The Blue Mosque, the Hagia Sophia and the Cistern are three connected attractions, which can be reached on foot... If you have longer legs, you can finish the three attractions in one day.
As the name suggests, Hagia Sophia was originally a Christian church, but after the end of the Byzantine Empire, it was gradually transformed into a cathedral shared by Christians and Mohammedans because of the relationship between the country's religious beliefs.
This is also one of the classics not to be missed when you come to Istanbul, Turkey. For Chu Li and Gu Baizhi, of course they must go.
It’s just that they forgot that there were two long-legged but inactive A Zhais in the itinerary, which led to the fact that halfway through the St. Sophia Church, when Li and Gu Baizhi were impressed by the exquisite workmanship of the colorful dome, it was shocking. , behind them, the dome of the Virgin Mary cradling Jesus illuminates the two silent men behind them.
Jiang Yucheng looked up at the picture of the Virgin Mary on the dome: "I have a rebellious sentence, I don't know if I should say it or not."
Hiukawa glanced at him: "Oh my God, it's hard to believe that when our souls are still connected in this life, I actually know what you want to say."
Jiang Yucheng: "What I want to say is that at this moment, I am a little envious of Jesus."
Hiukawa: "I'm so envious of someone hugging him, but I have to use my two legs to stand here as punishment."
After Hiukawa's words fell, the two silently looked at each other, immersed in the disgusting atmosphere of "a tacit understanding".
Gu Baizhi rolled her eyes and twisted her head;
Chu Li chose to jump up and beat Hiukawa on the head.
In the end, I had to hold Hiukawa by the arm and coax him to continue walking down like a baby. I didn’t dare to poke my head into each independent small room, so I could only go straight to the famous scenic spot. Weeping column (Weeping n), there are many people around the weeping column. Everyone put their thumbs into the hole and turn their hands around. It is said that this can pray for peace and joy.
Chu Li stuffed his thumb in, and said in bits and pieces: "Mom and Dad are safe and healthy, Mr. Gu Xuan and Mrs. Zhou are safe and healthy, and Mrs. Zhou is safe and healthy. Zhou Chuan loves sports. He can keep his mouth shut, open his legs, and persevere through the next underground water palace. .”
When Chu Li was thinking about it, Hiukawa put his hands in the pockets of the sweater behind her and sneered, quite annoying... When it was his turn, he stuffed his thumb in, looked at Chu Li's stomach, Then look away.
Chu Li covered his stomach: "Don't look, there's nothing inside."
"I'll pray to it for your relatives to be on time every month, isn't it great?" Hiukawa lazily said.
First ceremony: "..."
After visiting the Hagia Sophia, I saved a lot of colorful domes in my mobile phone, and I was discussing with Jiang Yucheng in Zhou Chuan, "With this time, I can add as many words as I want, and how many readers will cry and cry!" Long live, pray for my health and safety", the four of them wandered to the underground water palace.
Chu Li and Gu Baizhi talked for a while while queuing up to buy tickets. If it weren't for the man's poor photography skills, neither of them could do without the other. The slacker with two long legs was singing and talking about cross talk and sweeping sex in the back.
The Underground Water Palace is also known as the Medusa Palace. The entire palace is located underground. It extends in all directions like a maze and the light is dim. If you lie on the side of the aisle and look down, you can see that the lower part of the entire Water Palace is soaked in groundwater. On the bluestone bricks , there are huge fish swimming around...
Chu Li lay on the side of the railing with his feet on his feet, looking fascinated.
Surrounded by tourists coming and going.
Hiukawa, who was afraid that his wife would be squeezed out, had to follow her closely and watch. When she was lying on the railing watching the fish, he almost subconsciously stretched out his hand, wrapped his arms around her waist, and put her on his back. He fixed it in his arms, and used his back to block people who would occasionally bump into him when he walked by behind him... Seeing that Chu Li was watching so happily, he also stretched his head to look: "What's so interesting?"
"Last night you said you were going to throw me down to feed the fish," Chu Li said, "Now I want to communicate with these fish whether they will eat or not. I happen to have a large burden here that I may not be able to bring back. They add meals."
Hiukawa: "..."
Hiukawa: "Walk back later?"
Chu Li: "The hotel is not far away."
Hiukawa: "But I have money so I can take a taxi."
Chu Li: "But the hotel is not far away."
Hiukawa dragged Chuli away from the railing: "I have money."
Follow the aisle to the depths of the underground water palace. Under the largest load-bearing column, the head of Medusa is carved upside down. Beside the column, gold and silver coins from various countries are shining with various patterns... When Gu Baizhi joked with Jiang Yucheng, "You Look, people all over the world know that throwing money on my head can make money from money." When Chu Li took a glimpse of a silver arc across his side, he fell into the bottom of the water with a "gudong".
One dollar, renminbi coin.
Chu Li turned his head to look at Hiukawa, saw the man put his hands together and closed his eyes, praying for something... I was moved in my heart that this guy was finally willing to blend into the scenic spot, grabbed his arm and stood on tiptoe to listen closely, only then did I hear What he said was—
"I'm going to take a taxi back to the hotel in a while, and I'm going to take a taxi back to the hotel in a while..."
First ceremony: "..."
Then the three scenic spots are finished.
Perhaps Hiukawa's last wave of wishing was so pious that it offended the gods. In short, in the summary later, Chu Li believed that he had ushered in the real climax of the entire journey today——
And any bloodbath starts with the protagonist going on the road so unremarkably, so when Chuli and the others returned to the Blue Mosque and climbed into the taxi, they didn't feel that something was wrong.
Until the road that can be reached within a few steps, the driver gave more than 120 lire (more equal to 250 yuan), Chu Li sat in the co-pilot and watched his meter jump happily , I still think about it very much: it is not unacceptable to be tricked when I come out to play.
What she didn't expect was that it wasn't over yet.
When the taxi arrived at the hotel and got off to give the money, she counted one hundred and fifty lire and handed it to the driver. She was waiting for the driver to change the money. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly took a twenty-lire note and told her that she only wanted the money. I gave a 20 and a 50, and now there is a difference of 50 yuan.
Chu Li blinked, what the hell was the first reaction in his heart? !
The face value of each banknote is different and the color is different. It is impossible for her to be so mentally retarded that she can't tell the difference between twenty yuan and one hundred yuan. The only possibility is that the driver changed the money. The problem is that although she didn't stare at it deliberately, the driver took the money. In a split second, he told her that she had taken the wrong money, and if the fucking money was exchanged, the driver would be a magician of light and shadow.
"Did you take it wrong?" Hiukawa got out of the car, opened the passenger door, leaned on the door and asked, "Can you talk to him clearly? He can't understand English, so give him another fifty." gone."
Chu Li struggled a bit, took out another 50 without complaining, and got out of the car.
At night, I sat on the hotel bed and counted the money for a long time. I counted how much money I spent today with my fingers like a money fanatic. The more I counted, the more I felt that the driver must have changed the money today.
Until Hiukawa came out of the shower.
While wiping her hair, she watched her count the money with her fingers.
Finally couldn't stand it anymore, turned around and went back to the living room.
Chu Li took a moment to look up at him and didn't know why he was going crazy, until the man sprinted 100 meters and came back from the living room, threw a large stack of Turkish coins of various denominations on the bed, and then clasped his hands together. The money quickly became a mess with Chu Li counting and counting—
Chu Li was dumbfounded, and screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhukawa!!!!"
Hiukawa with a bath towel wrapped on his head looks like an Indian Ah San, with his hips crossed and a domineering face: "A few yarns, if you get tricked, you'll get tricked, sleep!"
First ceremony: "... ... ..."
…
Since an appointment was made to see Mr. Herman the next day, Chu Li honestly packed his wallet with 10,000 reluctances in his heart, and fell asleep thinking about it while holding the small money.
However, the unhappiness in my heart did not subside because of a night's sleep.
The next day, when I woke up in the morning, Chuli made another great promise—go to the Blue Mosque and take a taxi to Mr. Herman's house again. She still couldn't believe it!
"Why do you have to fight this matter?"
"Because no one can cheat money out of me! No one!"
"... Banana man, you will suffer from your character."
"I do not care!"
Seeing her bewitched, Hiukawa didn't stop her, followed her all the way to the Blue Mosque and got into a taxi—this time, the driver was a man with a bandage and plaster on one hand, which made people feel particularly safe .
The driver brother knew that Hiukawa knew a little bit of Turkish, he was shocked and happy, and had an awkward chat with Hiukawa in English and Turkish all the way, while Chuli, who was sitting next to him, was thinking all the time—
If one hand is broken, you can't change it for money
Ma De wants a video when I hand over the money this time!
The mad meter is still jumping so fast... Brother, won't your conscience hurt while you cheat money while chatting with my man
Chu Li: "What are you talking about with him?"
Hiukawa: "He said the Chinese are rich."
Chu Li: "Calling someone stupid, how fast will the money come?"
Hiukawa: "... You will not be happy in your life like this."
First ceremony: "..."
In this way, amidst Chuli's chaos, the meter jumped happily to more than 300, and finally the car stopped near the address of Mr. Herman's house, and Chuli's heart beat faster.
Opening the wallet, he carefully counted 350 yuan to the driver.
The driver took the money with one hand, unfolded it, and before Chuli had time to speak, he picked up a twenty-dollar card and said in English, "Miss, you gave the wrong money."
Along the way, he jumped out word by word in English.
This sentence is the most slippery.
First Ritual: “………………………”
Hiukawa leaned over: "Did you see clearly this time?"
Chu Li: "He is a disabled person, why? So fast? When will he..."
Chu Li: "...No."
Hiukawa sighed, and suddenly felt that his act of agreeing to her insisting on taking a taxi under the Blue Mosque again in the morning was extremely mentally handicapped... After being with a fool for a long time, his IQ was pulled to the same level, and then he was caught by his rich The mentally handicapped experience beats the average.