"The boss's third skill is called Lava Flow." Zhang Yang continued to explain, "With the boss as the center, eight streams of molten lava will gush out in the surroundings. The molten lava will last for about 30 seconds. People standing in the molten lava will lose 500 health per second, so remember to dodge in time!"
"It seems very simple, just need to avoid the lava!" said Fatty Han.
"fourth-"
"Fuck! How come there's a fourth one? Yangzi, don't say a word!"
Zhang Yang smiled and said, "Fourth, every time someone dies, the boss's damage will increase by 50%, so no one can die! In short, save your life and don't die!"
“Get on it!”
Brush, charge and attack the monster.
“Where did this caterpillar come from? How dare you break into my territory! The Water Spirit and the Earth Spirit are two idiots. They are really useless!” Fire Spirit Fal was not affected by the stun effect of the charge at all. He immediately raised a flaming fist and blasted at Zhang Yang. “Hahaha, let me burn your souls with flames and let you wander in the abyss of depravity forever!”
"Yangzi, why is this boss so long-winded?" Fatty Han shot an arrow and asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm almost competing with you, Zhan Yu!" Shui Yan'er also rushed to the boss and started hacking hard. Watching the big damage numbers jump up, the little girl's face flushed with excitement.
Can I get here without talking too much? Zhang Yang smiled bitterly and said, "The difficulty of some bosses is not in tactics, but in the boss's trash talk!"
"Go, the boss also knows how to trash talk?" Fatty Han laughed.
"Well, wait and see, this boss is the first trash-talking boss we encounter!" Zhang Yang already had five layers of broken armor, making the boss, who already had thin skin, even more vulnerable.
"You little brat, I will roast you into pieces with flames and have you as my dinner!" The fire spirit Fal began to chant the flame bomb.
Three seconds later, a huge fireball blasted towards Zhang Yang, and there was no way to stop it or retreat!
"-800!"
A large damage number immediately floated above Zhang Yang's head.
"Haha, you stupid mortal, how does it feel to be roasted by flames!" The Fire Spirit Fal began to use his pitiful melee damage to beat Zhang Yang again, "Maybe I should keep your bones and make them into a skeleton to decorate my palace!"
After only a few hits, the Fire Spirit Fal started to sing fire bullets again. As a mage monster, it naturally mainly attacks with spells.
Bang! Another fireball shot out, and the number "-800" floated above Zhang Yang's head.
"Impossible! How can you, a mere mortal, stop the great Fal! Why haven't you died yet? No, you should die! Die immediately!" The fire spirit Fal suddenly roared.
"Ding! The Fire Spirit Fal has become angry!"
"Ding! The Fire Spirit Fal casts a knockback!"
Boom! A blaze radiated in all directions with the Fire Spirit Fal as the center, instantly knocking Zhang Yang and Shui Yan'er back and leaving a negative effect on them.
"Idiot, I won't show mercy anymore!" The fire spirit Fal aimed at Zhang Yang and started singing fire bombs again.
"Oh my god, why does this boss talk so much!" Fatty Han couldn't stand it anymore.
"A boss who talks trash is also a challenge!" Zhang Yang said with a smile. After fighting this kind of boss many times, you will get used to it. You won't get angry with a computer!
Guai Xue'er was also very upset and said, "Kill it quickly, I can't stand it anymore!"
After throwing a fire bomb, the Fire Spirit Falton paused, glanced at Fatty Han, Guai Xueer and the others, and said, "You villains who only dare to hide aside and attack, I will burn you to death with flames!"
call!
Eight streams of roiling red liquid gushed out from the boss's body and flowed away into the distance.
Fatty Han and the others dodged quickly, but Zhang Yang and Shui Yan'er, who were within the close combat range, had no time to react at all. Fortunately, the boss's eight streams of magma did not have any specific targets and just brushed past them, which just scared them!
90%, 80%, 70%, the boss's health began to drop rapidly. Because this guy talked too much, the five people wanted to kill him immediately, and they actually squeezed out more of his output that had already reached the limit.
"Damned mortals, I curse you!" The fire spirit Fal was beaten so hard that he cried out in pain, "Let the flames purify you!"
The boss used "knockback" again. Zhang Yang, who was vulnerable to fire, originally had only 600+ HP left and was almost killed instantly by this move!
"Fortunately, this boss won't say that a son born without an asshole, otherwise Fatty will be really angry!" Fatty Han was shooting happily.
"You slim and handsome man, you haven't ejaculated for a long time, you are not really a man!" Fire Spirit Fal suddenly said this.
Fatty Han's attack suddenly stagnated, and then he became furious and yelled at the boss: "Who said that Fatty can't cum? Fatty claims to have sex seven times a night and can cum in five minutes. If you don't cum, Fatty will cum in your face!"
"Hey, you wretched fat man!"
"Disgusting!"
"Fatty, you exposed yourself!"
Fatty Han finally realized that he had been tricked by a computer! Who made the computer say such things that a man could never tolerate
"Haha, Fatty, your reputation is ruined now!" Zhang Yang laughed.
"Get lost!" The fat man was angry. "How can this boss be so vulgar? He should fight me now!"
“Damn, you have evil thoughts. The boss said that you are not good at archery, but he didn’t say that you... are not good! Hey, Fatty, there really can’t be something wrong with you. I know there is an old military doctor living in the alley in front of our community...” Zhang Yang laughed to death.
"Get out of the way, there's no problem with that aspect of Fatty!" Fatty Han decisively defended his "ability".
"You only hit the target once in a hundred shots, but you couldn't ejaculate after shooting for a long time. You are really not a man!" The Fire Spirit Fal pointed the finger at Bailashizhong and began to mock him again.
Fortunately, Baifayi was an experienced man and was not as excited as the fat man. He continued to attack calmly.
Zhang Yang praised: "Fatty, see, this is called grace!"
"Tsk, Baifa, tell me the truth, how old are you?" asked Fatty Han.
Baifa Yizhong smiled and said, "Thirty!"
"A man at 30 is a Microsoft, at 40 he is an Lenovo! This is not called grace, this is called the truth. There is definitely a problem of not being able to shoot a hundred times!"
Speaking of this topic, I'm afraid no man would be convinced. Baifa Yizhong pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "My wife said that I have no problem, no matter how big the problem is, it's not a problem!"
"Damn! Philosopher!" Fatty Han and Zhang Yang exclaimed at the same time, and then burst into laughter.
"Hey, are you still going to fight the boss?" Shuiyan'er couldn't stand it anymore. It's not that she couldn't accept adult topics, but she couldn't understand most of them. It was boring if she didn't understand!
"Shuiyan, are you massaging me? It's all in vain!" Fire Spirit Fal pointed his spearhead at Shuiyan again and started to speak venomously, "I'm going to crush you!"
"Flat? Flat? Flat chest?" I have to admire Shuiyan'er. She can immediately imagine the word flat as flat chests. The little girl was furious and danced with the spear even more happily!
The fat man laughed and said, "This boss fight is so much fun!"
"Rogue boss, rogue fat man!" Shuiyaner muttered as she chopped.
"Hey, hey, hey, Fatty is a serious man!" Fatty Han quickly complained.
"Humble mortal, prepare for my wrath!" The Fire Spirit Fal began to cast Lava Flow again.
After a lot of chaos, the situation returned to normal and the boss's health dropped to 20%.
"This boss is so easy!" Fatty Han said, "If I hadn't been talking too much nonsense, I would have fought bosses like this more often in the future!"
Zhang Yang shook his head and said, "We are lucky that we didn't encounter a combo of fire bomb followed by knockback, which could have killed someone instantly!"
15%.
10%.
7%.
The boss's health continues to drop.
5%.
3%.
Bang, a fire bomb hit, and Zhang Yang’s health was immediately reduced to 512.
At this moment, the boss actually spoke again: "You angered me, mortals!"
"Ding! The Fire Spirit Fal releases the knockback!"
"-600!" Another damage number immediately floated over Zhang Yang's head.
"Ding! Player Zhan Yu died!"
"Don't stop, keep fighting!" Zhang Yang shouted hurriedly.
"Ding! Fire Spirit Fal has gained the effect of sacrifice, all damage increased by 50%!"
"Haha, delicious soul, I feel my strength increasing!" The fire spirit Fal's already tall body suddenly expanded another circle.
After Zhang Yang died, the boss changed its target to Shui Yan'er, the second most hated boss. Fortunately, this boss likes to throw fireballs, and even though Shui Yan'er was knocked back and only had 450 HP, she would die after a few hits. However, she insisted on chanting a three-second fireball!
2%.
1%.
"-2250!"
Shuiyan'er was vulnerable to fire, and even if Guaixue'er quickly reduced her health to full, her mere 1,200 health points could not withstand the boss's attack, and she died immediately.
"Ding! Fire Spirit Fal has gained the effect of sacrifice, all damage increased by 100%!"
"What a wonderful feeling! My strength has increased again!" The Fire Spirit Fal laughed, turned his gaze to Fatty Han, and began to chant the fire bomb again.
1200.
950.
740.
The boss has less than 1,000 health points left!
400.
143.
"-2000!" The flame bomb hit and the fat man fell down.
"Ding! The Fire Spirit Fal has gained the effect of sacrifice, and all damage has increased by 150%!"
The boss didn't throw fire bombs this time, but ran towards the Hundred Shots. This boss will sometimes engage in melee combat.
"-176!"
"-413!"
Baifa Yizhong and Guaixueer threw out attacks at the same time.
“No! No! No! I am the immortal God of Fire, no one can kill me! No…” With an unwilling roar, the boss fell down.
"Ding! Your team killed the Fire Spirit Fal, and you gained 69,050 experience points (50 points of team reward)!"
ps: I will add two chapters every day, which should be enough to make up for the promise.
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