Maybe it was Hiukawa's [Good], which was too succinct. After Chu Li was so angry that he almost poked his precious iPhone 5S, he hugged Ah Xiang's thigh and laid a floor at the foot of her bed in aggrieved manner. fell asleep.
The next day, I supported my old waist who was spoiled by the bed bought by Hiukawa, and the floor almost broke after sleeping all night. I bought a 59 yuan free shipping spring bed on a certain treasure. This one of Chuli [stay for two days] One click is a month.
And this month, Hiukawa went from being "unaccustomed" at the beginning of April to "not being human or ghosting" at the end of April.
Someone has irresponsibly disrupted his bohemian life for the past twenty-eight years, and he has developed a stomach that wakes up on time at seven o'clock in the morning for breakfast.
Then without a word, the breakfast that was served on time every day was suddenly not available.
Of course Hikawa was upset.
The accompanying reflection is that the daily update content makes readers cry, and there are corpses everywhere on Weibo...
Finally one day, a certain reader was forced to swear.
[Fuck you, what a banana boat, the author of this spicy chicken is probably broken in love, right?]
This line of ingenious swearing did not know which words moved Hiukawa. After a few seconds of replying to the comment, Hiukawa seldom responded to Weibo comments. The man left six understatements: Yes Ah, the daughter-in-law ran away.
Then, as if everything was the retribution of God, the six words of crying blood were not taken seriously by the readers who responded with countless strings of ruthless "hahaha" and "hahahahahahaha" and "hahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha ha ha".
"Hikawa is broken in love haha" quickly became a topic of ridicule among readers—
Hiukawa was so angry that he didn't update the next day, but only posted a "smiling" emoticon on Weibo that somewhat violated the nature of "gentle and jade-like Gong Zichuan"... and then provoked a new wave of cruel and ruthless ridicule.
until the afternoon.
An explosive news that is more eye-catching than "Jichuan Juju is broken in love" was announced on the official Weibo of Yuanyue Society: Jiang Yucheng will hold a writing event for the first time in more than ten years at the G City International Convention and Exhibition Center on May 1. Personal signing and meeting with readers.
—As soon as this news came out, it could be said to be a small explosion in the literary world. From the day the news was announced, the words "Jiang Yucheng" captured people's attention with an unprecedented force!
In the literature forum, all kinds of posts that mocked Jiang Yucheng for never signing a contract because he was ugly, and swearing that Jiang Yucheng was a disabled person were all dug up. !
In a short period of time, other authors in the literary world were as quiet as chickens, because at this time, no matter what big news they make to make a show of their own sales, it will no longer be as big as Guo Jiang and Cheng's wave...
——The attention of "The Lost Amusement Park" has risen to a new level, which is more than that of "Luohe Shenshu", which was first opened for online pre-sale that year, but not less.
…
On May 1st.
At the beginning, Li looked at the crowds who surrounded the booth of Yuanyue Society, and the queue was so tight that it even affected the normal use of the passageway. , staring at the booth of Yuanyue Society, which was filled with advertisements for "The Lost Amusement Park" & the first issue of the new edition of "Moonlight". With the mentality of feeling a loss for several books, I moved out the new edition of "Moonlight" magazine and "The Lost Amusement Park" in three sets of five sets...
This kind of atmosphere affected many readers who originally planned to buy only one set, but also took two sets or more...
Liang Surf was so happy from ear to ear. Right now, he was calling to ask the warehouse to get some more stock here, and he said, "It's not enough to sell." "It's only been an hour since the morning, and the stock is almost empty out." It's gone", I wish I could take a microphone and roar it to the whole universe.
When all this happened, it was about an hour after the book fair started. At that time, Jiang Yucheng was standing behind Chu Li.
And looking at everything in front of him at this time, the man seemed to have suddenly returned to seven or eight years ago. At that time, his popularity was still at its peak, and the pre-sale of new books was also so lively. Early in the morning, the bookstores in the city center were lined up. On the street, booksellers can't wait to put their advertising banners on the main road even if they are chased by the city management...
He raised his hand and patted Chu Li's shoulder, his big hand was broad and strong;
The little girl who was patted on the shoulder by him felt the weight on her shoulders, she was stunned for a while, then turned her head to look at him, and then showed him a bright smile—
She said that she also wants to be a talent catcher like Perkins in the movie, not to force authors to write popular themes, not to discriminate against less famous or already famous authors, not to be constrained by worldly vision...
Just use your own eyes.
Do it yourself with your own hands.
Create the "miracle of sales" in person.
she says-
[If someone could do it before, so can I now.]
[If only one person had to end authors' disappointment with editors, it would be me...]
[Engrave such a determination on your forehead, engrave it in your heart, and send your books to readers with such a mood—]
…
She said, please give me a chance.
"..."
Jiang Yucheng looked down at the little girl standing in front of him and smiling brightly at him. From her eyes, he could see the joy of relief. Such emotions made her black eyes extremely bright...
Jiang Yucheng paused for a moment. If there was ever a moment when his heart was truly moved, it would be at this very moment—
It's the kind of heart that misses a beat, wanting to hug the person in front of me and kiss the corner of her smiling eyes, so really tempting.
However, it only increased the strength of the big hand on her shoulder, allowing the temperature to pass through a small piece of palm contact, trying to convey the mood to her: gratitude, trust, or something else...
Signing starts at ten o'clock.
Before the signing stage, readers carrying books have already circled the earth three times.
Jiang Yucheng glanced at the large-scale promotional background of "The Lost Amusement Park" on the signing stage, and was respectfully invited by the staff of Yuanyue Club to the backstage lounge. Recycling the small box for signing tickets, the whole thing was in a mess... A host was holding a large stack of "The Lost Amusement Park" and was waiting for Jiang Yucheng to sign. Jiang Yucheng frowned and didn't speak. Chu Li had already stepped forward , With a very tough attitude, everyone who tried to go through the back door was blocked back...
In the face of people who thought she was "unreasonable", she didn't show the slightest concern.
Twenty minutes later, the signing officially started.
Chu Li followed Jiang Yucheng up to the signing table and cheered in front of the readers, "Made is so handsome", "Who said Jiang Yucheng only had one leg when holding grass", "Ah, ah, it's as big as I imagined Same"... With a paralyzed face, she pulled out a chair for Jiang Yucheng and asked him to sit down, and when the readers came to the stage one by one, she stood beside him. With his head down, he opened the book to be signed for him according to the place where the reader wanted to sign, and then handed it to the most convenient place at his hand—
The whole journey took two hours. Jiang Yucheng sat while she stood.
Apart from the concise and concise instructions such as "Hurry up", "There are too many people, I'm afraid I won't be able to sign", "If you don't give a special sign, you can't give it even if you die", her whole person's sense of existence is so weak that there is almost no...
Although in fact she seems to have escorted him from the beginning of the book's publication.
Occasionally, when Jiang Yucheng raised his head, he could see Chu Li tilting his head slightly, lowering his head and watching him sign seriously. A strand of hair secretly fell from behind her ear, drawing a beautiful line from her cheek to the corner of her lips. radian…
"Hurry up and sign." Chu Li seemed to feel the man's gaze, she clicked on the book, "Why are you looking at me? There is still half an hour, how many readers are there?"
The tone was a bit harsh, Jiang Yucheng lowered his head flamboyantly and signed a new name, the corners of his lips curled up, and he was laughing.
First ceremony: "..."
In fact, it's not that Chu Li didn't think about participating in a big signing that he likes—
I have fantasized about handing him the book with trembling hands countless times, watching him sign it, and then screaming like a little nymphomaniac, "Ah, it's signed by Da Da, ah, this is what Da Da touched just now. place"…
Although the reality made her finally stand at the place closest to the one she likes, like a skinny Zhou, she wished she could wave a whip and tell him: sign for me quickly, don't look around!
Chuli also has a girlish heart.
Now her girlish heart makes her want to cover her face and find a place to cry for her dead image—
With complicated emotions, at this moment, she suddenly felt a special gaze cast on her face behind the dark crowd at the signing stage...
Uh, at this time, everyone came to see Jiang Yucheng, why would anyone come to see her
There was a slight delay in taking the book handed over by the reader. Chu Li raised his head and took a look, and then he saw a tall man wearing a black mask standing far away among the crowd. He had a pair of brown pupils. Looking at her through the crowd, she couldn't see the expression on his face.
—It’s Hikawa.
He actually came.
I haven't seen him for a month, and his hair has returned to the messy chicken coop.
First ceremony: "..."
Chu Li was so cautious that he almost threw the book in Jiang Yucheng's face.
Jiang Yucheng: "?"
Chu Li blinked: "It's nothing, hurry up."
…
Due to the large number of people, the signing had to be extended for two hours. Fortunately, because of the lunch break later, the booth was empty, so no one was hindered—
Chu Li bent down on the stage and worked as a little eunuch flipping through books for four hours. When the last reader left with a book in her hands, she straightened up and almost fainted from exhaustion.
... ... ... ... It seems that signing and selling this kind of work can only be done once or twice a year, which is enough to kill people.
Chu Li was still wearing high heels, and when she stepped off the stage, her waist softened and she almost stepped on the air. Fortunately, Jiang Yucheng quickly grabbed her waist and helped her up. Chu Li turned around and thanked her briefly. Jiang Yucheng smiled lightly and said: "It seems that you have worked harder than me."
"That's true." Chu Li was not polite to him, "Next time you will bend over and stand for four hours like a little eunuch, oh my old waist—"
Finally, the battle that had been prepared for almost half a year was beautifully completed. Both of them let out a sigh of relief. Now they were talking and laughing and walked back to the backstage lounge. When they opened the door, they saw a coffin face sitting inside. Hikawa.
First ceremony: "..."
I opened my mouth to ask how you got in.
After thinking about it, Liang Surf with this face and dog legs had seen it before. Once the mask was removed, let alone entering the backstage lounge, Lao Liang might have to get down on the ground as a stepping stone for him if he wanted to go to heaven.
But at this time, watching Chu Li and Jiang Yucheng walk in talking and laughing, Zhou Chuan's unhappiness from the moment he stood in the audience and watched her intimacy pose for him flipping the book has almost overflowed …
so intimate.
Look at selling two books to make you stunned
"Luohe Divine Book" is not a book, why didn't you see you jumping up and down for four hours around Lao Tzu on the day it was sold
At the moment when the big sale was confirmed, I hugged symbolically and shed two crocodile tears—
You were lying beside him talking just now!
I saw it all! ! ! !
A thousand words.
Swallow rivers and mountains with anger.
Hold back, he didn't come to quarrel today.
"Are you done?" He stood in front of her with a cold face, "I'll take you home."
Jiang Yucheng smiled and applauded: "I can't wait enough."
"You shut your dog's mouth, go out and wait first." Hiukawa glanced at him.
Jiang Yucheng glanced at Chu Li meaningfully, gave him the blessing of "break up immediately", turned around and opened the door to go out, and then only Chu Li and Zhou Chuan were left in the rest of the rest... In fact, Chu Li was quite He wanted to run away with Jiang Yucheng's ass—if it wasn't for the dangerous aura of "I'll break your dog's legs if you dare to leave" in Zhou Chuan's body at this moment.
Chu Li regretfully glanced at the direction Jiang Yucheng left, and watched the door being closed: "Then what, I have other jobs—"
Hiukawa: "..."
Hold back.
Really, can't, be angry.
"What's wrong with me? Play a game, and you won't be able to stay home for a month?" The man was full of depression, "I didn't come here by myself, what excuses are you going to find to continue living with your colleagues later?"
"..."
"Or don't plan to make excuses at all, just live like this for the rest of your life?"
"..." Chu Li took a small step back, "...it's not the same where I live."
"What did you say?"
"What difference does it make to you if one less person lives upstairs or one more person lives upstairs?"
"..." Visible to the naked eye, the man's chest heaved violently, "I haven't seen you for a month, you just talk to me like this, do you want to record it yourself and listen to it, if it can kill your anger—forget it, I won't be with you This is nonsense, go back and talk about it."
As the man spoke, he held back his anger and stretched out his hand to grab her wrist, but the latter hurriedly took a step back, his eyes flushed red: "Why do you go back, it's your house, what does it have to do with me?" With the word 'back', what is our relationship—"
"..."
Endure... a few handfuls.
If you bear it any longer, you will be pissed off!
"What's the relationship, I'm not your boyfriend?!!!"
"It's a fart! Who admitted it!" Chu Li also raised his voice, "My boyfriend is Mr. L!!! Can online dating work!!!"
"Mr. L is a woolen thread. I'm going to play this shit until next year's Chinese New Year, right?! I'm Mr. L!"
"You, you, you are a fart!!! Hiukawa, I warn you, don't just open your mouth!"
"You don't believe me, do you?" Hiukawa was so angry that he wanted to jump up, if he didn't want to give up the man in front of him, "If you don't believe me, ask yourself!"
Chu Li stared at Hiukawa, took out his mobile phone like a demonstration, clicked Q, clicked on a familiar profile picture, moved his fingers and typed quickly—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Where is it? ! ! ! ! ! ! !]
There was silence for two seconds.
From the corner of Chu Li's eyes, he saw the man in front of him pick up the phone, type in a few words, and then looked up at her the moment it was sent, and at the same time, the phone in her hand vibrated—
[Mr. L who disappeared: In front of you!]
Chu Li raised his head with a "huh", looked over the phone, and looked at the man standing in front of him. A small face turned white, then red, then white, and finally green, his eyes slowly widened in panic.