eleven o'clock at night.
Hirakawa crawled out of the hot spring, his whole body was soaked into a wrinkled snakeskin monster.
At this time, Jiang Yucheng had already gone back to his room to sleep. The reason was that he couldn't watch Zhou Chuan and his little editor playing smart games... Jiang Yucheng's original words were: look at that smile on your mouth, like a Like an old pervert whose specialty is "coaxing little girls".
Hiukawa didn't pay attention, nor was he guilty.
In fact, Jiang Yucheng was wrong, and Zhou Chuan didn't chat with Chu Li very much. After all, when using a large size, he had to hold his airs, and he hummed, and he reluctantly forced Chu Li to ask anything. Answer... Besides, Chu Li didn't know what he had done behind his back about the project at the beginning of the volume. On the surface, he had nothing to do with it, so he just pretended that it had nothing to do with him, and didn't say a word. , the conversation between the two is also dry—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Teacher, are you taking a hot spring?]
[Hikawa: How do you know?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng posted on Weibo, and there is also a picture of you getting out of the bath half naked.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng's Weibo is about to blow up your fans. With a side face, you have already imagined your world-famous appearance.]
[Hikawa: Oh.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Teacher, how many days have you soaked in the hot spring? The cover design style of "Luohe Divine Book" will be finalized in the next few days...]
[Ri Chuan: The author of the harassment vacation on the big weekend, does Yu Yao pay you overtime pay?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: ... ]
[Hikawa: Ten days.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Oh!]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I'm bothering the teacher.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Master soak slowly, maybe the smell of scum on your body will disappear after soaking, I hope you will change your mind and be a good person.]
"System prompt: The other party has withdrawn a chat message"
[Hikawa: You are scolding me, right? Let me tell you that the author's skill is ten lines at a glance. Did Tencent invent the undo function for you?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: … … … … I’m sorry orz.]
…
Above, the conversation is over.
Hiukawa didn't know why he had such a shameless little girl.
After soaking in the hot spring in the middle of the night, the snake-skinned monster Hirukawa went for a massage again, and was ridiculed by the technician uncle for how his shoulders, neck, and back were so strained at a young age that he looked like a fifty-year-old brick mover. I just touch you lightly and you get Sha, why is it so moist like tofu?" Such a compliment to praise his skin as "breakable"... The man returned to his and Jiang Yucheng's luxurious suite.
Jiang Yucheng had already slept as a corpse in his room.
It really doesn't matter that there is a little girl thousands of miles away who is jumping up and down anxiously about his affairs—
This man really has no conscience.
Walking into Jiang Yucheng's room, and coming to his bed, the man raised his foot and stepped on his chest expressionlessly—the person on the bed was startled, with a frightened and bewildered expression on his face... Zhou Chuan withdrew his foot and crossed his arms : "Did she come to you?"
"Who is it?" Jiang Yucheng fell back on the bed with an "excuse me" face, lifted the quilt, and covered his face.
Hiukawa lifted his quilt: "That banana man monkey."
"How do I know, and I didn't watch Q! Let's talk about what's going on after the vacation!" Jiang Yucheng grabbed the quilt, "Brother, I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 in the morning for a month, can you fucking respect my serious and difficult confession?" Time difference mission?"
Hiukawa was taken aback, holding the quilt to prevent him from snatching it, and asked as if he was selectively deaf: "By the time your vacation is over, your body will be hard! She didn't come to you crying for a serialization? How is it possible?"
Did you take the wrong medicine, or was there a power outage at home and your phone ran out of battery, so you had to stop? How about the perseverance to come to my door every morning to check in and ask for "Luohe Divine Book"
"Your man, I know what a fart!" Jiang Yucheng grabbed the quilt viciously, lifted the quilt again to cover his face, covered his face tightly, and roared angrily, "Get out!"
Hiukawa had no choice but to roll back to his room and sleep with a question mark on his face.
…
The next day, it was just dawn when Zhou Chuan was woken up by the urge to urinate.
Struggling to get up, I grabbed my phone, switched to the account "The Missing Mr. L", and found a person who was still on at this time. I don't know if he woke up or didn't sleep at all—
[Mr. L who disappeared: ... ... ... I know that at this time you are probably being ridiculed by your green tea whore colleagues.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: But you have to be strong.]
[Jun L who disappeared: Alive.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Take out your courage when you sacrificed your girlish heart to buy steamed buns for Day Chuanda, and went to harass Jiang Yucheng, maybe he really agreed to you? ... As far as I know, Jiang Yucheng is very casual, not as picky and meticulous as Zhou Chuan, and not as arrogant as a scholar like Zhou Chuan—]
Hirakawa finished, went to the bathroom, returned to the bed, and fell down. Grabbing the phone and burying his face in the pillow, he waited for a while, until he was about to fall asleep again, when the phone in his hand vibrated slightly... He shivered in fright, and lifted his sleepy-eyed face from the pillow—
[The sailor invited by the monkey:? ? ? ? ?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Rikawa is meticulous? ... You can pull it off, after proofreading his essay, you will find that Meishi doesn't match this person, the king of typos!]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: They are so stubborn!]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Forget it, I won’t tell you, people have no signal on the high-speed rail! What are you making trouble for if you don't sleep early in the morning?]
Hiukawa: "..."
Hiukawa thought to himself, I still want to ask you what the fuss was about on the high-speed rail early in the morning, but right now I was so drowsy that I didn’t realize why the banana man monkey was on the high-speed rail. She said there was no signal, so she was decisive I'm too lazy to continue talking nonsense with her, and happily feel that I have given my condolences in place, doing my best—
Hiukawa: "Where can I find a kind person like me?"
While talking to himself, the man threw the phone back into the quilt and went back to sleep.
Then this sleep is until twelve noon.
When I woke up again, I was starved.
Walking to the next room, he looked at Jiang Yucheng and he was still sleeping as if he had been a thief last night. Hirakawa yawned. After washing and changing, he walked out of the room and prepared to go to the restaurant for something to eat...
Yawning and passing by the lobby of the clubhouse, Hiukawa heard someone arguing at the service desk in the lobby from a distance—this kind of thing is really rare in this kind of high-end spa... The man stuffed his hands into his trouser pockets, stretched out long neck—
"Miss, please tell me the room number, I can knock on the door to find him myself! You can even go with me to see if he hears my voice and will open the door for me... I really came to find me Husband, he quarreled with me yesterday, slammed the door and left without saying goodbye! I called him and a stranger answered, I was very scared, I was worried about him, and wanted to see what was going on!"
Hiukawa: "..."
The weak and soft female voice came into his ears, and Hiukawa sneered: What the hell, your husband quarreled with you, slammed the door and left without saying goodbye, and then ran to the spa to ask another person to answer the phone for him? Girl, what are you looking at, what are you worrying about, you can guess with your toes that there must be green grass on top of your head now, why don't you worry about yourself—
Before the heart of watching the excitement had time to converge, the corridor led to the entrance of the hall, and Hiukawa paused in his footsteps.
The lazy sneer on his face also froze on his face.
The brown pupils narrowed slightly, and the man couldn't believe his dog eyes: at this moment, the person standing in front of the service desk and arguing with the club staff had short hair, a white T-shirt and coat, a small pleated skirt and a small Running shoes, at this moment, she was lying on the service desk with a backpack on her back and her feet were padded, her hair was a little messy...
She stared at the perplexed service staff with staring eyes.
Just like she was sitting on the sofa of his house a month or two ago, staring at him and calling him: Teacher Hiukawa.
Hiukawa: "…………………"
Hiukawa: "Banana man?"
The man's deep voice was neither high nor low, but the people on the service desk jumped up in shock—he didn't even have time to turn around and run away, when he saw the little girl with a backpack rushing towards him with both hands Caught the hem of his clothes!
Chu Li grabbed the hem of Hiukawa's clothes, turned his head and said to the lady working behind the counter, "I'm looking for him!!!!"
Staff lady: "..."
Hiukawa: "...Why are you here?"
Hiukawa lowered his head, and saw the dark circles under her eyes that looked like she hadn't slept for a hundred thousand years, and the chicken jelly in her eyes... In a flash, he suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong with this line.
Everything is silent.
He had time to raise his head to explain to the staff lady who was in charge of helping him and Jiang Yucheng last night, who was running wildly looking at him with a muddy face -
Hiukawa: "... I'm not her husband, and the one who shared the room with me also has a pure relationship with me."
Hiukawa: "... I don't know her."
Hiukawa: "... This person ran out of a mental hospital by falling down the wall."
Hiukawa: "...Call security!"