"Minutes of the meeting?"
In the front yard of the inn, Yu Li had roughly browsed a few pages of pinyin and text on the ipad, but he still had a hard time believing: "He actually calls Yinsu?"
Don't look at Yinsu's always dog-legged appearance in front of him, but he's never dismissive of outsiders.
"It screams." Ah Fu lazily fiddled with a strand of purple bangs hanging down from his forehead, "Yinsu is very active, and he also takes the initiative to ask for touch."
"..." Yu Li spit out in a low voice, "Something that doesn't live up to its expectations, an idiot who is obsessed with sex!"
Suddenly, Yu Xin raised his head with a feeling.
In the sea of sunlight and clouds, the idiot in his mouth was flying fast, and in a blink of an eye, he rushed to the front.
Yinsu's speed was too fast, too late to end the momentum, and plunged into the master's arms.
Yu Li caught it with a groan, and just as he was about to start training, he heard Yinsu's sharp cry. His expression changed instantly, and he asked sharply, "Where was it blocked?"
After Yinsu pointed out the direction, Yu Li hurriedly threw it to Ah Fu, and rushed out of the yard.
At the same time, Shaoyang Town.
The cramped alleyway was a mess - the small tricycle fell to the ground, potted plants and piles of debris were scattered all over the floor, and a few bastards were lying on the ground, moaning one after another.
And the one with the most shrill voice was the bald man.
"Brother, is my idiom teaching class interesting?" Xie Fei squatted beside the bald man, holding a picked up grass stalk in her hand, poking at the other's swollen face.
The bald-headed man was full of horror, panting "Hoho".
"Do you still dare to block me?"
The bald man looked desperate and begged for mercy with his eyes.
"Do you think I let you go?"
The bald man nodded vigorously.
"Fine."
Xie Fei was surprisingly easy to talk, he stood up on his knees and looked down at his defeated soldiers condescendingly. The shadow of the backlight blurred his expression, and it was also projected on the bald man, becoming a haze that lingered in the latter's heart.
From the perspective of a bald man, only Xie Fei's beautifully curved jawline and gently opening and closing lips could be clearly seen.
His heart shrank, and there was a sense of panic similar to weightlessness, as if he would hear the curse from the evil god in the next second.
But Xie Fei just asked, "Are you rich?"
Bald man: "… "
"You just disturbed the residents, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to go out now, and they might have delayed their business." Xie Fei pointed at a closed door at will, with a particularly righteous and awe-inspiring look: "And you smashed so many flowers and plants. , serious damage to the environment, shouldn’t it be compensated?”
Bald man: "… "
No one expected that a containment developed to the end and turned into a farce.
Xie Fei urged the gangsters to go door-to-door to lose money, and received a lot of praise and applause from the people.
Before leaving, Xie Fei did not forget to remind her kindly: "Big brother, remember to collect garbage later. We have just started to implement garbage sorting. If you do it properly, you will be fined for doing such a mess."
Comrade Xie, a self-confessed good socialist citizen, helped the little three-wheeler, and in the eyes of the gangsters who were both happy and inexpressible, he worriedly asked one more question: "Will the dry and wet garbage be divided?"
"Yes, we will!" The gangsters nodded like chickens pecking at rice, and recited in unison: "Whether it's dry or wet, let the pigs try it, and you'll know when you eat it."
Xie Fei finally felt relieved, and slowly rode out of the alley.
But before long, he had to stop again.
"Mr. Yu?" Xie Fei was stunned for a moment, then smiled again: "What's your situation?"
Yu Li in front of him was still in the same outfit that morning, but he was riding a lady's bicycle in a very disobedient manner, and he couldn't even straighten his legs when he stepped on the ground. The other party's always pale face was covered with a thin layer of red, and the tip of his nose was sweating finely. Although it did not damage his appearance, he was really embarrassed.
"What's your situation?" Yu Li asked angrily, "Isn't it blocked?"
"Is it the letter from the Yinsu Newspaper?" Xie Fei guessed it right away, thinking that it's no wonder that it didn't appear afterward. "It's okay, I happened to meet the gangster who came to the inn to make trouble yesterday, uh... You should know about that, right?"
Of course Yu Li knew it, but he never took it to heart. If Concubine Xiang and A Fu couldn't even deal with a group of street gangsters, they would have been expelled from the demon status long ago.
But Xie Fei was different. Xie Fei was just a thin young man with little power.
"I beat them up." The thin boy said.
"… "
Yu Li looked at Xie Fei carefully and saw that everything was intact except for the wrinkled T-shirt and a small bruise on the corner of his mouth. He couldn't help but believe it.
The development of things was beyond his expectations, but he couldn't allow him to think about it, when he heard a "click" sound not far away. Yu Li turned his head and saw that several young girls across the street were pointing at him excitedly, and one of them had his cell phone facing him.
He frowned, turned the head of the bike with both hands, and pedaled hard with his long legs, the bike slipped out a distance in an instant, Yu Li said without turning his head, "Come on!"
Although Xie Fei didn't know what was going on, she stepped on the small tricycle to keep up, and a high-octave scream burst out from behind her—
"Ah! It's Yu Li!"
"Where? Is it really my brother?"
"Hurry up, sisters! Duck!"
…
The noisy and chaotic voices entered the ears with the wind, Yu Li and Xie Fei turned into the nearest alley one after the other, and disappeared in an instant.
Ten minutes later, Yu Li stood beside a trash can in a dark alley, endured the sour smell and said, "Hey, go buy me a hat and a pair of sunglasses."
Xie Fei had some guesses after the show just now: "Are you still a big star?"
Yu Li made a light "um" sound, and pretended not to care, pulling on the neckline and fanning, but his sweaty brows and eyes revealed a few different emotions.
Xie Fei caught a subtle sense of familiarity from it. Thinking about it carefully, it was probably similar to Yinsu's self-expansion after showing off her ability to type.
Once he saw through Yu Li's heart, Xie Fei vaguely felt the way to get along with the other party, and he quietly tested: "No wonder, you are so handsome, it's a pity not to be a star, there must be many people who like you."
as predicted.
The corners of Yu Li's mouth twitched lightly: "Actually, it's not too bad, I only have more than 60 million followers on Weibo." Suddenly, he lowered his eyes suddenly: "For example, don't you recognize me?"
"I used to be in the orphanage, and I didn't know much about the outside world." Xie Fei's eyes dimmed slightly, "After returning home, I couldn't tell much energy..."
Knowing the ins and outs, Yu Li suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and urged dryly: "Hurry up and go shopping, this place stinks."
Xie Fei laughed in her heart, pretended to answer in a low voice, and rode the tricycle again.
There are many shops in Shaoyang Town, Xie Fei quickly bought hats and sunglasses, and was about to go back when he suddenly thought of Yu Li's dazzling "fluorescent green", so he turned into a clothing store.
He picked out two sets of underwear and a white shirt in the store, the shirt was Yu Li's, and the rest were bought for himself.
In order to save a little more money, Xie Fei's throat was about to get angry when she talked about the price. When she came out of the store, she was relieved, and she just hoped that the big stars would not be too difficult to serve.
However, Yu Li was still very talkative. After learning that the straw hat was 15 and the sunglasses were 30, he did not show disgust.
"White is not eye-catching."
"I like something brighter." Yu Li was dissatisfied.
Xie Fei wanted to persuade "buy it all", but changed her words temporarily: "But I think you look very good in white. You are so good, you are a natural clothes hanger, and you look good in a sack."
Yu Li nodded reservedly: "Okay then."
When Yu Li was ready, Xie Fei said that she was going to buy some repair tools, "Mr. Yu together?"
Yu Li pressed the brim of his hat and said softly, "Do you want me to go back by myself?"
"If you don't dare, then thank you in advance." Xie Fei immediately expressed her attitude, but he felt the resistance from the rear as soon as he stepped on the pedal twice, and turned back blankly: "What's wrong?"
Yu Li pointed to the bicycle parked by the wall, frowned and asked, "You still want me to ride that thing?"
Xie Fei thought for a while and suggested, "How about you come up and I'll take you?"
Yu Li was a little reluctant, but after comparing, he still carried the bicycle onto the bucket and sat on it reluctantly.
With one more person and the weight of a car, Xie Fei didn't feel any difficulty at all. He pedaled and asked, "Where did your bicycle come from? Isn't there only a tricycle in the inn?"
"… Borrowed."
"You ride pretty fast. It's only been more than 20 minutes since I was blocked until you came here... No, don't you have a car? Why don't you drive?"
Yu Li didn't respond for a long time, just when Xie Fei thought that the other party thought he was annoying, Yu Li suddenly said: "Private cars are not allowed to enter the city, I saw a bicycle on the side of the road after I got off the car, so I borrowed it. "
Xie Fei vaguely noticed that Yu Li was a little embarrassed about "taking it without asking", and at the same time thought of the embarrassment when the other party just appeared - as a big star, he forgot to make a little disguise.
After all, it's all to help him.
He was suddenly a little happy, turned around and said sincerely, "Thank you, Mr. Yu."
Back on the street, Xie Fei could still hear the legend about Yu Li.
But after a while, the rumor has developed to "Yu Li eloped with a man".
Xie Fei admired the ability of the people in Shaoyang to fabricate nightmares. He bought all the basic tools he needed as quickly as possible, and also got a few bags of seeds of fruits and vegetables.
"It's almost there." Xie Fei stuffed the remaining 100 yuan back into her trousers pocket: "Then we're going back?"
"Yeah." At this time, the car body was full of goods, Yu Li sat on one side with his long legs shrunk, and reminded coldly: "Remember to return the car, you go."
Xie Fei: "..."
On the way back, the two passed by a mobile phone shop, and Yu Li suddenly asked to stop.
Xie Fei thought that Yu Li was going to buy a mobile phone, so she said, "Go in by yourself, I'm here to look at things."
Yu Li glanced at him and said nothing.
Unexpectedly, when he came out again, Yu Li handed him a paper bag, "Call me if you have something in the future. There is still a card in it, don't miss it."
Xie Fei was startled: "I—"
"Don't be so nonsense." Yu Li impatiently shoved the bag into his arms: "If you want to take it, take it."
Xie Fei looked down: "I mean, I like the silver one, is this yours?"
"..." Yu Li's face darkened: "The local tyrant, Jin, do you want love?"
For the next period of time, Yu Li didn't pay much attention to others, obviously angry. Xie Fei didn't expect Yu Li to be so nonchalant. Fortunately, the other party was easy to coax. Under his rainbow fart offensive, he gradually eased his attitude and was willing to chat with him.
"By the way, what kind of monster are you?" Xie Fei asked curiously as she pedaled the car, and Yu Li's stiff answer sounded behind her: "I'm a monster, not a monster."
"Then what kind of monster are you?"
Although Ah Fu didn't say it clearly, Xie Fei also guessed that it was not a bat, but Ah Fu was so afraid of Yu Li, could it be... a relationship with a natural enemy
"A snake demon?"
As soon as he asked the question, he felt a terrifying and deep aura of extreme cold coming from behind, but it disappeared in an instant.
When Xie Fei turned around to look, she found that there was no one on the car body.
"… "
Did it make him angry again? Why don't you just leave without saying a word
So did I guess right
Xie Fei returned to the inn full of doubts. As soon as she entered the front yard, she saw two more ladies in the lobby. One of them was full of shock: "The worst room costs 499 per night? So expensive?!"
"Not expensive! It's 99!"
Xie Fei was agitated and hurriedly abandoned the small tricycle, rushing towards the lobby as if stepping on a hot wheel.
"But it's clearly written on it..." The lady who spoke was instantly stunned after seeing Xie Fei's appearance.
"That's the price set by the former boss." Xie Fei quickly grabbed a memory about the "former boss" in her mind, the one that most people in the original world had heard of—
"The former boss owed a huge debt and ran away with his sister-in-law!"
"We have no choice but to use the room fee to cover the salary!"
"Original price 499, now only 99!"
The author has something to say:
Yu: A hero saves beauty.
Xie: It doesn't exist.