Xie Fei couldn't brush her hair, but she still had to smooth her hair, which can be said to be very aggrieved.
He fell asleep with regret, hoping to be accompanied by a panda in his dream.
The next morning, when he and Yu Li both went downstairs, everyone noticed the pocket watch around his neck.
In fact, it wasn't that Xie Fei wanted to show off, but that he caught up with Yu Li and knocked on the door as soon as he woke up, and reminded him to put it on. As an intern boyfriend, he had to obey.
"Hey, this pocket watch..." Concubine Xiang's eyes flashed, and her eyes slowly moved from Xie Fei's chest to Yu Li.
"Isn't it because the boss has been wearing that pocket watch every day for several years?" Ah Fu directly reported the answer.
In the early years, Yu Li did not understand smugness, and was bloated and shabby. After being ridiculed many times, he finally began to pay attention to his appearance. Almost all wealthy people in that era wore pocket watches, and Yu Li also followed suit. After a few years, he no longer needed to rely on external objects to advertise his worth, so he put away the pocket watch.
Xie Fei glanced at Yu Li, and saw that the other party was also staring at him, with a clear message in his eyes, he understood in a second: "Yes, this is a special gift from my brother."
Just as Yu Li was about to give his speech, he heard a very low voice from the other side of the dining table: "A pocket watch is not a small clock with a chain, so it's not a good gift to give this."
Death stare.
"Believe it or not, I'll die for you now!" Yu Li grabbed the steamed bun and threw it at the source of the voice, hitting Lu Shengnan on the forehead with precision.
He was very strong, even if it was just a soft steamed bun, it left a red mark on Lu Shengnan's forehead. The latter covered his forehead and dared not speak. Lu Xiping saw that Yu Lizhen was angry, and hurriedly persuaded: "She is still A child, Mr. Yu, don't care about her."
"I'm your ancestor!" Lu Shengnan suddenly angered and slapped the back of his grandson's head, but thinking about the unfortunate experience last time, she didn't dare to say anything.
The scene was so quiet.
Suddenly, the sound of a horn came from afar: "Listen to the evil spirits in the house, you are already surrounded, and you are ordered to put down your weapons immediately and be captured!"
Xie Fei: ? ?
While everyone was at a loss, Yin Su flew in at the right time, not knowing what to say to Yu Li, the latter's expression became more and more serious.
After a long while, Yu Li sneered: "These Taoist priests are so impatient, how dare they come to block the door? I'll meet them right away."
After saying that, he went out the door.
Xie Fei hurriedly grabbed him and asked why.
Yu Li looked at Huo Qing, "The dwarf who came to him yesterday brought dozens of rescue soldiers and was setting up a formation at the door."
Huo Qing was startled, he still didn't know that the little monk came to him.
The rest were even more confused.
Xie Fei briefly explained what happened to everyone, "...It's okay, you can eat at ease, I'll take care of it."
Although he said that, how can the rest of the people feel at ease, exchanging glances with each other.
Xie Fei didn't pay attention, and turned to Yu Li again: "Brother, it's not good for you to go out like this?"
Yu Li thought about it as well, and explained to A Fu and Concubine Xiang: "Those Taoists have similar techniques, they are no different than ordinary people. You two go to help Cuicui first, and I will come back when I turn around."
The two were busy.
So, Xie Fei came to the front yard under the escort of Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu.
There were already many guests in the front yard, pointing at the Taoist priest outside the door, and many people took out their mobile phones.
When some people saw Xie Fei coming, they all inquired: "Boss, are you filming?"
"Are there any themed events planned?"
"Isn't it still early for the Ghost Festival?"
…
Xie Fei coped with it with an embarrassing smile, and when she saw a group of Taoist priests at the door, she could understand what it meant to beat the young and come to the old - the eldest ones all had white hair and beard, and looked at at least seventy.
"Hey, it's just right!" The little monk standing at the front noticed Xie Fei at a glance, and drew out his peach wood sword to point at him.
Xie Fei resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and asked politely through the fence gate: "Are you the Taoist priests of Xiaoxianguan?"
"Exactly." The white-bearded old Daoist, holding a loudspeaker in his hand, replied with his long beard.
"Brother Zhu, why waste your words with this evildoer, quickly set up an array, and follow me to punish the evil!" The little monk didn't show much respect for his elders. He was aggressive and kicked the fence gate!
The door remained motionless.
It's not that the fence gate is of good quality, but that the little monk is short and short-legged, and he didn't keep the distance when kicking the gate.
His face flushed, and he heard a few muffled laughter behind him. The little monk looked back angrily. All his classmates looked solemn and looked like they were the same enemy, so that he suspected that he had hallucinations for a while.
Xie Fei was facing them, but she watched a lot, thinking that there were quite a lot of dramas for this group of Taoist priests.
He simply opened the door and said, "Mr. Daoists, why don't you send a few representatives to my yard to discuss in detail, you are stuck here, it will greatly affect my business."
"Alright—"
"Bah! Don't be rhetoric, don't think I can't see through your conspiracy!" The little monk interrupted the senior brother Zhu and scolded: "You just see that we are numerous and powerful, and you know that we are invincible, so you want to split up. Then, break them one by one!"
"Oh, why don't you all come in together?" Xie Fei changed her words fluently. Anyway, his yard was big enough.
"Heh, I still want to kill us all!"
"… "
Seeing that Xie Fei was silent, the little monk pierced through his tricks, and his momentum was even more powerful: "Our Xiaoxianguan's Eight Wilderness Six Hexie Execution Formation has been passed down for thousands of years, and today you can't fly even if you put your wings on it. Hand over that stutter, so as not to suffer more from flesh and blood!"
Xie Fei silently took out her mobile phone and pressed a few numbers: "Hello, is it 110?"
Hearing him call the police, the little monk was stunned for a while, then sneered, but he was not afraid at all.
The rest of the guests finally realized that something was wrong. If it was acting, it would be too realistic. The little boss wouldn't call the false police, right? But if it is true, why are the Taoist priests shouting to exorcise evil spirits? Or a well-known Taoist priest
The guests did not suspect that the Taoist priests were liars. In the first place, how could so many people cheat at the same time? Second, the small bosses all called the police, but they all calmed down.
Everyone looked at each other and talked a lot.
"With such a big battle, are you really here to exorcise evil spirits?"
"Where did the inn come from? I heard that the little monk called Boss Xie an evildoer. Do I think Boss Xie is evil?"
"Hahaha, isn't the little boss the biological son of the couple from the Runjiang Group, why is he related to the evildoer?"
"Why are monks among the Taoist priests?"
…
The discussion was not small, Xie Fei and the Taoist priests heard it, the little monk was angry: "I am a Taoist priest, not a monk."
The surroundings were quiet, and sympathetic gazes shot at Xiaohe... Little Taoist priest - bald at a young age.
The little Taoist felt humiliated and became angry, but he didn't know how to argue.
Concubine Xiang quickly grabbed the little Taoist priest's arm, pulling and pushing, and the little Taoist priest did not stand still and fell to the ground again.
Seeing that he suffered a loss, a group of fellow students all changed their expressions, as if they had suffered a great humiliation, and rolled up their sleeves to help. It was inevitable that the two sides had lost their sense of balance. When Xie Fei hung up the phone, the door was already in a mess.
He was busy stepping forward to stabilize the current situation, when suddenly he heard a shrill scream, Xie Fei watched as Concubine Xiang's hair was ripped off by a young Taoist priest, revealing her bare head, just like the little Taoist priest. No two.
"..." Concubine Xiang, is it too
It was the first time Xie Fei knew about it after being together for more than half a year.
But thinking about Concubine Xiang's original form, he was relieved.
But Concubine Xiang obviously couldn't be relieved. Her face was black and blue, her eyes were red, her whole body suddenly lost her reason, and she was so angry that she was like a mother beast protecting her cubs, and she punched and kicked at the culprit.
The Taoists were thoroughly enraged, and the conflict between the two sides escalated.
And Xie Fei, who was in the game, was also affected.
The guests were stunned, and for some reason they developed into a group fight. Even those who tried to persuade them were too frightened by the battle in front of them, but what shocked them even more was still behind.
I saw several men rushing up from the rear to join the battle, one of whom was blond and blue-eyed, and the other was wearing a mask. As a result, the mask was torn off in no time, revealing a familiar face.
"Huo Qing??!"
The crowd immediately rioted. At this moment, Huo Qing's fans were excited whether they were or not. Who would have thought that staying in a village inn would be able to encounter top-level music traffic, and the traffic was still fighting
The screams suddenly sounded, and many girls swarmed up, and more people were excited to take pictures with their mobile phones, and some even clicked on the live broadcast.
So when Yu Li arrived in disguise, he saw the Taoist priest, the half-demon, and the guests mixed together like clothes in a front-load washing machine, torn apart, and Xie Fei pushed left and blocked in the crowd.
He was furious in his heart, and he couldn't care about scolding Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu for being trash. He pushed aside the crowd and squeezed in.
There are more than 30 Taoist priests who have come to know martial arts, and almost half of Xiaoxianguan's combat power has been dispatched. But they are not the opponents of Concubine Xiang at all, and even the "evil" surnamed Xie can be exchanged three for one, if not for the addition of many inexplicable people to disrupt the battle situation, they would have already gg'd...
Now there is a more fierce bearded man, and the Taoist priests are shocked and angry. Are there a group of sweeping monks living in this inn? !
But the nightmare didn't stop there. A white bird swooped down, followed by a lot of squirrels, monkeys, cats, dogs and dogs. They scratched, scratched and bitten at the Taoist priest. The scene was like a circus riot.
As the Taoists retreated and lost, they suddenly heard a loud roar: "Stop it all for me!"
Everyone froze in unison, and the animals also stopped their claws very spiritually. They turned their heads to look at the source of the sound, and saw that the two policemen who arrived at an unknown time had drawn their batons and pointed at them with a horrified expression.
In the end, no one was taken to the police station.
Xiaoxianguanhe has indeed always cooperated with the police, and Yu Li is also the chief consultant of the Demon Management Bureau. Since the relationship between the two sides is hard, the policemen decided to let them negotiate on their own after several phone calls.
The Taoists couldn't beat it, and they couldn't suppress it, so they had to obey.
Concubine Xiang picked up the wig with tears in her eyes, kowtowed on her head, turned around and left.
Ah Fu led a group of Taoist priests to the backyard.
Xie Fei saw that Yu Li was trying to use magic to erase everyone's memories, so she hurriedly grabbed him and whispered, "Forget it, you didn't expose anything that shouldn't be exposed today, and it is estimated that it has already spread on the Internet. If it's a big deal, please ask Mr. An for help. Pressure heat."
Yu Li thought it made sense and nodded: "Don't look for him, I'll arrange the team to deal with it."
With the deterrence of the two policemen, Xie Fei temporarily appeased the guests and returned to the backyard.
In the courtyard, the Taoist priests and the "indigenous" branch stand at one end, and the distinction is clear.
The Taoist priests all had blue noses and swollen faces, and the "natives" were not doing much better.
In normal times, based on Lu Xiping's good looks and body, he could have formed a boy group to debut, but at this time everyone was injured and extremely embarrassed.
"Let's talk." Xie Fei walked to the center with an indifferent expression - he was naturally embarrassed after provoking a show for no reason.
The little Taoist priest had just been severely beaten, and his arrogance had subsided a lot. The two green pandas stared at Xie Fei angrily.
No one spoke for a while.
Xie Fei didn't have the patience to wait, and thought that there were too many secrets involved in this matter. If she didn't make a clear distinction, she was afraid that trouble would continue, so she turned her head and asked Yu Li, "Brother, can you tell me?"
After getting Yu Li's approval, he walked directly to the little Taoist priest: "You guys are here today to subdue demons and exorcise demons?"
"Yes!" The little Taoist stalked his neck back.
"Then get rid of yourself first."
The little Taoist choked: "What do you mean?"
Xie Fei raised the corners of her lips, but the smile did not reach her eyes: "You are a demon yourself, a half-demon who awakened the bloodline of the crane."
The surroundings were silent for a moment, and from the expressions of the Taoists, some of them had heard the word "half demon".
But the little Taoist is obviously not one of them.
After a long while, the little Taoist sneered: "Well, you evildoer, you dare to beat him!"
Xie Fei hadn't explained yet, but Yu Li spoke first: "The red color on the top of the crane's head is not a feather, but a sarcoma. Simply put, the crane is a bald man."
The little priest's face collapsed.
"The bloodline of the crane is suitable for cultivation, and your cultivation must have improved a lot in the past six months."
"And it's a little taller, it's estimated to be one meter six."
"The hair is falling out too."
The little Taoist was stunned.
"You have become stronger, but you are also bald." Yu Li said.
The author has something to say: Concubine Xiang: I hate it!
(Make up for a small theater from yesterday)
A Li: Do you like me, or do you like pandas
Cuicui: You don't look like it when you lose weight...