Monster Inn Rectification Report

Chapter 65: Pots of milk

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"High-IQ criminals?" Xie Fei looked strange.

Liu Tianchang's face was flushed with a national character, and it was difficult to say a word.

"Oh, I said earlier that I was a fool!" Yu Li was so arrogant that he flicked the screen with his fingers: "I don't know where it came out of a deep mountain and an old forest, and it smells earthy."

Xie Fei couldn't help laughing.

"So the big devil you have been looking for for a long time is actually an illiterate who can't even use a computer?" The second girl's disappointment was beyond words. She was also looking forward to enjoying a fierce battle of wits. There is no hope at all, as for the fighting...

Lu Shengnan looked at the man's rickety body, "I always feel like I'm bullying the elderly."

"Cough, don't underestimate the enemy." Liu Tianchang said sternly: "He has a bad heart, and he knows so many mysterious techniques. It's definitely not as simple as it looks, and he doesn't know what kind of monster he is?"

The latter sentence was naturally asked about Yu Li, but unfortunately, Yu Li couldn't see it through the screen.

In any case, the big boss lurking in the dark finally showed his true face. When he was not sure whether the other party had made a disguise, Liu Tianchang tried to enter the screenshot of the man's face into the database, and really found a person who met the conditions.

"His name is Ji Teng, and his household registration and ID card were processed in October last year, but we did not find his re-application materials." Liu Tianchang has reason to suspect that Ji Teng used hypnosis to achieve his goal, "He is Changxian Hong A villager, currently working as a nurse at Nanshan First People's Hospital, 28 years old this year—"

"How old are you?" Xie Fei and Yu Li said in unison.

“28…”

Xie Fei was sluggish: "Is his face old?"

"I dare to say that I'm not an idiot, I don't even know how to cheat." Although Yu Li also faked his age, his appearance is indeed lush and tender.

Even though he knew that Yu Li was mocking Ji Teng, Liu Tianchang still felt an arrow in his knee, and he pretended to be serious with a sullen face: "We have checked his rental house, and he did run away, and he has now posted a photo of him. Go to each branch and mobilize everyone to help find someone. In addition, we have blocked all major routes out of the city, including the bus station, train station and airport. If there is news, I hope Mr. Yu can assist us in catching the culprit. "

Yu Li put his hands in his pockets and said with a boundless air: "I want to see which old thing is behind the scenes."

Liu Tianchang was not as optimistic as Yu Li. It had been 20 hours since Hu Limin was attacked by the spell, and Ji Teng had plenty of time to escape. The card was only set up half an hour before the main road out of the city. If Ji Teng set off earlier and chose the road, he should have left the card setting area long ago, and he would have found a random place to get off on the way, it would be really difficult to find.

After all the twists and turns, he finally found the other party's trace, Liu Tianchang was really unwilling to miss it, not to mention Ji Teng's tricks are secretive, and it will only be more difficult to catch as he goes on. Now, he can only pin his hopes on the Skynet all over the province, and Ji Teng, who doesn't seem to be very smart, may leak his whereabouts

But the result was unknown, and it was impossible for everyone to wait in the bureau, so Xie Fei and Yu Li left first.

She hadn't slept all night, Yu Li hadn't slept all night, Xie Fei still slept in the waiting room of the Demon Management Bureau, and said, "Brother, let me drive."

Yu Li threw the key to him and opened the passenger door.

There were only the two of them left in the car, and Yu Li didn't have to keep his spirits up any longer, and when he relaxed, he felt a little sleepy.

The car window reflected his profile as if he had been kissed by God. The light illuminated a pair of slightly drooping eyes. The thick eyelashes spread out a row of shadows like a small fan. His lips showed a fragile beauty at this moment.

Xie Fei only looked at him and then retracted his gaze, his brother is so handsome, he is poisonous!

"Brother, go to sleep, I'll call you when I get there," he said softly.

"Need not."

"are not you tired?"

"Who accompanies you when I sleep?"

Xie Fei was stunned for a while, then smiled, "Then let's chat."

"What are you talking about?" Yu Li adjusted the back of the seat and chose a more comfortable position to lie down. His tone was exhausted: "I don't want to talk about that old thing again."

Xie Fei held back what she was about to say, and changed her mind to ask, "Brother, are all the people in the Demon Management Bureau half-demon?"

"almost."

Xie Fei's eyes lit up, "What kind of monsters are there?"

"It's the hamster demon who gave you the lunch box, the bull demon who took you to the lounge, and the squawking spirit who kept talking to you was the starling demon..."

After listening to Yu Li's slow talk, Xie Fei felt that she had participated in a day trip to the zoo, "What kind of blood is Liu Ju?"

"Tibetan fox."

It happened that the wheel ran over a big hole in the road, and the body jolted a little. Xie Fei calmed down, recalling Liu Tianchang's unsmiling face with Chinese characters, and commented: "It looks quite similar."

Yu Li smiled lazily.

"Brother, can I go with you when we catch Ji Teng?" Xie Fei asked casually.

He actually had this idea for a long time. Normally, Yu Li would not take him to help the Demon Management Bureau. He didn't care about those petty troubles, but this time was different. The boss has been reduced to a comedian reserve, but they just lack modern education, and they have a lot of tricks. And judging from Ji Teng's learning of pinyin, the other party is likely to have just woken up soon. Maybe he is a thousand-year-old demon like his brother, and his strength must be good. At least the number of lives that Ji Teng interfered with can deceive Yu Li. The mind is simple and the victorious mind is heavy, in case of being tricked...

In short, instead of waiting anxiously for news, it is better to follow directly to the scene.

"What are you going to do?" Yu Li also had his own worries. "You can't deal with him. If something happens, how will you explain it to me?"

Xie Fei was stunned for a while before she figured out the subject-verb relationship in Yu Li's words, and said silently, "I want to appreciate my brother's heroic fighting style up close."

Yu Xin thought for a moment and turned to look at him.

Although Xie Fei looked straight ahead, she sensed it and knew that Yu Cent was moving, so she pursued her victory: "Brother is an ancient beast, where is the ordinary old monster your opponent, I just want to see my brother abuse vegetables. I promise, I will never go there. Go ahead and stand behind the police uncles the whole time."

"Okay." Yu Xin thought that those modern weapons were not vegetarians, and even he couldn't handle it, but Cuicui could feel at ease being protected by the special police of the Demon Management Bureau, so he raised his lips, "I'll give you a chance. "

Xie Fei got his wish, but did not expect the opportunity to come so quickly.

At four o'clock in the morning, Liu Tianchang called, saying that Ji Teng appeared at the Nanshan City Railway Station and tried to enter the station with a scalper ticket, but now the train tickets are real-name systems, and this old antique obviously bought a fake ticket and was immediately arrested. Station staff found out.

The staff member was smart and didn't show anything unusual. He just checked his ticket in a pretentious manner and let him in, turned his head and notified the leader.

Now Ji Teng is being monitored all the way, and the train he wants to take will naturally not come.

After listening to the whole story, Xie Fei actually had such a feeling that nine-year compulsory education is still necessary...

He knocked on the door of Yu Li's bedroom with his slippers on. After waiting for a long time, he didn't respond. He simply pushed the door and went in. He saw his brother sleeping like a dead pig with the quilt. call him.

It's normal to think about it. Yu Li's work and rest are very regular on weekdays. Although he won't lie in bed and sleep in, he will ensure 8 hours of sleep every day.

Besides, pandas love to sleep, especially when the weather is so hot.

"Brother, Ji Teng found it." Xie Fei bent down and pushed Yu Li.

Yu Li was sleeping soundly, and most of his face fell into the pillow. At this moment, one eye was slightly opened and then closed again in a sleepy state.

"Brother, Bureau Liu is still waiting for you."

"Um."

Yu Li answered vaguely, sat up slowly, and heard Xie Fei ask half-jokingly, "Do you want to wait for you to get dressed?"

Immediately in Yu Li's mind, a picture of a man in a black robe chasing a bare-bottomed boy with a small dress appeared in his mind, and said angrily, "Don't even think about peeping at my body!"

So Xie Fei was kicked out.

When Yu Li washed up and cleaned up, he was obviously still in a bad mood. He even wore the wrong shoes, and even bumped his head when he went out.

"Brother, are you really okay?" Xie Fei asked worriedly.

Yu Li rubbed his forehead and said with a cold face, "What can I do, just worry about it."

But Xie Fei was really worried, and rushed back to be the driver.

On the way, he saw that Yu Li was always in a drowsy appearance, without the slightest tension on the eve of the battle, so he couldn't help but feel a little anxious.

There was no traffic jam in the early morning, and the two quickly arrived at the train station.

Before getting off the car, Xie Fei suddenly stopped Yu Li, "Brother."

Yu Li unfastened his seat belt, gave him a confused look, and saw Xie Fei leaning over.

Sorry audience friends, I want to copy the heroine of "Wolf Warrior 2"!

Xie Fei kissed Yu Li involuntarily.

At first, Yu Li was still stunned, but then his ears were dyed pink, but he never refused Xie Fei's initiative, pinching the other party's waist and wantonly kissing back.

When the two separated, Xie Fei's eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of fog, and she panted and asked, "Is brother awake?"

A smile overflowed from Yu Li's lips.

Xie Fei was relieved, "Come on."

Yu Li kissed Xie Fei's face, pushed the door and got out of the car.

As soon as the car door was closed, Yu Li put on his hat and pressed the brim of the hat. When he looked up again, his brows softened, leaving only a sharp chill like ice and snow.

Seeing Liu Tianchang coming up to greet him, Yu Li asked, "Where is the chicken or duck pain?"

Liu Tianchang's eyes twitched, "On the platform, we are surrounded by plain clothes."

"He didn't find out?"

"Shouldn't it be?" Liu Tianchang wasn't sure: "I've been fiddling with my phone."

Yu Li sneered, "Let's go."

There were only a dozen or so people scattered on the platform, but it was only five o'clock in the morning, so it wasn't surprising that Ji Teng's bus was not the starting station.

At this time, the short man was standing with his back to the crowd and his hands behind his back.

The dim light of the platform pulled a long shadow from him, like a crack from the abyss.

"You came."

"I knew you would come."

Ji Teng spoke abruptly, as if he was a master in martial arts movies standing on top of the Forbidden City.

Yu Li paused in his footsteps, and finally felt a little bit of the appearance of a big boss from the pretentious atmosphere created by the other party.

The next moment, Ji Teng turned back slowly.

The two made eye contact.

"How dare you say you're 28?"

"… "

Jiten slipped.

The nearby plainclothes struggled to hold back their laughter.

"It's too thick-skinned." Yu Li ignored Ji Teng's constipation-like complexion, and still stabbed himself.

"You—" Ji Teng's accumulated aura dissipated, and suddenly he was reduced from a mysterious expert to a bad old man who quarrelled over a dime in the vegetable market. ?"

Yu Li naturally also smelled the odor from Ji Teng's body - it was indeed an earthy smell, and there was also a faint rotten smell, like an old corpse sealed in the mud for thousands of years, but there was no demonic aura.

He frowned, "What are you?"

Ji Teng squinted slightly and squeezed out a few deep crow's feet at the corners of his eyes: "Your breath is very familiar, I seem to have seen it before..."

Yu was stunned.

"Iron-eating beast!" Ji Teng's eyes widened suddenly, "You, you are Chiyou's mount!"

Yu Li was shocked!

"You're still alive..." Ji Teng murmured in disbelief, then looked around, "Are you in the same group as these people?"

Only then did the plainclothes know that Ji Teng had discovered them long ago and was just cooperating with them in acting.

In this way, there was no need for them to cover up, so they immediately dispersed and surrounded Ji Teng.

"Hehe, you are a Chiyou mount and enjoy the worship of the Jiuli people, why should you betray your master?" Ji Teng didn't look at the plainclothes, a pair of weathered eyes flashed with undisguised malice: "Your master was killed by Yan and Huang, but you are doing things for Yan and Huang's descendants. You are so unfaithful and unrighteous, you are really a beast!"

"Bah!" When Yu Li heard the last name he hated, the fire in his heart jumped up, and now Ji Teng is a master, even belittling him as a beast, and he is even more angry and loses his mind: " If it wasn't for that horned monster who abducted me, who was young and ignorant, with a pot of milk, how could I be enslaved and become his mount!"

The surroundings were suddenly quiet, and everyone seemed to be under a sleeping spell.

Xie Fei, who had just parked the car and rushed to the platform, heard these words, and suddenly felt dark in front of him. He knew that Yu Li was furious and blurted out.

In order to prevent his brother from continuing to expose his black history, Xie Fei grabbed the loudspeaker in the hands of others and reminded loudly: "Brother!"

Yu Li snapped back to his senses, his expression froze a little bit.

The author has something to say: Cuicui: Alas...

In case there are readers who haven't seen "Wolf Warrior 2", here is an explanation. When Wu Jing rescued the hostages in the final battle, the heroine suddenly hugged him, the two performed a fierce kiss, and the whole movie theater booed.

And, the inspiration for this article came from a joke posted by a friend: The reason why Chiyou lost the battle of the deer back then was because the Yellow Emperor put a lot of pots of milk in the ambush area.