Monster Apartment

Chapter 2: With all due respect, are you a primary school student?

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Kyushu Mountain and Sea Garden.

A monster colony hidden in human society, it has been more than three hundred years since its establishment.

This old-fashioned monster settlement, today, has ushered in a wave of human security forces for the first time ever.

The security guy at the security booth at the door faced the policeman who was sweating on a small electric donkey, and his face was full of confusion.

"Hello, comrade! We have received a call from the police."

The police officer Xiao Pian was still quite young, and judging from his inexperience in showing his credentials, he was probably an intern.

"No. 001 Shanhai Road, the owner of Room 666, Shanhaiyuan, Jiuzhou called the police, saying that he had encountered a violent accident."

Security guy:…

Security guy: ?

Isn't room 666 the new little monster

The police officer was a little anxious: "I have to go in!"

Security guy: "..."

No, do you know who lives here

Can you stop the violent accident here?

The security guy thought and thought while being shocked. In order to prevent this community from being noticed by these ordinary humans, he finally ran to Unit 6 with the little electric donkey of the police officer.

Gu Bai clutched his phone and crouched nervously at the entrance.

The actor was still yelling, and Ms. Huang was obviously in a hurry. Listening to the movement, the two of them were probably walking in circles around the corridor on the sixth floor.

Occasionally mixed with the irritable scolding and slamming of the door from other neighbors in this building, the high-end western-style quiet and peaceful apartment building was noisy like a vegetable market for a while.

Gu Bai lowered his head and glanced at his mobile phone contact record page. Above 110 was a private number for the incoming call. That was the number of the policeman who called the police. Just now, he called and said that he had entered the community.

This made Gu Bai heave a sigh of relief, but he could not help shrinking his neck when he heard Mr. Actor's howl outside, and clenched his mobile phone to give spiritual support to Mr. Actor who suffered violence outside.

Mr. Zhai, hold on a little longer.

The police uncle is coming!

Be strong, Mr. Zhai!

Gu Bai encouraged Mr. Actor in his heart.

Gu Bai has always trusted the police since he was a child.

When he was still young and didn't understand anything, his father told him to call the police uncle if there was anything.

Therefore, Gu Bai had the most contact with the police stations in various jurisdictions.

From the thief at home to the inability to write homework, he would copy a soft milky voice and run to the landline to call the police at the local police station.

If something happens, you have to call the police, which is already a conditioned reflex for Gu Bai.

While Gu Bai was trying his best to encourage Mr. Actor who was beaten outside, there was another howl from outside the door, accompanied by a sound of "dang clang".

Gu Bai couldn't help hissing softly, turned his head to face the door, hesitating whether to look at the battle through the cat's eyes again.

Just as he was lying on the door preparing to look out, he heard the sound of the elevator door opening.

Then there was an angry shout: "Police! Stop it!!"

The movement outside stopped abruptly.

As if the time had been pressed the pause button, everything was silent for a while.

Gu Bai admires and admires the deterrent power of the police.

If he hadn't really liked painting, Gu Bai felt that he would definitely work hard to become a glorious people's policeman!

Mr. Zhai and Ms. Huang, including the residents of the entire building, never imagined that they would face the human police one day.

And they also called the police inside their house.

This is something that the stupid kid who released it has tossed out!

So when Gu Bai opened the door, he was surrounded by strong onlookers from the residents of the entire apartment building who were still at home.

Gu Bai, who had just come out of his head, instantly cowardly went back.

"What are you looking at!" Huang Yining stepped on the soft carpeted corridor with her two white and tender feet bare, holding her high-heeled shoes as a murder weapon in one hand, knocking on the corridor railing, facing the man with his head sticking out. The help guy's eyebrows stand upright, "What are you looking at! Let the old lady go back to the nest and stay in the nest! Otherwise, I will come to you tonight!"

As soon as she said these words, the whole building became refreshing in the next second.

The police officer stared blankly at this domineering and naturally strong behavior, and was also shocked.

Huang Yining looks gentle and lovely, and belongs to the type that looks amazing at first glance and gets more and more beautiful, so even if her acting skills are like a puddle of mud, most of them are Yanfen throwing money at her face.

In addition, Huang Yining is an elegant and intellectual image with gentle interest and high emotional intelligence to the outside world, and he has never been involved in big productions that require acting skills.

At least, no one has ever seen Huang Yining's fierce look.

Gu Bai carefully stuck out half of his head, looked around, and found that the other residents had retreated, he was relieved, and ran out wearing slippers.

Looking at the police officer's uniform, he felt very cordial. He pulled his slippers and walked to him, grabbing the hem of the police officer who was still in a daze: "Mr. Police, I'll call the police."

"Violence...?" Pian police asked.

Gu Bai pursed his lips and nodded.

According to the general processing flow, it should be mainly mediation.

The intern Xiao Pian Police felt very short of breath when facing the two entertainment industry bosses. He turned his head and glanced at the policeman with a trusting face, and looked at his policeman with bright eyes. He deeply felt the responsibility of being a people's policeman.

He took a deep breath, and then, according to the teachings of his predecessors, bit the bullet and gave some ideological education to these two big men who obviously didn't take him seriously.

The teacher did not educate the two big men, Xiao Pian police did not know, but he must have educated the little cutie who called the police.

Gu Bai listened very seriously, and even dragged his slippers to send the police officer downstairs after his ideological education.

When he came back from the elevator, Ms. Huang had already pushed Mr. Zhai into the corner again.

I saw her supporting the wall with one hand and holding the sharp high heels with the other hand, gesturing on Mr. Zhai's third leg, and said viciously: "If you dare to snatch a man from me again, I will unload your shit. !"

Mr. Zhai, who was blocked in the corner, let out a whimper.

Ms. Huang retracted her hand in satisfaction, went to pick up the other high-heeled shoe she had thrown aside, and then opened the door of No. 665. Before entering, she glanced at Gu Bai who was standing at the elevator entrance.

Gu Bai felt cold in his lower body, and took three steps back abruptly. He watched Huang Yining enter the room with her head held high like the goddess of victory, and then walked tremblingly to Mr. Zhai, who had become a ball in the corridor. around.

Gu Bai has never seen a woman like Huang Yining since he was a child, probably because of his baby face that can inspire female motherly love. The women Gu Bai meets are gentle and gentle to him, just like the warm spring breeze. .

This kind of treatment of an adult man, a disagreement is a slap in the face, and he pushed him to the corner and aggressively said that he would take off his third leg. It was the first time that Gu Bai had seen him.

Gu Bai looked at Mr. Zhai, who was in a group, and felt that it was too pitiful to leave him here alone.

He had just been beaten, not to mention, and was threatened with having his third leg removed.

Although the reason is uh... rob men.

Gu Bai thought of this reason, and immediately began to hesitate between going and not going.

Mr. Zhai may feel ashamed now that his sexual orientation was exposed in front of a stranger like him, and he was chased and beaten by such a beautiful lady.

He buried his head in his arms now, maybe he was hit in the face and didn't want to be seen

Gu Bai thought about it for a while, then decided to pretend he didn't know anything thoughtfully, and exited the stage quietly.

But at the moment when he raised his foot, Mr. Zhai raised his head hummingly and looked up at him, his eyes were like a poor golden retriever abandoned by its owner.

Hearing this Mr. Zhai, Gu Bai sighed softly and sadly, and then said to him, "I'm so hungry."

Gu Bai: …

Gu Bai: ? ?

After being beaten and threatened to take off your third leg, is your reaction to being hungry? !

Zhai Liangjun stood up, and Gu Bai realized that his height only reached his shoulders.

"What's your name, little guy?" Zhai Liangjun asked while arranging his clothes.

"Gu Bai." Gu Bai replied obediently, "I know you, Mr. Zhai."

"Why did you call the police?" Zhai Liangjun held the little cub in front of him with 120,000 patience, and gently warned him, "We live here with different identities, and if there is something really happening, we coordinate internally, and we don't need to alert others. ."

Gu Bai glanced at the actor in front of him, and then glanced at the closed door of room 665. Thinking of their status in the entertainment industry, he nodded suddenly.

Gu Bai realized that he had just called the police and might cause trouble for these two.

"Sorry, Mr. Zhai." Gu Bai pursed his lips, feeling very guilty.

Zhai Liangjun looked at the well-behaved little cub in front of him, looked at him with his head up and looked at him very seriously, his eyes were clear, and his face was apologetic and sad, as if he could cry in the next second.

Mr. Zhai's fingers moved slightly, then stopped, and then moved again.

Finally, he still couldn't control his wild hands, raised his hands and rubbed Gu Bai inhumanely.

Ahh, whose cub is this!

I haven't seen such a cute and obedient little monster in eight hundred years!

How so cute!

"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun pinched Gu Bai's soft face with a smile on his face, "Can you cook?"

Gu Bai was fascinated by this smile, and for a moment fell into a dream, obediently replied: "I will."

"I want to eat chicken." Zhai Liangjun said, turning Gu Bai around, facing the open door of room 666, one big and one small walked in together.

It wasn't until Mr. Zhai was drunk that he was lying on the sofa, crying and screaming, and Gu Bai regained his senses in a daze, staring blankly at the dishes in the sink.

He even brought home the neighbor he met for the first time, and even cooked for him!

Gu Bai swore that he would never do such a thing!

Gu Bai took out his mobile phone in horror, and pressed the three buttons 110 skillfully.

Before calling it out, Gu Bai remembered what Zhai Liangjun had said to him before, and turned to look at Mr. Actor on the sofa.

He was sniffing, and aggrieved group with long arms and legs was sitting on the single sofa in the living room.

Gu Bai's hand stopped for a while, and finally put the phone aside, washed all the dishes in the sink in front of him, and cleaned up the kitchen before returning to the living room.

Mr. Zhai Zhengtuan was dazed on the sofa.

Gu Bai glanced at him, turned his head to dig out his paintings, and prepared to hang them in the large studio upstairs.

"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun suddenly howled.

Gu Bai held the painting and shivered with fright at his voice.

"Why do you think Huang Yining still doesn't like me?" Zhai Liangjun asked.

Gu Bai: ?

What?

"Alas." Zhai Liangjun sighed heavily, holding the wine bottle, his face full of sadness and heartache.

Then, in the next second, he slapped his thigh and became happy again: "Fortunately, I am a vixen, and I can seduce people better than her, otherwise I don't know which wild man she will run off with!"

Gu Bai looked at the actor with a shocked face.

If he can't catch up with people, he will grab men from others and proudly call himself a vixen.

With all due respect, Mr. Zhai.

Are you a primary school student

The author has something to say: Mr. Zhai: No one can refuse the request of this fox spirit to eat rice!

Ms. Huang: The old lady's backhand is a high-heeled shoe!