Monster Apartment

Chapter 111: Canglong did it! his pot! !

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To be honest, Gu Bai wasn't sure if this was Xi Rang at first, but when he thought about the two things he thought of when he shook the hexagram, he could relate to Xi Rang to some extent, so this must be Xi Rang.

Xuan Gui said that it is not good to see the secret of the sky, so he simply withdrew his hand after he regained his senses.

Gu Bai himself was curious about the future, but he didn't feel the need to know anything.

After all, judging from the fact that Bai Ze can get the apocalypse, know the disasters he will face in the future and find ways to avoid them, the future is not completely certain.

So seeing the future, especially the bad one, is not a good thing for anyone who peeks into the truth.

It just increases the pressure. After all, I always think about how to get rid of that bad future and re-determine the direction of my life.

In this way, Bai Ze is really powerful. Although he looks soft, he must be quite strong inside.

Gu Bai thought about it for a while, and felt that Bai Ze's forgetful personality was also quite good.

It wasn't the big things that really wanted to destroy the world and he turned his head to forget them. Those messy little things seemed to be better to forget.

Gu Bai felt that he was not a tough-minded person. Although he identified one thing, he would bury his head and work hard, but if he knew that this thing would not succeed in the future or even bring him disaster, Gu Bai He wasn't even sure if he could hold on to it.

He is definitely not as good as Bai Ze.

So Gu Bai put his hand away very simply, and didn't plan to take a second look.

Gu Bai touched his stomach, which was not hungry, and turned to Si Yiming and said, "I'll go and draw what I see."

Si Yiming thought about it for a while, and felt that it was indeed easier to find a picture with a picture.

So he nodded, deleted the text message he was about to send, and put away his phone.

"Come down when you finish painting." Si Yiming said, "I'll have something delicious later."

What Mr. Si can emphasize, must be the rare things that Gu Bai has never eaten before.

Gu Bai stood up and dragged his slippers up to the second floor.

He tentatively used simple lines and colors to express the picture he just saw.

Gu Bai thought about the delicious food later, and constructed the picture just now in about ten minutes.

-Thanks for the grasping and sketching skills that have been practiced over the years.

Among the luxuriant seaweeds and cluttered reefs, there was a kelp that looked as normal as the kelp next to it except for the slightly inconsistent color, and even the swaying range was exactly the same.

Gu Bai put down the pen and went downstairs with the drawing board.

Zhu Niao took a cup and looked at it, and said, "If you don't look for it carefully, you probably won't be able to see it."

Bai Hu also came over to take a look: "Why such a small piece."

Canglong drank a bit with a big tongue, and also followed Zhu Niao over, and without looking at it, he shoved the wine glass that was just about to be put into Zhu Niao's hand into Gu Bai's hand, squinted and glanced at the painting: "It's quite clever."

This kind of soil that can grow and grow on its own is quite special. Just like the old ginseng that has been more than fifty years old, it will run away. within the normal range.

Everyone has the desire to survive, even if it is just an ordinary weed, not to mention that it is special in itself and has intercepted the soil of the great flood.

Gu Bai was holding the drawing board and wondering if there was anything else that needed to be changed, but as soon as he went downstairs, he was stuffed with a glass of transparent wine.

Si Yiming had shaken off the alcohol around him before, but now he couldn't smell any special smell, so he took a sip as if he had a glass of water in his hand.

The mouth is mellow, revealing a distant and cool fragrance of flowers and plants.

The wine is as smooth as satin in the throat, not as spicy as ordinary wine, but with a sweet and soft taste.

Gu Bai finally smelled the smell of the wine. It was not as strong and smoky as it was at the beginning, but a faint and long-lasting good-smelling aroma.

Gu Bai took a sip and saw flowers all over the ground.

He felt that the taste was good, took another sip, and there were countless dark-colored distant mountains in front of him.

Gu Bai looked at the picture in front of him with novelty, took another sip, and then his eyes went black, and he fell backwards with the drawing board, and hit Bai Hu directly.

Bai Hu was still holding a glass of wine in his hand, and when Gu Bai turned it upside down, he threw the wine glass in his hand and caught the person.

Zhu Niao was also stunned for a moment, hurriedly cooperating to catch the slipped drawing board.

Bai Hu suddenly said: "What's going on?!"

Zhu Niao glanced at the two wine glasses that had fallen on the ground, and then at Canglong, who was dazed after drinking too much, and noticed that Si Yiming stood up and immediately threw the pot away.

"Canglong did it!" Zhu Niao sternly accused him, "He gave Gu Bai the wine glass!"

Si Yiming glanced at Canglong who had been drinking too much, and was quite aware that his colleagues had no points in their hearts after drinking too much.

Among them, Canglong is the worst drinker and loves to drink it.

Mr. Si made a note for Canglong, got up and went over to pick up Gu Bai, turned his head and entered the bedroom.

Bai Hu was very concerned about Gu Bai. He followed behind Si Yiming and probed his brain. When he scanned the picture of the Pixiu in the sunset hanging on the bedside of Gu Bai's bedroom, his throat choked and he felt that he was being covered by a dog. grain.

Bai Hu watched Si Yiming skillfully remove Gu Bai's coat, leaving his undershirt tucked into the quilt, and scratched his head. Seeing Si Yiming's waiter appearance was quite novel.

Si Yiming came out and glanced at Bai Hu: "What are you looking at?"

"You really like Gu Bai." Bai Hu said.

Si Yiming closed the door with a backhand, and glanced at Baihu with a strange expression, "Aren't you talking nonsense" all over his face.

Bai Hu touched his nose, looked at Si Yiming, and then looked at the mysterious tortoise and spirit snake who were sitting together with an aura that no one else could get involved in. He felt a bit of envy in his heart.

It's not that I envy the matter of falling in love, but I envy that they have someone to accompany them.

So many years of loneliness, how good it is to have someone to accompany.

Bai Hu sighed with a bit of envy, then went back to the wine table, poured the wine and got together with the other two single divine beasts.

They distributed the task of the array map very quickly. After they were divided, they put away the map, and then took advantage of the New Year's Eve to open the door generously, and gave some to the monsters who came over with the smell of wine. liquor.

By the way they asked for something good.

There is a Pixiu in the mountain and sea garden of Kyushu, and the monsters who live here for a long time are not bad for money.

Although these monsters have changed their faces several times in the human world to fully adapt to human society, they are still unruly monsters in their bones.

Today there is wine and now you are drunk, even if you want to exchange it for a big baby.

Such a good wine, it would be a shame to miss it.

Zhu Niao made a lot of money with her wine, turned her head and handed it over to her colleagues.

Gu Bai drank a mere three sips of wine, and slept from the 30th year to the morning of the 4th day of the new year. When he woke up, he was completely stunned.

He lifted the quilt and slowly got up, feeling that the whole world was shaking.

Gu Bai sat on the bed for a long time, and his stagnant thinking worked hard for a while before he remembered what happened.

What Canglong gave him was not water but wine.

The wine is pretty good too.

As a result, three fell down.

Gu Bai: …

Gu Bai: Hmm...

Gu Bai, who had never drank before, finally had a clear understanding of how much he could drink.

He touched the sweater hanging on the coat rack by the bed, pulled the sweater down, and slowly got in.

The morning light outside the window gradually brightened, but it was a clear weather.

The weather on the first day of the new year is really rare. Although he doesn't have any relatives to go, those who need to go to relatives should feel a lot more comfortable, Gu Bai thought, feeling a little better because of dizziness.

Gu Bai took out his phone and wanted to check the time, but found that the phone was out of power.

He plugged in his phone, went to the window and opened it, preparing to take advantage of this fine weather to ventilate the house.

As soon as he opened the window and looked down, he saw a lot of people scattered on the main road of the downstairs community.

Gu Bai was startled, stuck his head out to take a look, and found that there were quite a few in the flower bed.

With his eyesight, he could clearly see a few floating corpses floating in the artificial lake in the distance.

Gu Bai: …

Gu Bai: ? ?

He retracted his head that was sticking out of the window, turned his head in a panic and rushed out of the door, his footsteps a little unsteady because of dizziness.

"Mr. Si, Si..." Gu Bai's words stopped abruptly.

The living room was also full of horizontal corpses. The white tiger was lying on the sofa, and the Canglong was under the sofa. It looked like he was kicked down by the white tiger.

Zhu Niao lay directly on the floor in front of the TV cabinet, and an entertainment channel was broadcast on the TV.

Mrs. Ling Snake changed back to the prototype, a small one, coiled on Xuan Turtle's head, and also closed her eyes and fell asleep.

Sitting on the single sofa, Mr. Si also fell asleep, but he still sat upright.

The only one who was still awake was the Xuan Turtle who was slowly continuing to eat, and the giant monster at the feet of the Xuan Turtle turned into an adult Samoyed-sized Nian beast.

Although the Nian Beast has become smaller, the blessing is still stuck on its head, and it is not even a bit dirty.

Like an ordinary pet dog, it was pulling Xuan Turtle's legs, ooh, ooh, ooh, and the word "blessing" on its head was blown away by it.

Xuan Gui feeds the Nian Beast one by one, and it is not too troublesome to carefully lift the blessing on its face to avoid getting oil stains.

Hearing Gu Bai's movement, Xuan Gui raised his head and smiled: "Are you awake? Do you want to come and have something to eat?"

Gu Bai was stunned for a while, and first responded that he had to wash up first, and then he reacted, pointing to the divine beasts lying about in the room.

"What's wrong with them?" Gu Bai asked, "and those downstairs..."

"I've been drinking for a few days, and I'm drunk." Xuan Gui then fed a large piece of meat to the Nian beast that was pulling his legs, "Go wash first and eat something."

Gu Bai felt that something was wrong, but he nodded, went to wash and came out, and sat down at the dining table again.

There was no peculiar smell in the room, and the table was always clean. At this moment, there were two meat dishes, a bowl of green vegetables, and a bowl of noodles with an attractive aroma.

"Yesterday, Xie Zhi came over and said that the film crew of the documentary will come over in two days to collect materials." Xuan Gui said gently, his voice was low, probably because he didn't want to disturb those colleagues who had died of drunkenness.

They have worked overtime for so long, and they have a rare chance to get drunk. Naturally, it is better not to disturb them.

"Xie Zhi said that you should keep your normal behavior. Zhai Liangjun will come back to accompany you, and he will be there. The humans in the film crew are not bad, so they won't talk too much because of the latest news."

Gu Bai took a mouthful of noodles and finally realized what was wrong: "What did you say yesterday? What date is it today?"

Xuan Gui counted the days: "It's the fourth day of the first year."

Gu Bai was stunned for a while, and just when he wanted to get up and take the charging mobile phone to send a Happy New Year to his dad, he heard Xuan Gui say: "Taotie's words, Pixiu has already wished you the New Year, and I will send it together with your painting. past."

Gu Bai: "..."

No, I don't think Dad should be happy.

Although Gu Bai thought so, he still sat down and finished the noodles first. Then, under Xuan Gui's more loving gaze, he took out his mobile phone and sent a small composition to his father.

He told the recent events and what he wanted to say to his father in detail.

Xuan Gui looked at Gu Bai's happy expression after sending the news, and wanted a cub even more.

- You said such a good thing, why didn't Bai Ze look for them in the first place

Even if he kept working overtime, he and the snake would definitely be better than Gu Lang!

Xuan Turtle felt a little uneasy.

"If there is a guest room at home, move everyone to the guest room to rest?" Gu Bai glanced at the corpses in the living room.

Xuan Gui nodded and helped Gu Bai put all his colleagues into the guest room.

And Gu Bai stuffed Si Yiming into the master bedroom.

By the time they returned to the living room, Nian Beast had jumped onto the table and was licking the plate.

When it licked the plate, it also carefully lifted the blessing on its face, for fear of getting oil. After eating it, it had to carefully clean up the oil stains on its face, and then put it down carefully.

Gu Bai was stunned for a while, then walked to the Nian beast and asked it, "Do you like this blessing?"

Nian Beast turned his head to look at him, because of the shrinkage, the whole face was covered by the word "Fu", but it still gave a very happy "Ow".

No one had pasted him this kind of blessing paper before.

They all fired at it.

But he eats people, which is normal.

Nian Beast thought, looking at the red piece of paper that covered his vision, and became more careful.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian beast whose horse tail was flickering, but said nothing.

The divine wine was intoxicating, but not the entire Kyushu Shanhaiyuan drank it.

On the first day of the seventh day of the lunar new year, the monsters from the property swarmed their nests, stuffed the residents who had fallen drunk on the roadside, the stairwell, the elevator, and the pond home one by one, and swept the entire community with lightning speed. clean.

The lanterns were plucked, the red Chinese knots were also plucked, and everything returned to its original appearance.

Gu Bai finished painting from the second floor early in the morning and was about to find some snacks, when he saw the Nian beast that had shrunk to the length of an arm.

It is nervously lying on the blessing.

Nian Beast looked like he wanted to hold this piece of paper, but was worried about wrinkling the paper, so he finally had to lie on top of it, like a giant dragon lying on his treasure.

Gu Bai felt that he was a little pitiful, but he was hard-hearted and ignored it, and turned his head to the kitchen.

As time passed, Nian became smaller than that piece of paper.

It hurriedly circled the paper, afraid to wake up the resting beasts, so it didn't dare to say a word.

Gu Bai glanced at the time, and it was almost midnight.

He finally sighed, walked over, and picked up Nian Beast with the piece of paper.

The Nian Beast was only the size of a slap left. It looked at Gu Bai pitifully, and its gaze was still circling the word "Fu" on Gu Bai's hand.

Gu Bai put the blessing character on the table, and put the Nian Beast on the blessing character. After hesitating for a long time, he finally stretched out a finger and gently rubbed the dragon head of the Nian Beast.

"I'll keep this for you. Come back next year, and I'll write another one for you." Gu Bai said.

Nian Beast paused, his eyes widened.

Gu Bai thought of what Mr. Si said earlier to give him time to paint Nian beasts, he paused, and his face became serious again.

"But don't eat people anymore." Gu Bai tried to imitate Mr. Si's appearance and said fiercely, "If you eat people again, I will burn this blessing!"

Nian Beast's figure gradually faded, and it screamed anxiously, as if it wanted to pounce.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian beast that became transparent, with a fierce expression but a small voice: "I try my best to make the humans who see my paintings feel that you don't need to eat people anymore."

The rest is up to Nian Beast to come by himself.

After all, so many cannibal monsters have changed their recipes, so there is no reason for Nian Beast to change it.

Nian Beast looked at Gu Bai for a while, and finally sat down slowly and slowly.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian Beast that was about to disappear with the arrival of midnight on the seventh day of the new year, and said, "Have you agreed?"

"Ow~"

Nian Beast disappeared.

Gu Bai looked at the characters left on the table and felt that he probably knew that he should draw something when the film crew of the documentary came to collect the material.