"I won't allow it!"
Before everyone could react, Yu Li was already furious and trembling with anger: "It's just immoral, unrestrained, shameless, and maddening!"
Quiet all around.
Concubine Xiang's eyes flickered slightly, the corners of her lips evoked a faint smile, and when Yu Li's eyes swept over, she immediately corrected her attitude, frowned solemnly, shook her head and sighed.
Xie Fei completely bit the tip of her tongue to hold back her laughter. He and Ah Fu exchanged a cryptic look, and both received uncontrollable anticipation and excitement from each other's eyes, but he pretended to sigh: "The world is getting worse and worse. what… "
A'Fu cooperated knowingly: "People's hearts are not ancient..."
The rest of the people didn't know why, but they were careful not to express their opinions. Only Lu Shengnan, a middle school girl, refused the adult's observation and said, "Are you standing so tall that you are blocking the TV, live broadcast. Just live it, why the reaction is so big."
"Good, good you jellyfish! How dare you talk back to me!"
As soon as Xie Fei heard it, she knew that Yu Li was guilty of a guilty conscience, so she would focus on him vaguely and pick on others' attitudes.
According to historical experience, the more Yu Li said, the more he would be exposed. In order to avoid the tragedy, Xie Fei decided to help his brother. Live broadcast, brother just can't get used to this kind of atmosphere."
"Yes, that's what I meant." Yu Li was immediately righteous.
"And don't pandas lose face?" Xie Fei said with a deep meaning: "Animals also have dignity."
"That's right." Lu Shengnan suddenly smiled intriguingly, "I heard that pandas are faster after a few hours—"
In an instant, the lights in the room flickered on and off, and the TV screen flickered with snow, and everyone heard the obvious sound of electric current flowing, as eerie as a ghost movie rehearsal.
With several loud noises, the power supply was cut off.
"What, what's wrong?" Yan Lai asked in horror in the darkness.
But no one answered.
"Speak up." Among the crowd, only Yan Lai was the most timid. He wanted to turn on the flashlight of his mobile phone, but he was wearing plastic gloves covered with oil.
"Oh, it might have tripped." Xie Fei coughed lightly, "I'll take a look."
However, before he could get up, the lights turned on by themselves.
I saw that the TV screen was shattered and broken, the coffee table was also divided into two sections, and the food on the table was scattered.
"Where's Mr. Yu?" Yan Lai asked cautiously when he realized that there was one person missing.
Feeling embarrassed and suicidal maybe...
Xie Fei didn't dare to say it explicitly, she wanted to perfunctory, but saw Lu Shengnan frown: "As for it, just talking about pandas and going crazy like this, is it..."
Xie Fei's heart skipped a beat.
"His original form is a panda?"
Seeing the thoughtful expressions of everyone, Xie Fei sighed in her heart: Brother, I tried my best, but I can't help you.
With such an episode, the party is definitely not going to go on.
Everyone helped clean up the living room and then dispersed. Xie Fei walked to Yu Li's closed door, hesitated a little, and decided not to go to the bad place tonight, after all, Yu Li's anger level was unprecedentedly high. Although he was a little worried that Lu Shengnan would be retaliated against, but a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, so ask yourself for more blessings.
Xie Fei originally thought that Yu Li would be angry for at least ten days and a half, but when he wanted to meet again the next day, the other party was very calm. It seemed that the person who was so angry last night that even the magnetic field was affected was not Yu.
This is not normal.
With Yu Li's revenge, it seems like a mountain of rain is about to come.
Sure enough, in the next few days, Lu Shengnan began to have bad luck frequently.
For example, if you go out in the morning and get dipped in bird poop, fall down for no reason on the road, take a shower, the water temperature drops to below zero, even eating ice cream can eat a rotten tooth, not to mention having nightmares every night...
"In my dream, I became a jellyfish. I was torn apart by natural enemies, decomposed by humans, or gave birth to many, many cubs. Once I died, I would be re-differentiated and continue to be tortured..." The little girl's eyes were bloodshot, and she was full of spirits. said in a trance.
Xie Fei stared at her heavy dark circles and reminded politely: "Maybe Mercury retrograde recently, why don't you travel somewhere else to relax?"
It should be fine to leave the inn anyway.
"It's not because I offended that cheapskate. The man-made Mercury retrograde is almost the same." Although Lu Shengnan's mind has deteriorated, his intelligence still retains the original level: "Forget it, I'm afraid of a traffic accident."
"It's that serious." Xie Feiyan said insincerely.
"Yes, he won't do anything to hurt people, but he can be disgusting. If I'm so unlucky, who knows what will happen to me—" Lu Shengnan suddenly turned pale and covered his stomach.
"What's wrong?" Xie Fei was shocked.
"My stomach hurts, I must have said bad things about him!"
However, the truth is that Lu Shengnan drank cold water in the middle of the night, which caused acute gastroenteritis and even vomiting and diarrhea. He had to be hospitalized for recuperation, but he escaped.
Xie Fei came back from the hospital, and when she passed by Yu Li's room door, she saw the other person sitting by the window reading a book.
The early spring breeze ruffled Yu Li's soft hair, and the dazzling sunlight couldn't cover his brilliance. At this time, Yu Li was completely a quiet and beautiful man.
- If you don't speak.
"How is that jellyfish?" Yu Li asked seemingly casually, but his eyes were a little fluttering.
Xie Fei read out the meaning of guilty conscience, and couldn't help laughing, and detailed the doctor's diagnosis.
Knowing that Lu Shengnan did it himself, Yu Li's expression softened a little, "Oh, deserve it."
Xie Fei laughed dryly and was about to go back to her room when Yu Li asked, "Have you seen today's hot search?"
"No." He was busy all day and didn't have time to surf the Internet.
"That panda mating live broadcast was complained by the Animal Protection Association and can't be broadcast." Yu Li's eyes were implicitly proud.
"… Oh."
What kind of animal protection society, isn't that what you did
Xie Fei was not surprised by this result. He knew that Yu Li would definitely do something, but he was inevitably disappointed. It's not because he has a special hobby and is really interested in panda doi, he just wants to enjoy Yu Li's performance.
It's embarrassing to have less fun now.
But soon Xie Fei didn't have the heart to pay attention to these trivial matters.
"They're here again!"
On the back hill, a small man looked terrified.
He is an employee of the engineering department of Shangjing International. He was arranged to participate in the construction of the hot spring pool in Xining Village a few months ago. Now that the project is nearing completion, it is likely to be completed on schedule, but he is not happy at all.
Recently, a group of monkeys came to the hot spring pool, and they couldn't get rid of them no matter how hard they tried. Not to mention the serious delay in the construction period, it is likely to affect future operations.
After a few days of reporting, there was finally a reply from above, asking him to find a way to find a way for the boss of the Great Wilderness Inn, so he respectfully went to invite someone.
"It's okay, I'll talk to them." Xie Fei comforted her, but she didn't rush forward, but stood there and looked around.
The small hot spring eye a few months ago has now been built into a hot spring pool with a trapezoidal structure. The whole pool is composed of dozens of small pools. wave.
The clear living spring flows straight down, reflecting the flowers and green plants transplanted on the pond embankment, and even the pond water is dyed in colorful colors.
The smoke on the pool surface is like a fairyland, but it is a pity that dozens of wild monkeys destroy the beauty.
Xie Fei swept across the group of monkeys, and her eyes fell on a monkey with an intoxicated expression. The monkey was larger than the other, and the two little monkeys behind him were pounding their backs with their fists.
Taking off her shoes, Xie Fei walked along the pond to the monkey.
Hearing the movement, the monkey slowly opened his eyes and froze.
"The hot spring pool was discovered by you. You can soak it if you want, but it can only be concentrated in the bottom row of pools." Xie Fei made a direct request, and he knew that the monkey could understand.
The monkey seemed to be a little unwilling, but did not dare to disobey Xie Fei, and nodded dejectedly.
Seeing that Xie Fei solved the problem that had been bothering him for several days in a few words, the little man couldn't recover for a long time, and finally understood why he was instructed to seek help from the other party.
"I'll give them a few pools on my own, right?" Xie Fei asked after returning along the road.
"No, no problem, as long as it doesn't affect the guests, it's wild." The little man said hurriedly.
Xie Fei smiled and politely said a few words before preparing to go down the mountain, but she heard the small man ask, "Do you want to take a bath in the hot spring, Mr. Xie?"
"Can you take a dip now?"
"Okay." The little man explained: "The promotion department wants to hold a lottery, and invite a group of tourists to come and experience it in advance during the Qingming holiday. The swimming trunks and bathrobes have already been sent..."
Xie Fei knew about this, and the inn would also vacate a few rooms for cooperation.
He was a little moved, so he looked at Yu Li who accompanied him up the mountain - the other party simply wore a mask and hat, and stood beside him without saying a word.
"Brother, what do you think?"
After asking, he felt that Yu Li would definitely not agree. After all, taking a bath in a hot spring requires taking off his clothes, which is almost equivalent to "meeting naked".
Unexpectedly, Yu Li nodded slightly: "Yes."
Huh? Xie Fei raised her eyebrows unexpectedly, wondering if she coveted his body
What was even more surprising was later on. When the little man brought out several swimming trunks for them to choose from, Yu Li blushed and picked the most revealing swimming trunks, and shoved him the most conservative style. swimming trunks.
The two entered the locker room one after another to change their clothes.
Although the air conditioner was on, it was still cold on the mountain in March. Xie Fei changed her swimming trunks and quickly wrapped her bathrobe.
As soon as he opened the door, he was stunned, only to see Yu Li waiting outside wearing swimming trunks all over his body, his skin was dazzlingly white, and his body lines were perfect, like a white jade statue.
When Xie Fei looked down and looked somewhere, her legs were inexplicably weak.
Feeling Xie Fei's gaze, Yu Li felt uncomfortable, and scolded Lu Shengnan in his heart. If it wasn't for this jellyfish talking nonsense, why would he sell his color for the sake of "righting his name"!
Although Xie Fei didn't know his true form yet, it was only a matter of time.
He endured the shame and didn't move, and he must let Xie Fei see clearly, so as not to misunderstand him in the future and feel contemptuous.
How could Xie Fei know that Yu Li had so many mental activities, but she was embarrassed first, and lowered her eyes and whispered, "Brother, let's go."
They went to a private hot spring pool, separated from each other by trees. The space was wide and the view was excellent. Looking down, there was a pink peach forest.
Yu Li was the first to go into the water, and he breathed a sigh of relief until the warm pool water covered his body.
Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Xie Fei taking off her bathrobe, Yu Li hurriedly kept his eyes away, and commanded arrogantly: "Go over there, don't get too close to me."
"Oh." Xie Fei calmed down slightly, this was the Yu Li he was familiar with.
After entering the water, he saw Yu Li closed his eyes and didn't want to talk, so he obediently didn't bother.
Xie Fei took the mobile phone with the waterproof bag on the side of the pool and took a few photos to upload on Weibo. After logging in, she noticed that the name "Xie Yao" was on the hot search.
He clicked it subconsciously. It turned out that Xie Yao participated in a draft event after his comeback. This hot search was a direct shot of the opponent's game yesterday, and it looked like he was dancing decently.
There is a rainbow fart in the comments, and I don't know if it's a new fan, or a sailor.
Since it had nothing to do with herself, Xie Fei was too lazy to pay attention. She refreshed the homepage with a thumbs-down. Seeing that the "Panda Blogger" he followed had just posted a message, her expression suddenly condensed.
Xie Fei peeked at Yu Li subtly, and found that the other party opened his eyes at some point and was also staring at him.
The two looked at each other, a trace of panic flashed in their eyes at the same time, Yu Li preemptively attacked and took the initiative: "Why are you so guilty?"
"No, no."
Yu Li's purpose was to fight back, but it was obvious that Xie Fei avoided his gaze and immediately became suspicious. He half-squinted his eyes: "What were you looking at just now?"
"Just brushing up on social news." Xie Fei said bravely.
Yu Li tickled his finger, "Bring your phone here, don't make small moves, otherwise..."
Seeing that Xie Fei couldn't hide, she had to hand over her cell phone and couldn't help defending: "I just saw it by accident..."
Yu Li only took Xie Fei's handle, and he was arrogant for a while, but the next second, he was no longer smiling and relaxed.
A Weibo with a nine-square grid was displayed on the screen. The text was very long, and the most prominent one was the title written between the double #s—
Two pandas in the Huaxia Conservation and Research Center for Giant Pandas completed the mating in 1 minute and 30 seconds! [dog head]
The author has something to say: Liuli: Impossible!