Jiang Yucheng's smile came from the fact that when he heard Chu Li mention Mr. L and say that he was her boyfriend, she realized that she didn't know who Mr. L was, and she didn't have a boyfriend at all. .
But what Jiang Yucheng didn't know was that his smile had a completely different meaning in Chu Li's eyes... So in an instant he watched with some doubts as the smile on Chu Li's face changed from a momentary bewilderment to a Panicked, the soles of her feet touched the ground, rubbing uneasily, and then asked a question with sincerity and panic that made him a little unresponsive—
"Teacher, are you... Mr. L?"
The tone is so careful that if she asks a question a little louder, the world will explode in the next second.
Jiang Yucheng felt that Chuli's question was too strange, why did he have such an association? Do you think so because of the word "disappeared"? That look of panic and disintegration...
So cute.
The smile on the corner of his lips widened. At this time, Jiang Yucheng could be said to be smiling from the bottom of his heart. He looked at Chu Li and said softly, "I know your Mr. L, but of course I'm not him. , why do you think I am Mr. L?"
A word "What" moved Chu Li from in front of him to the other end of the corridor—
Jiang Yucheng was a little astonished to see the little girl jumping up like a rabbit, and fled in a panic.
Jiang Yucheng wanted to catch up, but when he thought of the panic on Chuli's face just now, he didn't do it but dispelled his idea. For the first time, he had the ability to scare anyone to death just by talking—
After living for thirty-two years, it is really the first time for someone as gentle as Jiang Yucheng, who is worthy of the word "warm and moist as jade" a hundred times more than Zhouchuan.
Lowering his head, he sent a text message to Chu Li, "Don't think too much, then I'll go back first, and have a good lunch." Jiang Yucheng turned and left... Unknown to him, behind the gate of the editorial office, there was a man who looked like Clutching at the door like a sloth silently watched him go—
Then took out the phone.
Ten seconds later.
Twelve thirty-three noon.
I was so bored at home doing some weird "Is your sense of balance suitable for being a pilot" test, the man who turned around and turned to the thirteenth circle and finally fainted himself heard the vibration of his mobile phone on the coffee table, and the world was spinning He fell back on the sofa, picked up his phone...
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng is here.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: Lunch is seafood porridge, which is better than my mother's.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: But I only ate a few mouthfuls implicitly, do you know why, because Mr. L.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: I told Teacher Jiang Yucheng that Mr. L is my boyfriend, yes, I really said it—under the pressure of being ridiculed as an online dating trendy boy who traveled through time in the last century Said the same.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: But it’s useless, Mr. L who disappeared, the Jiang Yucheng series who disappeared, did you guess what?]
[Saijun invited by Monkey: Now, I think Mr. L is Teacher Jiang Yucheng.]
"..."
A string of ".", not even a single "!".
It perfectly conveys what it means: about to explode and pervert in silence.
Realizing that the direction of the incident was a little weird, Hirukawa sat up on the sofa, and was about to type Chu Li, "Did that brazen villain just go along with the flow and say that he is Mr. L because you said Mr. L is your boyfriend?" He saw The words Chuli are still popping out—
[Shuijun invited by the monkey: Although Mr. Jiang Yucheng said that he is not Mr. L, I think he is lying—otherwise, why would he have a sweet smile on his face? Wouldn't it be okay to speak well and deny well?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng is Mr. L.]
Hiukawa looked at the ceiling with his mobile phone, was silent for three seconds, and immediately understood the reason for Jiang Yucheng's "honey smile" under the circumstances at that time...
Putting down the phone, the man really felt dizzy this time.
…
eight pm.
After returning home from Chuli, Hiukawa pretended to pass by the living room from his room for the third time. As the saying goes, there are only three things. With his chin on his knees, his posture is the same as when he came out of the room half an hour ago...
Hiukawa finally couldn't take it anymore: "I can't expect you to cook for me anymore, I'm afraid you can't even tell the difference between white sugar and salt... let's take it out, what do you want to eat?"
He took out his cell phone.
Silence answered him.
He walked up to her, squatted down, and kept parallel to her who was curled up on the sofa: "Are you going to sit like this all night?"
Chu Li raised his head, took a serious look at him with his unfocused eyes, then raised his hand, grabbed the man's collar and pulled him in front of him when he was caught off guard!
He raised his hand, hugged his neck, and patted his back in a crazy manner—
"When I was typing this with you again in the afternoon, my hands were shaking so much that I couldn't hold my phone. Yes, I should have thought of it a long time ago. Think about it, in this world, who else can do it better than Teacher Jiang Yucheng?" Who knows about Hiukawa? I should have thought about it long ago, I really should have thought about it long ago, so if there must be someone who can easily imitate your writing style, it can only be Jiang Yucheng... Such a simple matter, I should have thought about it a long time ago. Why didn't you think of it?"
The voice of the first ritual sounded close at hand, and the hot air blowing out was right next to my ears... In the mode of Mrs. Xianglin's broken thoughts, Hiukawa could feel the guy with his chin on his shoulder trembling slightly because of some emotion So, he may need to comfort her, or do some other domineering behavior that is more in line with the male protagonist of Korean dramas, but—
"What did you say, you say it again? 'Easy to imitate, you can imitate Hiukawa's writing style' Who are you burying? Who can? Jiang Yucheng? Say it again."
Hikawa raised his eyebrows.
The next second was pushed away—
He caught off guard and looked at Chu Li's pair of pitch-black eyes. The pitch-black eyes were really bottomless. Chu Li looked at him and said, "Teacher, did you already know that Mr. L is Jiang Yucheng?" — so every time I mention Mr. L, you look at me with a mocking face, because you all know who Mr. L is... oh my god!"
Chu Li resignedly covered his face.
"I still advertised Mr. L as my boyfriend without greedy eyes! I even complained to Mr. L every day about the authors and painters in this circle because I thought he was an outsider! I said how did Mr. L know Xindun How many first prints did the publishing house give Jiang Yucheng in order to grab "The Lost Amusement Park", and of course he knows the nonsense he is himself! I also said a lot of bad things about you to Mr. L—"
It was incoherent by the end.
Hiukawa twitched the corners of his lips, thinking to himself: Regarding the fact that you and Mr. L said that Hiukawa is an Oscar winner, Hiukawa himself knew and accepted it with pleasure.
... As long as you don't use "actor" one by one in the future, I will feel much happier if you use "actor".
"Teacher Hiukawa, when I worked so hard to sell books for you, my old face went all out to write those embarrassing recommendations just to sell you even if it was just one more book; to keep the pre-sale for you; even When you were crying for your pre-sale sale, you and Mr. Jiang Yucheng kept this shocking secret tightly covered—won’t your conscience hurt?!!!!”
After waiting for a day, the multiple exclamation marks finally appeared.
If the accusation on the face of the person in front of him at this moment was not too sincere, Hiukawa should have breathed a sigh of relief.
So at this moment, looking at Chu Li's angry and embarrassing face, he held back and held back, "Don't be stupid, I'm your online dating partner Mr. L" and didn't say it out of his mouth...
Three seconds later, he faltered.
With a blank face, he blurted out almost uncontrollably: "Jiang Yucheng is really not Mr. L, and I don't know anything about it."
…
At least in the past, Hiukawa never thought that "Mr. L is me" would cause any trouble to Chu Li. After all, he was just a netizen, and it didn't matter when he disappeared... So he took it for granted that, Who Mr. L is is of course not so important.
... ... ... Now he felt as if he had made a huge misunderstanding.
... ... ... It seems that this matter should actually be brought up and taken care of
Before the delivery of the food, Hiukawa fled back to his room in a "run away" posture, went back to the computer and sat down firmly, picked up his mobile phone and entered WeChat to open a dialog box named "Jiang Yucheng"—
[Hikawa: ... ... What did you tell that banana man that she so firmly thought you were Mr. L! Are you sick! In what year did the civet cat replace the prince with an impostor!]
[Jiang Yucheng: ... you are sick, I said I am not.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Said it in an unprecedentedly sincere tone.]
[Jiang Yucheng: If you want to rank the "lowest" list of various things in this world, there is no doubt that "Impersonator Zhou Chuan" is on the list.]
[Jiang Yucheng: I'm sick and I'm pretending to be you—after chasing a little girl and thinking about pretending to be you, wouldn't it mean that I'll never be able to catch up with you in this lifetime.]
[Hikawa: ... ... ... ... ... Who are you scolding!]
[Jiang Yucheng: You.]
[Jiang Yucheng: To be honest, I'm really puzzled. I thought I was at least A-level in Chu Li's mind. Why did you just put me in the FN-level character set and say no...]
[Hikawa: Shut up!]
[Hikawa: It's all your fault! Now she thinks that Mr. L is you, and the two of us joined forces to coax her to play—fuck, if there is a thunder on the ground, I will become your accomplice if I lie down at home and sleep well! How innocent! ! !]
[Jiang Yucheng: . . . . You are not my accomplice.]
[Jiang Yucheng: You are the main criminal, thank you.]
[Jiang Yucheng: Isn't Mr. L just your old man, why are you throwing the blame here with confidence, my friend?]
[Jiang Yucheng: I'm the one who lay innocently with the gun, or I'll tell her now that Mr. L is your family's Mr. Zhou Chuan, who is eating and waiting to die. I only found out recently—do you think you are so proactive Can confession give me points?]
Hiukawa: "……………………"
[Hikawa: What a fart! ! ! ! ! ! ! !]
[Hikawa: How dare you go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !]
[Hikawa: Post your nude photos on Weibo and then spend a lot of money to buy hot spots for three days and three nights to make you popular. Let's see if the banana man wants a man who has been admired naked by thousands of fans! ! ! ! !]