When Chu Li came home at night, she still had a feeling of being immersed in a dream. She didn't realize what happened: she spent tens of dollars to take a taxi to a pet store, and then got a rent-free apartment in a high-end residential complex. residency.
A high-end residential complex with an average price of at least 50,000 to 60,000 square meters! Seventy flats!
Live for free!
God!
When he re-entered the room, his mood was completely different from that of a few hours ago. Chu Li picked up his phone and found that her mother had sent her another WeChat message—
[Chujia Niangniang: By the way, I haven't asked you yet. How is the working environment? Can you be expected to marry there?]
[First lady: In other words, do you have a boyfriend? You are over the legal marriage age, it's time to get married.]
[Saijun invited by Monkey: At this time last year, you warned my students to study hard and stop thinking about "puppy love". After graduation, I felt that I should get married. Where should I go if the university won't let "puppy love" Become a boyfriend for you and get married when you graduate! When I, Doraemon, can still take a man out of my pocket!]
[Chujia Niang Niang: Look at your child, how can you speak so vulgarly.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: You talk nonsense, I am a little fairy.]
[First lady: Why did you go there just now?]
[Chujia Niangniang: Just now I thought you seemed weird and a little worried, why do you feel that your mood has suddenly changed for the better now?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I won't tell you.]
[First Empress: The wings are stiff.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Mom, to tell you the truth, just now a tall, rich and handsome brother said to me: The moonlight is so beautiful tonight.]
[Chujia Niang Niang: ... You are dreaming again, you are still imagining the unrealistic things in the comic book when you are old. Regardless of whether the person who said this knew about Natsume Soseki (*Natsume Soseki, a modern Japanese writer, once translated "I love you" into "月が丽丽ですね (the moonlight is so beautiful tonight)", showing the oriental man The implicit and romantic literary atmosphere, widely circulated) He should simply want to boast about the beauty of the moon.]
[First lady: How can a man know so much.]
[Chujia Niangniang: Look at your dad, a man of culture, a university professor, didn't he learn to confiscate his wife's wallet when he got old.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: ... ]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: What if?]
[First lady: What if?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: The tall, rich and handsome little brother is blind.]
[First Empress: How did I give birth to such an optimistic daughter like you?]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: ... ]
A blunt blow did not affect the good mood, Chu Li grinned while holding the phone, and rolled on the bed with a smirk, this time it was a happy roll.
The next day is Friday.
When Chu Li went to work, he suddenly understood what it means to be alive after death—
After the salary was deducted for the wrong amount of printing, it was over, and no one brought it up again, because no one could laugh at anyone about it, so everyone seemed to be very understanding;
Although Lao Miao and Xiaoniao are sick in their brains, they are clear-headed and know that the main responsibility for this matter is that they themselves Chu Li and Yu Yao are lying on the ground, so they behave with their tails between their legs and keep a low profile for a while without looking for trouble;
The smell of gunpowder in the editorial department is not so strong all of a sudden, Lao Miao and Chu Li are also very polite when talking...
The world suddenly became a better place.
When Lao Miao went to pour the coffee by himself, he even took the initiative to take a box of milk for Chu Li, and asked her, "Have you found the new house?"
Moving to the utility room of Hikawa's house should be regarded as finding a house, right? Chu Li squeezed the milk and was flattered, thought for a while and nodded: "Move on weekends."
Lao Miao nodded as if he breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, has the cover artist of "Luohe Divine Book" been finalized yet? I saw you at A Xiangna yesterday (the A Xiang who was called by name quickly raised his head in horror) The picture of the painter I was looking for, that one is not good (Ah Xiang lowered his head with a sigh of relief when he saw that there was nothing wrong with him), or you should persuade Xia Zhouchuan to let him use the cocoon to forget, although he is not very good but The artist’s works are commercial enough—they will actually buy books in bookstores, and about 30% of passers-by don’t care about your artist’s reputation on the Internet. After all, the world is so big, and you can’t be busy with your own affairs Come on, they only care about whether the painting looks good or not."
Chu Li nodded, still a little dazed—
Lao Miao hadn't talked to her in this way suitable for human social interaction for almost a month.
... ... This one thousand yuan fee is well worth paying.
Chu Li turned his chair, and was about to go to Q to discuss with Ah Xiang about finding Empress Yu, when the Q message box popped up, and someone posted a picture of the attic where the workers were moving things up and down, And match words—
[Not an actor but a benefactor: Since eight o'clock in the morning, why are there so many things in my attic? It's all your fault.]
[Not an actor but a benefactor: It's so noisy.]
[Not an actor but a benefactor: There are still injuries at home, so I can't rest in peace.]
First salute black question mark face.
At this time, Lao Miao, who was standing behind her with a coffee cup, saw the picture posted by Hiukawa, and because Chuli changed the name of the note, he didn't know that this person was Hiukawa, so he just asked casually: "Is your boyfriend?" ?... The profile picture is exactly the same as Hiukawa's."
Chu Li tightened her hand holding the milk, and replied with [Anxi is not used in this way] and quickly forked out the dialog box. She raised her hand and scratched her head, vaguely and concisely: "I am preparing to move, the avatar... is the same No matter who makes Hiukawa-sensei like to use this kind of rotten avatar."
Lao Miao didn't doubt it, so he sat back in his seat. Only then did Chu Li open the avatar of a plague god in his Q -
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Why don't you sleep early in the morning!]
[Not an actor but a benefactor: Clean up the doghouse for you.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... Thank you, teacher.]
[It's not an actor but a benefactor: Last night, the code was written until four o'clock in the morning, and the movers knocked on the door at eight o'clock in the morning... You think that the torture I have suffered can be offset by a "thank you", who do you look down on?]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Thank you teacher, I knelt down and kowtowed to you, bang bang bang.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: By the way, last night the teacher promised to invite Niang Niangniang to try it out, and I will implement it now!]
[It's not an actor but a benefactor: ... ... Why did you push your nose and face like this? Go ahead, although her personality is still so bad over the years, but the pictures that don't hinder her are still getting more and more valuable-you are so urgent, she really may not agree.]
[Not an actor but a benefactor: If she doesn't agree, then you can't blame me.]
[Not an actor but a benefactor: I have a very strong hunch that she won't agree.]
Chu Li was too lazy to listen to him here, so he dropped a sentence of "wait for my good news" and turned to Weibo. On the Weibo of Empress Souyu, I saw that she had just posted a PO picture of breakfast about five minutes ago. Chu Li Suddenly I felt very dreamy: what happened this morning, these full-time painters and authors who only have night but no day actually woke up early.
Chu Li directly used the official blog of "Moonlight" magazine to contact Yu Niangniang and leave her a message—
["Moonlight" magazine: Hello, teacher, this is from the editorial department of "Moonlight" magazine of Yuanyue Club. We have an upcoming book and would like to make an appointment with you for a wave of business manuscript cover pictures. There are probably two volumes in total. , the specific delivery time is very tight in mid-August, and expedited fees can be properly considered... Do you have a schedule?]
After typing, Chu Li double-checked, no problem, click send—
When she clicked "Send", her mood was quite calm. She thought that after many years, she would have some fluctuations in her mood when she faced the painter she loved again, but at this moment she found that she didn't seem to have it—probably with Jiang Yucheng and Zhou Zhou. Compared with the impact of Chuan's recognition at this time...
Much more stimulating.
Chu Li sat in front of the computer for a while, thinking about what else to buy after moving, about ten minutes passed before she knew it. For her private message, she was thinking about whether she should find someone to set up a direct line or something. At this time, a private message notification sound suddenly sounded on Weibo—
Chu Li shivered and came back to his senses.
Three minutes later.
In a high-end residential area in the center of City G, the man who was standing with his hips on his hips at home, biting the bullet and facing the dissatisfied eyes of the caged big dog, directed the staff of the moving company to remove a dilapidated bookcase and reminded him not to bump into the stairs suddenly. Feeling the phone vibrating, he took out the phone and looked at it, and found that it was a screenshot sent by a banana man—
[The sailors invited by the monkey: "Screenshot"]
The content of the screenshot is a Weibo private message chat—
[The day when the cocoon was broken: Yuanyue society? The two pictures in mid-August are a bit rushed. What date is it in July?]
[The day of breaking the cocoon: is it convenient to disclose which work is published by your company? If you are not very interested, you should not accept it.]
["Moonlight" Magazine: It is the new work "Luohe Divine Book" by Mr. Hikawa.]
[The day the cocoon was broken: Hirokawa?]
[The day of breaking the cocoon: That's fine, add me on Q or WeChat to discuss in detail.]
The entire conversation process, from the reply from the cocoon empress to the acceptance, took less than two minutes.
Hiukawa: "..."
[The sailor invited by the monkey: The teacher's name is really easy to use!]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Sure enough, everyone is fascinated, I accept it.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Madam Cocoon is your little fan hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
The man twitched the corners of his lips, looked up at the mover who was carrying a broken TV down, paused, resisted the urge to let them put the things back, lowered his head, and quickly typed Four words—
[Hikawa: Shut up.]
…
Saturday noon.
Chuli left the rented room, and came to the door of Zhou Chuan's house with big bags and small bags on his back—standing in front of the familiar door, with his finger hanging on the doorbell, Chuli hesitated a little, and then realized that she was belatedly. This is really about living under the same roof as an adult male creature...
'Thinking of this, her face began to heat up rapidly, and her mind was full of colorful bullets exploding—
[Hold the grass, you have no first love, no mother and child, why are you single, why do you just disagree with a man? Do you know what it means to be reserved and what it means to be shy?]
[Shyness has a use, is it preventing you from sleeping in the bridge hole? Poor people have no right to be shy]
[It’s true to say so, but cooking, feeding the dog, walking the dog to maintain hygiene, you are not a babysitter if you are riding a horse]
[What’s wrong with being a nanny? 60,000 yuan per square meter, 70 square meters, 4.2 million yuan to live in for free. Where can you find such an expensive nanny
[The doorbell is here, press it, and the 4.2 million is yours]
[Press it down, and you will be seamlessly bonded for 24 hours to face actors who can't stop acting every day, and 4.2 million is not enough to buy you a beautiful graveyard to bury your dog's life in today's skyrocketing prices]
First ceremony: "..."
Chu Li: "Stop arguing!"
Withdrew his hand dangling from the doorbell abruptly, Chu Li took a deep breath, turned around abruptly and was about to go out for a walk and think calmly and calmly, but as soon as he turned around, he looked into a pair of calm brown pupils - tall and dressed in The man in simple black shorts, short sleeves, flip-flops, and chicken nest was holding a large bag of fresh beef and carrots, standing behind her with a cold face, and at this moment was looking at her with an expression of "please start your show"—
First ceremony: "..."
Chu Li took a big step back suddenly: "Old, teacher?!"
Hiukawa saw that she looked like she was facing a formidable enemy, exactly the same as when they first met... With a mean and mocking expression on his face, he raised his hand to show the beef and carrots in his hand: "Buy dog food for Ergou, you Come in and put things in and make it for it first, the meat needs to be chopped and the carrots need to be boiled... The furniture will be delivered in the afternoon, you go in and sit down first, I have something to show you."
Chu Li nodded in bewilderment, and when she realized it, he was already standing at the entrance of the house with Hiukawa.
Er Gouzi jumped off the sofa and put his paws on her shoulders. Sniff West Sniff, rubbed the tip of his wet nose against her chin to say hello, then sniffed the dog's nose and slipped to the things she was carrying Going up—Chu Li looked down at the beef and carrots she was carrying in her hand, then raised her head to look at Rikawa across the room who was putting down her various pots, pans, large and small bags...
Chu Li blinked—
what.
When did it happen
…Swapping things in your hands or something, this person can do magic
Isn't it that he can't even hold me without the strength of his hands, and now he is like a little superman, what's the matter with big bags and small bags? After soaking in a hot spring, the gene lock alpha unlocked and the species was upgraded
Chu Li was standing in the entrance with a confused look on his face. At this time, Zhou Chuan put away his things and turned around, seeing her still standing there stupidly: "Are you going to stand there for the rest of your life? Am I inviting a tenant or is it a decoration in the entrance?"
Chu Li: "... Tenant, I am a tenant."
"I don't have any unartistic decorations like yours. Putting them on will destroy Fengshui." Hiukawa waved his hand, pointing to the sofa, "Come in, the slippers are in the overhead cabinet on your right, new ones, you open them..."
Chu Li tiptoed to open the shoe cabinet above his head, and silently took out a pair of small white fluffy slippers. A monkey holding a banana was painted on the slippers. Chu Li: "..."
Hiukawa: "Thanks to the almighty treasure for expressly expediting SF Express for you."
Chu Li: "I can't say thank you."
Hiukawa: "White-eyed wolf."
Hiukawa: "Come and sit down."
Baiyanlang silently put on his slippers, went to the sofa and squeezed into the same sofa with Er Gouzi—Ri Chuan looked at the little girl sitting obediently with her hands on her knees, and then at her side lying on all fours My dog suddenly had the illusion that he had two pets...
He thought for a while, then took out a piece of printing paper from his trousers pocket and handed it to Chu Li. The whole person took a breath when a line of titles appeared—
[Thirty Tenant Regulations].
When Chu Li saw the first article "It is forbidden to bring any bipedal male creature home", he felt the shaking of the Three Views, silently pressed the A4 paper to his chest, and looked up at Hiukawa : "Does a rooster count as a bipedal male creature?"
The man looked back at her blankly: "Look at the third article."
First look at the third rule: It is forbidden to argue with the landlord if you have nothing to do.
First ceremony: "..."
Chu Li adjusted his mentality, starting from the first item one by one again, [Thirty Tenant Regulations]—
1. It is forbidden to take any bipedal male creature home;
Second, it is forbidden to run around the house barefoot;
Third, it is forbidden to argue with the landlord if there is nothing to do;
Fourth, respect the landlord;
Five, love the landlord,
Sixth, when people come to the landlord's house, they should hide it well, unmarried men and women are unmarried, pay attention to the influence;
Seventh, it is forbidden to shoddy and use takeaway food as self-made food to fool the landlord;
Eighth, it is forbidden to use the same roof as a convenience to do bad behavior to the landlord that exceeds the relationship between the "landlord and tenant"—
His heart started to beat wildly, his mind was full of "what is the bad behavior, what can I do to you, how do you know what I want to do to you", Chu Li rubbed his dog's eyes, his cheeks flushed slightly, and he mustered up his courage After reading the eighth article, I found that the eighth article actually looks like this—
[8. It is forbidden to use the convenience of being under the same roof to do bad behavior to the landlord that goes beyond the "landlord and tenant" relationship. For example, draft reminders, asking for any signed items (*including but not limited to signed photos) as gifts to relatives and friends, asking the landlord to use an artist or cover design that he doesn’t like, or forcing the landlord to sign the first letter again Printing is as low as a beggar publishing contract.]
Chu Li: "It seems that you have a big opinion on me."
Hiukawa was surprised: "You just know?"
Chu Li: "However, I have a burning heart for you. As soon as you called last night, I spent nearly 50 yuan to take a taxi to see you when I was faced with only 100 yuan for a month."
Hiukawa raised the corners of his lips: "Otherwise, why do you think you can sit here now?"
First ceremony: "..."
Hiukawa: "..."
Chu Li put down the paper, raised his hand and touched his face. When Hiukawa saw it, he still had the indifferent face of a straight man in a coffin: "Why are you blushing inexplicably? Why have you been blushing inexplicably lately?"
Chu Li put down his hand, and said with the same indifferent face: "No, your eyes are dazzled."
While talking, he picked up the A4 paper in his hand and continued to read, "resolutely safeguard the landlord's personal privacy and do not tamper with his computer"; "do not expose the landlord's photos on social media"; "use the landlord's nude photos Threatening the landlord to do anything the landlord will not do"—
Chu Li: "Why would I have your nude photos?"
Hiukawa: "How do I know you, that's why I want to write it in."
Chu Li: "I'm an innocent, pure, pure, and jade-like little girl!"
Hiukawa: "The female cockroaches at home even forgot to fly when they saw me."
Chu Li was stunned: "There are cockroaches in your house?"
She is not afraid of rats and snakes, but she is afraid of any insects, especially the ones with shells... Seeing Hiukawa change his posture, his expression remained unchanged: "There used to be, but later the male cockroaches felt that if they lived any longer, the top of their heads would hurt." There is a piece of grass, so the family moved."
"..."
Chu Li wasn't sure if she needed to laugh out loud and shake the thing in her hand at this time. At this time, she already regarded this thing as a "relaxed moment of moving", especially when she saw the last line "If the second dog When I become a human one day, I will notify the landlord as soon as possible," she raised her head in a daze, looked at the big sleeping dog beside her, and then turned her head to look at its owner next to it—
"The last one is for you to relax and relax, to show that the landlord himself is generally approachable." Hiukawa sat down on the single sofa, "I still have a sense of humor."
First ceremony: "..."
Hiukawa: "Isn't it funny?"
Chuli: "... which one?"
Are you still this [Thirty Tenant Regulations]
... Forget it, it's all pretty funny.
Chu Li nodded silently.
The man sitting on the single sofa showed a satisfied expression: "Okay, put away your things and keep them in your heart. I will randomly check at breakfast time every ten days before check-in-welcome to check in, now give me and Er Gouzi and Go cook yourself, I'm hungry."
First ceremony: "..."
Mom, you are right.
Regardless of whether the man in front of him knew Natsume Soseki or not, last night he was probably simply boasting that the moon was big, round and beautiful.