April 3, 2017.
Hiukawa received the invitation to go to the next province to hold a meeting and give a speech. Early in the morning, he dug Chuli out of the bed and kissed him in a hurry. He hugged his son for a while, and then went on a business trip. Leaving Chuli alone at home, he has no interest in life.
After eating breakfast, Chuli played with his son and dog on the sofa for a while, and then seriously began to think about going to work—
I haven't figured out whether I should join forces with Gu Baizhi, but at this time I received a call from A Gui. I heard that he was already at the airport and was on his way home. Well?"
"Collect materials!" Over there, the ghost was elated, "Help you recall the three years you have experienced in Yuanyue Society."
Chu Li said "Oh", thinking that this seems to be the three years she least wants to remember in her life, but at the moment she is really bored to death, it just so happens that Hiurakawa is not here and Agui can come and play with her, so Still forcibly suppressed the urge to drive the ghost out with a broom, politely ordered some fruit online, and prepared to receive this unlucky ghost.
About half an hour later, the ghost arrived. At that time, Chu Li was lying on the sofa shaking his legs and eating watermelon with a toothpick... Chu Li looked at the bear-like bear who was standing in the entrance with a huge box and Er Gouzi warmly embraced. Creature, said lazily: "Such a big box, are you going to hibernate in my house?"
Ghost: "I don't eat much."
Chu Li laughed loudly, sat up, and said with a slightly serious face: "You came just in time, that annoying man Zhou Chuan is not here."
"I know he went to the next province for a meeting." A Gui followed the instructions and dragged his luggage to the attic where Chuli lived on the second floor. "He told me yesterday, and then asked me to play with you for two days, lest you stay at home alone Bored, I took Er Gouzi to the house to Jiewa."
Chu Li sat up, and said "Oh", at this moment, watching Agui take a notebook and a pen and go downstairs... Chu Li was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"
A Gui sat down on the other side of the sofa: "Collect materials."
"...you know there's a thing called a laptop these days, right?"
"Handwritten notebooks are more fun to flip through."
"..." Chu Li waved his hands in disgust, feeling that he had lost the confidence to continue the conversation with this strange creature.
"By the way, when the news of Yuan Yueshe's financing failure came out that day, didn't Ah Xian call and invite you to do a psychological test 233333333," A Gui said, "I will write this content in the wedge today, and prepare to When the whole text flashed back to the beginning and the end, many readers couldn’t understand why! They all thought that Ah Xian, who used “girl” as a personal pronoun, was the heroine! Then I reluctantly changed Ah Xian to “passerby girl”, but Readers still say they don’t understand!”
"First of all, self-examine your writing ability," Chu Li said with a blank expression, "Secondly, have you ever heard a saying that the author is the ceiling of IQ, and your readers are crowded in the place with this ceiling?" Assemble in the house."
"... Who are you scolding?"
"I'm scolding you, you are the one who harmed your readers." Chu Li opened a box of cherries, "If they were in Suohengna, they would probably be smarter, and you will be doing as the Romans do."
Ah Gui thought for a while: "Then what should we do?"
Chu Li: "What do you want to do?"
Ghost: "Deleted? Put the text directly?"
Chu Li: "You've already thought it over, why are you asking me?"
Ghost: "... Let me inform you, lest you say that I messed up your life."
Chu Li: "You are already very messy."
A Gui giggled and took out his small notebook and pen, tapped the notebook excitedly with the pen, and then the two of them were ready to start formally collecting materials—the beginning of the story, of course, was when Chu Li went to Yuanyue Club for an interview. Speaking of that day, there is quite a story... Chu Li gnawed on the cherries, and recalled while eating: "After the interview, I thought, even if this is the last time I come to Yuanyue Club, it would be good to walk around and have a look, and then After a stroll, I came to the entrance of "Moonlight" magazine, and I was squatting in front of the small card to look at the promotional poster of Hiukawa's new work, when I heard someone shouting: "I'm a beggar!!!!"
Ghost: "...who?"
Chu Li: "You are big, Hiukawa."
Ghost: "... What is he doing?"
Chu Li shrugged: "The contract for the "Luohe Divine Book" is too low for the initial print."
Ghost: "..."
Lowering his head and writing quickly, Chu Li stared at her, watching her silently write "Being my beggar" on the notebook, and drew a circle beside it, and gave an OS: I didn't expect you to be like this." Gentle as jade Gong Zichuan.
Chu Li: "...I just remembered the matter of 'family ugliness should not be publicized' after I finished speaking. Can you pretend that you didn't hear this scene?"
Ghost: "No."
Chu Li thought for a while about how Hiukawa would react after seeing "Moonlight Variations", and actually shivered alive in the hot weather, bit his lower lip and asked Agui belatedly: "...you will do some artistic processing, right? , tell me you will, really don't want to be stomped on the ground by a furious husband and whipped with a belt—"
A Gui: "If you don't say it, I don't say it, Hiukawa won't take the initiative to admit that he has this style of painting, will he?"
Chu Li coughed, and pointed to the notebook on Ah Gui's lap: "Put away your notebook for me, and burn it immediately after this article is finished!"
A Gui picked up the book to cover half of his face and was smiling furtively. Hirokawa seemed to have received a response. A phone call flew over and asked Chu Li what he was doing. Chu Li raised his head and looked at A Gui, with a guilty conscience He laughed dryly: "I'm drawing material for A Gui's new article..."
[Oh, you two remember to eat lunch.]
"Well," Chu Li was feeling guilty right now, so she obediently responded to what Hiukawa said, "Then have you been there yet?"
[Arrived at the hotel.]
"Why is it so noisy when you arrive at the hotel, it sounds like you're in a shopping mall."
[There is a shopping mall downstairs of the hotel... What are you doing, do you suspect that Lao Tzu is out to steal fish, his ears are higher than Er Gouzi's?]
Chu Li glanced at his son who was already able to stumble and run around, and laughed: "When a man is middle-aged, his son runs all over the ground, there must be some danger."
... Then he was scolded by Hiukawa, and before Chu Li had a chance to reply, he hung up the phone as if the partner was beckoning to him. Humming text him—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: You are not guilty, what are you doing with such a loud voice, hum!]
[Hi Chuan: Go on, don't play mentally retarded.]
Hiukawa told Chu Li to go away, and Chu Li really went away.
The only significance of this phone call is that Hirukawa successfully reminded Chuli about lunch. Looking at the time, it seems that it is indeed almost time for lunch. Churi packed a stomach full of fruit and was not very hungry, so he opened the The takeaway app asks ghost what he wants to eat...
A Gui's answers are always casual, and Chu Li didn't bother to scold her: "I ordered casually if you said casually, and if you didn't eat after ordering, I would put your face into Er Gouzi's food bowl..."
Ghost: "You've become more and more irritable recently."
Chu Li snorted: "Menopause."
Ah Gui still earnestly counted with his fingers, Chu Li was only under twenty-five years old, and he was even worse.
As a result, Chu Li seriously ordered a table of dishes in the spirit of hospitality, including meat, vegetables, and seafood, and also brought a chicken soup... When the takeaway was delivered, the two were still going through the tangled "" Collecting materials”, Chuli sat up from the sofa and went to get a takeaway, and then looked all over the world to find a newspaper on the table—
Can't find it.
After thinking about it, she couldn't remember when she hadn't ordered a newspaper at home.
In the past, Hiukawa would always look at it during breakfast.
"The era of paper media is really over," Chu Li glanced at the small notebook in Ah Gui's hand, and said calmly, "The one in your hand is probably the dusk of the so-called Ragnarok in the era of paper media... and then you became the editor of the publishing industry. Sima Qian."
A Gui dragged the bench and sat down at the dining table: "Please don't use such a joke-telling tone to tell such things that even you can't laugh."
Chu Li resentfully raised her hand and touched the tip of her nose, opened all the takeaways and put them directly on the dining table... She remembered that Ah Gui loved to eat meat, so she specially ordered a braised pork. Well cooked, fat but not greasy, melts in the mouth.
However, when Chuli opened the lid of the fresh-keeping box, something unexpected happened——
She swore that she just smelled the smell of the braised pork, took a look at the braised pork, her stomach suddenly began to churn, and the acid water that made people dizzy kept gushing out, she covered her mouth and "vomited" Turned around and rushed into the toilet!
Spit a wave.
Comfortable.
After rinsing his mouth, he walked out, pushed the door open and said, "I guess I didn't eat breakfast in the morning, I ate too much iced fruit, and my stomach becomes more delicate when I get old..."
A Gui still maintained the posture of sitting at the table with his chopsticks in hand, looking at her silently with black and white eyes, after thinking for a long time, he finally said: "...you, are you sure it's because of something extra in your stomach? , instead of something extra in the womb?"
At this time, Chu Li was stretching out his hand to rub his stomach with a frowning face. Hearing what the ghost said, his whole body shook, he raised his head and stared at the ghost, his eyes widened slightly as if he had really seen a ghost——
A Gui's hand holding the chopsticks trembled: "...Look at what I'm doing, it's not me."
Chu Li: "Can't I? I haven't healed yet, and the scars have forgotten the pain?"
Ghost: "You ask me? I don't know if my aunt is here this month or not?"
Chu Li: "My aunt never allowed—"
Ghost: "Hi Chuan said the same thing when he said you were pregnant with the day and moon ceremony."
Day Moon Li: "Who called me?!"
Chu Li's eyes widened even wider: "Ri Chuan told you all this!"
A Gui looked sympathetic: "That's right, men don't want to gossip."
First ceremony: "..."
…
in a few days.
Hikawa is back.
The plane in the afternoon was on the fifteenth day, and the man came home under the big and round moonlight. Before the key was put in the door, he heard Er Gouzi screaming excitedly, and his son screamed "Dad", There is also the sound of slippers "da da" when Chu Li walked towards the entrance...
Under the orange voice-activated lights outside the house, the man lifted Chunjiao and put the keys away—
he's returned home.
A few seconds later, the door of the house opened with a sound, and a small fair face poked out from behind the crack of the door. With the smell of cooking rice wafting from the room, Chu Li blinked: "I haven't eaten yet, I'll just wait for you Woolen cloth?"
Hiukawa stretched out his hand and threw the suitcase into the door, and his tall body squeezed into the room. Before he could stand still, a man was hanging around his neck in the next second, and his limp body came up with his familiar faint breath. When he bent down, soft lips fell on his cheek: "Teacher, let me tell you something..."
The warm breath hit his ears.
So the corners of the man's raised lips became clearer: "Well, I have something to tell you too."
"Then you go first."
"You speak first."
"You speak first."
"You speak first."
Behind him, Zhou Yueli and Er Gouzi stood on the steps of the entrance, silently looking at the conjoined monster leaning against the door and turning on the repeater mode.
Chu Li reached out and brushed the soft hair on the man's forehead, and said with a smile: "Then let's talk together?"
Hiukawa: "Okay, one two three—"
"—I went to S city this time to order a wedding dress for you, besides the meeting, this time you can finally..."
"—I'm pregnant again."
"—"
"—"
Five seconds of silence.
Chu Li's hand around the man's neck stiffened, let him go, and took two steps back, only to see that the man was carrying an oversized dust bag. On the dust bag was a certain super expensive wedding dress Brand, one time when she flipped through a magazine, she casually told him that this brand of wedding dress was beautiful, Hirakawa said that it had to be customized, and then the conversation ended...
Now, Hiukawa brought home the wedding dress she wanted.
And she—
And she...
And she.
Up to now, thousands of words have been turned into silence, and there is only one sentence in the first ritual, "Fuck me", I don't know if it should be said or not.