"Second Master, in fact, you don't need to take it too seriously. I think these three people are very strong, and their identities and backgrounds are also not simple. This person should have become a fool after cultivating to the peak of divine power."
After all the bandits saw the situation clearly, they also got up from the ground.
At this moment, they all had facial paralysis because they had laughed for too long. Even Han Shuanglei is not immune...
And the bandit who originally suggested making everyone laugh... had already fainted from laughing, so everyone didn't find anything to do with him...
"Let's go back to the village first and see what the boss says."
Han Shuanglei was a little tired now.
Even if there is a beautiful girl like Ye Qingwan around, he can no longer be interested.
Now he just wants to go back to the village and have a good sleep...
toothache! My teeth hurt from laughing!
This is the first time in Han Shuanglei's life that his teeth hurt from laughing.
He finally knows now that the so-called "laughing off one's teeth" is not an exaggeration... That's an adjective!
Qingfeng Village is very big.
There were more than three hundred bandits in the village.
Seeing Han Shuanglei returning with two carriages, the group knew that Han Shuanglei had returned with a full load. At the moment, there’s a lot of flattery.
Han Shuanglei had no intention of paying attention to these compliments at the moment. He looked at a bandit and said calmly:
"Where is the boss?"
"The boss is in the Juyi Hall."
The bandit said respectfully.
"Um."
Han Shuanglei nodded and led the people over.
After Han Shuanglei left, several bandits gathered together out of curiosity.
"Hey! Tell me, what's going on with the second master and Wang Huma Liu and his gang? Why are they all paralyzed when they come back?"
"Shh!"
At this time, a loud voice came over.
"Facial paralysis is facial paralysis! Don't speak so loudly! What if the second master hears it?"
The bandits were bewildered when they heard the loud words.
One by one, they looked at the loud voice.
Haha, buddy, maybe you have a little misunderstanding of the word loud
To be honest, if Han Shuanglei had heard the words of these bandits before, he would have used his favorite phrase - kill them.
But Han Shuanglei is already exhausted mentally and physically at this moment, okay? I was in no mood to get rough with these little bandits. What a day of laughter! How does that feel? Who can empathize with this
Han Shuanglei soon arrived at Juyi Hall.
At this moment, the leader of Qingfeng Village was playing cards with several bandits.
Seeing Han Shuanglei coming back, the boss said with a smile:
"Six Stones, you're back. Come and see how big brother's deck of cards looks like! They say you'll win a lifetime if you pick up a good deck of cards, and you'll win a lifetime if you have a good partner. It seems like big brother is going to win a lifetime!"
Han Shuanglei's eyes twitched when he heard what the boss said...
Brother! Are you sure you're not contradicting what you said
Wouldn’t it be better to grab a good deck of cards and win a handful, and to have a good companion win a lifetime? !
But at this moment, Han Shuanglei was not interested in caring about the boss's cards. He teased the boss and said in a voice that only he and the boss could hear:
"Brother, don't worry about this for now. I've brought you some good stuff."
Hearing Han Shuanglei's words, the headmaster's eyes lit up.
"What good stuff?"
"It's your favorite..."
Han Shuanglei smiled, but this smile was a bit insincere. To be honest, he really wanted to smile sincerely, but now when he smiles, his facial muscles hurt. So the smile was a bit bitter.
But when he said this, Han Shuanglei also rubbed a handful of the void with his hands.
The boss frowned when he saw Han Shuanglei like this.
"No, Liu Shi, did you bring back a pile of flour?"
Han Shuanglei: "???"
Is this the action of kneading dough? ! ah? !
Today I was speechless after laughing all day with Ye Wushuang. I didn't expect that when I returned to the village, I would still be angry with the boss. But there is no way, who can let someone be the boss...
"They are two stunning beauties!"
After hearing what Han Shuanglei said, the boss immediately threw the cards in his hand on the table.
"No fighting! Let's break up! Liushi, let's go and see the beauty!"
Seeing the anxious look on the headmaster's face, Han Shuanglei smiled inwardly. As for why he smiled in his heart, it was because he couldn't laugh anymore... It hurt when he laughed, okay
And when they saw the boss throwing away his cards and leaving, the bandits were also confused.
no…
Master, can you not give me money if you lose? !
Soon, Han Shuanglei led the boss to the front of the two carriages.
Han Shuanglei also had his own plans in mind.
He thought about it, considering his relationship with the headmaster, among the two women Ziwei and Ye Qingwan, one would be the headmaster and he would be one, wouldn't it be too much
But what he didn't expect was...
When the headmaster opened the carriage where Ziwei and Ye Qingwan were, his eyes widened and his saliva flowed out.
He patted Han Shuanglei on the shoulder and said energetically:
"Liushi! You have done a great job! Quick, send these two beauties to my room!"
Han Shuanglei: "???"
Is the dizzy spell good
He coughed awkwardly at the headmaster.
"Brother... this... you see, younger brother, I also contributed a lot. Among these two beauties..."
"Why!"
Before Han Shuanglei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the boss.
"I see!"
He smiled vaguely at Han Shuanglei.
Han Shuanglei was overjoyed, it was not so difficult for this big boss to mention something! It seems that I did the right thing when I came back and offered Ye Qingwan and Ziwei to the boss without hiding their secrets. If I had hidden my secrets and were discovered by the boss, I might be in trouble.
But what he didn't expect was...
The boss's next words... turned out to be -
"I know you've worked hard all the way, Liu Shi, so I won't bother you Liu Shi. Brother, I'll fight it in myself! They are still drinking at the Tiger Hall. You go drink with them. I'll go and have a good time first. Then I’ll come find you again, haha, don’t tell me, these two girls you found this time are really beautiful! I feel so excited just thinking about it!”
Seeing the headmaster carrying Ziwei on his left shoulder and Ye Qingwan on his right shoulder, he walked towards his room.
Han Shuanglei took a deep breath and clenched his fists tightly...
He felt that the boss should be able to understand what he meant. But this performance is definitely pretending to be stupid...