How could Zhou Ran miss such beautiful spring scenery
But just as he was about to take a closer look, a sudden roar of anger rang out like a bolt from the blue: "You shameless rapist, die!"
Following the sound, water splashed all over the sky, like sharp arrows that chased after souls, and suddenly shot towards him. Zhou Ran was caught off guard and was hit instantly.
"Plop"
“Ouch, ah!”
As expected, before he could get a closer look, Zhou Ran was suddenly attacked by a volley of water arrows, causing him to fall to the ground with his butt, screaming in pain.
Water is a very soft thing, but it was used as a sharp weapon. This showed how clever that person's methods were. It was far beyond what Zhou Ran could imagine, let alone compare to.
Now his chest, face, and lower abdomen were all burning with pain, as if they had been whipped by a real hard object. He was so frightened that he cursed, "Damn it, what the hell, who is the rapist?"
But before he could finish his curse, another voice of shame and anger came from afar: "Damn rapist, if you still don't admit it, I will not be called Wen if I don't chop you into meat sauce today."
The fierce shouting teared the sky apart, as if the white clouds in the distant sky were all shattered by this life's angry rebuke.
Following the sound, a splash of water came from the small pond. The scene was like a huge fish flying close to the water surface, stirring up a turbulent wave on the water along the way, and shooting directly towards Zhou Ran.
Although he didn't see the girl's face clearly, he was almost injured internally by the water arrows. Zhou Ran saw that the other party was coming towards him, so how could he just sit there and wait to die
He just jumped up, not caring about his physical discomfort at all, and turned around and ran.
Instead of seeing the beautiful woman bathing, a female Rakshasa suddenly appeared. Is this a blessing or a disaster
Zhou Ran's fragile heart was broken. If the she-devil hadn't been chasing him so urgently, he would have cursed the heavens.
He felt secretly bitter and complained in his heart, it was just a big defecation, he didn't peek on purpose, it was clearly these two girls who came to him on their own accord, why are they blaming him now? He wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't know who to complain to.
Complaining secretly, Zhou Ran didn't dare to stop. He ran away from the pond as fast as he could. Suddenly, he seemed to see something out of the corner of his eye.
Clothes, to be exact, women's clothes!
No matter how dumb Zhou Ran was, he suddenly realized that the two piles of neatly stacked clothes not far from him must belong to the two female Rakshasas in the small pond.
Seeing the two piles of clothes, Zhou Ran's pair of small eyes as sharp as rat shit immediately rolled around. Damn it, let's go all out. Since the other party is so unkind, don't blame Xiao Zhou for being unjust. As long as the other party has no clothes to wear, let's see how they can chase General Zhou.
As soon as the thought came to his mind, Zhou Ran instantly turned into a small whirlwind, rushing towards the clothes like a gust of wind and a leaf in the wind.
The two piles of clothes were not far from him. In the blink of an eye, Zhou Ran's small whirlwind swept to the clothes. He did not roll up the fallen leaves in the sky, but instantly swept away the two piles of clothes.
"Ah, you bastard, you pervert, put your clothes down."
The small whirlwind went away, but suddenly from behind came a voice of grief and indignation that seemed to choke the sky. The overwhelming anger seemed to make even the beautiful scenery of early summer tremble.
No matter how much people screamed behind him, the little whirlwind went away without looking back. In the distance, Zhou Ran's gloating response could be heard: "You damned female demon, you dare to offend your General Zhou, just wait to soak in the water for the rest of your life."
The sound was vague and the little whirlwind disappeared in an instant.
The willows are swaying, the pond is green and lush, but at this moment, there is no more cheerful laughter.
After a while, a timid voice suddenly sounded, not without worry: "Sister Wen Yi, without clothes, how are we going to meet the Grand Palace Master?"
"That damn rapist, you'd better not let me meet him again, otherwise I will tear him into pieces." A sound of gnashing teeth was heard, followed by a bitter sigh.
Looking around, on the calm water surface, there were only two beautiful heads with long black hair like waterfalls. They were staring at each other with bitter faces, at a loss as to what to do.
After a long while, one of the women, who had thin eyebrows like the moon, a beautiful nose and cherry lips, and was as beautiful as Xi Shi, suddenly said, "Don't be afraid, Yu Lu. Since our foster father is so eager to recruit us for reinforcements, there must be more than just us. Wen Lan might come as well."
"We are heading to Yulei Mountain, which is a must-pass place. We will hide in the reeds and wait until we see Wenlan, then borrow two sets of clothes from her." This woman who is as beautiful as Xi Shi seems to be Palace Master Wenyi.
It would have been fine if she didn't mention Wenlan. As soon as she mentioned Wenlan, Yu Lu immediately drooped her head listlessly and muttered in a depressed tone, "Sister Wenyi, you and Wenlan are both palace masters, but why is there such a big difference between you?"
"Wenlan is a girl who can't wake up during the day and can't sleep at night. Once she sees something delicious, even ten oxen can't pull her away. If she goes to Maoxian, I don't know how long she will eat and drink. I think it's better to rely on darkness than on her."
"Look at you, Sister Wen Yi. You go out in the wind and rain, and even when you take a bath, you are seen naked by others. Even your clothes are taken away. Is this your fate?"
"Yu Lu!" A gloomy and long female voice suddenly interrupted Yu Lu's complaints. Wen Yi said with a clear grinding sound, "Is your butt itchy again?"
It turns out that Zhou Ran is not the only one who is good at this. This little girl named Yu Lu seems to have talent in this area as well.
Zhou Ran was lucky and did not meet the group of strong men that Wen Yi and Yu Lu were traveling with. He quickly caught up with Qi Miaoge, and that night they found Zhu Li and his group.
The three people who were most happy about their arrival were Shu He, Wang Qian and Zhe Silun, especially Shu He. The way he looked at Qi Miaoge was always ambiguous, like an old man looking at his grandson's wife.
Nothing happened that night, and Zhu Li woke up slowly early the next morning.
Seeing Zhu Li waking up, everyone was delighted. If there had been yangko dance in that era, everyone would probably have danced without any scruples.
Of course, the most excited and happiest person among them was Yuchi Jin.
As soon as he saw the person he loved wake up, Yuchi Jin hurried forward, wanting to give him a big hug to relieve the depression and worry of the past few days.
But before she could get close, she saw Zhu Li taking a few steps back timidly, with one hand raised as if to push him away, and quickly covering her eyes with the other hand, and shouting, "Wow, don't come over here, don't come over here, my mother said that beautiful women are hungry ghosts who only eat boys' hearts and livers, you beautiful hungry ghost, don't come over here."
This sudden scene immediately froze the expressions on everyone's faces.
Then, no one knew what they were thinking of, but they all suddenly turned to Zhu Qia in unison, with vicious looks on their faces, as if they wanted to eat the old Taoist priest alive.
Facing the aggressive crowd, especially the cold-faced Yuchi Jin, and the murderous Geng?m, Jing Ming and others, Zhu Qia also became doubtful.
For a serious injury like Zhu Li's, with the help of the All Living Beings Returning Together Array, the opponent could indeed be kept alive for three days. Zhu Qia had this in mind.
But in the past, after three days, although the lives of those rescued people were not in danger, no one was able to wake up immediately.
This ancient magic formation was used on Zhu Li. Why did the situation suddenly become weird
Now, not only was the opponent not in any danger of his life, but he was able to jump up immediately, which was beyond Zhu Qia's expectations.
What he didn't know was that Zhu Li had once taken an elixir of immortality, and theoretically, he was immortal.
He just suddenly lost his entire heart, his internal organs were incomplete, and the key links of his body's functioning were missing. Although the elixir of immortality preserved his life, it would never wake him up.
Zhu Qia's gathering formation for all living beings to return home stimulated Zhu Li's body functions to some extent, allowing his heart to grow again; however, the new heart was tender and weak, and it also caused him to lose all his mature mind. It was no surprise that he spoke and acted like a child.
In fact, the most shocked people were not the people outside, but the weapon spirit lurking in Zhu Li's consciousness. The weapon spirit was just a program-like existence, and all his actions were pre-set by the magic weapon refiner.
The master with great magical powers seemed to have predicted that Zhu Li would encounter this disaster and fall into eternal sleep, so he asked the spirit of the weapon to create Zhu Ya in advance as a successor.
However, he had calculated everything, but he had not expected that in this space, there actually existed people who were not in his calculations, and Zhu Qia happened to be one of them.
It was because of Zhu Qia's appearance that the All Living Beings' Heart Gathering Formation came into being, and Zhu Li's heart was able to be reactivated. In addition, with the nourishment of countless elixirs from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, it was natural for Zhu Li to wake up.
The shock of the weapon spirit came from the person who made the magic weapon. The program he set could only allow the weapon spirit to execute the procedures step by step until the moment when Zhu Li opened her heart to save her love.
If Zhu Li came back to life, the spirit of the weapon would not know what to do in the future.
Just like AI in later generations, although it has invaded all walks of life and caused panic among people, it is actually unnecessary. AI can replace many things, but there are also things it cannot replace, such as engineers who study AI, authors who write novels, etc. AI cannot replace any of them. After all, the program has limitations.
The spirit of the weapon didn't know what to do next, so it had to follow previous instructions. If Zhu Li was injured, it would do everything in the Classic of Mountains and Seas to rescue and nourish him. If Zhu Li was in danger, it would bless him with more ferocious beasts, and so on. It could be predicted that Zhu Li would be even more powerful in the future.
In fact, at this point, Zhu Qia and his team didn't need to plan to find the Dragon Wood. Aren't the elixirs, fruits, exotic beasts, and rare birds in the Classic of Mountains and Seas more powerful than the Dragon Wood
However, no matter how high Zhu Qia's metaphysical attainments were, it would be impossible for him to figure out the secret of a magical weapon. How could something like an intelligent machine figure it out
Zhu Qia couldn't figure out what the outside world should naturally do, and what he had to do.
But facing Zhu Li's current situation, he had to explain. Although he was also very confused, in order to avoid public anger, he had to start fooling people: "Don't be alarmed, General Zhu Li's injury has recovered better than I expected."
"As you can see, the general's mind is damaged and he looks like a child. We must take action immediately and try to get the dragon wood as soon as possible. Do you want to keep facing such a general?"