Mr. Jiang Yucheng, I asked you to sign for sale. Although there are private goods that want to make big news and sell the new magazine, but in essence, I made this suggestion for the sake of "The Lost Amusement Park" to sell well , you can't stab me with a backhand knife so that my blood splatters—
[The sailors invited by the monkey: My sister has them.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: everything should be done step by step, I'm not in a hurry.]
In fact, I am so anxious that I am about to hang myself, but I will not tell you, because I have to pretend that I am strong and calm.
And this time I will hold it—
The confession was my initiative, the kissing was also my initiative, and the hand holding also appeared under my burning anticipation. This time, it was the actor's turn to start his performance.
[Jiang Yucheng: If you wait for him to take the initiative, I'm afraid you'll have to wait forever. He was the one who asked me to go to the small shop first if he wanted to eat popsicles when he was young.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Unreliable.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Why don't you put him aside and try me first... I'm also very good, although I'm a bit out of date, right, but I'm also working hard to become popular, and even if I'm out of date, domestic There are only a handful of authors with a first print of more than 100,000, and it is still affordable to support you.]
[Jiang Yucheng: You work overtime every day, and you don't get overtime pay yet. Your eyes are staring straight at the manuscripts of different authors. He doesn't feel bad, but I feel bad.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Wouldn’t it be nice to be with me? You can be my personal editor and manager at home. I’ll show you the manuscript as soon as I get it, and then we’ll discuss it—you like what I write, and I like you Is there anything better in the world than giving me a writing opinion?]
First ceremony: "..."
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Teacher.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: It seems that I am the one who is going to start drawing big cakes. Why do you start to grab my scene when you disagree...]
[Jiang Yucheng: No one is telling you the cake, I'm telling the truth.]
First ceremony: "..."
[Jiang Yucheng: The difference between me and Hiukawa is that he is always confident in himself and even his own possessions, and he can do whatever he wants; but I am different, if there is someone or something I like , I would rather hide it myself, because I don't want to take even a little risk of being snatched away.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Chuli, I really like you.]
First ceremony: "... ... ..."
Teacher, it’s probably okay if you don’t want to write about horror and suspense next time, I’ve chosen the subject matter for you, no no, I’ve even chosen the title of the article, it’s called "Jiang Yucheng’s Three Love Letters".
Maybe a bright new star will rise in the world of warm and healing romance novels!
[Saijun invited by Monkey: Teacher, if you want to hire an agent, I will definitely be the first to consider working for you when I am no longer in Yuanyue Club...]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: But now let’s discuss the matter at hand, for example, the signing?]
[Jiang Yucheng: I don't resist the signing, I just find it troublesome.]
A glimmer of hope ignited in Chu Li's heart.
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Teacher, I know that I draw big cakes for you every day and coax you to sign various contracts, which has a slight meaning of "wolf is coming"-but I think I still have to struggle to explain it. Bo, the wolf is really down the mountain.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: "The Lost Amusement Park" is the work you put your hopes on, hope to make a comeback, why not me?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Lao Miao is gone, I just received the notification email of being promoted to deputy editor. In May, with the launch of "The Lost Amusement Park", "Moonlight" magazine will also have a new revision. , with a brand new lineup and coloring pages—for this matter, I can only succeed, not fail.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: The revision of the magazine and the launch of the new book are two things that are quite talkative, and our goal is the same "want to sell well", this time, can you seriously consider me? What about the cake you drew?]
This time, Jiang Yucheng was silent for a long time.
before replying—
[Jiang Yucheng: Let me think about it.]
Chu Li heaved a sigh of relief, turned the chair around and met the eyes of Yu Yao who was sitting behind the desk. In terms of location, the years of birth are quiet and good.
"Chu Li, how are you preparing for the revision in May?"
"processing."
"What about the listing plan of "The Lost Amusement Park"?"
"Sync in progress."
"This will be your first battle as an associate editor. Do it well."
"In our editorial business, whether we can do well in every battle depends on whether the author rewards that face, and whether he is willing to cooperate." Chu Li shrugged, "I am kneeling to draw the sword out of its sheath. "
... ... It's just that Baojian took a long time to think about it.
Throughout the afternoon until get off work time, Chuli watched Q every three minutes, and even wondered if his Q was broken, so he asked Ah Xiang to send a message to himself to confirm receipt... After doing a lot of operations in various postures to confirm Q After the mail receiving function is normal, Jiang Yucheng's profile picture is still as quiet as a chicken.
On the contrary, Chuli received two other emails about personnel transfer and appointment announcements in the afternoon—
The first letter, editor-in-chief Xia retired.
In the second letter, Liang Surf was promoted to vice president of the company.
At that time, Chu Li almost passed out with black eyes.
The little boss Lao Miao finally left, but the big boss Liang Surf did not agree with each other and upgraded to the ultimate boss. The worst thing is that he led them to fight against the editors and marketing guys for many years to ensure that the editors will not be left behind after all these years. Feng’s Xia teacher withdrew—
However.
The leader is AFK, how can he continue to open up wasteland dungeons! ! ! !
Chu Li gasped and turned back to look at Yu Yao, and then Yu Yao saw an expression on his face that was probably similar to his own at this moment... Probably: suffocation.
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Boss, what should we do?]
[Yu Yao: At least "The Lost Amusement Park" they also want to sell well, there is no conflict of interest in this point, be optimistic.]
…
Chu Li couldn't be more optimistic.
What's more, Jiang Yucheng completely disappeared without a trace after saying "I'll think about it".
Chu Li dragged his dead body back home, and when he opened the door, he saw a daily scene—Hi Chuan Juju lying on the sofa, shaking his legs, playing his mobile game. Handle, at this moment he is roaring so much that his voice is almost out of tune, commanding the game Guozhan: "Swordsman pushes forward, the elemental spirit starts up, Yuman rushes down and thunders down, Xi clan's wretched breasts start up - the opposite side opens a small It’s shameless to occupy the hole with the number, whoever opened the trumpet to occupy the map agreed before the founding of the country will die on the spot! Everyone 007, listen carefully, welcome to join the cold winter camp, what future will you have with your shameless camp boss, blind date At that time, the girl just said, "I heard that your leaders died suddenly because of the national war." Are you embarrassing?"
First ceremony: "..."
An elderly Internet addicted teenager.
I'm really afraid that he'll pass over with agitation.
Chu Li walked over, reached out and touched the blue veins on the man's forehead that burst out from roaring—
At the same time, I heard Hiukawa’s iPad on the table, and another familiar male voice was also yelling similar lines, and at the end, he said: "What the hell is going on with my trumpet account! If you don’t accept it, hold it back! Anyway, It won't really die suddenly, isn't this fucking still jumping around and scolding you! I will go to your house to eat your rice at night!"
First ceremony: "..."
It's Jiang Yucheng.
Ma De is mentally retarded, no wonder there is no movement all afternoon, this so-called "I'll think about it" turned out to be in the game and fell in love with Hiukawa!
At this moment, Hiukawa's screen went black, probably because the game character was hung up, he threw away his phone, and pulled Chu Li's hand while lying on the sofa, Chu Li glared at him, then slapped him away, the man "hiss" " A sound, at this time a girl on his mobile phone "giggled" and laughed: "What's the sound, boss, are you biting your tongue?"
Still a cute girl voice.
At that time, Chu Li made up his mind that tonight he must go to the official Weibo of this broken game that he was looking for to cooperate with Hiukawa. They hacked them under a wave of bad optimization. After playing for ten minutes, the phone was so hot that it could fry eggs, there were many bugs, and the game environment was poor—it was abducted. Let go of her two authors, each of whom is not doing business.
He was biting his back molars and feeling sorry for why he didn't have a cute girl's voice. At this time, he grabbed her with his hands, and the man pulled her down with a little strength and bent over. Chu Li leaned over and looked at the lying woman. The handsome smiling face of the man on the sofa...
"It's okay." When Chu Li reached out to pinch the tip of his nose, the man said with a smile, "my cat."
"..."
During the ridicule of "You still have cats", "I thought there were only dogs" and "Men don't have cats", his face warmed up slightly. Chu Li straightened up and turned to the kitchen to cook.
Hiukawa continued to direct the younger brother Wanqian to fight his national war.
Chuli cleaned up the rice and threw it into the rice cooker, and the living room became quiet. The people in the living room stopped roaring, probably because they had won the national war, because the cute girl went to the wheat and started singing... Chuli stretched his head towards the living room Taking a look in Li, Hiukawa sat up, turned off the sound of the phone, dropped the phone and walked into the kitchen, took an apple.
"The deputy editor-in-chief of Bananaman seems to have something to say." Hiukawa washed the apples without raising his head.
"Personnel transfers in the afternoon and editor-in-chief Xia's retirement, and Liang Surf's appointment as vice-president, and now Yuanyue Society is about to change. The editors are having a hard time, and the author is not up to date—for example, you two are older and older. Can a person who gets up halfway into the coffin do something serious all day long, and enjoy playing games at home all afternoon... "
"Thousands of money can't buy me happiness."
"You're so happy. I was talking to Mr. Jiang Yucheng about the signing this afternoon. He said that half of the people just slipped away and never showed up again. I f*ckingly stared at Q all afternoon and asked where the others were going. Oh, it turns out I was playing games with you!" Chu Li pulled out a kitchen knife, "Why doesn't this game operator do good things? There are tens of thousands of domestic authors, so he knows to look for you and Jiang Yucheng!"
Hiukawa stood behind Chu Li and laughed.
Chu Li turned his head expressionlessly: "Are you laughing?"
Hiukawa: "You complained that Jiang Yucheng and I played games very much like my mother, when she—"
Chu Li raised the kitchen knife.
Hikawa closed his mouth.
At this moment, Chu Li's cell phone vibrated in her bib, Chu Li dropped the kitchen knife and reached out to take out the cell phone. As soon as she opened it, she saw that she was looking forward to the serious reply from the man all afternoon—
[Jiang Yucheng: Just now I disconnected from the network and coded, I was too happy to code and accidentally forgot about it...]
Chu Li squeezed his mobile phone and said to the people behind him, "Your brother is just as full of nonsense as you."
[Jiang Yucheng: I've thought about what you said about the signing in the afternoon, and it really makes sense—remember what I said at the movie theater that day, I said that, I'm willing to believe you.]
Hiukawa snorted: "It is indeed full of nonsense."
Chu Li: "Shut up."
[Jiang Yucheng: You can't just talk, you have to take action. If you have already put in the action, I have to do it too—so I promise you about the signing and sale:)]
Chu Li's face was bright with spring, and he didn't have any complaints—Hiu Chuan reached out and lifted her face to look at her, frowned, and let her go with a loud "hum".
At this time, new sentences are still jumping out of the Q chat box—
[Jiang Yucheng: But if you want to sign a sale, you really need to prepare. You don’t usually go out and always dress sloppily. This look is not good for readers who are looking forward to it. You have to buy clothes and so on. , I need to fix my hair...]
At this time, Chu Li was so enraged that he couldn't care about anything else. Jiang Yucheng said that she couldn't say anything, and was typing "I'll go with you" halfway through before she could finish typing and send it. The mobile phone was pulled away by the big hand that suddenly stretched out from behind!
Chu Li said "Ah" and turned around, and saw the man grabbing her mobile phone and running away quickly, using the voice function to yell at him while she was chasing him—
[I'm asking you to sign the sale, but I'm not asking you to peacock! What new clothes to buy and what hairstyle to do! No amount of tossing can conceal the essence of your nearly forty-year-old man! Don't try to coax people into dating you, she's so stupid, so I don't understand! You can tell what kind of SHI you want to pull just by poking your ass—get out, get out!]