate Guai Xue'er's coquettish manner, but after trying for a long time, she still couldn't squeeze out a wink, and she was exhausted! The little girl stamped her feet and said, "At most, I can give you Guai Xue'er's nude photos! Nude photos!"
"Silly girl, what nonsense are you talking about!" Guai Xue'er raised her eyebrows and a seductive glance naturally floated out.
"Really?" Fatty Han came up to join in the fun.
"Of course!" Shuiyan raised her chest, although it was flat.
Guai Xue'er didn't take it seriously at first, but seeing the little girl's smirk, she couldn't help but become suspicious and said, "You really can't-"
"whee!"
"Stinky girl, when did you take the photo?"
"You always open the door when you take a shower. A few times, people happened to pass by with their phones and took photos of you without noticing!"
"Little girl, you're dead!" Guai Xueer's voice suddenly rose.
Fatty Han's eyes were already red, and he said, "Sister Yan'er, we are so familiar with each other—"
"Go away, I don't know you!" Shuiyaner curled her lips.
Zhang Yang smiled and said, "For this copy, write your guild's name. For the next copy, write our guild's name!"
"Hey, when did you join the guild?" Guai Xueer asked curiously.
"Not yet. However, after we finish these two books and get out, Fatty, Baifa and I will set up a guild together! What do you think? Are you interested in joining us?" Zhang Yang looked at the two women. They were both good prospects!
"Why go to all that trouble!" Shui Yan curled her lips and said, "Come to our guild, and I'll give you the position of guild leader!"
"Hey, are you willing to do that?" Zhang Yang was stunned.
"That's nothing. My cousin and I formed a guild just for fun. Being a president is exhausting. I have to take care of this and that all day long! I haven't wanted to do this for a long time. I'd be more than happy if you were willing to take over!" Shuiyaner said nonchalantly.
Zhang Yang had not thought that things would develop in this direction. He said, "You have to think carefully. Miracle is different from other games. In the future, a lot of people will join in. It can basically be called the second world. If this guild is managed well, it can be very profitable!"
"Okay, you're a man, why are you still talking so much? It's really unpleasant! Don't you think so, cousin?"
"Well, school will start in more than a month, and Yan'er doesn't have much time to play games. It would be great if you were willing to take over the guild!" Guai Xue'er also nodded.
Zhang Yang couldn't help but feel sorry for the people of Damo Guyan. They had to deal with two irresponsible leaders. After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, add all three of us to the guild! Fatty, quit your original guild first!"
Fatty Han looked reluctant and said, "Alas, Fatty is so handsome, after he leaves, those beauties will definitely go crazy!"
"Ding! The player Shuiyaner invites you to join the Desert Guyan Guild. Do you accept?"
When Zhang Yang clicked to accept, he soon saw the prompt message on the guild channel.
—The player Slim Handsome Man joined the guild.
—Player Baifa Yizhong joined the guild.
Zhang Yang also casually filled in the name "Damo Guyan". After clicking confirm, the server started to flash red like crazy.
"Server announcement: Team Damo Guyan has obtained the first server clearance of Mazawi's Lair: Front Hall (Death Mode). This achievement will be listed on the Death Mode First Clearance List (China Region)!"
"Server Announcement: Player Zhan Yu (Captain) has obtained the first server clearance of Mazave's Lair: Front Hall (Death Mode), and received 10 gold coins and one skill point as a system reward, and all alliance reputations increased by 500 points!"
"Server Notice: Player Shishaer..."
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