In fact, Hiukawa didn't intend to take the initiative to add that monkey back, but a small accident happened half an hour ago——
half an hour ago.
At that time, Hiukawa had just finished typing, and was shaking his legs to share with his "best friend" Jiang Yucheng the drama of the Korean drama Dog Blood he was watching. Fuck it, aliens can use it as a superman, the screenwriter lost his mind because of Mary Sue." At this moment, the small Q flashed suddenly from the side of the corner of the eye...
Hiukawa was stunned for a moment: Since he deleted a certain monkey, the trumpet Q has not been so enthusiastic for a long time.
Click to open it, but found that the person who spoke was a ghost. Hirukawa couldn't tell what kind of thoughts he was thinking at that time, so he raised his eyebrows and read A ghost's seven or eight messages in a row—
[The ghost behind you: Have you come back from a business trip, boss?]
[The ghost behind you: What the hell are you doing without any movement for so many days, neither replying to Q messages nor adding the monkey back? Be optimistic and think that you are dead, right
[The ghost behind you: Hey, the soul has returned!]
[The ghost behind you: I tell you, just die! Hou'er is currently in a career crisis, and the editor-in-chief asked her to make a foreword project that requires a lot of authors to help make up the numbers. You probably don't know about this, do you?]
Hiukawa was expressionless, thinking that of course I know, she came to look for me, but I sent a question mark back, jie jie jie jie jie!
[The ghost behind you: She is a new editor, what kind of author can she know to help, she is so anxious that she hanged herself at the moment - don't you know a lot of authors, even a little transparent? I don't expect you to know a great god, you How about some introductions to her?]
[The ghost behind you: I told you, don’t blame me for not reminding you when the time comes. You deleted the monkey at this time, and pretended to be a dead body. You are not a hero to save the beauty. Xiaoyehua has acted. I heard that he went to find someone .]
[The ghost behind you: By then, this hoe will have dug your corner.]
[The ghost behind you: Xiaoyehua has liked monkeys for a long time.]
Hiukawa: "..."
It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast. At that time, Hiukawa stopped his legs that were shaking arrogantly a second ago, and sat up like a corpse in a second, and even withdrew the strange smile on his face—originally he wanted to directly The chat window was closed and he didn’t listen to Agui’s nonsense and continued to play his pretend corpse game... But in a flash from the corner of his eye, Hiukawa suddenly saw Ergou sleeping on the sofa with his feet up, and then had another flash of inspiration: If Jiang Yucheng came to tell him that Ergou would be my baby from now on, what would he do
Since Ergou is stupid and stupid, he knows how to eat and only knows how to eat expensive ones. Since Jiang Yucheng doesn't dislike wanting it, then he, the original owner, is of course—
Will smile and pour rat poison into his water glass.
no doubt.
Are you kidding me, uncle's pet is also something that mortals like you can want to defile? ?
After thinking for three seconds, the man let out a sigh of relief and realized that it was time to start showing his real acting skills!
Amidst the sound of typing, the slender fingertips jumped on the keyboard. A few seconds later, a green word appeared in the dialog box with [Ghost Behind You]——
[Mr. L who disappeared: I went on a business trip with my junior two days ago, and I didn’t even look at my phone. There is no signal in the mountains. What happened? I didn't delete the monkey, why should I delete her if I have nothing to do? I guess it was a prank by my junior brother! ! !]
[The ghost behind you:! ! ! ! ! ! ! Brother, you are back! !]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Why panic, I’m here, I can’t tolerate the reckless superiority of wild flowers—I don’t know what the monkey asked the author to write, aren’t you also an author? Why don't you write to her?]
Hiukawa didn’t talk nonsense. A ghost met Chuli and the others because of the matter of Empress Yu. After the forum broke up, they were still friends. Love Stories", with 30,000 to 40,000 Weibo fans, and a regular readership of primary and middle school students, can be regarded as a tepid little writer with a little momentum.
Hiukawa felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, but the person on the other side was devastated by the proposal—
[The ghost behind you: Brother, that's Yuanyue Club! ! The last best-selling book was called "Battlefield Sunset" by the Yuanyue Club, "Battlefield Sunset" said that the anti-Japanese fighters tore the devils with their hands!]
[The ghost behind you: And I, Ghost Juju, its mother is a not very serious BL author, BL, do you know what BL is? ! Do not understand Baidu! ! Look how many galaxies are separated between Danmei and anti-Japanese themes! !]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ...]
[The disappearing Mr. L: I don’t like to hear what you say, how can you make anti-Japanese danmei essays live.]
[The disappearing Mr. L: And now the Yuanyue Society needs a dishonest person like you. She is in "Moonlight" and not "Star Trail". of people.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Besides, you are still in this circle, and I am not in the circle. How many authors can you know? Oh, that's fine, I'll add her back first to ask what's going on...]
[The ghost behind you: Quickly add her back! ! I'll give you her Q number! !]
[Mr. L who disappeared: When I add her back, don't give it to me, I can memorize her Q number.]
[The ghost behind you: Oh my god, it really is true love! !]
When A Gui had no doubts and was completely moved by Mr. L's sincerity, Hiukawa calmly opened the large Q, found a familiar profile picture, clicked on the profile, copied, opened the small Q, pasted it, and clicked Add, and leave a sentence: Girl, are you here for online dating
...
above.
This is the whole process of Hiukawa being persuaded to try to add back the first ceremony.
——There is another reason not to be made public, that is, during the persuasion of Comrade Agui's powerful "You are going to be poached", Hiukawa suddenly realized another very important thing: a certain monkey just leaned against After brushing his face, he forcibly signed the stairs leading to the top of the pyramid with the number of 45,000. Now he blocked her, so how could she have the opportunity to repay him by being a bull and a horse
Of course not.
The stairs had not been removed by her in vain.
To sum up, half an hour later, there was a scene at this moment——
The man was sitting in front of the computer, stroking Ergou's head with one hand, and slightly bending the slender fingers of the other hand, tapping the armrest of the seat rhythmically... His face was expressionless, and his brown pupils looked calmly. He stared at the computer desktop in front of him until the notification sound of the chat software came from the computer.
There was a flash of light in the brown eyes.
He stopped knocking on the armrest of the seat, sat up a little bit, held the mouse and clicked on the message prompt icon, and then, he saw this line of words—
[The other party rejected your request to add friends.]
Hiukawa: "..."
With a slip of his hand, he unplugged the computer angrily.
Facing the air, he threw down the sentence "I love you or not", and the man stood up and put a leash on the dog squatting beside him and led him for a walk—there are many grandparents in the community who are basking in the sun in the afternoon, playing chess Chatting, boasting that Er Gou was raised so smooth, you can tell that the master is caring at first glance. After coming and going, he finally succeeded in calming Zhou Chuan's heart that was restless because of being rejected.
Hiukawa: "Ergou, Ergou, tell me, why are there so many ungrateful people in this world?"
Ergou: "?"
Hiukawa: "Hmph."
Taking Ergou for a stroll around the community, and buying a roast chicken for Ergou outside the community, eating a bowl of wontons from a roadside stall by himself, and wandering along the street for a while, Zhou Chuan finally go home.
When Ergou stepped on the carpet at the door and wiped his paws, he plugged in the computer again, and then sent the second request to add friends—
And clicked on Ah Gui's Q, leaving four words of extreme aggrievedness: [She doesn't add me to QAQ]
A ghost, a kind kid, returned a "!" and then disappeared. Hirakawa waited patiently for twenty minutes—a time long enough for a ghost to fully play the role of a lobbyist—and then he applied to add a friend for the third time. .
Passed this time.
Hiukawa let go of the keyboard, put a disposable glove on his left hand, and waved at Ergou with a smile, unloaded a roast chicken drumstick and stuffed it into Ergou's mouth; The long-familiar and long-lost avatar, typing quickly with one hand—
[Mr. L who disappeared: I didn't delete you.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: You see, you are still angry.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Okay, okay, don’t be angry, really.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ... Then we are online dating?]
Next to my ears was the sound of the two dogs crunching and tearing skin and bones.
A few seconds later, the "didi" sound of the message notification sounded, and the sound stopped in Hiukawa's ears, which was naturally comfortable. The corners of his lips were raised, and he watched the dialog box in the center of the computer screen pop out a concise blue word—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Get lost!]
The man sneered.
There was a faint smile in those brown pupils.