"Fatty, Baizhong, hurry up and beat the small-minded group!"
Zhang Yang fulfilled the duties of a captain and immediately took command when a new situation emerged.
Shiyan was so scared that she ran away with her head in her hands. If she were really smelled by the boss's stinky fart, she would definitely not be able to eat for several days!
After hitting the target once, Fatty Han came to his senses and both changed their targets and started attacking the small air mass.
However, the flying speed of this small air mass was so fast that Baifa Yizhong and Fatty Han were stunned at the beginning and failed to react in time. Although they quickly reduced the health of the small air mass by more than half, the small air mass also caught up with Shuiyaner.
"No, don't—" Shuiyan let out a cruel cry.
"Ding! Player Shuiyaner is affected by the effect of Small Air Mass: Stinking, and is unconscious for ten seconds!"
A gas bomb slowly floated over and hit the hookah.
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-960!"
Five damage numbers jumped up on Zhang Yang and the others at the same time. Except for Zhang Yang, the other four were all left with little health.
Another gas bomb floated over and hit Shuiyan, who had no power to dodge.
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-1200!"
"-960!"
"Ding! Player Shuiyaner died!"
"Ding! Player Guai Xue'er died!"
"Ding… "
The team is wiped out!
In the cemetery, five souls appeared.
"Bah, bah, bah, stinky boss, rotten boss, bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Shuiyan'er's face was full of frustration, and she stuck out her tongue and spitted.
"Don't react so strongly, little girl. This is just a virtual game!" Zhang Yang comforted her.
"But it's so realistic! It stinks so much, I seem to still smell the stinky smell on my body!" Shuiyaner said with a sad face.
Fatty Han smiled obscenely and said, "Ms. Moumou Jie, it's healthier to take a shower!"
"roll!"
The four of them raised their middle fingers to him at the same time.
Brush, five more refreshes in the cemetery. During the development period, the teams of major guilds were wiped out in various ways, and this cemetery was very lively.
It turned out to be a team of angry beauties!
"It's Captain Zhan Yu. Where are you fighting? Did you kill No. 1?" Xue Qianxun asked on the regional channel.
Fatty Han was very upset when facing Meimei, and replied: "Xue Meimei, I am actually the real mastermind behind the scenes. I was the one who brought Yangzi up!"
"Haha, President Xue, where are you fighting now?" Zhang Yang asked instead of answering.
After a while, Xue Qianxun replied in the regional channel: "We first attacked the middle hall. We have killed No. 1 and are now attacking No. 2!"
The first attack was to attack the middle hall? Zhang Yang thought about it and immediately understood that the Hongyan Guild was avoiding the real situation and attacking the fake one! While everyone was fighting for the first pass of the front hall, they silently pushed the middle hall and won a lot of time!
I have to say, this is a brilliant strategy! Unfortunately, they met Zhang Yang!
"What a coincidence, we are also playing number two!" Since the other party was honest, Zhang Yang decided to treat him with sincerity as well.
hiss!
The five girls from the Beauty Guild gritted their teeth at the same time. How come it was number two so quickly
"Sister Xue, is he deliberately exaggerating to put pressure on us?" The Blood-Thorn Rose has never had a good impression of Zhang Yang.
Xue Qianxun thought about it, shook her head slowly, and said: "It shouldn't be! Judging from the fact that they can quickly get the first pass of the front hall, this progress is not too exaggerated!"
"Then what about us—" Bai Lan's face was full of worry.
"Desperate! This time, we must defeat the boss!" Xue Qianxun looked at her four teammates, "Qingwu, Shuixiu, you two must be quick in pumping up the air. Rose, don't just focus on chasing the boss, also pay attention to the air bombs!"
"Sister Xue, my breasts—"
"Big breasts mean no brains! Please, don't keep using this as an excuse!" Bai Lan interrupted Blood Rose, "I'm warning you, if you make a mistake again next time, I'll take a plane to Zhou Hang and come to your house and pop those two lumps of fat!"
"Tsk!" Bloodrose lowered her head and muttered softly, "My breasts are really big!"
"Actually, when it comes to big breasts, our Sister Xue is the one who hides her breasts! Hehe, they are 36F!" Shuixiu Huaxiang suddenly interrupted.
"real or fake?"
"Of course it's true! It's just that Sister Xue always wears loose clothes, which makes her look 'unattractive'! Princess, I have measured and tested it myself!" Shui Xiu Hua Xiang said.
"Damn it! You slut, you even dare to defile Sister Xue! I haven't even touched Sister Xue!"
"Sister Xue, I want to touch it too!"
The five women immediately became a mess.
…
Zhang Yang's team entered the dungeon and resurrected.
"The competition is fierce!" The five people started chatting as they ran towards the boss room.
"Yangzi, they are all beautiful! How about we give in to them and do them a favor? Maybe they will be grateful and want to have a threesome, a triplet, or even a whole flight with them!" Fatty Han started daydreaming again.
"I'm considering whether I should change someone for the next copy!" Zhang Yang sighed.
"Your Majesty is wise, I second your proposal!"
"I second this motion!"
"I agree with this!"
Guai Xue'er and the other two took the opportunity to make a fuss.
"Damn, how did Fatty become a class enemy?" Fatty Han shook his head, looking puzzled.
The five of them sat down in the corridor in front of the boss room and started to eat snacks to recover. When their health and mana were full, they entered the room together.
"Fatty, Baifa, the air mass is in your hands!"
"OK!"
"Let the fight begin!"
With a swish, Zhang Yang rushed out.
Shiyan was so angry that she didn't even start the spontaneous combustion. She rushed towards the boss, hacking and chopping wildly, like a little crazy girl.
“Hahaha, here comes another group of bugs seeking death!” Qi Ling Ai’er laughed and swung his spear at Zhang Yang, “Let me personally send you to hell!”
The battle begins!
One minute later—
"Fatty, Baizhong, cheer up!"
"Fuck, I fainted!"
“It exploded! It exploded!”
…
The five were sent back to the cemetery.
"Yangzi, the output of two people is not enough. Let Sister Yan'er come to help us cheer!" Fatty Han suggested.
"Bah! Bah! Bah! I won't beat that stinky fart!" Shuiyan shook her head like a rattle.
Zhang Yang also shook his head and said, "The air mass cannot be used in close combat. It will stun you if you touch it! So, when the air mass comes out, Guai Xue'er won't need to add blood. The three of us can fight the air mass together. I can hold on for a few seconds!"
"Well, go on!"
Enter the dungeon, revive, recover, and fight the boss.
Two minutes later, the team was wiped out again.
"It's okay, the output of three people is enough, let's fight like this!" Zhang Yang comforted the four people.
"Fatty, you should lose weight! If you weren't so big just now, the time it took the air mass to hit you would be extended by 0.1 seconds, and it would have been knocked down directly instead of hitting your fat body!" Shuiyaner teased.
"Sister Yan'er, this body of fat is my life!" Fatty Han said with a smile, "Having more fat has three benefits!"
"Fat brother, are you going to act like a hooligan again?"
"Well! There are three advantages of having a lot of fat: one, fat has a lot of buoyancy, so it's not easy to drown! Two, having a lot of fat gives you a lot of cushioning, so you won't be at a disadvantage in a fight! Three, having a lot of fat makes you look handsome!"
"Go—" The four of them started booing the fat man again.
Five people entered the copy, resurrected, and started fighting again.
Destroy and run the corpse.
Kill it again and run the corpse again.
…
"Yangzi, this boss is really ruthless!" Fatty Han shook his head and said, "It's no good. All my equipment is red. I need to go back and fix it!"
“No need to go back to the city!” Zhang Yang said hurriedly, “The NPC at the entrance of the dungeon is also a blacksmith. He can help repair the equipment. We can go out of the dungeon to repair it after we revive!”
"Why do we always get wiped out?" Shuiyaner couldn't figure it out. Her battle plan was very clear, but once the fight started, she would always be in a panic and make mistakes that shouldn't have happened. It was basically because the sniping of the small air group was not fast enough, which eventually led to continuous bombs and the instant annihilation of the group.
"We've been fighting for a long time, and everyone is too tired!" Zhang Yang thought for a moment and said, "After we repair our equipment, let's all go offline and rest for an hour! Well, it's already past three in the afternoon, and everyone hasn't had lunch yet. This state is too bad! Let's go eat first and have a good rest. We'll go online on time at five o'clock and defeat the boss in one go!"
"Um!"
Guai Xue'er and the other three all agreed. At the beginning, they were all determined to kill the boss and get the first pass. They didn't feel hungry, but as time went on, they kept losing one after another, and it became difficult for them to maintain their mentality. Under their anxious emotions, they naturally made many mistakes.
After being resurrected, Zhang Yang and the other four left the dungeon together, repaired their equipment with the NPC, and then went offline to eat and rest.
"call!"
Zhang Yang took off his gaming helmet, exhaled a breath, and couldn't help but miss the gaming cabin he would use five years later.
About half a year later, "Miracle" will make a series of innovations!
First, the game mode was reformed, allowing players to play the game even when they were sleeping! This move allowed countless office workers to play the game freely, and the ratio of in-game time to real time was adjusted to 3:1, making the "Miracle" for all people a reality.
Second, the game cabin was launched!
Using a gaming helmet and a gaming capsule has no effect on the in-game character attributes. However, the gaming capsule is developed from the life-support capsule of space technology and has the function of replenishing nutrition regularly. As long as the player is willing, he can play the game continuously for 15 days in real time without any physical discomfort!
Of course, when the game pod was first launched, it was the exclusive property of the rich! Each game pod cost tens of millions, which was no less than a luxury car! It was not until two years later that the price of the game pod dropped because a production problem was solved, and it eventually became a mass product.
Third, of course, is the opening of the professional team league!
Zhang Yang clenched his fists, his heart full of anticipation! He still had a year to prepare, and by then, Lin Yu would be able to enter the game!
Thinking of her, Zhang Yang's eyes couldn't help but soften. In an instant, longing for her was like a towering tree, filling his heart.
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