You are about to pass away! ! !
Chu Li didn't know where L Jun and Yuanyue Society had such a big enmity and resentment, did Yuanyue Society owe him the manuscript fee and didn't pay him, or did Yuanyue Society return L Da's manuscript out of blindness
Chu Li didn't dare to ask, so he had to send him a bunch of "...", fell back on the bed and wanted to continue sleeping, but when he closed his eyes, he thought of that fox face and immediately couldn't fall asleep... He had to open his eyes again and sit up, grabbing Mr. L continued to chat, because he saw that he was not interested in Yuanyue Society, so Chu Li directly changed the topic——
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Oh yes, there is another interesting thing, I seem to have met an author after the interview today hahahahahahaha! It's a man, he looks like a dog and he's quite handsome, but he ended up messing around with his editor in the editing room in private... Hey, I don't know which big it is, it's really hard to tell, on the surface everyone is smiling Bloggers are cute, in private, tsk tsk tsk.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Unlike Hiukawa, Hikawa people are super gentle.]
There was a quick reaction over there, it's hard to imagine why a man is so interested in such a nonsense topic—
[Mr. L who disappeared: ... gentle?]
[The disappearing Mr. L: Have you met a perverted author?]
[Mr. L who disappeared: This is not new. When you become an editor in the future, you will find that there are not many normal people among those writers and painters—]
[Mr. L who disappeared: To be honest, I am surprised why you are still talking about this kind of thing as "an interesting thing", forgetting how we met?]
First ceremony: "..."
Mr. L, male, about 30 years old, single, unknown occupation, unknown income, unknown appearance, unknown voice - after meeting Chu Li three years ago, this pure, loving and unremarkable pure online social relationship has no wind and no wind The wave has lasted for three full years.
… If you want to talk about how Chuli met Mr. L, you have to start with a certain painter Juju who is bloody and bloody.
…
three years ago.
At the beginning of the first year of Li's freshman year, she was nothing more than digging her feet and playing online games in the dormitory. At the beginning of Li, unfortunately, she came into contact with a large-scale oriental fantasy online game "X" that sucked up all her living expenses... Playing the game and playing that Naturally, she began to pay attention to the surrounding fans related to the game, so one day, when she was scrolling through Weibo, she suddenly saw a fan picture related to the "X" game settings transferred to her homepage, and the number of reposts of that picture It was probably in the early thousand, and everyone below was expressing emotion——
[Wow! It's even more beautiful than the official art collection!]
[Oh my god, this pair of cold CP is actually eaten by someone QAQ]
[The author's big touch, becoming a god is just around the corner]
…
The picture is really good. Chu Li clicked in and took a look. The artist was a small artist with only over 3,000 fans, named "Cocoon". I sent a microblog to express my great pleasure, and I will work hard to produce more food in the future...
This hand-painted CP is indeed quite cold, and no one has ever associated these two protagonists together. Chu Li immediately clicked on the attention, and began to follow the artist's output, and even shared her first painting. A picture is set as my mobile phone desktop—
This follow has been followed for half a year, and I accidentally followed and became a fan of this artist. I watched her gradually change from a small artist who only had single-digit comments on Weibo and thousands of fans on weekdays. A comment gradually has 30, 40, 40,000 fans of small touchworms... At this time, Chu Li has become the sub-section moderator of this cold CP special forum.
The forum she manages is actually nothing more than looking at people's posts and postings. Just don't make troubles and follow the rhythm. It has been going smoothly until one day, a guy named [L Jun] appeared—
That day happened to be Hua Shou cocoon and posted a new fan picture. The protagonist A was riding on a horse with an umbrella made of lotus leaves, and the protagonist B was standing under the horse and leading the horse. .
And Mr. L wrote a short fan story directly based on this picture, expanding the scene, talking about a killer A who never wears night clothes and only prefers white clothes. Because he met the gentle scholar B, he was moved by his true feelings and became a golden pot. Washing hands, abandoning martial arts, the story of going back to the mountains with B... In the last scene of the story, A sits on the horseback and says to B who is leading the horse: "It's better to ride the battlefield or become famous all over the world? It's not as good as a horse Yihe, with you."
That style of writing is so good that it caused a sensation on the forum for a while—
Fuck me, cold CP actually has food again!
Everyone was very excited, even the cocoon painter himself was very excited. He posted a Weibo saying that he didn't expect that the contact map he drew would be accompanied by a writer with a story for him. He was really happy... As Chuli, who was a fan of brains, saw that his family was so happy, so he decisively added essence to Mr. L's post, and Mr. L was also very happy to be enhanced, so he said that he would write a piece of paper in the future, vowing to each other, Never give up.
So far, the entire AB cold CP circle has been shaken three times by this.
Chu Li has known Mr. L since that day.
I joined QQ with Mr. L as a moderator, and I knew he was a man, so I didn't think much about it. The two chatted for a while about this cold CP, and chatted for a while, and both found that they and each other really shared the same interests. Very—plus Chu Li’s selfish intentions, in order to keep this excellent writer, I don’t know if I’m full or how can I have time to accompany the pictures and texts of my favorite painters, from time to time, I will hold my stinky feet and use The most popular sentence is: Zhou Chuan also likes to write about the male protagonist in white the most when writing articles.
(At least from Chu Li’s point of view) Mr. L seems to be very happy to be flattered by her. One of them is in charge of writing and the other is in charge of refining. They dominate the small forum for a while. The popularity of the forum board managed by Chuli has also gradually increased...
Then one day, the official release of a new game expansion, in the new expansion the official candy, A and B are really a couple!
All of a sudden, a large number of AB's fans increased dramatically, and the number of Weibo fans who were calloused went from 30,000 to 50,000 to 100,000 to hundreds of thousands. The forum managed by Chuli also became a super popular forum. There are countless people who have written articles—but Mr. L’s status has risen because of Chuli. The only thing that remains the same is that Mr. L has only been drawing pictures with cocoons from the beginning to the end, while Chuli I only add refinement to Mr. L's writing.
At that time, Chu Li really thought that these days would be so lively, lively, harmonious and friendly. As the AB circle became popular, the small transparent painting hand cocoon at the beginning became a big painting hand gathering with more than 800,000 fans. Ju, cooperated with the game "X" to produce an official art book that sold tens of thousands of copies...
Until a turning point came in the middle of the night one day, someone made big news, and posted a lot of QQ chat records on all the boards of the forum——
It's actually full of content that is full of calluses and complaints to relatives and friends.
[I just drew a CP picture at random, and someone asked me to draw it as a personal blog. I received 300 yuan and posted it on Weibo, and it was retweeted more than a thousand!]
…
[The number of fans has also increased by several hundred, the number of fans is too good! Why are there so many fans of the game "X"?]
…
[Ab is so disgusting when I draw it, but BC is the true love, right? I prefer BC.]
…
[Damn it, AB is actually an official match, it's not because my picture is too hot to give the official brain hole 23333333! The BC Party is crying to death, why do I feel that I am committing crimes, this must be retribution.]
…
[Of course it's for money, otherwise, is it for love?]
…
[I love BC.]
From the very beginning until now, there are all kinds of crazy words that dislike AB Xipi, dislike AB Xipi fans, bluntly say that it is for money or love, etc. There are so many dry things and powerful evidence that the moderators can't delete them all!
This caused me to wake up after I fell asleep and found that the weather had changed. I used to open the Weibo comments, which were all "big, great", "big and draw again", and suddenly they all became "stinky and shameless". Out of the 10,000 comments on Weibo, 8,000 are greeting her ancestors for 18 generations, and the remaining 2,000 are farewells from frustrated fans. .
Overnight, AB's big hand cocoon turned into a cocoon lady who was beaten by everyone who crossed the street; fans who insisted on following her were also labeled as Stockholm Syndrome, which was disgusting to everyone...
But Chu Li and Mr. L were relatively speechless, huddled together in a corner and shivering.
Chu Li only remembered that she said with emotion at that time——
[Saijun invited by the monkey: I only say this to you alone, and I am not afraid that you will call me Stockholm Syndrome. I think even so, it does not prevent me from using cocoon paintings as my mobile phone desktop.]
Mr. L was silent for a long time that day, and then answered her three words after about three hours: Me too.
so far.
The revolutionary friendship of the Stockholm Syndrome Alliance of Shame was thus thoroughly established.
That was the first time that Chuli saw the cute and ugly side of Da Da in her heart. There were cracks in her three views, but the strong ground was not broken. The super glue that held them together was called "" Mr. L"... and the effect is very good, and it lasts for three years after one use.
…
now.
Chu Li couldn't help feeling deeply moved when he was brought up in the past all of a sudden, so he couldn't help expressing his love to him again under Mr. L's sarcasm—
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Yes, it’s really... Thinking about the cocoon empress back then, I don’t know what she is like now, I unfollowed her on Weibo, it’s sad to see her.]
[Mr. L who disappeared: still alive, original and ancient style master, millions of fans on Weibo, about tens of thousands of dollars for a picture and still waiting in line, half of those who scold her and those who praise her on Weibo.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Then do you still write for her?]
[Disappeared Mr. L: Write a fart, the person who enhanced me is gone.]
"The person who will improve Mr. L" is naturally referring to Chu Li, such a light sentence, easily moved Chu Li into a dog, and couldn't help but sigh—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Mr. L, you are really the last conscience of this chaotic world, keep your kindness and innocence, come on!]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ...]
The topic of Empress Cocoon was brought up easily, and Chu Li quickly brought it up after triggering Chu Li's emotion. I got out of bed, washed my face, and went downstairs to have breakfast.
Then I received a call from Yuanyue Society, congratulations to her for passing the interview and officially becoming a member of Yuanyue Society.
When she received the call, Chu Li was eating porridge with a small spoon. After thanking her, she hung up the phone. She held the spoon in place for about 30 seconds, and threw the spoon back into the bowl. She looked up. looked around—
There was no one who hugged and cheered happily with her.
So I had to log on to QQ with trembling hands to find her original intention—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I, I, I, I, I have been admitted!]
[Disappeared Mr. L: Oh, Tsinghua University or Peking University?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Get lost! Yuan Yue Society! ! ! !]
[Mr. L who disappeared: ... ... You idiot, a publishing house that is about to close down is so happy for you, be careful that it will announce that everyone will stand at attention, take a rest, and disband on the spot before it even has time to pay your first month's salary.]
At this time, of course, Chu Li didn't care about Mr. L's repeated pouring of cold water, all she knew was that she was really going to work in the publishing house that she dreamed of——
She will have Hiukawa's autographed photo!
... Mr. L is jealous!