Monster Apartment

Chapter 92: Mr. Si, your legs are gone!

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Gu Bai slept in bed for a rare time, and didn't even catch the vitality of the world today.

Mr. Si's bed was warm, and there was a pleasant fragrance that Gu Bai couldn't tell the source of.

After Si Yiming got up, Gu Bai quickly rolled up the quilt, kneaded himself into a big white steamed bun, and buried his head in the soft pillow.

This pillow is not high, but it is quite soft and comfortable to sleep, completely different from the pillow on his own bed.

When Si Yiming came back from the wash, he saw a bulging white dumpling rolling on the bed.

The dumpling stuffing is still arching around in the skin.

Mr. Si walked to the edge of the bed, hugged the big white dumpling, picked it up effortlessly, shook it, and shook out the Gu Bai stuffing inside.

Gu Bai raised his hand to hug the pillow, rubbed it, and looked at Si Yiming with a small face.

Si Yiming looked at Gu Bai, who was loosely wearing his pajamas and pajamas while still sleeping on his bed, and took a deep breath.

He looked away, loosened the quilt, and said, "Quickly change your clothes and get up. After dinner, let's go to Bai Ze's house."

Gu Bai was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered what Bai Ze said he should go to his house to get some things.

Said to be a jade.

Gu Bai checked the jade slip, and said it was a jade slip, which was generally used to record some information.

Gu Bai couldn't think of anything that a high-end divine beast like Bai Ze would have to tell him.

He stood up and asked casually, "What is it?"

"I don't know." Si Yiming replied casually, "It's not a trivial matter to make Bai Ze remember several times."

For example, let Bai Ze persist in dredging for an unknown number of years.

Gu Bai nodded, pulled the large slippers, and walked into the bathroom step by step.

Mr. Si stared at Gu Bai's feet without socks, thinking about going back to buy slippers of the right size, and the cloakroom should be cleaned up a little to free up half of the space to buy clothes for Gu Bai.

In addition to having to find Zhu Niaoding's Xia Jin, Mr. Si also planned to let his human assistants go to the major brand stores to scan the goods.

From hats to shoes to meticulous to fat times, buy everything.

Otherwise, it would be too exciting for Gu Bai to live in his house wearing his clothes every day, and he couldn't bear it.

Mr. Si did what he thought of, lowered his head and sent a message to the assistant, and then went into the kitchen in a good mood.

Mr. Si is going to cook a noodle and lay an egg.

He lifted his sleeves to reveal the shiny watch on his wrist.

Mr. Si moved for a while, turned his head and took off his watch first, put it on the coffee table in the living room away from the lampblack, then walked back, filled the water and set it on fire.

When Gu Bai was washing, he smelled a very fresh scent.

He sniffed hard, and felt his stomach rumbling. After washing his face, he touched his belly, then pulled his slippers and ran into the kitchen.

"It's so fragrant!" Gu Bai leaned over to the side of the pot and glanced at it, and found that noodles were being boiled in the pot, and there were two bowls of soup base beside it.

The soup base is milky white, and there is not a trace of oil on the surface, nor is there any common chopped green onion floating on the surface.

But the aroma came out, like a well-done broth, with a strong and savory fragrance that made the index finger move.

Gu Bai didn't even have to think about it to know that this was definitely not Mr. Si's soup.

He couldn't help taking a sip from the bowl, smacking his mouth, and taking a sip into the sky, he felt that something wasn't right when he tasted it.

He took another sip and asked, "Mr. Si, where did this soup come from?"

Si Yiming paused: "Can't I do it?"

Gu Bai glanced at him and showed an embarrassed yet polite smile.

Si Yiming hummed, but was proud: "I let the rabbit spirit in Penglai Mountain make a soup treasure."

Now this thick soup treasure is hanging on Zhai Liangjun's platform, and the sales are booming. It was sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves.

The way of making the puree soup of rabbit essence is different from that of human beings. They retain the fresh aroma and aura of the soup to the greatest extent.

Monsters have always had more wonderful means than humans.

In addition, they have been immersed in the way of gourmet food for many years, and the ingredients that are fished out after hanging the soup are changed by their hands, and it is a new delicacy.

This kind of lucrative business can make the rabbits happy. Every day, they hang the broth over there to produce thick soup treasures, and they also develop many new flavors and dishes.

According to Canglong, who guards the area, there has been a delicious smell all day long near the Penglai Mountain Mirage.

Soup treasure.

Gu Bai nodded suddenly, no wonder he tasted something wrong, after all, no matter how miraculous the technique was, it was definitely different from the freshly made soup.

He looked at the soup in the bowl, then bypassed Si Yiming and looked into the uncovered pressure cooker. After realizing that there was still half a pot of soup, he simply drank all the soup in the bowl and savoured it again. A new bowl.

Si Yiming glanced at him, and when he finished the second bowl and filled the third bowl, he sighed, turned off the heat and took out a new bowl, filled with soup. Install the surface.

Gu Bai walked out of the kitchen with his noodles in his face, watching Mr. Si pour the noodle soup into a dry pot and then put oil and beat eggs. After thinking about it, he still didn't speak.

In fact, the eggs are usually fried first and then the noodles are cooked. Gu Bai forced himself in a low voice, but he couldn't help but smile in two dimples on his face.

Seeing this unskilled look, he knew that Mr. Si had never been close to the kitchen. Now that he ran into the kitchen early in the morning to make breakfast for him, Gu Bai felt that it was really beautiful to the bottom of his heart.

He sucked the noodles, and when he looked up, he saw the watch carefully placed on the coffee table in the living room.

In order to avoid falling to the ground, Mr. Si deliberately placed it in the middle. In order to avoid getting dust, Mr. Si put a piece of cloth under the watch, and painted a not too complicated circular array on the cloth.

Gu Bai knew that it was dustproof.

Gu Bai looked at the watch for a while, then looked at Mr. Si who was frying eggs in the kitchen, and couldn't help smirking twice.

It's great to be in love!

Love is so happy!

Gu Bai thought about it seriously, completely forgetting that he thought that falling in love would delay his study and delay his earning money, and even felt very happy.

Si Yiming fried four eggs, and when he came out with a plate, he saw Gu Bai laughed silly while drinking the soup.

He sat down beside Gu Bai and asked, "What are you happy about?"

"Nothing." Gu Bai replied, with an unfinished smile on his face.

Si Yiming didn't have to ask for a reason, he looked at Gu Bai's happy look and was happy too.

Gu Bai sandwiched an egg, took a bite of the frying edge, and made a "click" sound.

Gu Bai glanced at his Mr. Si and took the initiative to find a topic: "You said before that you don't want to go to Bai Ze's house alone. Is there any danger in Bai Ze's house?"

"It's not dangerous either."

Mr. Si looked at the empty bowl in front of Gu Bai that had already been eaten, and simply pushed his bowl of noodles to him.

"The things in his house are weird, and if you're not careful, you might turn into something weird when you go in and out."

Gu Bai was stunned: "Can it become something else?"

Mr. Si sold his colleague without hesitation: "A few days ago, the white tiger became a cat, and his brain degenerated. He was adopted by humans for more than a month and his eggs were almost chopped off."

Gu Bai cooled down.

He blinked, grateful that he had always been obedient.

"Okay, let's eat quickly. After eating, I'll take you to see. He has a lot of gadgets over there." Si Yiming said.

Gu Bai was a little curious about this, he finished the noodles and fried eggs in a hurry, and praised Mr. Si for his skill in frying eggs.

Then he took the fruit after dinner that Mr. Si stuffed him, and followed him to Bai Ze's house.

Bai Ze's house never locks the door, and doesn't even need a key at all.

Gu Bai watched in amazement as Mr. Si directly opened the door of Bai Ze's house, and couldn't help asking, "Don't you need a key?"

Si Yiming shook his head: "Bai Ze is so stupid that he even cheats himself. No one would come to him to steal things at his leisure."

Not to mention the earlier history.

Just talking about the more than 300 years since the establishment of Jiuzhou Shanhaiyuan, in Si Yiming's memory, Bai Ze has made himself into a mess of things such as cats, dogs, parrots, table lamps, dust, glass ballpoint pens, and so on.

Once turned into a goldfish.

Because I didn't lie on the floor in the water and struggled and gasped for a full week, I was asked to come up after a period of time to see if the demented beast was still alive. The property was picked up and put into the water.

These are normal operations.

It's a bit unconventional, that is, I don't know what I touched, and I lost all parts of my body except my head. I didn't notice it at all. The monster who had never seen a ghost was frightened.

Although it is a bit embarrassing to say that monsters are afraid of ghosts, it is true that monsters are generally afraid of ghosts.

Haven't seen the entire sixth unit, Ms. Huang, before, skin ghosts had to be skinned when they came to the door, human skins were still monster skins, and skin ghosts were not picked.

They even prefer monster skins, because monsters are generally good-looking.

Ms. Huang, a skin-painted ghost who has lived for many years, is a coward for ordinary monsters, for fear of being skinned accidentally.

Si Yiming walked into Bai Ze's house while talking some small gossip to Gu Bai.

Bai Ze's house is not so much a home as it is a warehouse with a living function that can kill obsessive-compulsive disorder.

And it's the kind of warehouse that is quickly flooded by all kinds of pouring things after accidentally disturbing the delicate balance.

The only thing that can be seen clearly and not hidden is a piece of calligraphy hanging on the wall.

Letter: Refuse to paint spirit paintings, not Bai Zeqian.

The inscription is Bai Ze, and there is a hoof print next to it that should be Bai Ze's body.

Gu Bai looked at such a home with shock written all over his face.

"Because it will be messed up by Bai Ze after sorting it out." Si Yiming explained.

After all, he is a mythical beast who loses his mind every day. Who knows when the memory in his mind is when he suddenly wants to find something.

Anyway, it became a mess again within two days after finishing the cleaning. The property that was smeared with blood because of cleaning things directly chose to give up the treatment, and even killed it and stopped helping to clean it up. Later, it was just piled up here in a mess. .

Gu Bai was terrified when he heard this: "Then... a jade slip?"

"Yeah." Si Yiming nodded, pointing to the pile of things, "We have to hunt for treasure."

Can't use Reiki yet, who knows that a little Reiki will accidentally draw something out.

Gu Bai hesitated, he understood why Mr. Si told him not to come to Bai Ze alone.

If he accidentally turned into a goldfish, he probably wouldn't be able to struggle for a whole week.

I'm afraid it will be cold on the spot.

Gu Bai was timid, he pressed against the door and asked in a low voice, "What if..."

"Then you have to find it too, just be careful." Si Yiming pointed at Gu Bai's hand rope, "Don't collapse the things here, after finding one, put another in the hand rope, and clear a place first. "

Gu Bai stood at the door, lowered his head and rubbed his hands.

Seriously feel and cherish it first, and maybe it will become a dog's paw or a fish's fin after a while.

Si Yiming looked at him like this, a little funny.

He walked inside cautiously and said, "Don't worry, I'm here."

Gu Bai took a deep breath, nodded, and as soon as he lifted his foot to go in, he quickly shrank back.

He slammed the door tightly, looking at Si Yiming, who had just said confidently just now, his face turned white with fright: "Si, Mr. Si, you you you your legs are gone!"

The author has something to say: Bai Ze: Surprise is not a surprise! Exciting not exciting!

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