Hiukawa stood up, and with a loving smile on his face, he took the pillow from Chu Li's face: "If one day you are about to be smothered to death by the pillow, it should be me who was driven crazy by your reminder to do it myself, don't you Grab this entertainment that I have treasured for a year and has kept to this day."
"..."
When the man was about to take the pillow away, a small paw stretched out and grabbed the other side of the pillow and pulled it back. Half a cautious face emerged from behind the pillow—that face was turned into a face due to lack of oxygen. Pretty blush, her eyes are moist, and her hair looks slightly messy: "Teacher..."
The smile on Hiukawa's face paused.
He's a healthy adult male with normal physical needs, and he also has desires—
This also means that when a little girl stares at her wet eyes like a deer, and calls him "teacher" softly and softly, the blood in his whole body will boil, rush, and then surge uncontrollably. To... some indescribable place below the neck.
The throat was slightly tight, the man's eyes were dark, and when he spoke again, his voice was a little tense: "Speak if you have something to say, and if you want to ask to see what I wrote in my debut novel or the outline, I can't do it anyway. —”
"Are we in love?"
"..."
Chu Li's words were astonishing to the point that Hiukawa's voice disappeared in an instant, as if he had been cut into another dimension by time and space. When the man fell into a brief silence and stunned silence, Chu Li tightened his grip on the pillow slightly... as if at this moment At this moment, what she and Hiukawa hold in the palms is a red hydrangea for church worship instead of a simple pillow.
"I, I, I, I, I, I am just asking casually, after all, I have kissed like this twice... Ah, it must be a kiss, otherwise, what else can it be called—" Chu Li lowered his head and his voice became softer. Go on, "But I'm not sure if it's..."
"Why not sure?"
"..."
Because even if there have been two kisses, unfortunately, I was the one who initiated it.
And I like you—
The act of actively kissing you seems to be an act of "liking you".
But "falling in love" is for both parties, right
Chu Li stared at the pattern on the back of the pillow for a while, and finally, when she felt the pillow in her hand being pulled away by the man, the man threw away the pillow and bent down to say something... but she got off the sofa all of a sudden. Jumped up, and threw down a sentence like "forget it, if I didn't ask, I continued to cook"—
Then run away.
Hiukawa straightened up and looked at her flustered back, his brown pupils turned into a dull dark brown—from his angle, he could just see Hatsei pouring a few spoonfuls of salt into Taohao seriously like sleepwalking. In the rice, then carefully cover the lid, adjust the cooking time...
Hiukawa: "..."
Hiukawa: "First ceremony."
The moment Hiukawa's words fell, she raised her eyebrows and looked at the back that was holding a bag of salt with her back turned tense. The salt bag in her hand made a "creak" sound, and she didn't look back.
Some people are nearly 30 years old and have never been in a relationship. In fact, this is not unusual in modern society. At least the frequency is so high that there are only two living people in this room. In the end, both living people are of this type...
But as one of the big living people, Hiukawa has never eaten pork, and at least he has seen pigs running—
Unlike someone, it was as if she had never seen a creature like a "pig" in her life, and now she stepped into the pigsty in a daze, and the pig's "groaning" could make her cry Dad calling mother, jumping around in the pigsty, desperately striding on his short legs, trying to escape at the speed of light...
"..."
The man sighed helplessly...
Forget it.
"I just want to tell you that you don't need to add salt to cook white rice."
Hiukawa leaned against the kitchen door and reminded lazily, with a soft and gentle voice... After he finished speaking, he watched the little girl standing by the cooking counter froze for a moment, then screamed as if she had just woken up from a dream, and hurriedly opened the door. Close the rice cooker again, unplug the power, turn it on again, pick up the inner pot of the rice cooker and put it under the faucet, and wash the rice again—
She lowered her eyes, bit her lower lip, and looked annoyed...
The man folded his arms and watched not far behind her. He always felt that he would not get tired of watching it for ten or twenty years.
—but he couldn't tell her, lest she pour the whole bag of sugar into the white rice next time.
Hiukawa looked at it for a while, and felt that if he continued to stand at the door until tomorrow morning, he might not be able to eat, so he turned around and left mercifully. eyes on...
Just as Hiukawa left, Chuli put on the rice cooker again, grabbed the phone—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Ah!]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ...Mao?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: What do you think is the definition of love?]
[Mr. L who disappeared: What is what?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Let me ask you! you ask me! I want to know what Hirakawa and I are now... It seems that if we like each other, it is natural to be together. We also hug, eat, and take walks. It is a kind of date. Speaking of which, we have kissed twice.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: You just want to use the excuse of "I'm in love" to inform me that the grass on my head is three feet high? Got it, thanks for the notification.]
Chu Li didn't pay attention to Mr. L's ridicule. While chopping vegetables, she bent down and narrowed her eyes slightly, poking her phone with her wet hands—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: But it seems that I am the one who took the initiative! Even the confession is...]
[Mr. L who disappeared: If you take the initiative first, you will feel that you are at a loss, or what, whoever takes the initiative first in such things!]
[Mr. L who disappeared: What exactly do you want to ask? !]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: I just want to know if this is considered love in this situation...]
[The disappearing Mr. L: Do you eat, hug, or kiss with passers-by?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... That's not true.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Then you still ask? !]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... What are you shouting about? I'm not sure if Mr. Hikawa thinks the same way?]
[Mr. L who disappeared: When you kissed him, was he reluctant or avoided?]
Mr. L's question made Chuli grab the kitchen knife subconsciously, looked at the kitchen ceiling and thought for a while, her face was about to turn red again... hurriedly lowered her head and typed—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: He, uh, didn't dodge.]
[Disappeared Mr. L: Then what else do you want me to analyze? What else do you want me to analyze?]
[The sailor invited by Monkey: He is not active enough T_T]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ...]
outside the kitchen.
Staring at the two pitiful noodles with tearful emoticons, the man sitting on the sofa was speechless and asked the sky: Take the initiative? You fucking give me a chance, before you get close, you run faster than a monkey in fright, how can I take the initiative, I want to put you—
what.
Hey.
Forget it.
…
the next day.
Chu Li still had dark circles under his eyes, and when he was sitting at the dining table, the man who was leaning on the chair and watching today's news on his mobile phone raised his eyelids and glanced at her: "Didn't you feel good after bullying Lao Miao yesterday? Why are the dark circles under the eyes still the same as being a thief?"
"..."
Can you tell me what you think
In a love affair, Chu Li felt that he was talking furtively and showing the demeanor of a thief... I also hated my feeling of worrying about gain and loss, and at this time, I dared not go to see Hiukawa Weibo and book reviews as usual. , because she saw the praise and flattery of those girl fans, she felt that her Mr. Hirokawa was really excellent.
she…
In the end, what is the virtue and what is the ability? Probably because of the "golden moon tower first gets the moon", or at all, Hiukawa thinks her cooking is delicious. If one day her cooking becomes unpalatable, he will-
T_T.
Chu Li was sitting at the table, carefully looking at the face of the man not far away - now he was sitting at the table with his head bowed, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and bowed his head expressionlessly When looking at the phone, a strand of hair hangs down from his forehead covering his eyes...
… He rarely wears glasses.
... I didn't expect that when I put on the glasses, my whole personality changed, like a gentle scum, as if I would be able to participate in "Ghost Glasses" for friendship in the next second.
... Although it is very beautiful, yes.
... Mainly because he was good-looking.
... her Hikawa.
"..."
When Chu Li realized it, she had already stretched out her paws, and carefully fiddled with the lock of hair.
Hiukawa felt the soft fingers on his forehead, and raised his eyes to look at her quietly, but she was the one who was startled, and suddenly withdrew her hand: "I, I, I, look, look at your hair covered it's..."
Hiukawa raised his hand and fiddled with his hair nonchalantly: "It seems that I haven't gone for a haircut for a long time."
The person next to him blushed into ketchup.
Hiukawa put down the phone as if nothing had happened: "You are busy these few days and find a day to get off work early, I will pick you up, let's go out for dinner, and then accompany me to get a haircut."
Amidst the man's plain proposal, Chu Li nodded silently and solemnly, as if she had received some important task assigned to her: "Okay, I won't work overtime when the April issue is sent to print."
As he spoke, he raised his head again, glanced at Zhou Chuan, and wanted to ask him if we were going on a date in a two-person world without Er Gouzi, but the words came to her lips and swallowed them back... She lowered her head again , ate two bites of breakfast indiscriminately, grabbed the bag and canvas pocket and hurried out.
Leaving Hiukawa silent at the table for a while, not knowing who to complain to, he could only grab his phone and find someone—
[Hikawa: How can Chuli be so shy? Is there really no obstacle in communicating with colleagues at work?]
[Yu Yao: Shy? Who are you talking about?]
[Yu Yao: Say it again.]
[Hikawa:...]
the other side.
The first ceremony arrived at Yuanyue Club, half an hour before the start of work, and when I sat down, I saw the photocopy of the proofreading that was sent over last night. There was a small note on the top of the photocopy. Approval opinions on the first three serialized manuscripts of the long-running article "Leviathan" to be published in "Moonlight" magazine—
The font is flamboyant.
[The story is vivid and interesting, with rich plots and fascinating.
There is excessive glorification of homosexuality in the article. chicken. evil. The plot tendency, the description of the words and sentences need to be revised, and the regular publications try to put an end to rough language, overly explicit or suggestive descriptions of sexual behavior.
It is necessary to strengthen the positive definition of the article.]
Chu Li sat alone in front of the table and laughed for ten minutes at the retro seven words "Homosexuality. Chicken. Rape. Plot", wiped away the tears from laughing, and couldn't laugh again the moment he opened the photocopy—
Except for the typos that had been found before, the whole article was underlined by Mr. Xia, so that the mountains and rivers of the motherland were all red.
Chu Li read it carefully, and found that the fifty-five-year-old straight male editor-in-chief Xia was hired again, and her sense of smell was like a hound, and she found out all the things that she was used to reading Tanmei literature and had become numb to, and habitually thought it was okay. —
For example, the second male lead mate said to the second male lead and the captain: Believe it or not, I'm so fucked you can't get out of bed
For example, the captain of the second male protagonist said to the second male first mate: Take off your pants for a comparison, lest you automatically open your legs.
For example, when both of them have hands and feet, the male lead helps the male lead take a bath, and even pinches the male lead's ass after washing;
For example, the male lead and the male lead slept in the same room overnight, and the other crew members discussed excitedly on the deck how many times they had sex in one night;
For example, the male second holds the male lead... "like holding a lost and found treasure" (*quote the original text here).
Chu Li silently put down the photocopy. This time, he didn't even bother to turn on Q, so he grabbed the phone and dialed a number. After a few rings, he was picked up. A female voice mumbled "Hello": " Monkey? What's the matter, early in the morning?"
"You still ask me what's wrong. Did I tell you that when I asked you to write a long series of "Moonlight"? The recent crackdown must be controlled; did I tell you that our editor-in-chief is fifty-five years old? Male;" Chu Li grabbed the phone and scolded A Gui, "Why don't you drive a car if you don't agree with me!"
"I'm not driving!"
"Didn't drive!!! You said you didn't drive!! Your male second pinched the male lead's ass!!!"
"... huh? Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I'll go to you Made!"
"Mada was laughed early in the morning. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Men's two men's buttocks can't work, it is already restrained! "
"You go to the Ministry of Culture and tell the police that you have restrained yourself and see if they ignore you."
"Oh, you can delete this sentence."
"After I deleted it, I can't connect it. There are still a lot of things to be changed. Fortunately, there are basically no places to be changed in the first issue of the April issue. Otherwise, it will be too late to typesetting and printing in two days. Teacher Xia said, Your fag. chicken. rape. plot stuff..."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what are you talking about, homosexual what?! What the hell hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Why the fuck can't I invite you to write a serial for me!"
"Sorry, it's too late." The person on the phone laughed out of breath, "You got the manuscript, see if there are any problems that are red-painted, I wake up and revise it, oops, it's just a pinch, Why is Teacher Xia so sensitive?"
"It's not that Mrs. Xia is sensitive, and now the crackdown is on, especially when the crackdown is at its worst in the April issue, so it's better to be careful—didn't your website also change the category of 'Banmei' to 'Pure Love'... Internet articles are all In this way, the publication is even stricter, although it is self-deception, I always feel that such behavior is ridiculous, but people walk in the rivers and lakes, it is better to behave, after all, everyone does not want to go to jail, our boss especially does not want to."
"I know, I know."
A Gui answered, and hung up the phone. After Chu Li hung up the phone, he went through the first round of the review seriously, from the perspective of Teacher Xia, and revised the first round again, and revised some explicit ones. Vocabulary, after tossing for more than half an hour, I sent the first revised draft to Ah Xiang when she was at work, and asked her to typeset it.
Everyone is busy these days of the month.
Even so, Lao Miao came to the editorial department at the time of work, put down his bag, and before his buttocks had time to get off the chair, he was instructed by Yu Yao to send some contracts to the legal department in person...
"Just find someone to give this kind of thing to anyone, why is it me?"
"In a few days, the April issue will be published and handed over to the printing factory. Everyone is busy," Yu Yao waved his hands without raising his head, "What's the matter with you, why did you make a trip? Did you wrong your noble feet?"
"Then I still have a back cover introduction to write, this issue is my turn to write these crap—"
"It will take a few minutes to write that thing, are you going or not?"
Lao Miao looked helpless, looking like he wanted to explode, but because the other party was Yu Yao, he endured it and endured it again, and complained bitterly, holding the folder.
After I came back, when I sat down to write the slogan on the cover and back cover, I smashed the keyboard, as if I was afraid that people would not know that he was dissatisfied.
"Recently the wind of harmony has blown, Lao Miao, when you wrote the front and back covers, remember—"
"If you want to tell me, am I the deputy editor or are you?"
"..."
Whatever you want.
Chu Li shrugged, with a sneer on his lips.
…
The war between Yu Yao and Lao Miao has never stopped since Suo Heng's incident ended with Chu Li's apology.
The days of Lao Miao have been miserable these past few days. The worst time was probably during the lunch break when everyone was preparing to eat. Yu Yao did not know where he got the inspiration, and suddenly asked Lao Miao to wash the fish tank at the door if he had nothing to do. One wash.
... ... ... the fish tank was so big that if you threw a bird in it, she would drown in it.
Chuli glanced at the fish tank, looked at the green-faced old Miao, and laughed so hard that he laughed, and said "ah" next to him, gloating and arrogantly saying: "This fish tank is a bit big, little bird, would you like to help the old Miao?" ?”
The bird gave her a hard look.
The first ceremony was joyful.
Lao Miao was forced to say "I'm sick", and left with her bag. This afternoon, she never came back, and she didn't know where she went... It just so happened that this day was the release date of the April issue. , After sending the things to the printing factory at noon, they had nothing to do in the afternoon, and at the beginning of the ceremony, they grabbed their sleeves and washed the fish tank together...
A year ago when Chuli first started working, there was only one parrot fish in the fish tank known as "stable ecological environment" killing each other. Now it has been replaced with seven or eight koi, and at this moment, it is swimming in the fish tank in various colors. Swimming back and forth, it's pleasing to the eye... The scavenger fish that was bitten badly before also returned to the fish tank, pawing on the wall of the fish tank, leisurely.
A group of people in Chuli waited for the fish tank to be cleaned and prepared to go off work. Before work, Chuli habitually returned to the table, and finally checked the finalized version. Li and Yu Yao, who was still reading the manuscript for Suo Heng—
Chu Li carefully read through the entire April issue, especially the sections in charge of Lao Miao.
At the end of the reading, there is basically no problem overall. Chu Li raised her eyebrows and was unable to hide the regret in her heart, telling herself that she was going to wait for the next issue to find another chance. At this time, she clicked the mouse to the back cover, and then I saw the huge words—
[Black and white match, captain and mate match;
Black and white, boys and boys.]
First ceremony: "..."
The corners of the lips are raised.
Restore the straight line in the next second.
A look of surprise on his face—
"Oh, boss, look at the back cover, why did Lao Miao write that!"