Monster Inn Rectification Report

Chapter 3

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"You don't even know me?" The man's expression changed instantly, as if this was an incredible thing.

Should I meet you? Xie Fei looked confused.

The man exuded an unpleasant aura, and walked out with a cold snort. The door was half open but stopped abruptly. He turned his head and said unwillingly, "My name is Yu Li."

"Boom—"

The door was slammed shut.

Xie Fei stared at the direction where Yu Li disappeared and couldn't help but wonder: Did Da Shuai Bi studied Sichuan Opera? Changing faces is faster than flipping a book.

Before he could completely turn his head, he heard a knock on the door again, this time it was Manager Xiang and Ah Fu.

Seeing them, Xie Fei breathed a sigh of relief, knowing each other... No, why are these two strange? They hunched their backs and hung their heads without speaking, and even their movements were stiff, as if they were nervous or scared

If it wasn't for the same face, Xie Fei would suspect that they were fake.

He looked at the two of them on guard, but Manager Xiang and A Fu actually knelt down at the same time and pressed their foreheads to the ground: "Little A Fu slave maid Concubine Xiang, see the master!"

"Cough, cough cough—" Xie Fei almost didn't choke, she beat her chest and ducked to the side, "What's this for?"

A'Fu and Concubine Xiang stood up half straight, the latter swallowed and said tremblingly, "Slave, slave and A-Fu have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, how disrespectful they were to you before, please, ask the master to punish."

Xie Fei was completely stunned, didn't the Qing Dynasty die early

"What's the meaning?"

Seeing Xie Fei's dazed expression, Concubine Xiang bit her lip, "Now that it's happened, I have to tell the truth to the master."

Xie Fei's eyelids jumped. Could this inn really be a vampire's lair

However, the truth was more absurd than he imagined.

"Five thousand years ago, this place was still a cave..."

"How many years?"

"Five or five thousand years."

"..." Xie Fei didn't study the history of this world after reading through the book, but her body sensation should be similar to his original world. Could it be that she guessed wrong? But he didn't dare to expose it and chose to be as quiet as a chicken.

Concubine Xiang waited for a while, and seeing that Xie Fei had no intention of opening her mouth, she continued: "At that time, the former master found a spirit seed, and used the spirit seed as the eye to set up a spirit formation, refining the ordinary cave dwelling into a paradise of paradise. The mansion was filled with spiritual energy, and the guests came like clouds. It was not until the calamity occurred three thousand years later, the spiritual energy gradually dried up, and the cave mansion was sealed." She looked at Xie Fei's face, and said cautiously: "A hundred years ago, the cave mansion reappeared in the world. , but the world changed a lot at that time, in order to adapt to the environment, we transformed the cave into an inn."

Although Xie Fei understood every word, she still felt like she was listening to a scripture, and asked in a daze, "Who was the former master?"

Concubine Xiang and A Fu both changed their colors, and said in unison, "Don't mention the master's name!"

"..." Voldemort? You know who find out.

Xie Fei resisted the desire to complain, and asked again: "Since there is a master in the cave, why do you call me master again?"

Concubine Xiang leaned over slightly and said eagerly: "The former master has fallen, and now the inn has recognized you as the master!"

Xie Fei was dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, slaves mustn't dare..." Concubine Xiang shook her head hurriedly, and the ending sound actually brought out a bit of contrived crying. A'Fu, who was on the side, turned pale, and said shiveringly, "Master, if you meditate and feel it, you will definitely be able to perceive the connection with the inn."

Seeing that the two didn't seem to be joking, Xie Fei was silent, "Why don't you try?"

Following the method of the two of them, he focused and calmed down, trying not to think about anything, and gradually entered a state of mystery and mystery—just like what was written in those cultivation novels, it seemed that there was a layer of cause and effect.

He noticed that the smell of the inn was everywhere, and even thought that the inn was alive. It was as if the flowers, trees, fish, insects and birds in this small world, including Concubine Xiang and A Fu, were all dominated by him. As long as he wants, he can easily obliterate any soul.

No wonder they were afraid of him.

For a lifetime of miscellaneous thoughts, Xie Fei immediately broke away from the mysterious feeling, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Concubine Xiang and A Fu's faces with fear and expectation.

"Is it because I saw that dragon in the morning?" Xie Fei inevitably had a little more trust in the two of them, but after getting a positive answer, he was even more confused, "Why did you choose me?"

Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu looked at each other and couldn't answer.

Xie Fei didn't ask any further questions, she thought about it and said, "So... you are not human?"

The two shook at the same time, and Concubine Xiang said with a guilty conscience: "The slave servant and A Fu are both demons. They were subdued by the previous master because of a mistake, and they have served in the mansion for thousands of years." You are in charge of the cave, and from now on, your slaves will be your little demons, ready to drive you at any time..."

Concubine Xiang was as humble as a small-footed woman who "follows her father at home and her husband at marriage" when Neo-Confucianism prevailed, erasing the shadow of publicity and frivolity. "

"Get up first, it's 9102, we don't engage in feudal fandom..." Xie Fei silently swallowed back the word "letter" and typed haha: "Anyway, don't kneel, and don't call yourself a slave, this is too strange. ,I'm not used to it."

The two didn't dare not to listen, they helped each other to stand up, and before they could stand still, they heard Xie Fei ask, "The bat yesterday was..."

A Fu's legs softened, and he knelt down again with a "pop" sound, and explained with sincerity: "Small and small are bat monsters. According to the current classification, the scientific name should be called Malayan flying fox."

"… "

Xie Fei was kneeling so hard that she didn't want to delve into what the bats from Southeast Asia did in Huaxia. He didn't need to play the docile and well-behaved employee anymore, so he simply drove people away: "Do you have anything else to do?"

Concubine Xiang shook her head and said flatteringly, "This room is in the backyard. It was specially prepared for you by slaves, me, and us. You can live in peace. If you feel hungry, there is ready-made soup in the kitchen..."

"I'm not hungry." Xie Fei had no appetite and was very tired. He was planning to rest, but remembered one more thing: "By the way, who is Yu Li?"

"Yu Li... is the honored guest of the former owner."

"Is that also a monster?"

Concubine Xiang put her hands on her lower abdomen, and she was sarcastically and suspiciously: "He's a policeman in a demon."

What's the meaning

Seeing the confusion on Xie Fei's face, A'Fu, who was still in fear, became hot, and rushed to "atone for his sins": "Master, be careful of him!"

"Oh?"

"Really!" Ah Fu's heart swayed, and he said anxiously: "You humans have school bullies, street bullies, he... he is a demon bully!"

Xie Fei: "..."

After Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu exited the room, they felt exhausted for the rest of their lives. Before they could comfort each other, they saw Yu Li leaning against the railing in the corridor.

"Everything is clear?"

Ah Fu, who had just made a small report, flickered in his eyes, while Concubine Xiang straightened his back, "Of course."

Her red lips lifted slightly, and she became charming again, "I didn't expect the boss to come back so early, didn't he want to join the group and film for three months?"

Yu Li sneered, with a lingering anger in his eyes, "How do I know that you are courting death again if I don't come back?"

Concubine Xiang choked: "I just want to have a relationship."

"Squeeze out the essence of man's yang, so that people will never fall in love?"

"I don't have it, I don't dare, don't, don't talk nonsense!" Concubine Xiang argued a few words, her shoulders slumped, "Boss, please don't tell the master..."

Yu Li glanced at her with no emotion, turned and went downstairs.

Concubine Xiang hurriedly chased after two steps, pressing her voice and asking, "Boss, will he be the reincarnation of the master?"

Everyone present knows that this "he" refers to Xie Fei, and the "master" naturally refers to the original owner of Dongfu.

"How is that possible? The master's dharma body dissipates, and he does not enter reincarnation. Where did he reincarnate?" A'Fu rolled his eyes and said deeply: "Maybe it is the blood of the descendants left behind by the master?"

"Are you an idiot? Where did the master come from for thousands of years?" Concubine Xiang turned back and asked Yu Li, "Boss, what do you think?"

However, it was only a cold glance from Yu Li.

Concubine Xiang thought she couldn't get the answer, but Yu Li took a few steps and stopped, but didn't look back: "I smelled it, and there is no demonic energy in him."

For a long time, he heard a sigh that sounded at the same time behind him, which contained endless loss, just like his mood.

At this time, Xie Fei, who was being talked about by them, was lying on the bed, thinking back to the incredible experience today—he actually became the owner of this inn? And two monster servants

It felt like there was an inexplicable extra book on the app, to the time he traveled to this world, and then to the inn, he seemed to be pulled by some kind of force.

Just like a chess piece held by a national finger, it will eventually land in a given position.

But on the bright side, at least he can now stay at the inn with peace of mind and not have to rush to find a job.

Xie Fei smiled self-deprecatingly, closed her eyes, and was gradually dragged into a dream by exhaustion.

It was the next morning when Xie Fei woke up again. Xie Fei was full of blood, and was still in the mood to wander around the room, and was pleasantly surprised to find a private bathroom.

He took a shower comfortably, and when he went out, he saw that there was a room next door, and he didn't know if anyone lived there.

Xie Fei looked around and realized that she was on the second floor. He looked down across the railing and saw Yu Li in a fluorescent green T-shirt sitting at the dining table and playing with his mobile phone.

Hey, the handsome guy is so quirky than his taste

Yu Li downstairs seemed to sense his gaze, looked up and said, "Come down for dinner."

Although the tone was not very good, Xie Fei was quite useful. After all, he hadn't eaten since yesterday morning.

With his hands on the railing, he leaned out halfway, and thanked him in a good mood: "Thank you, I'll come down soon."

When she got close, Xie Fei saw several KFC bags on the dining table and asked curiously, "Is there also KFC in the village?"

Yu Li frowned: "Of course I drove to town to buy it."

Xie Fei glanced at him unexpectedly and smiled gratefully.

The breakfast tasted the same, but Xie Fei was quite content, but during the meal, he always felt that Yu Li was looking at him, but every time he looked up, the other party was swiping his phone very seriously.

After several repetitions, Xie Fei couldn't help but want to ask, "Yu—"

"What do you always see me doing?" Yu Li asked first.

Xie Fei choked, "I didn't look at you."

"Ah."

Inexplicably, Xie Fei felt an unreasonable complacency from it.

"Eat it yourself." Yu Li stood up, raised his chin slightly and said, "I still have work."

He took the car keys on the table and left neatly.

Xie Fei, who was left behind, enjoyed breakfast alone. After eating, she tidied up the table and was ready to inspect her territory. He has adapted well to his new identity, so he can be considered a return to his old business.

Walking all the way to the lobby of the inn, Xie Fei met Ah Fu who was yawning and scratching his butt. The other party's half-open mouth was frozen for a second, and then he stood at attention and bowed at a 90° angle, "Master, good morning!"

Xie Fei felt a dull pain in her brain again, and tentatively negotiated: "How about we change the name?"

A Fushun asked humbly, "What do you want to change?"

Xie Fei really wanted to say "Xiao Xie" before, but when he met Ah Fu's eager eyes, he changed his mouth: "Boss?"

"Okay, boss!"

Xie Fei pulled a smile, "Didn't Brother A Fu say he would take me to the inn? Why don't we just do it now?"

Ah Fu was about to be scared to urinate by the sound of "brother", but he felt that the new owner didn't like to grovel, so he pointed to the reception desk in horror: "Well, wait for me, the boss, I will throw a Rubbish."

There is an instant noodle box and a blood bag on the stage.

Um? Blood bag

Xie Fei took a closer look and could still see the red liquid remaining in the bag. When she thought about Ah Fu's original shape, she suddenly felt a little bad. He reluctantly pulled the corners of his mouth and tried half-truths: "Isn't there human blood in that bag?"

"No, no, we have been humanoid for thousands of years, and we have long stopped eating people."

"… "

Seeing that Xie Fei's face was wrong, Ah Fu realized that his words were ambiguous, and hurriedly patched: "No, no, I have never eaten people, really, I am a good demon, a friend of mankind, if you hurt people, you will be punished. The boss was killed!"

"Yu Li?" Xie Fei thought of last night's "Demon Tyrant", and couldn't help but wonder: "What is his original form? Is it also a bat?"

Ah Fu suddenly burst out with an indescribable laugh. Just as he was about to open his mouth, he caught sight of a white feather by the door, and quickly gave Xie Fei a wink, "I don't dare to say it, and if I say it, the boss will beat him to death."

Xie Fei followed Ah Fu's prompt and saw a snowy owl poking its head.

At first he thought he had read it wrong, how could there be a snowy owl here, then he thought of the white bird he had seen the night before, and suddenly realized: "So it's you!"

The snow owl paused, and slowly stuck out a paw, staring cautiously at Xie Fei. Seeing Xie Fei waving at it with a smile, the snowy owl immediately flapped its wings and flew to the other side, looking up at him.

Xie Fei squatted down, touched the snowy owl's head, and asked Ah Fu, "Did you raise it?"

"It was raised by the boss." Ah Fu muttered indignantly: "It's a spy, specially sent by the boss to monitor us."

"..." Xie Fei couldn't help chuckling when she thought of what Snow Owl had just suspected of listening to the corner, "Is it so powerful?"

The snowy owl immediately raised its chest and made a "goo" sound.

Xie Fei was taken aback, "Can you still understand me?"

Seeing the snow owl nodding, he felt even more incredible: "Then what's your name? Xiaobai?"

The next moment, he actually saw the disgust on the face of an eagle, and saw the snowy owl fly to the reception desk and type two words-yinsu on Ah Fu's iPad with its claws.

"Your name is Yinsu?" Xie Fei was a little uncertain.

The Snowy Owl raised its chest and belly, and nodded reservedly.

"It sounds good." Xie Fei asked in surprise, "You can type?"

Snowy Owl Cake turned his face to the sky and was invincible.

"That's great!" Xie Fei clenched her fist and rubbed her palm, "I'm planning to hold a morning meeting later to discuss the rectification of the inn. Come and make the minutes of the meeting."

Snowy Owl: "... gu?"

The author has something to say:

Yu: I love green, green and healthy.

The big malaysian flying fox is a little scary, so be careful.