Hiukawa didn’t feel drowsy at all, and jumped up from the bed at that time: "You are going to give birth?! Why?! Isn’t it July 15th?! Why is it early?! Premature birth?! You don’t want to go to the ground or work. How could you give birth prematurely when you are a god and you are short of going to worship?!!"
"..." Chu Li still had a stomachache at the moment, looked up at Zhou Chuan's ass that was on fire, wanted to scold him for so many problems but couldn't, and finally laughed heartlessly, "This The due date is not necessarily accurate, a few days earlier is called premature birth, you... poof!"
Said half of himself covering his stomach and laughing.
Smiling and laughing, my stomach hurts and my whole face is almost wrinkled.
Hiukawa really felt that he had raised a living ancestor, and there was nothing he could do about her, and he didn't even want to call Jiang Yucheng to pick him up in a car, and then go to the hospital—Chu Li was still puzzled when he heard his call: it was only early in the morning It's five or six o'clock, why do you have nothing to do and make trouble for others? I have two cars at home, and I can go to a hospital in 20 minutes by myself.
After putting down the phone, Hiukawa met Chu Li's curious gaze. He paused for a moment, turned his face away and couldn't help but turn back to look at him, and pursed his lips: "My hands are trembling a little, and my mind is also empty. , can’t drive the car.”
First ceremony: "..."
That's okay too
Chu Li started to play around again, raised his hand to catch his big hand and it was really shaking when he touched it, so he patted the back of his hand and comforted him in turn: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's okay, it's just a baby .”
What the hell is "just having a baby".
In fact, she herself was scared to death.
However, at the critical moment, she still had to come to comfort the real little princess in the family, and when the feeling of being a father and a mother came up, she couldn't care about being afraid anymore... She grabbed Zhou Chuan and talked to him for a while to distract her, but she didn't care about it. After a while, Jiang Yucheng rang the doorbell outside, and Chu Li knew that when Zhou Chuan called him, he had just taken a shower and was about to go to bed, and came over immediately after answering the phone.
The two helped Chu Li to put it on the car. What kind of diapers, breast pumps, bondage belts, etc. would be used for giving birth? Chu Li had already packed a delivery bag, and Chu Li sat firmly in the car. Instruct Hiukawa to fetch—
Hiukawa ran away in a hurry, and then came back with his bag on fire, the speed was so fast that it didn't seem like he was going to have a baby, but that his house was about to collapse.
Seeing his flustered appearance, Jiang Yucheng shook his head, waited for Zhou Chuan to sit down and start the car, and talked to Chu Li: "Why are you making noise, isn't it on the 15th?"
Chu Li raised his head, quite shocked: "You even know my due date?!"
Jiang Yucheng said speechlessly: "Ask Zhou Chuan, I'm tired of looking at your child's photos... How well do you understand... When you arrive at the hospital, you can play the game of "Guess who is the child's father" with the doctor. "
"He also shows off this thing to you, three-year-old kid?"
As she said that, her stomach came up again, and Chu Li's face changed and she "hummed" again... But it didn't hurt too much, so she didn't scream too loudly or something, it was like being kicked suddenly. You have to Kind of a reaction kind of—
Unexpectedly, Hiukawa sat up and said very seriously: "You two drive hard, aren't you afraid of bumping into people; shut up if your stomach hurts, and aren't you afraid of biting your tongue?"
Jiang Yucheng: "..."
First ceremony: "..."
…
Arrived at the hospital.
The obstetrician has never seen such a scene, just such a painful method, after a short look, he sent Chu Li to sit on the cold bench next to him, and didn't even let him into the delivery room... Zhou Chuan's concept is that he will give birth immediately When he entered the delivery room, his eyes widened when he heard that he was not allowed to enter the delivery room. It was Jiang Yucheng who abducted him and didn't let him be hung on the wall with the title of "medical troublemaker".
Hiukawa is blushing now, how many black-eyed people are eagerly looking forward to it!
Chu Li got a ward here and lay down. The ward is a single room, which is very western style. Hiukawa made a practical statement because he did not plan to starve to death of her mother... The only thing that made Chu Li Dan painful was that she went to lie down in the hospital ward , the fear of "ah, what if I'm going to give birth" became more vivid and three-dimensional again!
After settling down, Chu Li thought about taking time out of the chaos to call his family and tell them, and at the same time scolded his old lady angrily for giving her some unconventional remedies.
When Chu Li called to notify the parents, Jiang Yucheng went back to sleep and went back to the cage, and said he would come to see it in the afternoon. Chu Li thanked him for making a trip early in the morning. How embarrassing would it be if the doctor stopped at the door and said congratulations to your mother and child
After Jiang Yucheng left, Zhou Chuan turned around in the room, and Chu Li was dizzy by him, wishing to drive him away together...
Uh uh, pregnant women are more irritable.
But Chu Li really couldn't care less about scolding Hiukawa, she was on the phone here, and she also had bursts of stomach pains, which were more intense... But women who have never suffered from dysmenorrhea, it's not that they can't bear it, it's just that After a while, her mind was not working very well, she hung up the phone, stared at the man who was like a beast, and said slowly: "Our parents are on the way here, and the old men and women are all woken up early in the morning. …”
Hiukawa glanced at her and didn't say a word, meaning who wasn't woken up by the fright, what a fart, and then continued to forward him.
Chu Li thought for a while, then pointed to the small coffee table next to him: "Would you like to sit down and type on your phone?"
Hiukawa stopped turning, stopped and looked at her with a speechless expression on his face, and choked out a sentence for a while: "Give me a piece of paper now, and I can't print it out."
Seeing his stupidity, Chu Li forgot the pain, and smiled instantly: "You are so nervous! It's not your birth!"
Hiukawa said without thinking, "I want to give birth to you."
Chu Li rubbed his belly and smiled again: "I know it sounds nice."
After a while, the nurse came in to take the blood pressure and looked at Chuli, and said everything was normal, and asked her to continue to wait—babies in domestic hospitals basically have to wait until the three fingers are opened (the expansion of the cervix) before pushing in. Ten fingers can be born, Hiukawa seriously asked what is the concept of ten fingers, the nurse said: "It is the opening seven to ten centimeters!"
I made a gesture of seven to ten centimeters, and Hiukawa's eyes drifted away, thinking that sometimes when doing harmony, he would accidentally bump into that small hole, and someone would shrink into a ball, cry and be broken, crying out in pain ... and crying very sincerely, the kind that takes a long time to coax back.
What's the situation if you want to open ten centimeters directly
At this moment, Chu Li didn't know that Zhou Chuan's thoughts had drifted far away. She basically didn't move but was in pain. In the end, the little nurse explained a lot, and the most unacceptable point was: "Eat something to preserve your strength. Just an egg yolk, just don’t eat too much, we’ll talk about it after giving birth in the afternoon.”
... ... One or two egg yolks? !
Stay until four or five in the afternoon? !
Chu Li's eyes widened in an instant: "... I woke up at five or six o'clock and haven't eaten anything since then."
Little nurse: "..."
Because the eyes of others clearly said "Can you starve to death", of course Chu Li couldn't be starved to death because of this, so she had to shut her mouth obediently, and suddenly felt very wronged. She was thinking about it if she couldn't die Ask someone to serve her with a can of Red Bull before continuing... Now that I think about her thoughts, she might be kicked out of the delivery room by the obstetrician with a broom!
after an hour.
The nurse came back to see that there was movement, but it was still too early to open the fingers. Chu Li was lying on the bed and had nothing to do. Hiukawa went downstairs and bought her two boiled eggs. He really fed her the yolks and then ate the whites himself. Oh... Chu Li is in pain right now, his mind is full of wild thoughts, he is even more hungry after eating an egg yolk, watching Zhou Chuan eat her leftover egg white, he thinks that this person is so hateful, he actually snatched food from her, good for him Mom wants a divorce!
Thinking about it, my eyes are red.
As soon as Hiukawa looked up to see that she was not in the right mood, he immediately fell silent.
Fortunately, in the past few days, I have gotten used to her divine logic and sensitive emotions that come at every turn, so the man threw the eggshell away like a mountain: "I eat what you have left, and you still look at me so bitterly?"
"..." Who said it was my leftovers, I want to eat, but you won't let me. Chu Li thought that it would be hard for me and everyone else, so he opened his mouth and asked, "The doctor will ask you whether you are going to be big or young, how do you answer?"
Ever since Chuli became pregnant, stupid, sensitive and fond of blind fantasies, Hiukawa seemed to have been waiting for her old man to ask this question for a long time, and now he showed a ridiculous expression: "You have watched too many TV shows, no doctor would do this now ask."
Chu Li reluctantly grabbed his sleeve and pulled it off: "Say it!"
Hiukawa didn't want to say: "Bullshit, you are important."
Chu Li was stunned for a moment, let go of him, and wanted to cry again: "Why don't you feel sorry for the child at all?!"
Hiukawa: "..."
Hiukawa: "Stop talking, I beg you."
Chu Li took a few twitches, and it felt like there was some movement below... He rang the bell and called the little nurse in, and after looking at it, he was ready to enter the delivery room—the first stage was over—there was no time for Chu Li to relax. In a calm tone, the nurse raised her head and glanced at her, jokingly said, "Hey, why are you still crying? Are you scared?"
Chu Li was a little embarrassed, I didn't have the face to say no, so I acted coquettishly with my husband and made trouble unreasonably. I thought about how to answer for a long time, but just opened my mouth, and heard Zhou Chuan's voice sounded calmly: "No, hungry cry .”
Little nurse: "..."
First Ritual: "………………"
…
When advancing to the delivery room, Hiukawa still wanted to follow in, but was rejected by Chuli. The reason was that it must be ugly when giving birth, and I think we are not familiar enough to let you see my appearance.
Hirokawa and the doctor were left with a confused look on their faces. When Chuli entered the delivery room, he waved his paws at the man who was stopped outside the door... When the doctor pushed her in, he couldn't help but ask, "Newlyweds who met each other on a blind date?" ?”
"No, we've known each other for almost three years and lived together for almost three years."
"... Then you don't know me well?"
"He's a glass heart, I'm afraid he'll make trouble if he follows in. I'm busy with having a baby and I have to take care of him, will he survive?" Chu Li waved his hand, "He's just going to do it outside, this bloody scene is still Let him go, I'm afraid he can't help but hug me and cry, it's embarrassing to think about it."
doctor:"… "
After entering the delivery room, time became a very vague thing.
Chu Li lay there, and didn't feel that the time was particularly tormented for a while. After waiting for maybe an hour, she began to work hard when she opened her fingers. At that time, she really felt that she had done the most dedicated thing in her life. The thing is now, follow the command to adjust breathing, and then be so painful that I lose my mind—
"It really killed me!!!"
"I won't give birth, I won't give birth!!! I give up!!!"
"I want a C-section!!!"
"Ah, I want a divorce! Divorce!!!"
"No wonder ancient women gave birth to a baby and went to the gate of hell!!!"
"Doctor, I seem to have seen a bull's head and a horse's face too!!!"
In the end, even the doctor couldn't help it anymore, he was tense and wanted to laugh, and finally made a breakthrough in the "bull's head and horse face", he laughed "poof" and comforted: "I saw the baby's head, it's all right, the fetal position is right." It's so bad, I didn't wrap the umbilical cord, I tried my best and came down... Take a deep breath, don't talk!"
Chu Li struggled: "Ah, ah, don't lie to me! I don't believe it! I'll touch where the head is!!!"
Doctor: "... lie down!!!!!!"
At the same time, at the outer door of the delivery room, it was already 2:30 in the afternoon.
Listening to the movement inside, Zhou Chuan's handsome face turned pale, and he wanted to break in eight hundred times, and finally he grabbed the door of the delivery room and did a very strange thing: Shang Mobao bought three boxes of condoms.
This move is probably the product of supporting behavior after the mind is full of "fuck me if I don't give birth".
Hiukawa's parents are closer to G City, and they arrived at twelve noon. They are waiting for their son-in-law with their son at the moment. They have never seen their son so panicked that there is no blood on his face, and he is almost silent... Mrs. Zhou couldn't help reaching out to pat him on the back: "Come on! Don't wait for your daughter-in-law to come out. Are you ashamed if you faint?!"
Hiukawa glanced at his mother, his lips trembled, and he couldn't say a word.
Three thirty in the afternoon.
The first ceremony is over, the fat boy who weighs more than eight catties, mother and child are safe.
Hiukawa glanced at the child and rushed in to find his wife, leaving his parents behind to wipe his ass. If he couldn't get along, Gu Xuan followed the nurse into the delivery room and carried the baby to clean and check. Hastily followed his son behind his buttocks into the house to see his daughter-in-law—
At this time, Chuli was lying there, having seen what his son looked like, and waved his hands blankly, and let the nurse take him away... At this moment, she was being held half-carried by Hiukawa, and her forehead was trembling with sweat. He was quite energetic and didn't faint, his mind was filled with a few very straightforward thoughts—
One, where is my mother! Where is my mother!
Two, oh, I guess it's still on the way.
3. Why is my son so red and wrinkled? The psychological gap seems to be a bit big. I tried my best to give birth to you so that you can’t look more beautiful? ! Your dad is so handsome! Me, me, me, I'm not bad either!
4. I want to cut off all of Zhou Chuan's jiji.
5. But it's not too difficult, hey, I'm a mother now! How can I be so capable!