"There's nothing to say about my past. Anyway, I was just a casual fool, and then I accidentally became a god." On the roof of the island's palace, Pang Dahai and Gao Peng sat side by side.
"It's okay to become a god by accident." Gao Peng joked.
"But why is your head still so big after you become a god? Could it be that it rains a lot where you live?"
Pang Dahai didn't understand the joke, so he smiled.
"Actually, I never had such a big head before."
"Because my memory is very poor. Don't you always like to say that the memory of a fish is only seven seconds? Although it is not that exaggerated, it is almost the same. Because fish have relatively small brains, it is normal for them to have poor memory. I was very He is stupid, he is very stupid among his kind, and his memory is even worse." said the fat-headed fish.
“So I can’t remember a lot of things, like who my father is and who my mother is, I don’t know.
At that time, I only knew how to eat small shrimps in the river mud, and I also knew how to eat aquatic plants and duckweeds. Life was quite happy at that time. "The fat-headed fish gestured.
"and after?"
"Later, I grew up a bit, maybe because I was more handsome at that time, and I never worried about food during that time." Pang Dahai said this with a sigh in his voice.
"Then all the female fish in the river like to circle around me, without me having to hunt for food. They will run to my nest with food in their mouths and feed me every day." The fat-headed fish sighed with emotion, "So I can eat I’m fat and white, and because I don’t need to hunt for food, I stay in the nest every day, eating and sleeping.”
"Until one day, a corpse jellyfish passed by my fish hole. I thought it was a food deliverer, so I stuck out my head, and was stung. Although I survived the disaster, my face was also ulcerated. , the body is also paralyzed by toxins."
The fat-headed fish thought of something and blinked his little eyes, "Since that day, all the fish that came to bring me food have never come again, but that's normal... After all, who wants to see a fat fish with a rotten body? "
"I was hungry for seven days, and my stomach lost weight three times. I almost thought I was going to starve to death."
"At this time she came in from outside the cave, and I recognized her as the little fish who lived next door to me. I used to give her some food when there was too much food to eat, but I just felt sorry for her."
"She is very small. She is also the thinnest among her kind. She can't even feed herself, but during the period when I couldn't move, she basically gave me most of the food she caught every day. "
Pang Dahai's voice became gentle when he mentioned her.
"She is only half my size, and the food she catches every day is simply not enough for us to eat."
"and after?"
Gao Peng asked.
"Then one day she never came again. At that time, most of my poison had been reduced in such a long time. After three days of starvation in the cave, my poison finally subsided, and then I swam out of the cave to look for I've been looking for her for a long time but haven't found her.
Later, I heard a certain fish mention that during that time, she went to the most dangerous estuary every day to collect food. Although the food there was plentiful, there were also more dangers. On the day she did not come back, a fish saw her going in that direction. "
The fat sea mung bean's eyes narrowed into two slits, "You know, I was just a river fish, and the sea was an abyss to me. I never thought that one day I would go into the sea."
"It's quite touching. Have you found her?" Gao Peng smiled and touched Pang Dahai's round head.
Fatty Dahai shook his head.
"Until one day I found that I couldn't remember her appearance. I had never hated my memory so much."
"So then I thought, if my head could be a little bigger, and a little bigger, maybe I could recall her appearance." Fathead Fish said lightly.
Although he knew it was a sad story, Gao Peng still wanted to laugh when he heard it.
"Actually, it's good to have a bigger head." Pang Dahai laughed at himself, "A big head also has a big mouth, and if you bite someone else, it will hurt more."
"That's the truth." Gao Peng nodded, thought for a while, and took back his hand on its head.
"You know, my motivation to become a god is because I heard the oldest fish in our river say to me that God is omnipotent." Pang Dahai laughed loudly, "Fuck omnipotence. cannot!"
"I can't even save myself, and I still want to save others." Pang Dahai said bitterly.
"Gods with the attribute of life can't revive the dead?" Gao Peng was a little surprised. He had heard that gods who control the laws of life can revive the dead.
"Then there must be a corpse, and it can't be dead for too long." Pang Dahai shook his head and said, "And do you know that the most ridiculous thing about this world is that to be fair, some monsters have been standing in the human world since they were born. At the top, they only need to stand on tiptoes and lift their feet slightly to become gods.
But the vast majority of monsters have to fight hard, hard, and risk their lives! Only by experiencing countless life-and-death battles and incredible luck can one become a god. Even so, the laws of life, healing, and holiness have nothing to do with us mud-legged people.
These laws are laws that only those with extraordinary talents or descendants of gods are qualified to understand, because only they do not have to worry about survival. They have the resources to explore these laws. If I, a mud-legged person like me, rely on the laws of life, Can I have today? I use the Law of Life to compete with other monsters for treasures? I use the law of life to kill Taotie! ? "
At this moment, the fat-headed fish was very excited.
Gao Peng thought for a while, but still refrained from saying "that was yesterday".
"Although you failed to become the second generation god, you at least became the person you hate the most." Gao Peng said.
The fat-headed fish nodded, feeling a little complacent. "Well, I've become the most annoying person I've ever been."
"Hey, Big Fatty, tell me the story of how you got close to the Storm Water Demon Spider." Gao Peng poked Fatty Dahai on the head.
"Ah?" Pang Dahai, who was always fearless, began to act stupid.
"Ah, what are you talking about? Why can't I hear you clearly all of a sudden?" Pang Dahai asked loudly.
"Don't be so stingy. You've already told the story of your first love. What else is there to say about you and your wife?" Gao Peng said with a smile.
"Deaf, deaf, don't look for me if you can't hear." Pang Dahai jumped off the roof, swung his tail and skipped towards the seaside.
The next day, Gao Peng called all the beast masters together for a meeting.
"Pang Dahai, last time I asked you if you had any friends who died young accidentally. Do you recall a few of them?"
Pang Dahai chuckled, "You want the artifact, right?"
"I remembered a place where an 'old friend' might store the artifact, but it's hard to say whether I can get it."