After two days of frequent contact, Chu Li has roughly figured out the routine of Richuan Juju—that is, there is no routine.
——As the editors in the publishing industry I knew before said, not every author in the world will read his work as a child. If so, it used to be, and some authors can deliver their manuscripts after the serialization At that moment, the relationship with my manuscript became a pure stepfather and stepson relationship...
As long as the editor doesn't directly cramp up the "stepson" and reassemble it into pieces to make people say "the one who made this kid so ugly and become a father must also be ugly" and affect his reputation, stepfather seems to be able to choose any other actions Open your eyes and close your eyes—
… … … Representatives of the above behaviors are as stable as the daytime river.
Chuli, the adoptive mother who took over, could only hug the "Luohe Divine Book" and shiver in the corner. In the middle of the night, she couldn't wait to caress the thick typeface to comfort and encourage: Don't be afraid, child, you can sell well.
…
The third day of proofreading for "Luohe Divine Book".
Wednesday.
When Chu Li got up in the morning and looked in the mirror, he was horrified to find a white hair on the side of his hair. Stepped on the road from pink to black.
is almost.
Because she didn't have time to take this brave step, she accidentally caught a glimpse of the black umbrella leaning against the corner of the wall before she left for work... Chu Li paused, and suddenly remembered Saturday, when she was afraid of being poached by Lao Miao. I ran to the editorial office in a hurry, and intercepted Zhou Chuan and his "Luohe Divine Book" halfway—
Also intercepted by her was the black umbrella in Hiukawa's hand that day when the rain was pouring.
Thinking of this, Chu Li unconsciously raised the corners of his lips.
... almost forgot the white hair on the sideburns.
Looking outside, thinking of the continuous rainy weather in recent days, Chu Li picked up the black umbrella and brought his own transparent umbrella to the office... Pushing it under the table, Chu Li didn't have time to think carefully about what he was guilty of, so he just buried himself in his work.
I was immersed in the proofreading of "Luohe Divine Book" in the morning, and I clicked on Q to look at the friend list from time to time; I checked the time during the lunch break at noon. At 12:30, Chu Li opened Q with chopsticks in his mouth. Avatar of the Plague God—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Mr. Hikawa.]
[Hikawa:?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Are you at home this afternoon? I'll go to your house after get off work and return the umbrella you lent me last time.]
Chu Li thought that this was a normal conversation, and the other party only needed to answer "yes" to end the entire conversation, but at this time she obviously underestimated Hiukawa's creativity. After a full five minutes of silence, Hiukawa replied up-
[Hikawa: What umbrella? Did I lend you an umbrella? Why should I lend you an umbrella?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: ... ]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: So you put down the umbrella in the stairwell on Saturday to lend me, but simply felt that the umbrella was too heavy for your hand, or you wanted to have a "running youth in the heavy rain" juvenile"?]
[Hikawa: Speak well.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I don't.]
[Hi Chuan: I'm going to heaven for you.]
[Hikawa: How dare you say "no" to me?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: orz... Sorry, I was wrong.]
[Ri Chuan: Okay, I know which umbrella it is. I didn't lend you that umbrella. I lent it to Lao Miao. Why did you take it away?]
Hiukawa asked seriously.
Chu Li was quite speechless.
[The sailor invited by the monkey: "Black question mark face expression pack" you lent it to Lao Miao? ? ? ... ... ... You two are the kind of relationship that deserves you to shower him in the rain and leave him an umbrella?]
[Hikawa: We are the kind of relationship that deserves me to shower you in the rain and leave you an umbrella?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: That's different.]
[Hikawa: What's the difference?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I’m a little girl. In the torrential rain, isn’t it normal for my frail body to make people want to sacrifice themselves to borrow an umbrella?]
After sending out Chu Li's words, Hiukawa remained silent for another five minutes, and after five minutes, he ended the conversation with the concise and powerful word "hehe".
Since he didn't strongly object to Chuli giving him an umbrella after work, Chuli took him as a tacit agreement (...), closed the chat box and continued to eat, while proofreading his "The Great General in White Clothes Killing Demons" Notes" - there is a symbolic existence in Hiukawa's article, that is, every male protagonist must wear white clothes, which leads to the fact that every time his readers see the first chapter of his article, what he says is not necessarily "My God, I'm so happy to open a new hole", or it may be "I feel relieved when I see the word 'white boy', I suspect that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder"...
The afternoon was also quickly spent in proofreading, and Chuli's proofreading work was stuck at 75% when she got off work, because at this point, she had a fierce dispute with Hiukawa—
This incident originated when Chuli was proofreading 75% of the article. He was amused three times because of the magical brain holes in this chapter. Chu Li picked up his mobile phone, calmly dialed the number of a person named "Teacher Actor" in the address book, and asked him to delete the entire chapter.
Yes, that's right.
After the "giggle" was over, she pulled out her dick ruthlessly, and directly called Hiukawa to ask for the entire chapter to be deleted—
So Hiukawa blew up.
This is the first time that the stepfather of "Luohe Divine Book" has cheated on the corpse in a real sense. Zhou Chuan refuted Chu Li's revision opinion from the front. Originally, his sudden act of heart was very touching, but The process is...
It is very unspeakable.
Chu Li: Teacher, you spent a whole chapter of 3,000 words writing about how the eighth son of the mythical beast gave birth to a cub and how the people around him celebrated the birth without any sense of disobedience! By heaven! What's the matter with the little cub who looks like the fourth child of a beast when he was born! Are they not enemies? !
Hiukawa: Falling in love and killing each other.
Chuli: But the fourth child of the divine beast is male! The eighth beast is also male!
Hiukawa: Selling rot is very popular now, I want to try it.
Chuli: Try a fart.
Hiukawa:
Chuli: orz I'm sorry.
Chuli: Teacher please approve me to delete this section, the whole chapter.
Hiukawa: I don't.
Hikawa: This affects the integrity of my article.
Chu Li: I listen to your nonsense.
Hiukawa:
Chuli: orz I'm sorry.
Chu Li: Teacher Hiukawa, I kneel down and kowtow to you, bang bang bang, you realize the seriousness of the matter, right? Yuanyue Club, note that the entire Yuanyue Club is not the editorial department of "Moonlight". The editor-in-chief Xia, who is in charge of the final review of various publications, is a fifty-five-year-old senior editor who was rehired by Gaoxin. He is male. I am sure he is He's a straight man, and he even published your father's book—so, you can do your best and let the teacher's three views and eyes go, okay
Hikawa: ...
above.
Just to argue about such an unnutritious issue, the two argued on the phone from 4:00 p.m. a sympathetic look—
In the end, finally, the etiquette couldn't bear to bring out Mr. Xia, the editor-in-chief of Yuanyue Club, who couldn't offend anyone, including Zhou Chuan, and managed to make Zhou Chuan shut his mouth.
After hanging up the phone, Chu Li took a red pen and drew a super big, super angry red cross on the entire chapter of this chapter where the style of painting changes suddenly, boys and boys even give birth to beasts!
Then I looked up, it was 5:30 in the afternoon, and it was time to get off work.
First ceremony: "..."
Seeing that there is still a quarter of the printed version of the manuscript and the editor-in-chief Yu Yao who is sitting on the seat and looking at him with a smile, Chu Li realizes that it seems imperative to work overtime at home today.
Before going home, he had to go to Juju's house to return his umbrella.
... ... Maybe consider beating him up by the way.