[Sailors invited by monkeys: Dear Mr. L, when you see this line, please open Du Niang's picture and search for "pleading guilty", have you seen the bloody Lian Po, now please automatically fill in Lian Po's brain It's me, and we continue—]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: I like Hiukawa.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... It seems a bit embarrassing to say so, so let me say it a little less embarrassingly: Everyone says that life is a play, and I live up to expectations in this play. He fell in love with an actor, without hesitation, without any cure.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: This matter is a bit difficult to talk about, but I think I still need to tell you—although our online dating relationship seems to have ended on the second day of the beginning, but I don’t know why, I still have a An illusion that seems to be cheating.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Will you be angry?]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: ... Don't be angry, after all, in the past four years, I really don't seem to be able to fall in love with you, purely to appreciate your talent - we have always been very good friends , I hope it will be the same in the future, Hiukawa cannot replace your place in my heart.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: My name is Chuli, I am 23 years old, and now I am an editor in the editorial department of the "Moonlight" magazine of Yuanyue Society. I hereby swear by my career: As long as Mr. Wen, I will definitely go to the first echelon at the front of the team that likes and refines.]
[The sailors invited by the monkey: above.]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: PS: I didn’t drink, and my head wasn’t caught by the door. I just like Hiukawa for a long time, and he probably likes me too. If he wasn’t teasing me just now—although I I don't think we're officially together yet.]
Chu Li nervously hugged the phone, waiting for Mr. L to reply—
Little did he know that Mr. L was in the room under her feet at this time, jumping from the floor to the bed, then from the bed to the floor, and finally hugging the pillow in his arms, the whole person fell onto the bed and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times...
Then he threw the pillow and sat down on the edge of the bed with his long legs, typing.
A few seconds later, Chu Li's phone vibrated—
[Mr. L who disappeared: Oh, it’s okay.]
[Disappeared Mr. L: Go ahead and like Hiukawa, after all he is handsome (heard) and rich (fact).]
Chu Li stared at the phone for a long time.
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Are you Teacher Jiang Yucheng?]
[The disappearing Mr. L: Do you think I look like me?]
…Before today, I still felt like it, but at this moment, Mr. Jiang Yucheng would never say something like "Go to like Hiukawa, he is handsome and rich" (*No matter what the occasion ), now she really doesn't doubt that Mr. L is Jiang Yucheng.
[The sailor invited by the monkey: ... Have a chance to meet?]
[The disappearing Mr. L: Why did you suddenly have this idea.]
[Saijun invited by the monkey: We have known each other for so many years, let's meet up, so that I don't get tired of guessing who you are every day...]
[The disappearing Mr. L: Just after announcing that he likes Hiukawa, you ask an online dating partner to meet? I'm not afraid that Hiukawa is jealous, what if he won't let you come to see me?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: If he is jealous and won’t let me come to see you, I will set off a firework to celebrate that he is jealous of me, and then stay at home honestly, not to see you, after all, the past three years I haven't seen you in 2010, and I won't die if I don't see you. I'm not that curious.]
[Mr. L who disappeared:...]
[Mr. L who disappeared: Why is he talking like a dog when he is alone?]
[The sailor invited by the monkey: Hehehehehehehe.]
After some semi-serious ridicule, Chu Li didn't talk to Mr. L for the time being.
At this moment, she suddenly saw that Ah Xiang had sent her a screenshot of Weibo with the words "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
When I saw Zhou Chuan's Weibo, Chu Li was standing in the attic directly above the men's room, carrying a padded jacket and hanging it in the closet... At that time, he was brushing Weibo with a mobile phone in one hand and holding a hanger in the other. She read most of the first half of the Weibo content with a blank mind, and when she read "I'm so happy that there is such a coincidence in the world, I like you too", she threw the phone and the hanger out together.
Jiang Yucheng immediately took a screenshot, sent it to Chu Li and sent a series of "...", and was extremely speechless and only had time to leave a sentence: Everything must be said first come first served.
Chu Li didn't have time to pay attention to him, and of course he didn't have time to discuss with him whether this kind of thing can be solved by "first come, first served". He stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket and opened the attic door. He called out the name of the man downstairs in a tense voice, and then found that it was not called. Fortunately, with this call, the door downstairs was closed with a "bang"——
Chu Li was taken aback.
Crouching on the stairs and looking down, Er Gouzi, who was squatting at the door of Riu Chuan's room and locked out of the door, was just as dazed as himself.
Bouncing up and down to the front of Riu Chuan's door, he knocked on the door with 120,000 courageous bones. Chu Li tentatively called "Ri Chuan", and the room was so quiet... the people inside don't answer, just Even the sense of existence has completely disappeared.
"...Hiukawa," Chu Li called again, her heart was beating out of her throat at this moment, as if a bird had been stuffed into her chest, she let her face slightly close to the day The door of Chuan's room, "If you come back to the car, I can understand that you said something wrong, you fainted from hunger, you were joking, you talked dirty, or you pissed me off every day, I can stop worrying about those words—"
"..."
"Then you just need to tell me now, what do you mean by Weibo? Is it what I think it means?" Chu Li strengthened his hands, knocked on the door, took a deep breath, blushed, Exhausted the courage to stand up and save the whole universe, "Teacher, you like me too, right?"
The people in the room remained unresponsive.
Chu Li's forehead leaned against the door of the man's room...
She didn't know, the door, the man didn't go far, but just sat on the floor with his back to the door, cross-legged and expressionless—her words came to his ears clearly, and the vibration of the door when he knocked on it also shook him When she asked "What do you mean by Weibo?", on the other side of the door, the finger of the man holding the phone seemed to bounce unconsciously...
He lowered his head... Looking at the phone in his eyes.
A minute later, the phone in Chuli's pocket vibrated, ignoring Weibo, Q, and WeChat. When the whole world was discussing "Teacher Richuan's iron tree blooming" and "Who is so unlucky holding the grass", she received a new message —
[Hikawa: Go away.]
First ceremony: "..."
Where are you going
Chu Li looked bewildered, how can someone say "I like you too" on the front foot, and then tell people to "go away" on the back foot—shouldn't they weep with joy and hug each other after confessing to each other
Next, the beautiful films are sent directly to the bridal chamber;
No matter how reserved the domestic film is, it should be kissed passionately;
Even if it's a mentally handicapped movie, I still come out and give her a high five to celebrate getting out of the singles...
But the man told her to go away—
Domestic horror films can't keep up with this kind of imagination.
Chu Li: "I won't go, you come out."
[Hi Chuan: If you don't leave, I won't be able to come out in my life.]
First ceremony: "..."
In the first second of the first ceremony, the heart of the girl who was about to fly to the moon palace returned to the earth at once. She suddenly realized the cruel fact that the person she liked never seemed to follow the routine, so the temperature on her face dropped rapidly. Chu Li lifted his face from the door of Hiukawa expressionlessly: "I won't leave, come to pick me up today, didn't you eat breakfast and lunch? If you have the ability, just starve yourself inside." .”
[Hikawa:...]
[Hikawa: How could I fall in love with a despicable person like you?]
[Hiu Chuan: You are reluctant to starve me to death, after all I am already blind.]
"..." Chu Li kicked the door of Zhou Chuan with his foot, as if he had kicked him in the face, "Then you should talk to me anyway, not Q typing, Zhou Chuan, you talk."
[Hikawa: I don't.]
[Hikawa: Are you not wearing slippers again, it's cold on the ground, go put on slippers.]
"If you don't come out, I won't wear slippers in my life."
[Ri Chuan: I will go out and chop off your feet.]
First ceremony: "..."
Although the words were very arrogant, the door was still tightly closed... Chu Li stood at the man's door with his mobile phone in his hands, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. I have never seen a guy who is as tall as 1.9 meters tall and is full of jokes so shy... The more articulate words revealed his nervousness, Chu Li was based on the mentality of "you are a small public judge", and realized that she had completely lost in terms of "shyness", so he took two steps back and cleared his voice: " Then I'll put on my slippers."
Turn around, take two steps outside—
The door behind him opened with a "click" and opened a small crack.
The moment Chu Li turned his head, the person behind the door disappeared with a "swish", and the door was closed again with a "bang".
First ceremony: "..."
Er Gouzi squatting at the door said "Have you guys had enough trouble?" Chu Li looked at that dog face for a while, and said seriously, "He started it first."
…
The next day, Hiukawa did what he said and went out of the room again—the heavenly king and I, Chuli never thought that her first love would be like this. Some people coaxed out of their rooms to meet her.
… … … … What are you doing, everyone is an adult now.
The ignorance and anger in her heart have made Chu Li almost forget about "shyness". She curled up on the sofa in the living room all afternoon, stepped on the soft and warm belly of the big dog sleeping on the other side of the sofa, and brushed slightly. Bo... I watched a lot of tutorials on "how to get a scared kitten out of the bed" and a lot of videos on "how to tame a dog's rebellious behavior", but I couldn't find a way to teach people how to normalize IQ and not prefer dogs. The correct way to coax a man with sweets and hunger resistance points out of his room—
Chu Li was very helpless.
Watching "Ri Chuan, a love letter" climb from more than 40 hot searches all the way to the fifth place, I can't help but think: "The Inn of the Underworld" seems to be still on sale, Ma De, I sacrificed my life Happiness completes entertainment and gossip, but it is cheaper for New Shield
Maybe the New Shield is opening champagne right now
With broken thoughts in my heart, I casually swiped through Weibo, but accidentally swiped to a new Weibo of a certain marketing account: [Tell me about your recent troubles, and see if anyone else will reply you and give you an answer: )]
Trouble
To tell you the truth, I'm not bragging, there's a truckload of such crap as "annoying things".
Chu Li sat up from the sofa, and replied casually: [He confessed to me, probably because of mutual affection... But then he hid in the room and refused to come out to see me, was it shy or something? ? How to coax him out of the room?]
After the first ceremony, he didn't expect others to take care of him, so he turned around and went to finish the meal.
Randomly made egg fried rice, served a little bit by myself, and left most of the rest in the pot for fear that someone would starve to death. Chu Li walked out of the kitchen with the plate in hand, and opened Weibo on his mobile phone. Within minutes, more than a hundred people had replied to her—
[I'm afraid I'm not shy.]
[Do you regret it?]
[I regret it.]
[Either you die or you regret it. If you pry open the door, the building might already be empty. Jumped out of the window and escaped from the earth.]
[How can a boy be so shy? When I confessed my love, I wished I could pick her up and run away—what the hell is he hiding?]
[... I feel sorry for my sister, I think he should regret it.]
[It's too late to read carefully, break up!]
…
First ceremony: "..."
Putting down the dinner that she hadn't had time to move, Chu Li rubbed her stomach, which was still growling with hunger, but her stomach twisted uncomfortably... She really felt the internal organs sinking into the ice water in an instant Suffering from the freezing cold, now, she suddenly lost any appetite—
... shy, or regret
This kind of suspicion is enough for the male and female protagonists to toss four or five episodes in an ordinary TV series, but Chu Li was not in the mood to act for so long. In fact, she stood up almost immediately and returned to the door of Hiukawa’s room—
Don't ask clearly.
Don't talk about playing a fourth or fifth level, she will die tomorrow due to entanglement.
Take a deep breath.
"Teacher," Chu Li leaned against the door, holding the phone, "If you haven't starved to death and your phone still has power, please log in to Weibo and search for the marketing account "Weibo Funny XXX". Then look at her latest Weibo, click on it, the third one, did you see the popular comment with 3589 likes? "
Chu Li watched the phone screen flashing fluorescent light, reflecting her calm face—
"3589 likes, more than 60 of the 87 comments told me that there is no other reason for you not coming out, not because you are embarrassed, but because..."
Chu Li choked—
The word "regret" can't be said anyway.
It seems that if you say it, your nightmare will come true.
Standing in front of the man's room door, she clenched her fists quietly, and the screen of the mobile phone was pressed down to reflect her face. This time, she herself was taken aback by herself—that look of clenching her teeth, how much did she I haven't seen her in years. The last time she showed such an expression was when she was the first in the class in middle school and was questioned by her classmates for cheating. When the whole class committee teamed up and wanted to report to the teacher to punish her, she refused to admit it.
This expression is called "stubborn".
Even knowing that the matter is probably really settled, but still—
Stubbornly unwilling.
Chu Li blinked, frowned, and in the midst of speculation and uneasiness all day, her excitement was finally overwhelmed by the last pile of "he regretted it". She even regretted why she left messages everywhere. …
There was no movement beyond the door.
So Chuli, who had been struggling for a day, suddenly decided to give up—she knocked on the door with her fingers: "You don't have to say anything, I won't ask, let's pretend that nothing happened—anyway, we can pretend that nothing happened After all, it's not the first time I've done this, so I'm leaving, good night."
Chu Li moved his hand away.
Taking two steps back, her chest heaved uncomfortably, she drooped her shoulders like a defeated wretch, and was about to leave with a tense face—
However, at this moment, the door behind him suddenly opened.
The man who walked out of the door quickly grabbed her wrist and dragged her back, then pressed her against the wall. Brown pupils.
The man's big hand held her chin, and in the dim light, he rubbed the corners of her eyes as if groping, and he seemed to be relieved when he found that the place was only slightly hot and not moist.
"...what are you doing?"
Chu Li pressed between the man and the wall, his voice hoarse.
"Look at you." Hiukawa said flatly.
Chu Li stretched out his hand to push him, but failed to push him away. He simply grabbed the shoulder of his jacket and bit his back molars: "Look at me? I stood at your door for a whole day, and you didn't Want to come out and see me."
"...Because I feel like you're going to cry again if you don't come out at this time," the man rubbed her face with his warm palm when he lifted it up, with a slightly helpless tone, "So, can I not come out?"
"..."
In your eyes, how much does Lao Tzu love to cry
I haven't cried a few times in total, but once I was so happy that I burst into tears.
Chu Li pursed his lips, lowered his head, perfectly expressed his grievances without speaking, and three large characters seemed to float above the man's silent head: I want you to take care of it.
Feeling the slightly rough palm pressed against his cheek and never taking it away again, his face that had been stiff from the cold quickly warmed up—only then did Chu Li remember that she had been lying in the living room without turning on the heater for a whole day, and this would Son, she was trying her best to dissuade herself from rubbing the man's warm hand...
It's just that her body is stiff and her face is wooden, and she feels his hand gently rubbing her cheek, causing a slight itching.
"That's what I'm afraid of. I'll make you angry or make you cry... Every time I cry, I don't need money, and I can't wipe it off," Hiukawa said, feeling the pain in the corner of her eyes. Feeling slightly damp on the tip of his thumb, he sighed, "Look, it's exciting to say you are."
Chu Li lowered his head even more.
"I forgot to turn on the heating," Chu Li said in a muffled voice, "It's so cold in the living room, you still haven't opened the door for me..."
Before the words were finished, the whole person had left the cold wall and fell into a warm embrace.
"..."
"..."
... Even if it's just for this second, have peace.
The tip of his nose pressed against his chest, and through his clothes, he was full of breath, and Chu Li closed his eyes in the man's arms.
"Do you regret it?"
"No regrets."
The vision was instantly blurred by the gushing liquid, and the inner worries, ups and downs were finally settled in the man's deep and firm words "no regrets"...
Chu Li felt that Hiukawa seemed to be quite right—
She does seem to cry a lot.
... But there's nothing wrong with that.
There are so many things worth crying about in life, happy or unhappy, why hold back? Anyway, in the eyes of the person who wipes your tears tirelessly, no matter how many times you cry, tears will not become cheap.