"Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life" by Cyan Wings
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Yu Hua was unemployed, and the burden of the family fell on his partner You Zhengping's shoulders.
His lover was a temporary worker in a street office, and his monthly salary was only 2,500, which made Yu Hua extremely worried.
You Zhengping is secretly engaged in the work of protecting the world from destroyers, and the subsidies are quite generous.
You Zhengping was worried every day, how could he tell Yu Hua without a trace that his private house was worth millions
Until one day, You Zhengping was notified that a huge energy that could destroy the world appeared in his house.
You Zhengping was worried that something would happen to Yu Hua, who was an ordinary person, and hurriedly rushed home with the team. As soon as he entered the house, he saw that the house was peaceful. Yu Hua was wearing an apron, and the frying pan was hanging in the palm of his hand. , fragrant fish.
Seeing You Zhengping, Yu Hua put the frying pan on the unpowered induction cooker, and wiped his hands with his apron: "I just want to save some electricity bills."
You Zhengping: …
The most awesome destroyer in the world is his lover.
Yu Hua attacked, You Zheng received it flatly, and the boss attacked X boss.
Yu Hua (attack) is the strongest destroyer and the winner of the infinite stream world. Tired of the life of non-stop fighting, he wants to be an ordinary person and live a peaceful life with his lover, but he is too arrogant.
The one wearing an apron on the cover is the attack, and the one who is sitting on the sofa with a Band-Aid is Shou
This article entered V on May 28
Content label: Strong and strong ability sweet text Shuangwen
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One sentence introduction: The big guy just wants to live a peaceful life
Concept: Ordinary life is the most real
Chapter 1
At 05:59 in the morning, Yu Hua woke up exactly one minute before the alarm clock rang. He turned off the alarm clock and got out of bed lightly. You Zhengping, who was lying beside him, was sound asleep, unaffected.
Yu Hua is 27 years old this year. He is You Zhengping's partner. He graduated from one of the top three universities in China. He used to be the human resources director of a well-known financial company, with an annual salary of several hundred thousand to one million. Apart from the necessary social events, company receptions and other activities, he goes home on time at 6:00 pm every day, goes to bed before 11:00 pm, gets up a minute or two before 6:00 am, and rests for half an hour to an hour at noon depending on work conditions.
He has composure and stability far beyond his actual age, and there always seems to be a lot of stories hidden in his deep eyes. The good habit of exercising all the year round makes him in excellent shape, and the neat suit hides his muscles and converts that hormone into abstinence.
Yu Hua's cooking skills are very good. He likes to get up early and prepare a hearty breakfast for his partner, You Zhengping. Every time he sees You Zhengping eating his breakfast with satisfaction, a kind of joy of living will arise in Yu Hua's heart.
At 7:30 in the morning, You Zhengping was awakened by the aroma of breakfast, he stretched exaggeratedly, yawned loudly, hugged the quilt on the bed, his hair was a little messy, and muttered: " What did you cook today?"
Yu Hua put breakfast on the dining table and said to You Zhengping, who was lying in bed in the bedroom, "You said yesterday that you wanted to eat Cantonese breakfast, I made shrimp dumplings, siu mai, custard buns, fish porridge, fried wontons and Egg tarts, grilled sausages and red bean double-skin milk, I didn't prepare much last night, and I had limited time in the morning, so I just made this."
"Is this still a little bit?" You Zhengping jumped up from the bed with a jerk. He rushed into the bathroom and washed quickly.
He and Yu Hua got married three years ago, and after getting along for many years, You Zhengping has developed the habit of eating breakfast, and his biological clock has gradually become regular.
Before meeting Yu Hua, You Zhengping's life was as bad as it was.
He played with his mobile phone until 3:00 a.m. every day, and went to work at 9:00 a.m. He was woken up by the first alarm clock at 08:30. After turning off the alarm clock, he turned over and went to sleep again. The second alarm clock sounded at 08:40, and it continued until At 08:50, the third alarm clock, which was set to a high-pitched siren, hummed, and You Zhengping jumped out of bed, spent 3 minutes washing and dressing indiscriminately, and ran all the way to the unit not far from the dormitory. At 9:00 Check in on time.
I never eat breakfast. Lunch is always spicy hot pot and hot pot with high calorie and heavy taste. In the evening, there are continuous supper, and I will order a barbecue beer at 23 o’clock in the middle of the night until I can eat it.
Young You Zhengping likes to eat and play lightly. He needs to gulp his meals, drink a lot of wine, and play games all night. Night is the carnival of young people. If you come to prevaricate the elders, living a life of wanton flying is the life You Zhengping yearns for.
It was not until Yu Hua met and fell in love that You Zhengping gradually learned to go to bed early and get up early, and he also gave up supper at night.
He took a shower, blew his hair and brushed his thick hair. Thinking of the group of friends who were staying up all night and gradually losing their hair, You Zhengping smiled smugly, picked up the comb and prepared to brush a young, beautiful and handsome man. hairstyle.
He combed left and right in front of the mirror, and there was always a stubborn strand of hair standing in the middle, like a wild and unruly hair.
You Zhengping carried the comb and approached Yu Hua who was setting breakfast: "One of my hair is sticking up, comb it for me."
Yu Hua is not only good at cooking, but also has magical scissor hands comparable to Mr. Tony in the barber shop. As long as he cooks a little, You Zhengping's head shape will become handsome and individual, and the unruly hair will instantly soften under Yu Hua's hands. Silky smooth.
Yu Hua glanced at You Zhengping's hair, took out a tissue to wipe his hands, and said lightly, "It's inconvenient for me to have oil on my hands, you can use hairspray to treat it."
"Oh." You Zhengping's expectant eyes suddenly dimmed. He looked at Yu Hua, who had no expression on his face. He didn't take care of the curled hair. He threw the wooden comb into the bathroom, and sat at the dining table unhappy.
The breakfast was delicious. You Zhengping had just eaten shrimp dumplings when he saw Yu Hua packing up the kitchen utensils and asked, "Aren't you going to eat with me?"
"I ate before you took a shower." Yu Hua said with his back to You Zhengping.
The delicious breakfast suddenly tasted like chewing wax, You Zhengping swallowed the food with difficulty, he decided not to talk to Yu Hua all day today!
Having eaten his breakfast in a dull way, You Zhengping put on the clothes Yu Hua helped him prepare yesterday, and couldn't help but go to the kitchen again.
Yu Hua was washing the dishes, and there was only the sound of "crashing" in the room.
"That..." You Zhengping anxiously circled beside Yu Hua, "Do you have anything to do today?"
The sound of water stopped, Yu Hua lowered his head and stared at the bowl with no emotion in his tone: "Do the housework, then go find a job."
"Oh..." You Zhengping forced his face in front of Yu Hua, and pointed his face with his finger, "Then I'm going to work, come on, look for a job!"
Yu Hua tilted his head, ignoring You Zhengping's suggestion, and said calmly, "Be careful on the road."
The subtext is "you can go, don't get in the way of my housework".
You Zhengping stared at Yu Hua for a while, snorted, turned and left the house, rushed to the garage, locked himself in the car, took out his mobile phone and called his younger brother Cen Xiao: "Yu Hua ignored me, he didn't help me. I combed my hair, didn't have breakfast with me, and didn't give me a good morning kiss before going out. Does he want a divorce? No, I finally found such a sweetheart, and I will never divorce!"
Cen Xiao's confused voice came from the phone: "I said, do you know what time it is?"
"At 8:20, there are still 40 minutes to go to work. Is there any problem?" You Zhengping said confidently.
"You know it's 8:20, not 8:50!" Cen Xiao shouted on the other end of the phone, "My first alarm clock didn't ring until 8:40, you know that every minute of sleep during this time period means a lot to me. Are they all extremely precious? I'm going to sleep right now, you are a big deal, so please wait until after work at 9 o'clock to talk."
After speaking, the other party hung up the phone, and when You Zhengping called again, it was already turned off.
He knocked the steering wheel angrily and yelled at the phone: "Is it wrong for me to call at 8:20? A group of night owls who stay up late and get up early, stay up late until they become bald!"
You Zhengping fired at the phone for a while, and finally lay helplessly on the steering wheel, thinking about how he and Yu Hua were getting along in the past few days.
A week ago, when he came home from get off work, he saw that Yu Hua went home early to make dinner, and told him deadly, "I was fired."
It seems that Yu Hua offended the company's leadership and was fired directly. The company paid liquidated damages, but Yu Hua said that he had paid the company's leaders for medical expenses, and he even paid a fortune. You Zhengping felt that this was a malicious deduction from their company. Why should Yu Hua's salary be used for medical expenses for the leader
The house they lived in was bought by Yu Hua with a loan, and the monthly mortgage was more than 8,000. Their savings had just bought a car for You Zhengping a month ago, and the remaining money was only enough to pay off the mortgage for two or three months.
You Zhengping is a temporary worker in the street office, with a monthly salary of 2,500, which is just enough to pay for the maintenance of his newly purchased off-road vehicle with extremely high gas consumption. Living expenses and rent can't help at all.
Yu Hua promised at the time that he would find a job soon and would not worry You Zhengping.
But in the past week, Yu Hua has hit a wall several times, and his whole person has become more and more silent and indifferent. They haven't hugged, kissed or anything for a whole week, and today it's even more extreme. They don't even have any physical contact at all. They just don't feel in the mood to ask.
You Zhengping was going crazy, he couldn't go on like this anymore, he had to think of a way!
After five minutes of melancholy in the car, at 8:30, You Zhengping kicked the accelerator and flew the car out of the garage. He went to the office to find his group of younger brothers to discuss how to make Yu Hua feel better!
When You Zhengping's car drove out, Yu Hua stood in front of the window and quietly watched him from upstairs as he walked away.
Until the car was no longer visible, Yu Hua slowly put his gaze on the sink, and the bowls in the sink were all broken.
Yu Hua stretched out his hand to pick up the pieces and threw them into the trash can.
Seeing this scene, Yu Hua was powerless to sit in front of the dining table, with his arms propped on the table, with a "click", the dining table and the chair he was sitting on were torn apart, and the fine nanmu furniture turned into a pile of broken wood.
Yu Hua stood up, squeezed his hand, took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and finally controlled his strength and did not smash the tiles under his feet.
Yu Hua helped his forehead helplessly. These days, while You Zhengping was not at home, he had already changed furniture, tableware and kitchen utensils three times, and hurriedly asked someone to repair the tiles on the floor.
He has been hiding something from You Zhengping. He used to be a traveler, traveling through countless worlds, playing various life-and-death games. He passed the god of death countless times, and finally gained the strongest power and became the final clearer.
The passer can make a wish, no matter how difficult the wish can be, even if it is to become the overlord of the universe.
However, Yu Hua's wish was: "I want to be an ordinary person, in an ordinary world, doing an ordinary job, getting to know an ordinary and lovely partner, getting to know him and loving each other, and living a peaceful life."
So he sealed all his power, came to this world, and became an ordinary student. Relying on his own efforts, Yu Hua was admitted to a good university, found a good job, met You Zhengping again, and lived the peaceful life he dreamed of.
Yu Hua felt that his life with You Zhengping was the happiness he longed for, but a week ago, his happiness was shattered.
At that time, the leader of his company fell, and Yu Hua stepped forward to help him, but because of his excessive strength, he slammed the leader's head into the wall with one hand, and the company's wall was broken with a big hole!
The leader was seriously injured and went to the hospital, but the company did not pursue Yu Hua's criminal responsibility. They dismissed Yu Hua, and Yu Hua took out some of his savings and paid the leader's medical expenses together with the liquidated damages.
The leader who was beaten with a concussion was quite friendly. He advised Yu Hua to see a psychiatrist to see if the pressure had caused him to develop violent tendencies, and he should be treated as soon as possible.
Yu Hua knew that this was not a violent tendency, but that the power of his seal was awakening.
This power is very unstable, sometimes strong and sometimes weak, whenever Yu Hua feels that he can control it, the power will suddenly increase a little, causing him to keep destroying the things around him.
As a result, Yu Hua did not dare to touch You Zhengping these days, for fear that his lover would be smashed into the wall by his palm like the company leader.
It doesn't matter if the items around you are broken, as long as you spend money to buy them again, You Zhengping must not be injured.
Of course Yu Hua could see that You Zhengping was constantly looking for opportunities to get close to him this morning, but he didn't dare, fearing that his strength would not be well controlled and that You Zhengping would be hospitalized.
The mess at home was still to be sorted out. Yu Hua took a deep breath and clasped his palms many times to make sure he could control the strength this time. Then he carefully picked up his mobile phone, bought the same table and tableware online, and instructed the merchant. Must be delivered by 3pm.
After the order was successfully placed, Yu Hua's mind relaxed slightly, his palms were out of control, and with a "bang", the phone was crushed.
Yu Hua: "…"
Yu Hua stared at the wreckage of the phone, feeling sad in his heart. Can his peaceful life continue
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A new pit was opened, Yu Hua attacked, You Zheng accepted it, and the update time was before 12 noon every day.
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chapter 2
"What do you guys think I should do?" When he arrived at the work unit, You Zhengping held his subordinates and kept talking, starting from Yu Hua's unemployment until he didn't even have a good morning kiss this morning, and finally asked for help.
You Zhengping's number one younger brother, Cen Xiao, yawned, took out a bottle of Coke from the drink box stacked in the corner, "ton ton ton" drank half of the bottle in one go, and burped leisurely before saying slowly: "Wait for him to find a job in two days."
"That's right," the younger brother, the second teacher, Yongfu nodded eagerly, "Anyway, you guys are arguing at the end of the bed, and you can go home at night and ask him to give you a goodnight kiss."
"It's not a brother anymore!" You Zhengping slammed on the table angrily, "My life is going through an unprecedented crisis!"
Several younger brothers looked at Cen Xiao in unison, motioned to Cen Xiao with their eyes, and asked him to appease You Zhengping.
Cen Xiao drank the remaining half bottle of Coke, and the stimulating taste made him sober a lot. He threw the Coke bottle into the trash can, came to You Zhengping and said, "You control your strength first, do you remember how the last table was scrapped?"
You Zhengping's personality was slappy, he was fine when he was single, and he didn't get angry easily. Ever since I met Yu Hua, I have had hair on both ends in three days, from Yu Hua cooking him a meal to Yu Hua's very good figure and then to Yu Hua... ahem, I can't talk about it next, in short, if there is any trouble, especially Zhengping will be unable to control the force to destroy a set of tables and chairs.
In the beginning, Cen Xiao and the others were left to You Zhengping. It's normal for people in love to have ups and downs.
But You Zhengping's mood was up and down for three years, and he was in love every minute and every second, and whether it was high or low, everyone around him would suffer.
He smashed his own table, Cen Xiao's table, Shi Yongfu's table, everyone's table, the table from the warehouse, the old table that others didn't want...
"You really can't smash it anymore," Cen Xiao said seriously. "Now this table is made from the wreckage of the broken table in the past. The superior has not allowed us to apply for office equipment, so save it!"
"That's it!" Shi Yongfu held a bag of instant noodles in his hand, and ate it "sucking and sucking", "Boss, look at me, you have smashed my stainless steel lunch box, and now I can only eat instant noodles. Is it easy for me? Please control it, can we talk about a normal person's love? "
While speaking, Shi Yongfu drank all the hot soup in the packaging bag in one breath, and threw the disposable chopsticks and packaging bag into the sorting trash can, neat and tidy.
You Zhengping looked at him suspiciously: "Aren't you too lazy to clean the lunch box when you use the bag to make instant noodles?"
"..." Shi Yongfu hurriedly changed the subject, "It's not important, let's talk about Yu Hua."
When You Zhengping heard the word "Yu Hua", he forgot about being too lazy to clean the lunch box, and sighed deeply, "You guys say, is it because I earn too little and put him under too much pressure, which will cause an emotional crisis? Is he going to get a divorce?"
Cen Xiao, who was drinking Coke on an empty stomach, rubbed his forehead helplessly. He shouldn't be involved in You Zhengping's affairs from the beginning. At first, he just wanted to help his good brother get rid of the elder's urging marriage. Since when did he become like this
About four years ago, You Zhengping was only 21 years old that year. He lived a dashing and frivolous life. When he had time, he took his brothers to challenge all kinds of extreme sports. When he was young, he lived the way everyone wanted.
The younger brothers envied You Zhengping, but the family was worried. The young man's temperament was not settled, and it was nothing to have fun, but could You Zhengping play something safe and normal? Every time he did extreme sports, the elders were worried to death.
At this time, one of You Zhengping's seven aunts and eight aunts suggested that this child had not been in a relationship in 21 years? Guys, it's safe to be in a relationship, and a girlfriend's words are much more effective than our elders.
As a result, the family members began to frantically introduce objects to You Zhengping. You Zhengping was immediately dumbfounded. In pursuit of a free life, he protested, "I haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet. Are you in a hurry?"
Elders: "It's okay, it's okay to be in love for two or three years and then get married."
The helpless You Zhengping jumped up and down anxiously: "I don't like women, I like men!"
This is just an excuse he used to get the elders to stop dating. Who knows that after the elders discussed it, they said kindly: "Then... Do you like someone among your friends? Take it home if you like it, I see that Cen Xiao. At once… "
You Zhengping was instantly terrified. He couldn't imagine the group of younger brothers who had been abused by him during training as his partner. He shook his head into a rattle: "No, no, no, I haven't met someone I like yet!"
Elders: "You can't meet any good people if you go to those terrifying extreme sports every day. Let's introduce them to you."
The elders are unrelenting. Even if you don’t like human beings, we can introduce you to a posture.
You Zhengping knew that blind dates could not be avoided. He had an idea. Since he could not refuse the elders, he could make the blind date look down on him!
So You Zhengping said critically: "The type I like is... the opposite of my group of friends, educated, more handsome than me, likes to wear suits, can speak at least five foreign languages, preferably domestic 985, 211 Those who graduated from college, who are a little older than me but not too much older, who are within the system, who have development prospects in the enterprise, who can support me with a monthly salary in the future, are social elites at first sight!”
The harsh conditions really made it difficult for the family to live. When You Zheng flatly praised his wit, his father, You Guodong, said with consideration: "I have an old comrade who started his own business after retiring from the army. He knows a lot of people. A person from a big company, let me introduce him to you."
You Zhengping: "..."
You Guodong said in a majestic tone: "You have such high requirements, I will pull down my old face and introduce you to someone who meets the requirements. If you dare not go, hum!"
With a cold hum, You Guodong crushed the two walnuts in his hand.
You Zhengping swallowed his saliva and insisted: "Go, if you can help me find such a person I like, of course I will go, but I don't know if people will like me."
After he finished speaking, he fled and asked the younger brothers to discuss what to do next.
Four years ago, Cen Xiao was just a stunned young man, and he had never seen the hypocrisy of human beings and the impermanence of love. He and his brothers racked their brains to help You Zhengping come up with ideas.
You Guodong was very efficient. He arranged a blind date the next day and asked You Zhengping to go on a blind date on the weekend, and said that he and his old comrades would also accompany him as introducers.
"That can't be done!" You Zhengping, who was planning a blind date, said hurriedly, "If you guys go, it will be my blind date or you and your comrade-in-arms! You will not go with me!"
His attitude was very firm, and You Guodong had no choice but to repeatedly remind You Zhengping that he must not be late.
On the day of the blind date, You Zhengping arrived near the restaurant where he had made an appointment an hour earlier, and used binoculars to observe the people entering and leaving the restaurant.
"Boss, what did you see after looking at it for so long?" asked the younger brother Shi Yongfu.
"I'm observing the quality of the restaurant," You Zhengping explained in a low voice in Cen Xiao's off-road vehicle, "This is a very stylish Chinese restaurant. Being able to choose this restaurant means that my blind date must be very tasteful. According to his preferences, show it in the opposite direction, so that he will reject me, it is not my responsibility for him to look down on me, hahahahaha!"
Cen Xiao said: "Boss, isn't it easy for you to want him to reject you? We block someone in the corner and beat him up, let him stop leprosy/toad/toad wanting to eat swan meat, and take the initiative to tell your parents that he can't stand high. Is it alright?"
"You didn't think of being my dad?" You Zhengping gritted his teeth and said, "He didn't give me a photo of the other party because he was afraid that I would block people in advance! Just tell me the restaurant box number, and I have to go to know who the blind date is! "
Now the younger brothers lost their minds and looked at You Zhengping eagerly.
You Zhengping said: "It doesn't matter, I probably know that person's taste. I dress a little out of the mainstream and behave vulgarly. He definitely doesn't like me."
After saying that, a few people took out their mobile phones and searched the Internet for non-mainstream Kill Matt's style. After looking through a few photos, the younger brothers were talking about helping You Zhengping to make ideas about changing the style—
"You have to wear clothes with holes. I'll buy a pair of scissors from the nearby store and cut your pants and clothes into beggar clothes."
"Hair, washing, cutting and blowing colorful hair color is essential. Your hair is too short. It is difficult to wash, cut and blow. Colorful can still challenge. I will go to the barber shop next door to buy color spray hair dye."
"Put your mouth when you eat, chew gum when you talk, and I'll go buy gum."
"Wear flip-flops and scratch your belly! I'll buy flip-flops and tickle."
"… "
"… "
The younger brothers got out of the car with a "hula" to buy things, leaving You Zhengping dumbfounded.
The younger brothers came back to transform You Zhengping with their favorite props. They had kind smiles on their faces, and their eyes were full of sincerity. They were trying to use their wisdom to help You Zhengping.
"Damn it, aren't you deliberately tossing me? Cen Xiao, put down that color spray on me, dare to touch my hair and I'll kill you!" You Zhengping shouted helplessly under the siege of his younger brothers.
"Tickle is a prop for a blind date, right? Why are you scratching the soles of my feet?"
You Zhengping struggled violently, and the off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road vibrated violently with the efforts of several people.
You Zhengping has realized at this moment that these little brothers are not trying to help him at all, but are taking the opportunity to make fun of him! You Zhengping rushed to the door helplessly, when Cen Xiao said, "The door is welded to me, You Zhengping must not get out of the car today. Hey, boss, we are all for your own good!"
The door was locked tightly, and You Zhengping struggled to open the window, trying to escape from the window.
Just as he stuck his head out of the car window, Shi Yongfu, who was behind him, used scissors to cut open his newly bought trousers, You Zhengping exclaimed, "Are you human, I just wore my newly bought trousers for the first time today! Tap, My thighs are bleeding, help!"
You Zhengping desperately climbed to the car window, trying to escape the clutches of his younger brothers. At this time, a tall figure stood in front of the car window. He held up his mobile phone and said to You Zhengping, who was calling for help, "Do you need help?"
The car was silent for a while.
People outside the car saw You Zhengping being held down by two people, one of whom was scratching the soles of his feet with a tick and the other cutting his pants with scissors.
"Please stop your behavior, or I will call the police." The outsider turned the phone over, the screen was facing the crowd, and the number displayed on the screen was "110".
You Zhengping opened his mouth wide and looked stupidly at the man's handsome and righteous face, his mind went blank, he could only see the pair of sexy lips opening and closing, but he couldn't hear what the man was saying.
"I, I, I, we are just joking," Cen Xiao said hurriedly, "We are brothers, he... He lost in Truth or Dare and is being punished."
"Is it true?" The outsider asked You Zhengping seriously.
"Hey," You Zhengping smirked, "what's your name?"
"My name is Yu Hua, are they true? If they are threatening you, don't be afraid, I will help you." Yu Hua looked at You Zhengping with deep eyes, giving him endless courage.
"Threat a fart!" Cen Xiao said in a collapsed voice, "He bullied us every day, and he finally had the opportunity to get revenge, and he was regarded as a lawbreaker!"
In order to prove his innocence, Cen Xiao took out his mobile phone and opened the album. There were countless photos of You Zhengping stepping on them. Cen Xiao showed Yu Hua one by one, proving that they were indeed a group of bad friends.
Only then did Yu Hua hesitate to nod, and said embarrassingly, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood. But... let's go back to the trouble, try not to use the weapon, you may accidentally hurt your friend when you are struggling."
Shi Yongfu threw aside the scissors in his hand, raised his hands and said, "I swear I will only use tickles in the future."
"I'm bothering you." Yu Hua apologized to several people outside the car, and after getting everyone's understanding, he walked past the car.
You Zhengping's neck moved along with Yu Hua, and he was dragged back by a few injured friends after he had half of his body sticking out of the car window.
Cen Xiao said weakly: "I finally found an opportunity to teach you a lesson, and it's boring to be treated as a criminal."
Several younger brothers also put down the tools in their hands in despair.
You Zhengping was stunned for a while, "Haha" smirked twice, and patted Cen Xiao on the shoulder of the driver's seat: "Spray your colorful spray on me."
Cen Xiao's eyes widened: "You can cut off your head, can't your head shape be messed up?"
"But I..." You Zhengping glanced out of the car window again, "I seem to have fallen in love at first sight... No, I have to ruin this blind date. After this meal is over today, help me find that person just now!"
Because the boss fell in love with the passers-by at first sight, he made up his mind to stir up the affair, and several younger brothers made concerted efforts to turn You Zhengping into a non-mainstream killer.
You Zhengping wore colorful and gorgeous hair, dressed in a hole suit trimmed with scissors, stepped on flip-flops, scratched his abdominal muscles, chewed gum in his mouth, and walked into the reserved box.
In order to pretend to be incompetent, he blew a huge bubble when he entered the door. The bubble blocked his view. You Zhengping didn't see who was waiting in the box.
But it didn't matter. No matter who he was dating today, You Zhengping had to make the other party dissatisfied with him.
With bubbles in his mouth, he stepped on the table with one foot.
"Bang!" When the biggest bubble burst, You Zhengping chewed the gum back into his mouth and said to his blind date, "You are Lao Tzu's..."
"Hiccup!" You Zhengping took a deep breath when he saw the other's face, and the chewing gum stuck in his throat.
"Are you okay?" The blind date hurriedly handed a glass of water.
His concerned eyes were the same as when he asked You Zhengping if he needed help from outside the car. He was gentle and brave, full of justice.
"Cough cough cough!" You Zhengping finally spit out the gum after drinking water and coughing wildly.
He stared at Yu Hua, took a deep breath, stretched out five fingers and said, "Forget everything that happened after I entered the door just now, give me five minutes!"
After saying that, You Zhengping ran out of the box in a state of embarrassment. When he was about to go out, he ran too fast, and his flip-flops twisted. He dragged his sprained leg and limped to the bathroom.
Yu Hua looked at his back, sat back in his seat, recalled what had just happened, and couldn't help laughing.
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Digression: Lanqing thinks that instant noodles in instant noodles are the best! ! !
There are 300 red envelopes as usual today, we will see you tomorrow at 12 noon, love everyone, okay? (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~
Chapter 3
You Zhengping hurriedly flew to the bathroom to gather with the younger brothers. The younger brothers probed their heads and asked, "How is it, did you scare your blind date?"
"Shut up!" You Zhengping patted the back of the talking brother's head, "Hurry up and get me some normal clothes and hair, my God, what should I do with this colorful hair!"
The younger brothers were stunned by the moody boss. One second, they were going to have a blind date, and the next second, they were ready to grow old with the blind date. The boss's temper, the summer rain, come as soon as you say it.
Cen Xiao glanced at the faucet in the bathroom, and gave Shi Yongfu a quick wink. Shi Yongfu quickly blocked the door of the bathroom to prevent outsiders from entering the bathroom.
"Boss, control your temper." Cen Xiao pointed at the heat-sensing faucets, all the faucets were "rushing".
You Zhengping was busy and calm, not letting his special abilities affect the things around him.
He is the person with the strongest supernatural ability and the most difficult control ability among the guardians. In order to stabilize his emotions and control his abilities, You Zhengping challenged various extreme sports after the closed training. He needed to experience various extreme emotions. Master the powers.
You Zhengping has experienced extreme emotions such as despair of dying, fear of the unknown, and anxiety about the death of teammates. In order to control himself, he will experience all the emotions he has tried. His parents only saw him doing extreme sports, but they didn't know that You Zhengping had been alone in a dark house for more than a month.
He knows that he is a double-edged sword, and to fully master this sword, he must overcome all difficulties.
He had already succeeded in the past, but he would have lost all his efforts when he had a blind date.
I have experienced all kinds of emotions, but I have never been in love.
A group of younger brothers hurriedly jumped out of the bathroom window to look for clothes. They were well-trained and strong, and returned one after another within five minutes to help You Zhengping prepare suits, ties, and leather shoes.
"The hair is really helpless," Shi Yongfu said. "Why don't you use a wig to deal with it. I found a wig with the most similar hairstyle to yours."
After a few people's efforts, they finally stabilized You Zhengping's emotions, and the tap no longer automatically dispensed water.
Cen Xiao opened the bathroom door and gave You Zhengping a thumbs up: "Boss, come on and take him down, you can do it!"
You Zhengping felt that the suit on his body seemed to be turned into armor, he nodded to the younger brothers, adjusted his tie and wig, and walked out with an expression as if he wanted to conquer the entire universe.
As soon as he left the bathroom, several younger brothers were paralyzed on the ground in fright, and the boss's love had a sense of crisis of a world war.
You Zhengping glanced at his watch, what he said to Yu Hua was five minutes, but it took fifteen minutes, and he didn't know if Yu Hua had waited impatiently to leave.
He took a deep breath, opened the box door, and saw that Yu Hua had already taken off his suit jacket and was wearing a dark gray shirt. He was holding a teapot full of classical flavor with his strong knuckles, and was pouring tea into two teapots.
After pouring the tea, Yu Hua put down the teapot and turned to look at You Zhengping, who was standing by the door. He didn't ask what he had done after going out for so long, and didn't care about his outfit that was too contrasting. He smiled and said, "You're back."
At that moment, You Zhengping heard the loud sound of his heart beating to his throat.
"Puff", "Puff".
He dumbfoundedly followed Yu Hua to the seat, Yu Hua handed over the recipe and said, "I don't know what you like to eat, I just ordered some cold dishes and pastries, and I will wait for you to order the main dishes when you come back."
You Zhengping couldn't see what was written on the recipe at all, so he ordered a few dishes randomly.
While waiting for the dishes, the two drank tea and chatted.
Yu Hua said frankly, "I originally came to refuse a blind date today."
You Zhengping covered his heart and secretly told himself, keep it under control, you must keep it under control, once the supernatural powers run wild, Yu Hua will be injured!
Probably because his desire to protect Yu Hua gained the upper hand, You Zhengping held it back abruptly and patiently listened to Yu Hua's story.