When Hiukawa returned to the living room, he saw Chuli's slippers next to the sofa, and kicked them into the bottom of the sofa without changing his expression—the existence of the slippers reminded him of something. "Give me the paper", the man quickly cleaned the battlefield...
The bag for the first gift is stuffed into the cabinet;
The first ceremony coat is stuffed under the sofa cushion;
Wipe off the water stains on the quilt that Chuli drank;
The mobile phone that Chu Li left on the sofa was also rummaged out from behind the cushions, and he went back to the room and opened the cabinet door, throwing the mobile phone to the person with the cat in the closet—
The moment Chu Li received the phone with both hands, his heart collapsed.
It's as if the most feared thing when the plane is delayed boarding is the announcement of the announcement at the boarding gate to pick up the meal. Usually, this kind of behavior symbolizes "there is still a wait, but I will give you something to eat, please shut up and don't force it"... Chu Li grabbed Hiukawa's sleeve: "What do you mean by giving me your phone... play with your phone when you're bored??? Teacher Jiang Yucheng won't be leaving tonight?!"
"Be optimistic," Hiukawa glanced at the phone in Chu Li's hand, "At least before your phone runs out of battery, he will go to the guest room to sleep."
"..."
Chuli lowered his head and looked at the 88% power remaining, feeling a sense of despair. In desperation, he rejoiced that it was not the OPPO R9S camera phone that could charge for five minutes and talk for two hours from Apple...
At this time, Hiukawa ruthlessly retracted his hand, grabbed the facial tissue in the room, turned mercilessly and walked to the toilet in the living room, opened the door and said to the person inside: "I recorded the sound of you crying and wanting to wipe your butt with your hands just now." Well, think about it yourself and don’t provoke me, otherwise I’ll post it on Weibo and let those little fans who treat you like a ‘male god’ to listen…”
Jiang Yucheng: "They won't be disillusioned by this! Go away, open the door and watch me wipe my ass..."
First Ritual: "………………"
Do not.
As one of "them", I was disillusioned.
Huddled in the closet, Chu Li took out his mobile phone and sent a Q to Jiang Yucheng—
[The sailors invited by the monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng, the pre-sale of the old hands of Dayuchuan is out, and the results are gratifying. You should also consider it here!]
After thinking about it, I accidentally added a sentence——
[The sailor invited by the monkey: What is the teacher doing?]
As soon as the sending was finished, there was a sound of flushing from the toilet not far away. Jiang Yucheng said happily: "Look, Cao Cao is here, my little fan girl sent a Q to ask if I saw your sales record, and asked me "" How is the contract consideration of "The Disappearing Amusement Park" going? Also, you asked me what I was doing—he opened red wine, celebrated, and he sold it—send, send over."
A line of words immediately popped up in the dialog box of Chuli's mobile phone—
[Jiang Yucheng: Sign, sign, sign tomorrow! Opening red wine with Hiukawa to celebrate his big sale!]
First ceremony: "..."
Hiukawa's disgusted voice floated over: "Who is drinking red wine with you in the toilet."
Jiang Yucheng's voice also followed: "Do you understand the burden of idols? In the hearts of young readers and fans, most of them are Harvard graduates who are 1.8 meters tall and proficient in poetry, poetry, and poetry. Fairy."
First ceremony: "..."
I admit that imagining my favorite author seems a bit mentally retarded, but it used to be like this—
but now.
Not any more.
I choose to face reality.
Hastily sent the sentence "Then drink slowly and enjoy yourself, don't forget to submit the manuscript" to Jiang Yucheng, Chu Li withdrew from the Q, leaning his head on Hiukawa's clothes, with Hiukawa's quilt under his buttocks, and adjusted his sitting posture Holding onto a plastic box, I picked it up in the dark and looked at it by the light of the phone screen, and found that it was a brand new box of men's underwear—
Unconsciously thinking about what these underwear would look like on Hiukawa's body, Chu Li blushed and put down the underwear, feeling that he was now called "Adventures in the Wardrobe", which was no less exciting than "The Chronicles of Narnia" "(*Classic fairy tale, telling the story of several children who accidentally traveled to another world through the wardrobe while playing hide-and-seek).
Rubbing his face, Chu Li saw a new message from Mr. Xia on WeChat—
[Congratulations to the online pre-sale of "Luohe Divine Book" exceeding 40,000!]
First ceremony: "..."
I clicked on the Taobao link and took a look. The total is almost breaking through 60,000 now, and breaking through 40,000 is at least ten minutes ago—that is to say, it took Teacher Xia ten minutes to type this line.
[Flying elephant: ... Teacher Xia, have you been looking for the title of the book for a long time?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... Ah Xiang, you are so cowardly.]
[Flying elephant: Hehehe.]
[Scallion flavor wave flavor fairy: Teacher Xia, according to preliminary statistics here, the sales figures of the two major cooperative e-commerce companies are basically 50-50. The posters were double-accepted, and the two e-commerce companies directly announced the content of the posters and sold them separately, which effectively increased sales!]
[Scallion Flavor and Wave Flavor Fairy: Xiaohe, how did you come up with such a clever idea?]
[Scallion Flavor and Wave Flavor Fairy: Another beautiful battle for the marketing department!]
At the beginning of the ceremony, I was looking at it happily, but when I saw the last sentence, the smile stopped suddenly, and the whole person almost forgot that I was still in the closet and said "um", thinking: What is another beautiful "marketing department"? World War I
This scallion-flavored wave-flavored fairy is called Liang Surfing, and he is the boss of the marketing department.
[Yamato: Yes, yes, when we discussed this marketing strategy with "Luohe Shenshu", we immediately went to two online merchants to communicate.]
[Yamato: In the end, they were still unwilling, saying that they were afraid that publishing the content of the poster would reduce the possibility of readers buying more posters in order to get them together...]
[Yamato: It took a long time for our marketing colleagues to convince them by making tables and statistics.]
[Scallion Flavor and Flavor Immortal: Hahahaha yes, this time "Luohe Divine Book" broke the traditional pattern and sold well. Everyone in the marketing department has worked hard, and the credit is really indispensible!]
Dahe is called Hejun, the main contact between Chuli and the marketing department. When Chuli proposed the online pre-sale, he was the first to answer "It's so troublesome, it can't be sold";
After finally agreeing to the online pre-sale, he also said that "separating the delivery of different versions of posters from two e-commerce companies may make the printing factory feel difficult and unwilling" is also he—
At that time, Chu Li wished he could ride on his neck and told him to let go and agree to communicate. How could it be so important now
First ceremony: "..."
Chu Li picked up the phone, squinted his eyes slightly, thinking that he was locked in the closet and hallucinated.
Pulling the phone closer and then farther away, until he forcibly read the words of the two great gods four or five times, and made sure that he was not dazzled, Chu Li took the phone back, and held the phone in front of him with question marks all over his face, and exchanged it for "Moonlight" 》Editorial group—
[The sailors invited by the monkey: What's the matter with the marketing department?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Just take the credit?]
[Yuyao: In that group, there is Mr. He (*boss) of the company.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Holding the grass, so the editor deserves to be soy sauced? As for Mr. Xia, Mr. Xia knows best what I have done from beginning to end. I have discussed and implemented many plans with his approval first!]
[Sailors invited by monkeys: During the publicity period, the author resources that Mr. Xia asked to help spread so high a retweet volume of nearly 100,000!]
While Chu Li was talking, he saw Teacher Xia saying in the crowd—
[Lao Xia: The main credit goes to the editor of "Moonlight" magazine, everyone has worked hard.]
At this time, the content of the chat is already focused on the next sales trend, and whether the physical booksellers will increase the number of orders after seeing such a hot online pre-sale... The chat records in the large group are swiping very quickly, what Teacher Xia said Soon, they were overwhelmed intentionally or unintentionally by the group from the marketing department.
He wanted to beat his chest out of courtesy.
Only then did Yu Yao say—
[Yuyao: Look, Teacher Xia is still facing us, but typing is too slow (…)]
In the small group of "Moonlight" magazine, except for the old Miao who continued to pretend to be dead from the first second of the pre-sale, everyone came out one after another and lined up to play "...", expressing that it is difficult to look directly at the marketing department and the editorial department. move.
And these editors headed by Mr. Xia actually lost.
—Loss to Miss Xia typing too slowly.
[Shuijun invited by the monkey: I will teach Teacher Xia to use the voice function in the regular meeting on Monday.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: No one can stop me.]
[Yuyao: ... let's go, Wukong.]
…
That night, after Jiang Yucheng's wave of airborne borrowing the toilet, he did not leave again as Hiukawa said... Chu Li hid in the closet, not daring to move around, and was snatched away by the marketing department at a disagreement When Gong Gong was so angry that he wanted to roll and beat the wall but couldn't, the two ordered barbecue takeaway outside, and they really drank wine while talking and laughing over the barbecue.
When the smell of barbecued meat wafted into the room and into the closet, Chu Li felt so sad and indignant.
He grabbed the clothes hanging in the closet by Hiukawa, covered his nose, wiped his saliva, and sent a text message to Hiukawa—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: There is still someone in your closet who can't stretch his legs here. Is it appropriate for you to sing wine outside?]
[Hikawa: Don't be exaggerated, your legs are not that long.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: ... ]
When Chu Li’s mobile phone battery was finally around 20% left, they finished their BBQ party outside, and the two of them seemed to have drunk a lot. Declare that true love is life and refuse to drink and drive, he will not go back tonight.
Hikawa's house still has a guest room, so naturally he will not be forced to drive him away.
The problem came in the next second, Jiang Yucheng stood up with a three-pointed drunk smile and said: "But I didn't bring a change of clothes, you still have clean and useless underwear at home, give me one, and I'll return it to you tomorrow... Hee Hee hee, if the first printing costs 350,000 yuan, I will be rewarded with a pair of underwear, right?"
"It's worth the reward, but my first seal is at most 340,000."
"Why?"
"With 350,000 yuan, no one will cook for me."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are drunk!"
"..."
Hiukawa looked at the ground of wine bottles, red, white and yellow, turned over on the sofa, and glanced at the back of Jiang Yucheng who staggered up and walked to his room. He didn't think anything was wrong, he just threw it away. Picking up the wine bottle in his hand, he thought brokenly: "Put the underwear on as soon as it is worn, and return some wool... The new underwear is in the closet, go yourself—"
Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly stood up.
The half-closed eyes also opened wide suddenly.
A carp rolled and sat up from the sofa, always feeling as if he had forgotten something, at the same time he heard the phone beeping in succession, picked it up and looked—
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I'm still in the closet! ! ! ! ! !]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: I'm still here! ! ! ! ! !]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Do you have bubbles in your head! ! ! !]
Hirokawa threw away his cell phone, and flew towards the room like a tornado, and when he arrived at the door, the man standing in front of his closet had already opened the door, and Hikawa closed his eyes hard to look directly—
The next second, nothing happened.
He opened his eyes and watched Jiang Yucheng bent down and fumbled out a new box of underwear from the closet, straightened up... looked back over Jiang Yucheng's shoulder in doubt, only to find the neatly folded underwear on the bed. The quilt has been shaken off, and an unobvious human figure is shivering underneath...
Hiukawa: "..."
Letting out a long breath, the high-hanging heart fell to the ground, stretched out his arms and walked away. At this moment, Jiang Yucheng, who was waving his underwear and shouting "350,000 underwear for the first printing award, long live my Sichuan", before leaving , gave Chu Li a look...
Chu Li suddenly retracted into the quilt.
After a while, the mobile phone with 10% battery left received a text message from the man—
[Actor Teacher: Just wait and don't move.]
Chu Li clung to Zhou Chuan's bed, listening to loud bangs and bangs outside, and the conversation between Jiang Yucheng and Zhou Chuan from time to time.
Then Chu Li's cell phone died.
With his back to the door, holding the dark mobile phone, he only dared to lift a corner of the quilt to breathe carefully, and waited for the outside to quiet down with his ears pricked up—
Waiting and waiting, Chu Li himself was a little sleepy, he yawned a little, thinking in his heart that I would close my eyes to rest for a while, and close my eyes in a daze...
I don't know how long it has passed.
Closing her eyes and resting her mind turned into a real sleep, and she didn't even hear the door being opened behind her... It wasn't until the soft mattress behind her sank, and Chu Li rolled backwards, that she fell into a daze. When she woke up, she was startled, and was about to lift the quilt to take a look, when, behind her, a fiery chest was pressed against her.
A thin white nightgown was attached to her back.
With his strong arms around her waist, the man's alcohol-smelling hot breath sprayed on her neck, causing goosebumps...
In the darkness, Chu Li, who was hugged by the man even with the quilt and others, slowly widened his eyes: What happened, who was the person behind it, why did he rub my neck with the tip of his nose, he rubbed me neck! ! ! ! ! !
"Hi, Mr. Hikawa?"
"...Don't move." The man's big hand slipped from her waist and patted her buttocks. He didn't seem to feel the instant stiffness of the thing in his arms. He closed his eyes contentedly and rubbed against the person in his arms again, "Cold, hug her." Sleep, Ergou, you smell a little fragrant today, did you secretly take a bath?"
"..."
Chu Li barely raised his head.
At this moment, Ergou himself is squatting at the door, with an innocent face: How could I take the initiative to take a bath and still smell good