Fortunately, the plane has six seats, so there are two passers-by who don't know the truth in the aisle on both sides, which saves a lot of unnecessary awkward greetings and staring eyes - but Chu Li found that the only people who felt awkward were She was alone, Gu Baizhi was watching Korean dramas on her mobile phone without raising her head, Zhou Chuan and Jiang Yucheng chatted happily...
Hiukawa: "Why is your "The Vanishing Girl of the Heavenly Emperor" ranked first in Weibo serialization and reposting? What about me?"
Jiang Yucheng: "How do I know you? You don't blame me."
Hiukawa: "I don't even want my face."
Jiang Yucheng: "A face can't be exchanged for a full meal and a new dress... When it comes to being shameless, you are even more shameless. Showing affection at the nationally broadcast awards ceremony, why, I can't wait to declare my sovereignty, lest someone snatch it away what?"
Hiukawa: "I am in a hurry to urinate. Let her take off my coat. If you insist on showing affection—then what can I do? This is what we do every day. The air I breathe is the stuff in the nasal cavity of single dogs like you. Luxury."
Jiang Yucheng: "Yes, yes, it's all air. Many people say that a couple's first trip is the end of their relationship... I'm looking forward to it."
Hiukawa: "Give up, we've lived together for so long, what else could be wrong?"
First ceremony: "..."
If you want to talk about the incompatibility, you probably have to start with your old man who doesn't even want to go out... I don't want to brush my teeth in the morning. I have never seen "missing the plane" as the ultimate goal. Such a brazen person.
With his chin propped up, Chu Li listened to Zhou Chuan and Jiang Yucheng, two big figures in the literary world, you and me, elementary school students quarreled all the way from G City to Urumqi... Then after a three-hour transfer at Urumqi Airport, Chu Li was abandoned by Zhou Chuan, The two big brothers sat directly next to each other. The two of them wore the same brand of casual clothes of the same style and different colors. When they swung their four long legs, they became a beautiful line on the plane.
Or how to say that when a man is gay, there is nothing wrong with a woman—
If Chu Li didn't book the air ticket, she almost wondered if Hiukawa was playing tricks on her.
And it was originally a wave of joint tickets issued with G City, the seats were already next to each other, and because Zhou Chuan and Jiang Yucheng insisted on sticking together, so after the transfer, Chu Li looked at the tickets in his hand, Of course, I have to sit next to Gu Baizhi—Gu Baizhi is a beauty, it may be due to the mask on her face, she looks murderous, and she might not have dared to talk to her before, but fortunately, after the Yuanyue Club Express After two years of torture, at least in the eyes of outsiders, Chu Li has almost become a person similar to Gu Baizhi.
... ... ... So, there is nothing to be afraid of.
When boarding the plane from Urumqi to Istanbul, Chu Li tried her best to build up her heart. When she actually sat down next to Gu Baizhi, she still felt that she had a thorn on her butt—
The seat order is Jiang Yucheng, Zhou Chuan, Chu Li, Gu Baizhi. It happened that there were four rows of seats in the middle of the big plane, and as soon as the four of them took their seats, the air conditioner on the plane was a few degrees lower: the complete enemy met, and was extremely jealous.
Apart from Jiang Yucheng and Hiukawa, this is the first official meeting between Chu Li and Gu Baizhi.
It is said that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and now the two tigers are huddled in the narrow economy class and looking at each other, it is really embarrassing.
"...I didn't expect that the Xindun Club is as stingy as the Yuanyue Club," Chu Li took the initiative to say, "I don't even want to sit in a business class when I'm out on the job... Look at the legs of these two men, they are almost rolled into big bubble gum .”
"It's only a dozen hours, can they break their legs?" Gu Baizhi took off her mask, "The difference in the business class fare is enough for me to buy a bag, why waste that money... Did you know that Turkey is located at the junction of the Eurasian continents, So it belongs to the three-way zone, and luxury goods are cheaper than anywhere, so half of my suitcase is empty. I only brought three bags out."
First ceremony: "..."
It was the first time for Chu Li to hear the algorithm based on "how many bags can be bought" as the currency, and he was a little confused. Turning his head, he found that even the high heels on Gu Baizhi's feet were expensive items worth her one month's salary...
As far as she knows, the salary of the editor-in-chief of New Shield Society is actually not too high. At this time, Gu Baizhi seemed to feel Chu Li's eyes, and smiled: "I pursue a high-quality life."
Hearing this, Chu Li admired him a little, and suddenly felt that he was living a rough life around Zhou Chuan and his dog.
However, before she could speak, the two men in the next seat had something to say—
Hiu Chuan: "Gu Baizhi, don't teach the little girl badly."
Gu Baizhi: "What's wrong with me?"
Hiukawa: "My girl is the one who has spent a year happily using a Taobao 20 yuan free shipping canvas bag."
Gu Baizhi: "You just watched her use the canvas bag for a year?"
Hikawa: "What's the matter?"
Gu Baizhi: "Didn't you tell her that your dog's collar has a small Hermès button? You even proudly showed it off to us."
Hiukawa: "..."
Chu Li: "It seems that I am not even as good as a dog."
Hiukawa: "..."
Hiukawa didn't dare to speak anymore, he pointed at the tip of Gu Baizhi's nose from the air, cast down a cold swishing look of "I'm the dog if I can sign the next book for you", and turned his head to look at Jiang Yucheng.
Jiang Yucheng risked his life to save his friend: "The kennel you live in is still a high-quality life. You can pull it down. When I picked you up from your house downstairs this morning, I couldn't believe my dog's eyes... Tangtangxin The editor-in-chief of the Shield Society lives in that slum-like place, and I watched with my own eyes a big brother in a hard hat come out of the room next to yours, ready to start a day of hard work moving bricks."
Gu Baizhi kicked off her high heels and put on the wool socks in the small bag given by the stewardess, without raising her head, she said, "It's very miserable, so Mr. Jiang Yucheng, if you can sell yourself to Herman, I can Moved out of that slum."
Chu Li: "I used to live in a slum, until I couldn't even afford to live in a slum, Mr. Hikawa picked me up from the street and brought me home."
When Hiukawa heard it, he answered immediately: "That's right, the rent you owed these years bought a hundred Hermès dog collars, and I didn't ask for a penny—"
Chu Li turned his head to look at Zhou Chuan, and the latter looked back at her confidently: "I treat you well?"
Chu Li: "... ... yes, so I have to sell your book to Herman as a token of gratitude."
At this moment, Herman was mentioned lightly, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.
Gu Baizhi nodded and said: "Well, you really went there for the cooperation of Hellman's next book? I knew it, Chu Li, you said, it would be great if you came to Xindun in the first place-now we don't have to do it for Hellman. The Erman thing is so embarrassing..."
As soon as Gu Baizhi finished speaking, the three faces next to her were stupefied, and it was obvious that they wrote: Why do you look a little embarrassed
"What do you think is so good about Yuanyue Club? Really, the management's thinking is terribly aging, and there are still a few brain-dead... Uh, you drove away a small brain-dead old seedling, but there is still a big cancer left, stingy Conservative, and look down on editors—this is the funniest thing—it is a marketing department that relies on editors to eat and wait for death, but still looks down on editors—Although Xindun Club is not a little richer than Yuanyue Club, everyone Yue can still give me a five-figure bill... After all, they know how they can live without me." Gu Baizhi stuffed the mask in the front pocket, "If you want to come, I will give you a five-digit bill too. , you just don’t want to, really, I really don’t know what’s so good about Yuanyue Society, are you nostalgic? Like antiques?”
Chu Li: "... When Teacher Hiukawa told me that you wanted to poach a corner, he didn't mention salary at all."
Gu Baizhi looked at Chu Li with some surprise: "Then you know now, whether you will come or not - well, forget it, let's talk about it after you get the year-end bonus, now it's cheap for nothing, that stingy Liang Surf."
Chu Li: "That's the truth."
The only classic routine for a woman to open up the chatterbox—
Find someone you both know and speak ill of him.
So at this very moment, Liang Surfing, who was sitting in the office, reading the report and typing on the computer, unknowingly contributed an immeasurable attitude to the friendship between Chu Li and Gu Baizhi...
The two began to complain about the event arrangement on the day when the "Luohe Divine Book" comic exhibition was first released, all the way to the "why" and "where is it now" incidents. In the rhythm of Gu Baizhi's breathless laughter, everyone Finally survived the most embarrassing period, night fell.
…
At night, the lights in the cabin went out.
The hours-long plane journey was boring, Gu Baizhi put on headphones and went to watch TV dramas, while the two brothers, Zhou Chuan and Jiang Yucheng, donated their laptops one after another and started crackling code words.
Chu Li leaned on Hiukawa's arm and fell asleep for a while in a daze. Two hours had passed when he opened his eyes. At some point, there was a blanket on his body. hand code word.
Hiukawa didn't notice that Chuli woke up, his eyes were still staring at the computer screen, his hands were crackling, and the space bar flew up when he pressed the space bar.
Hiu Chuan: "It's just a scum like you who still wants to spell essays with me, with a black question mark face, I'm faster than you with one hand."
Jiang Yucheng: "Yes, yes, as expected of being single for 28 years, one-handed speed is fast, I admire it."
Hiukawa: "Now the person with the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms seems to be me, not you, my friend, are you heartbroken?"
Jiang Yucheng: "..."
Jiang Yucheng stopped talking, and Chu Li felt that this topic was probably the only one in the world who was more nervous than a bucket, such as Hiukawa, who didn't feel embarrassed... So he simply closed his eyes, arched into the man's arms, and continued to pretend to be dead asleep .
After a while, I heard a voice from Zhou Chuan's chest: "Then you and Gu Baizhi..."
Jiang Yucheng: "Who are you scolding?"
Hiukawa, Chuli who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead: "..."
"Gu Baizhi is also very capable at work. Chuli occasionally makes some small mistakes because of public favoritism... I think Gu Baizhi's hard-hearted person who only has money in his eyes will not be able to do it at all. He is quite suitable for a philistine like you." The man is lazy. Yang Yang said, "This time two people come out alone, won't they develop?"
Jiang Yucheng closed the computer with a "snap": "Turn your head and look at the heroine in the sentence you are talking about... I want to be so fancy about the girl's ability, why don't I marry the computer? "
"That's what you told Chu Li back then."
"After being rejected, why the hell should I find a way for myself?"
"..."
Chu Li closed his eyes, and heard Hiukawa's slow "Oh".
Just thinking about this buddy's heart is also big, she is still here, so she is discussing her affairs here, and the discussion is flying, and she is not afraid of her embarrassment when she wakes up halfway? ... Just thinking about it, I heard Zhou Chuan ask in that anxious tone again: "Do you still like her?"
Chu Li lifted up his heart.
Jiang Yucheng didn't speak.
The brief silence made Chu Li feel a little anxious to urinate.
Just then. She felt that her head was hugged by the man like a baby, and stuffed it behind her. The man said in a decisive and possessive voice: "From childhood to adulthood, I can let you do anything. Don't worry about it this time." No, no."