Chu Li checked the air tickets, the end of October and the beginning of November is not considered the peak tourist season in Turkey, and the price of the air tickets is still within a reasonable range, so he called Liang Surf in front of Hiukawa—asking for leave and going to Turkey to find Hull Man, let him see what "sincerity" means.
Chu Li was on the phone while reading travel notes on Hiukawa's laptop, after reading it, he finally came to the conclusion that he had to ask for leave for about fifteen days... When Liang Surf heard it, this fucking idiot also knew that he was doing a serious job while also being evil. Immortal wanted to go on a public-funded trip, so I originally wanted to force a few words, but before I had time to speak, I was greeted by Chu Li, "I don't know if it will be too late, Gu Baizhi may have already arrived at the □□ (turning point) "It was blocked back.
The stingy Liang Surf was in tears, so he had no choice but to agree to Chuli's request to "go out of the field" with pay, and he even paid for a big round-trip ticket between the two countries... After talking, Chuli put down the phone contentedly, looked up at Hiukawa—If he had a tail, his tail would probably be out of his shadow by now, with a face full of credit.
Hiukawa: "... I don't want to go."
For an otaku like Hiukawa, the most fun place in the world is the bed at home, but when he travels occasionally, it is like the trip to the health of the elderly in a hot spring resort hotel like Hejiang Yucheng last time—events The kind whose range does not exceed one kilometer in diameter of the hotel.
At this moment, I took over the computer and read the travel notes that Chuli found out. It was a plane, a taxi, and an overnight bus. At that time, my face was a little green...
The first reaction is: Hellman chooses whomever he likes, and I don't want to go.
When Chu Li saw his expression, he knew what he was thinking: "If you don't want to go, you have to go... Teacher, you are so worrying. As a man who just proposed, will he really marry you in the future? Just take Er Gouzi to the entrance of the community for a walk and buy a watermelon?"
"..." Hiukawa thought for a while and asked, "Isn't the point of the whole marriage 'you marry me'? As for where you got married, where you got married, how you got married...is that the point?"
Chu Li raised his hands to cover his ears: "The ears will be blinded by your straight man's cancerous speech."
Hiukawa: "..."
What Hiukawa thought in his heart was that getting married is really troublesome, no wonder Lao Tzu has been single so far, it turns out that it is God's will in the dark (... ).
While pondering in this way, the man firmly believes that he only needs to marry a girl in this life, from the beginning to the end, until death—
From the current point of view, getting married is really a troublesome thing that will cost half a life, and it is enough to do it once in this life... Speaking of which, if it wasn't for the person in front of me, I probably wouldn't even want to do it once.
Thinking of this, Hiukawa froze for a moment, and got a simple and rough conclusion—he reached out and pulled Chuli's hand covering her ears, holding her hand and sighing: "Banana man, I really like you very much." gone."
Chuli: "What?"
Amidst Chu Li's bewildered expression and completely unresponsive emotion about where he came from, Hiukawa himself was moved into a dog by himself.
the next day.
From the moment he decided to go to Turkey to visit Mr. Herman in person, Chu Li took action.
At daybreak, Chuli first took all kinds of materials about himself and Zhou Chuan to a travel agency to prepare for a visa;
Then, I went back to the editorial department of Yuanyue Society and arranged work for the newcomers under him—handed Suo Heng, A Gui and all the authors Q who needed to submit their manuscripts next month to the newcomer Ah Xian. Ah Xian was a girl. Has the experience of working in a newspaper office, and is the most experienced among all the newcomers;
Finally, the most important step: intimidate the authors, don't bully the newcomers, and hand in the manuscripts that should be handed in... She just went abroad for a field trip, and she is not dead. Now that communication technology is so advanced, the little editor will file a complaint. Her killing cry can reach the battlefield in a second.
In this regard, Agui said—
[The ghost behind you: Why do you hang out with your blue pot friends and refuse to let go of your single authors?]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Because I will come back, dad is still your dad.]
[The ghost behind you:...]
Under the pressure of Chuli, Yuanyue Society also actively started to contact Mr. Herman's agent. The other party was a little surprised that Yuanyue Society was going to send a writer to take the initiative to visit. At the same time, he readily accepted and welcomed it. —
The whole thing settled down.
It took half a month for the visa, and the day of departure arrived in a blink of an eye.
…
the night before yesterday.
Hiukawa is still making the final struggle.
When Chu Li was walking up and down behind him to pick up his luggage, the man was still sitting cross-legged on the sofa and crackling the code words. He coded cheerfully and occasionally raised his head to look at the sofa not far away, and was folding his underwear while sitting there. Arranging the first gift in the bag, Er Gouzi wagged his tail and lay beside her, watching eagerly...
Seeing this scene, Hiukawa was a little lost in thought.
As if sensing the man's gaze, the latter asked without raising his head, "Hikawa, where are your dark blue sweatpants that look like zebras?"
"It's drying in the yard... Do you know how expensive those pants are? How can I tell you that they look like high school uniforms?"
Chu Li ignored him, stood up, and walked to the balcony. Er Gouzi jumped off the sofa and followed her buttocks... The man's voice of crackling code words stopped for a while, and he raised his head to look at the dog-legged big dog: "Will you Follow her, she won't want you tomorrow."
Er Gouzi stuck out his tongue and looked back at Zhou Chuan, Chu Li took his clothes fork and "slapped" the ground: "Don't talk nonsense in front of children, are you sensible or not?"
Hiukawa: "I'm telling the truth."
Chu Li took Hiukawa's clothes and walked back to the room, only to find that the man had no codes anymore, holding the computer on his knees and propping his chin, watching her busy work... Chu Li folded the clothes and stuffed him in a box, then turned around Looking into the man's eyes: "Are you idle?"
"Busy." The man said lazily, "But I just want to take time to see you."
Chu Li was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and glared at him, his face flushed slightly and he said brokenly, "...don't be a fool."
Hiukawa looked at her face: "I used to pick up boxes by myself, so I was very annoyed to go on a trip—now I feel that if I can cross my legs and direct people to arrange everything, it seems acceptable to force myself to go out."
... You know that dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths. The flush on Chu Li's face faded instantly, and he threw Hiukawa's underwear into the box: "You just need a Filipino maid!"
Hiukawa: "Wrong, I will not look at the Filipino maid with eyes full of love. Have you seen my eyes? They are full of love."
Chu Li: "...Damn mentally retarded."
That night, after packing up the suitcases, the two of them went to bed early for the next morning's flight—and in order to really go to bed and not "do something when it's early in the sky", Chu Li returned his own room for sleeping.
It took half an hour for Zhou Chuan and Zhou Chuan to go upstairs and downstairs while saying goodnight to each other via WeChat.
the next morning.
Chu Li and Zhou Chuan drove to the airport ahead of time, packed the dog son and sent it to Zhou Chuan's parents—the second dog in the cage felt aggrieved, with his long mouth pressed against the cage to sniff around, Chu Li reached out to touch it Er Gouzi's nose looked at Zhou Chuan who was standing beside him filling out the form: "Why do I feel that I did something bad?"
"That's right," said the man who signed his name on the information sheet without looking up, "Whether it's the matter of sending Er Gouzi to fly, or the matter of insisting on dragging me to Turkey..."
First ceremony: "..."
Hiukawa: "You are committing a crime."
Chu Li: "You should arrest me."
Hiukawa threw away his pen, handed the form to the staff, and dragged Chuli away with his elbows on Chuli's neck... Halfway there, Hikawa suddenly suffered from kidney deficiency and wanted to go to the bathroom, but Chuli had no choice but to hold the passports of the two of them. I went to get a boarding pass with my luggage first, and I also caught up with a wave of "morning rush" early in the morning. The queue for flying was so long that it couldn't be seen at a glance.
Chu Li stood at the back of the line, stepping on his feet to see how many people were still there. At this moment, he heard a familiar low-pitched male voice say at the check-in counter closest to him, "Go to Istanbul."
Chu Li was taken aback for a moment, and his first reaction was which brother is going to Istanbul like us
Turning his head, he saw a tall man wearing a peaked cap and casual clothes of the same style as Hirakawa standing in front of the counter. He weighed a red suitcase in one hand and said to the girl standing in front of him: " Why is your box so heavy?"
The girl didn't have any makeup on, she wore a mask and a hat, her idol was so burdened that she wrapped herself up like a terrorist, she squinted at the man, and opened her mouth ruthlessly: "What do straight men like you know? "
Man: "It's only been a few days, how many fucking things did you bring?"
Girl: "Five pairs of shoes and three bags."
The man sounded a little broken: "Sister, how many days have we been there?"
Girl: "It takes an average of three days to change a pair of shoes and five days to change a bag. Isn't that too much? It's pitiful enough!"
First salute outside the crowd: "…………………………………"
…
ten minutes later.
Hiukawa came out of the bathroom with a relaxed face, shaking his hands, and when he looked up, he saw his own girl dragging two boxes, rushing towards him as if she had seen a ghost.
Hiukawa: "?"
Hiukawa: "Why, hitting a ghost?"
…
after an hour.
on the plane.
Chu Li holds the boarding pass, seat A in row thirty-five, and seat B in row thirty-five for Hiukawa.
When he arrived at the place, he took his bag and sat inside, only to find that the man was standing still on the aisle—Chu Li stretched out his hand and pulled Xia Zhouchuan's underpants, and signaled him to talk about public quality and not stand in the middle like a door... At this time The man moved, revealing the two neighbors next door. Chu Li bent down to look, and saw Jiang Yucheng and the terrorist Miss Gu Baizhi beside him.
Gu Baizhi's eyes outside the mask curled up with a smile: "Oh, what a coincidence."
First ceremony: "..."
Hiukawa: "..."
Jiang Yucheng: "..."
Chu Li feels that so far, there is no more fucking and embarrassing thing in the world than what is happening right now.